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Meaning very few.
|
Actually none whatsoever.
|
A great achievement...
|
is Flyman's story
|
does not make
|
any sense at
|
at the moment,
|
but give it
|
time and it'll
|
sink to new
|
levels of mediocraty,
|
or, it could
|
...end now! Nah,
|
it won't, this
|
is more powerful
|
than Whoopi Goldbergs'
|
Bottom lip is!
|
Pyrate wishes someone
|
would help me...
|
find out who
|
dragged him into
|
the lower depths
|
of this brutal
|
agonising, stanky, cesspool
|
thread. Paddyjoe sits
|
beside his special
|
jam jar from
|
his dildo collection
|
used by flyman
|
and the other
|
lubed up lunatics
(I'm getting such freaking wild visuals from this story) |
and proceeded to
|
himself, two donkeys,
|
and a ferret.
|
Admitting to his
|
offset ways with
|
screams of pleasure...
|
Pytate jumped on
|
his pal Meridae'n
(man i'm slow) |
but thought twice..
|
then jumped on
|
flyman's throbbing bone
|
-colored massage recliner
|
and screamed, "Banzaiiiiiii!!!"
|
and instantly felt
|
waves of relief
|
masterbated furiously onto
|
paddyjoe's bigscreen t.v.
|
The t.v. was
|
beside the all-time
|
largest potted fern.
|
The fern grew
(you fuckers, I paid alot of money for that t.v.) |
as tall as
|
a whales dick
|
except that it
(i'm sure that you don't need to double post.. thats kinda like six words instead of thre.....) |
and tasted more
|
more like flyman's
|
oozing man jam
|
, still warm from
|
splooging onto splck's
|
cold Nestles Quik.
|
Paddyjoe would never
|
wear that thong
|
except when his
|
bad case of
|
adult diaper rash
|
destroyed his cheeks...
|
Leaving great gaping...
|
lesions on his
|
favorite butt cheek...
|
While applying prep"H"
|
flyman shoved his
|
fresh banana loaf
|
into Victoria's secret
|
stash of rotting
|
Limited edition laundry!
|
Pyrate, however,saved
|
us from wasting
|
valuable time on
|
the way to
|
some for later...
|
"some for later"???????
Sorry, Pyrate- it doesn't make sense- must be some brit thing? Anyway, back to bing bing: "the way to" pick up Flyman's |
cold cream corn.
|
It feels so...
|
gooy against my
|
left armpit that
|
I have to
|
play with my
|
length-challenged penis while
|
i observe the
|
winter solistice. Bing-bing
|
licked the remaining
|
cream corn from
|
my armpit, while
|
Zotz wiped his
|
Himalayan Pigmy Gerbil
|
on a dark
|
spot on his
|
favorite table cloth.
|
The stain that
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