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the anuses of
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the men. They
|
refused to wipe
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man-train leftovers
|
off the kittens
|
Soon, the strippers
|
returned, with giant
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fake tits, to
|
smash the faces
|
of flat chested
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monkeys who were
|
jerking off on
|
to very disgusting
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mentally inept zookeepers
|
who themselves were
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jerking off on
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the leather sofa
|
which appeared to
|
be completely stained.
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After wipeing the
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fuck muck from
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my Shiny, yet
|
another towel was
|
used for the
|
fluffer on the
|
the largest one's
|
right hand. Suddenly,
|
an enlarged member
|
popped up and
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swatted the erect
|
grandmother who swallowed
|
a ton of
|
Lipton tea bags
|
She totally was
|
into Wang Chung
|
back in the
|
good old days.
|
Then all of
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a sudden, Flyman
|
started squealing as
|
he flew, man.
|
You should've seen
|
him just flying.
|
Man, what flying!
|
Just then, the
|
British royal guard
|
eyeing the flying,
|
shot at flyman
......(the bastards) |
for being a
|
big, nazi fly
|
guy, who said
|
don't mess with
|
cyber based reality
|
if you want
|
fire-ants crawling up
|
and into your
|
wet bung hole.
|
Luckily for flyman,
|
flies are food
|
in Thai jungles
|
, and considered a
|
laxative. Sometimes they
|
become tsetse flyman's.
|
.?
become tsetse flyman's - shit pile nursury |
for the children
|
to play with
|
On the other
|
monkeys paw, the
|
diamond ring of
|
Tarzans wild daughter
|
who's name cannot,
|
be repeated here
|
because she's a
|
slut. She never
|
keeps her legs
|
bound like I
|
want her to.
|
See, the problem
|
with sluts is
|
two-fold. Firstly,
|
they taunt me
|
donuts. Speaking of
|
pussy, have you
|
had your fill?
|
I have. Secondly,
|
this story is
|
about to take
|
a wierd ass
|
shit kicking from
|
the world famous
|
pink donkey riding
|
master samuri, splck.
|
So he rode
|
ass first into
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a well lubricated
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jousting pole factory
|
and returned with.
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a lubricated ass
|
full of ants.
|
and an attitude
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