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egg laying rabbit .
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The rabbit was
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sitting on his
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ears doing yoga
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while smoking a
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doobie and hassling(sp)
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the local constable
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while scratching his
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knees. Then Miranda
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place the fruit
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on the head
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of a fat
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walrus. This angered
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the idiotic constable
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so much that
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smoke came from
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his fat butt
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hole with a
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violent eruption that
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rivaled mount st. helens
|
ate through the
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vinyl car seat
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leaving behind a
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strange blue spot
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of wet soupy
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miscellaneous puppy pieces
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on his nose.
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Meanwhile, the scrumptious
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yet somehow offensive
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puppy pieces were
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still alive and
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looking for food
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under a huge
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deposit drop box
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shaped like a
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giant talking cucumber
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while whining about
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their poor little
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sad, pathetic lives
|
but noone really
|
wanted to listen
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attentively to sounds
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of puppy whining
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in mutiple pieces
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of high octive
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except one evil
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smelly hamster which
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sang an aria
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way too loud.
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As he thought
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about the conspiracy
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to deface the
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entire town with
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crimes against nature.
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The hamster, Guido,
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was born in
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a small shantey-town
(if it's hyphenated, it counts as one word, right :D) |
, and he ate
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left by angels
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who were disguised
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with wigs and
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oversized penny loafers.
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Suddenly the Hamster...
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tied a string
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around his little
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new best friend
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who happened to
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just be hanging
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from the top
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of a giant's
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midget friend's cousin's
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french fry maker.
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Bill Gates decided
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to take over
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with the fries
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and the pickles
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, everyone's mind, however
|
exploded in response
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when asked if...
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he'd spell supercalifrigilisticexpialadocious.
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Meanwhile, back at
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the silicon valley
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my car died
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as i turned
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into the cemetery
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to dig up
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clues to my
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recent grocery purchase
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which was buried
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along with Mrs
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Robinson, woah oh!
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Anyway, the stupid
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shovel broke as
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it hit the
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left side of
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a big blue
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59 Cadillac convertible
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, the sparks igniting
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the methane gas
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that built up
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