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and for phil
|
, he couldn't believe
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all the rejects
|
wanted him to...
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fetch the virgin
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olive oil from
|
behind splcks' back
|
in the little
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pocket of flesh
|
that he calls
|
my hidey hole.
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Fremen want's oil
|
so I can
|
lube his tight
|
bearings and make
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his dirty little
|
secrets leak out
|
to the salivating
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gutter sluts on
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his front porch
|
while paddyjoe watches.
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After that,splck
|
asked for some...
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popcorn and cheese
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to mix with
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his man relish
|
kosher hot dogs
|
that weren´t really
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kosher after all
And btw, who is gonna take this thing and publish it? ;) |
. Meanwhile back at
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paddyjoe's place,Pyrate
|
twisted up flymans
|
wheelchair pot with
|
splck's blessing. Fremen
|
then lit seven
|
pencils on fire
|
and tried to
|
hotbox with flyman
|
but suddenly a
|
crazed rabid weasel
|
ran up flyman's
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left pant leg
|
and chomped his
|
huge dick.Anyways
|
(what a dreamer)
after Freman beat |
flyman's pants with
|
in his belly
|
he then pulled
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out his little
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realistically shaped tool
|
that was smaller
|
than you'd believe,
|
and proceeded to
|
molest the fly
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with juice from
|
under the rusted
|
bridge of pain.
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Quatarian Water-buffalo's never
|
cross the bridge
|
before it's time
|
for the rabid
|
flea bitten Fremen
|
who bites bundys'
|
good bits with
|
splintered wooden dentures
|
now needing a
|
complete reconstruction because
|
someone forgot to
|
file down the
|
seriously protruding splinters
|
that came from
|
the wooden leg
|
of Pyrate, before
|
he sanded it
|
into the shape
|
of Barbra Streisands'
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big black cock.
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So now he
|
consults paddyjoe's cat
|
about which mouse
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to shove up
|
the cat's ass
|
like a buttplug
|
from jets' extensive
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selection of kinky
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hockey memorabilia that
|
has been hidden
|
under Flymans stash
|
of hulkamania underroos
|
that flyman saved
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after finding them
|
under the old
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man's porno collection.
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The aircraft carrier
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that flyman went
|
diving off of
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was in drydock.
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An ambulance was
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blown up along
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with four kids
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