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with some dirty
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bombs made in
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flymans back yard
|
for ten bucks
|
a pop, dude!
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Can that be
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feasable that vermin
|
can hump while
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choking the stroke?
|
It's very obvious
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that he never
|
saw grandma's kitty
|
stealing the groins
|
from grandpa's nurse,
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or the nipples
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which waved wildly
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in the wind.
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Instead, evidence shows
|
most doctors recommend
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trident chewing gum.
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while rapidly thrusting
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, he pulled a
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a jumbo size
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flea ridden, grotesque
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maggot infested donut
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from his pants
|
and inserted it
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in his ignition.
|
There was a...
|
HUGE bang once
|
he got off
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the gas pedal
|
and his shoes
|
blew off his
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feet so fast
|
that he lost
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his lunch onto
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the dashboard and
|
grabbed for the
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closest radio dial
|
and turned on..
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KISW Seattle's best
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news for armegedeon
|
"The last battle...
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for oreos in
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Sector 7 has
|
no milk remaining
|
but in other
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and a very
*edit*oops |
but in other...
choices of beverages |
depends highly upon
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bladder strength, and
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the corrosive level.
|
Do not forget,
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to brush your
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hair and teeth
|
lest not they
|
rot and decay
|
like other people's
|
tapeworm infested stomachs
|
after eating spoonfuls
|
of greasy grimey
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gopher guts with
|
flyman's secret sauce.
|
Then morning comes
|
and my toast
|
was buttered on
|
two identical sides
|
making it difficult
|
to pick up
|
my girlfriend's vibrator
|
with my teeth
|
So, with much
|
passive aggression, I
|
took to stabbing
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all my goldfish
|
that tasted very
|
much like a
|
little log of
|
Slime filled Carrots.
|
I used toothpicks
|
everyday to get
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the eyeballs out
|
of the skull
|
shaped jelly I
|
made in art
|
elevision's front yard
|
for the little
|
kids that play
|
in the back
|
of flyman's shitpile.
|
Meanwhile, back at
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TFP headquarters in
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a dark room
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LOCATED BENEITH THE
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judements of many
|
- sorry
judgements of many |
a moderator,lay
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a sexy, wounded
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sheep prostitute with
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