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Fly 07-15-2003 05:46 PM

with white wine

Meridae'n 07-15-2003 05:46 PM

which he 'borrowed'

bundy 07-15-2003 09:06 PM

from Bundys cellar

rat 07-16-2003 09:18 AM

in the dark

paddyjoe 07-16-2003 02:35 PM

outer reaches of

Meridae'n 07-16-2003 03:21 PM

Uncle Phil's pubic

Fly 07-16-2003 06:30 PM

area.Phil then

hambone 07-16-2003 06:43 PM

took his cat

vermin 07-16-2003 07:05 PM

from the microwave

richeee 07-16-2003 07:11 PM

, added some marinara

Meridae'n 07-16-2003 08:12 PM

sauce, MSG, and

Fremen 07-17-2003 03:52 AM

pimento cheese spread.

bundy 07-17-2003 05:05 AM

He then fed

Pyrate 07-17-2003 05:13 AM

them forcefully to...

bundy 07-17-2003 05:25 AM

Fremen, while he

sexymama 07-17-2003 05:42 AM

beans. But it

Fly 07-17-2003 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
Fremen, while he
was under the

Sen 07-17-2003 05:10 PM

table in the

Fremen 07-18-2003 03:41 AM

fetal position. Then

paddyjoe 07-18-2003 04:28 AM

sexymama decided to

splck 07-18-2003 04:40 AM

post her thoughts

Miranda 07-18-2003 04:45 AM

on top of

Fremen 07-18-2003 06:46 AM

the bulletin board

Fly 07-19-2003 05:20 AM

for all to

vermin 07-19-2003 07:58 AM

read and be

Fremen 07-19-2003 01:09 PM

amazed and disgusted

oldtimer 07-19-2003 03:03 PM

with. So she

Fremen 07-19-2003 08:28 PM

said, "Fuck it.."

Fly 07-20-2003 06:02 AM

i'm not doing

splck 07-20-2003 07:15 AM

the tango with

paddyjoe 07-20-2003 07:48 AM

my panties down

rat 07-20-2003 08:59 AM

and a rose

marcopolo 07-20-2003 10:11 AM

bud in my

Fremen 07-20-2003 12:26 PM

bee-stung lips of

pr0f3n 07-20-2003 01:34 PM

vestal flesh which

Meridae'n 07-20-2003 04:28 PM

has often been

grumpyolddude 07-20-2003 04:57 PM

the object of...

vermin 07-20-2003 07:11 PM

photographic exploitation at

grumpyolddude 07-20-2003 07:15 PM

the hands of...

pr0f3n 07-20-2003 07:44 PM

God. When I...

Meridae'n 07-20-2003 07:49 PM

went to Madagascar

grumpyolddude 07-20-2003 08:48 PM

in the Autumn

Meridae'n 07-20-2003 09:00 PM

of '89, gypsies

pr0f3n 07-20-2003 09:04 PM

with golashes invented

Fremen 07-21-2003 02:50 AM

peaches & cream iced

Fly 07-21-2003 03:18 AM

piss.It wasn't

Pennington 07-21-2003 03:39 AM

too bad. It

Fremen 07-21-2003 04:01 AM

had a smokey

pr0f3n 07-21-2003 05:27 AM

consistency. They never

paddyjoe 07-21-2003 12:30 PM

drank it with

Pheatius 07-21-2003 12:58 PM

food because it

Meridae'n 07-21-2003 03:32 PM

attracts sharks and

pr0f3n 07-21-2003 08:29 PM

battles terrorism unlike

Fremen 07-21-2003 10:31 PM

something made from

Meridae'n 07-21-2003 11:39 PM

anal beads, and

Fremen 07-22-2003 12:15 AM

if you look

Meridae'n 07-22-2003 02:50 AM

real close, Fremen's

Pennington 07-22-2003 02:56 AM

hand is in

pr0f3n 07-22-2003 05:45 AM

trouble! We need

paddyjoe 07-22-2003 06:33 AM

to soak it

oldtimer 07-22-2003 08:35 AM

in some warm

pr0f3n 07-22-2003 10:49 AM

cultured goat's milk

marcopolo 07-22-2003 12:23 PM

till the edges

oldtimer 07-22-2003 08:14 PM

moisturized and healed.

pr0f3n 07-22-2003 10:14 PM

Now for something

chrysus 07-22-2003 10:18 PM

my mom's head

Fremen 07-22-2003 10:45 PM

appears in my

DoomzDayz 07-22-2003 10:53 PM

dreams at night

pr0f3n 07-22-2003 11:00 PM

like run-on sentences

Meridae'n 07-23-2003 01:38 AM

that finish suddenly.

Xell101 07-23-2003 02:17 AM

So unto Mario...

Meridae'n 07-23-2003 03:06 AM

,Yoshi doth felch

Vanquish 07-23-2003 04:57 AM

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Garbalo69 07-23-2003 05:05 AM

Go To Hell...

guypunkr 07-23-2003 01:58 PM

you little monkey...

Meridae'n 07-23-2003 02:01 PM

, for you have

guypunkr 07-23-2003 02:02 PM

eaten the big...

Meridae'n 07-23-2003 02:06 PM

gest flounder Bundy's

guypunkr 07-23-2003 02:17 PM

foul smelling pile...

Mad_Gecko 07-23-2003 02:29 PM

of blubbering pig

guypunkr 07-23-2003 02:43 PM

on a hot

marcopolo 07-23-2003 03:02 PM

tin roof , rusted .

Fly 07-23-2003 04:34 PM

Now that roof


....good to see you marco....

asquint 07-23-2003 05:04 PM

is awash in

vermin 07-23-2003 05:46 PM

the foul stench

grumpyolddude 07-23-2003 05:47 PM

a guttering candleflame

Xell101 07-23-2003 06:04 PM

of incipient mortality...

pr0f3n 07-23-2003 06:15 PM

now with technoline!!!

Xell101 07-23-2003 06:22 PM

After raping sheep...

paddyjoe 07-23-2003 06:57 PM

flyman decided to

grumpyolddude 07-23-2003 08:25 PM

never wash again

pr0f3n 07-23-2003 08:27 PM

, mostly in protest

kzi 07-23-2003 09:00 PM

for a new

guypunkr 07-23-2003 11:12 PM

set of hot

Xell101 07-24-2003 02:05 AM

pants of burning...

paddyjoe 07-24-2003 05:45 AM

liquid sheep dung.

splck 07-24-2003 05:59 AM

Paddyjoe once ate

paddyjoe 07-24-2003 01:34 PM

ALL HIS VEGETABLES :lol:

kalisto_911 07-24-2003 01:43 PM

but then he

Meridae'n 07-24-2003 03:36 PM

forgot to suck


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