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out using protection
|
she gargled gibberish
|
accidently kissing the
|
octopus on his
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left.......tentacle and
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fingering it's anus
|
just because she
|
thought she could
|
get away with
|
sucking a sucker
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into doing such
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an outrageous thing
|
like painting his
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right tenticle with
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popsiclesticks and spoons.
|
Flymans only wish
|
in this crazy
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screwed up story,
|
is that the
|
great Mongolian hordes
|
of rabid kangaroos
|
don't trip over
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his collection of
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maggots and worms.
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So, Flyman decided
|
to eat them
|
with a side
|
of chili dogs
|
and half a
|
pound of bacon.
|
Meanwhile, back at
|
splck's place,the
|
last place you'd
|
want to be
|
sodomized by apes
|
, no less than
|
five fingers to
|
each calorie loaded
|
with melted cheese
|
straight from the
|
horse's arse dropped
|
a gold brick!
|
This brick was
|
a rudimentary rutabega
|
round ripe and
|
bursting with lust
|
Flyman didn't want
|
fingers up his
|
congress vodka bottle.
|
So he decided
|
to stuff his
|
bottle in his
|
tattered blue jeans
|
with gold sequins
|
That shimmered when
|
the light was
|
blazing from above
|
as the sound
|
of 27 different
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post modern mammals
|
with shaved heads.
|
Splck couldn't grasp
|
his tiny tool
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with either hand
|
so he called
|
the antidisestablishmentarianists to
|
utilize the jaws-of-life
|
to open three
|
whore houses so
|
that he could
|
make a deposit
|
on the vinyl
|
record collection they
|
kept wrapped in
|
foil. Paddyjoe keeps
|
looking for his
|
shizzle while trying
|
to open her
|
bank account. He
|
found she kept
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on eating different
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types of oreo's
|
while staring at
|
the chasm between
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the left and
|
right pillar of
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my temple of
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doom. Flyman said, "...
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I really suck
|
shit out of
|
the bobcat's large
|
straw that he
|
wedged firmly up
|
my bloody gash."
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He's as sick
|
as they come.
|
But the fat
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girl standing next
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to splck sucks
|
on her lifesaver
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