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three word story(II)
you know how it works.
On a cool.. |
mid summer evening...
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in a place...
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where most people...
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---
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were on TFP,
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a strange thing
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the president said,
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"I want all...
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Ameriacns to get
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a good Macintosh,
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**buuurp**." It was
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decreed that Microsoft
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should be annihilated
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Otherwise they might....
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Take over the
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damn silicone valley!
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Meanwhile microsoft was...
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trying to buy...
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sending new uploads
*edit*damn that's twice today sorry too slow i guess |
Quote:
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of the greatest...
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puppy grinder available
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for Bill Gates'
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super-duper, crazy...
It still makes sence, right? |
child of evil
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who needed it...
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on both ends...
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until a big
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circuit court judge
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thought that the
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lousy, rotten slacker
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Dallas Cowboys sucked.
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So they bought
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a huge ape
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who liked to
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smash all compettors
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eat other players
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and digest them
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like little jelly
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beans at easter
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including the purple
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bean of death!
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If ingested that
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will expand to
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the size of
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An Elephants Ass
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on Thanksgiving night,
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as long as
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farmer Billy Bob
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has the blood
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oath of Death
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in his hands
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he will always
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...try to find...
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another way to
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hearts filled with
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Cadbury Easter eggs .
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untill diabeaties sets
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in and you
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buy more eggs .
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Because your weak
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minded best friend
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wants to fuck
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a glutton with
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two hands tied
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to his toes
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with solid white
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PVC pipe inserted
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between his jelly-belly
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and his other
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fetish involving leather
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stirrups and a
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cup of milk
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in the bathtub.
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The bathroom also
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smell like cheese
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in a lake
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made out of
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overflowing pink condoms
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while Trojan Man
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sang songs of
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sublime and glorious
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Australian women who
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showed everyone their
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hot sun-tanned ankles
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and then they
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Threw their underwear
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in the air
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conditioner duct to
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cool them down
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to a reasonable
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412 degrees Kelvin
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to prevent thermal
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underwear breakdown on
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their hairy asses.
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Speaking of asses,
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i just flew
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a Cadbury egg
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underneath the honorable
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