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aptly named "hero".
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She then spits
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out the last
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of her teeth
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into her coke
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that was fizzing
|
violently because of
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the last Norweigan
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earthquake to hit
|
,while toothless she
|
started to undress
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starting with her
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left stocking and
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then her prosthetic
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lower leg.After
|
all, she had
|
her leg amputated
|
in a beartrap
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set by bears
|
behind flymans house.
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The stump was
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oozing blood, but
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not all that
|
badly, and yet
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it still tasted
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like strawberry quik
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And when they
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left flyman at
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the asylum he
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stole other patient's
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medication to deal
|
for menthol cigarettes
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and tobacco mints
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which coincidentally tasted
|
like cinnamon flavored
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frog-legs. Meanwhile, back
|
at the threehouse
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Flyman's partner, Billy
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bumped his head
|
on flyman's groin
|
, and discreetly started
|
removing his head
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Of course flyman
|
would never let
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Such things occur...
|
but then again
|
he specializes in
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some pretty obscure
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medical techniques. Llamas
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for example, are
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flymans favorite meat.
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Consequently, flyman humps
|
A meaty Llama...
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he keeps in
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his hachback. Drinking
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deadly poisons daily
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through silly straws.
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Splck once ate
|
out Nicole Kidman. :D
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Lucky splck bastard.
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splck lied to
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get her quim.
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Earlier, he'd tried
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juggling several chainsaws
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but failed. He
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lost an arm
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and his genitalia.
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Who needs those
|
tiny balls anyways.
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So says Saddam.
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Meanwhile back at
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flyman's festering shitpile
|
of a home,
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flyman decided to
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start drinking at
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10am thus conferming
|
his raging alcoholism
|
and necrophiliac tendences.
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yet he still
(poor Flyman....everyone's picking on you!) |
wished for a
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long, hard, nasty
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wrench to screw
|
because he was
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sick of all
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the looks he
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received from his
|
old friend splck
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back at threehouse
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there were monkeys
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on flyman's bed.
|
Man that shit
|
was the worst
|
looking pigsty, after
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the clowns had
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their 'subtle' way
|
with my cat.
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And then they
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spread flyman's legs
|
gargled what was
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once his piss
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