the ukelele played
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old macdonald had
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many psychotic wives
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that were always
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sharpening their knives
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on his rod
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that was made
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from silly putty
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and mollasses.So
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the flies could
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always find him
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no matter where
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he was hiding
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brittney would see
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anna's fun parts
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as they jiggled
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tantalizingly against her
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face. She tried
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to slide her
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big toe into
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my ass, but
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it was too
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tight from all
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the other toes
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of the monkeys
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when they tried
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tap dancing on
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the heads of
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the genital warts
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that were infected
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with totally incurable
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and inoperable toejam
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"Cut your toenails
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you goddamn, motherfuckin'
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ocean wave surfing,
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toad licking freak
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before I cut
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your dick off
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into one hundred
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meeeeelion pieces, muahahaha!
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All i know
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is that i'm
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a big juicy
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cheesburger lovin hunk
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who wants to
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play with nipples
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constantly. Once I
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start, I just
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start oozing like
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mayonaise out of
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a squeeze bottle
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strap on dildos
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,she said, ignoring
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the Cher lookalike
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,what the fuck
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happened to the
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fucking nail clippers
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?!?! I NEED MY
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BIG FAT MOMMA!!!!
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Where the fuck
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did flyman put
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that big rubber
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Spoon In Your
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left desk drawer
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in splck's kitchen?
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That damn splck
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what you can't
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cook while in
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handcuffs and garters?
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Whilst balancing a
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dead toad on
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are my tampons
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, but off are
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dead toad on
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that broke. Meanwhile
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back at the
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dude ranch, three
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cows and one
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case of monkeys
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were saddling up
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to ride out
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to GakFace's birthday
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party at noon.
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Strippers were on
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the brass pole
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and shaking thier
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hundred dollar bills
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while putting them
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inside their sweaty
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asses. Six men
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all got up
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to walk out
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that had huge
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bulges growing inside
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their socks and
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walruses hangin on
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like ooey gooey
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puddles of green
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avocado dip from
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