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brother in law
|
's dog's sister's owner
|
former roomates roomate.
|
Meanwhile, back at
|
threehouse the easterbunny's
|
got a master
|
Blaster Two Thousand
|
vibrating dildo. Ouch!
|
That really stretched
|
the flesh envelope
|
a little too
|
wide for comfort,
|
giving little room
|
for other things.
|
However, carrots smell
|
like sweet potatos
|
and they fit
|
snuggly in that
|
moist, wide open
|
tunnel we call
|
the honey hole.
|
Coincidently, splck's hole
|
was the same
|
as the one
|
in that movie
|
Flyman starred in.
|
"Ouch", said vermin
|
, my cock's too
|
...frail for this!
|
Who'd ever think
|
Meridae'n would have
|
pummeled him so
|
violently with that
|
short little thing,
|
even though unknowingly
|
enjoying every last
|
ooze of spooge
(jesus, did I actually type that?) |
fired his way
(yep you typed that..) |
by drunken midgets.
|
On a dark
|
country back road
|
in the middle
|
of the TFP
|
, saw a turquoise
|
monkey dancing with
|
Meridae'n and paddyjoe
|
WOW, that LSD
|
sure made me
|
go into spasmostic....
(is that a real word....spasmostic?) |
fits of typing.
|
usless nonsense in
|
, sure hope splck
|
eats nicole again.
|
The jam hit
|
richeee's hairy old
|
refridgerated week pizza,
|
and then splck
|
had a breakdown.
|
Flyman comforted him
|
by lighting up.
|
...a big spliff...
|
laced with horsehair
|
and pigeon droppings
|
The doobie was
|
bunk weed zydeco.
|
splck's favourite! Yaaaaay!
|
Good 'ol splck,
|
always the bridesmaid,
|
never the groom. ;)
|
"The dildo's too
|
powerful for vermin
|
but flyman likes
|
to put the
|
dildo in splck's
|
ass.Oh yeah
|
You do? eew..
|
....is right.Anyways,
|
flyman decided to
|
ask richeee if
|
splck really did
|
like to try
|
schmegma on crackers.
|
That's when richeee
|
Splck said "NO!"
|
"I prefer jam,"
|
from the toes
|
of dead aardvarks
|
on big pink
|
uncircumsized penises.Richeee
|
enjoyed entering flyman's
|
*hehe*
secret underground laboratory |
through the back
|
of his shitpile
|
of an excuse
|
that the jam
|
tasted like shit
|
. paddyjoe and Meridae'n
|
got caught with
|
more women than
|
gay men shag...!
|
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