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, make that 4 1/2,
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after the eldest
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drove their car
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into several large
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lesbian crossing guards
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'causing them to
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fly high over
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the large lesbians.
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Meanwhile, flymans tiny
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drilling device has
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been mistaken for
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a pencil eraser.
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But how? Surely...
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a pencil eraser
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is much larger.
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But alas, its
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huge compared to
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the amount of
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white sticky substance
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coating the walls
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on flyman's shit-house.
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Getting back ontopic...
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Splck later found
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a sneaky little
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baby Fremen, sniffing
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glue and licking
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the toilet seat
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like a frozen
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orange flavoured popsicle
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in the trash.
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Then, as soon
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as splck figured
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out that he
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was lacking in
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brains, muscles, and
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penis size.Alas
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we knew him
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as a strong
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fairly coherant sounding
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sonofabitch,but he
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had a bad
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run-in with a
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flying purple people
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from flymans house.
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Splck walked himself
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until his penis
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fell off completely.
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Bundy has no
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part in here.
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Bundy also feels
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like Oprah sometimes...
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but only when
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Punky shuts up.
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Which doesn't occur
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often at all...
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perhaps one day
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, mabey if he
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he'll shut up.
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However, there is
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one thing missing,
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Fremen is still
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a big SOB.
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Punky once said
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suck me hard
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please Lance, while
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i think about
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you finish Meri.
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Punky sometimes likes
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to eat funky
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little pellets of
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enemies, ground up.
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Meanwhile, God was...
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hittin the LBC
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, causing all creation...
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accidentally with his...
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son and the
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twin sisters of
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Uncle Phil, who
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are hideous, and
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have talon-like
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green roilet slime
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when turned on.
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The next day
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those two sisters
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both has barium
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to floss between
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their butt cheeks
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all twelve of
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the apostles would've
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agreed that Phil
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had absolutely no
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hair on his
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doings in this
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lifetime, but that's
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one fucked-up sentence.
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Once again, the...
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lunatics in charge,
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took their pants
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and stapled them
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to every door
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