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Meridae'n 07-07-2003 10:47 PM

, make that 4 1/2,

bundy 07-08-2003 12:37 AM

after the eldest

Fremen 07-08-2003 01:24 AM

drove their car

guypunkr 07-08-2003 03:12 AM

into several large

paddyjoe 07-08-2003 03:42 AM

lesbian crossing guards

guypunkr 07-08-2003 03:43 AM

'causing them to

Fly 07-08-2003 04:13 AM

fly high over

guypunkr 07-08-2003 04:14 AM

the large lesbians.

paddyjoe 07-08-2003 04:25 AM

Meanwhile, flymans tiny

splck 07-08-2003 05:02 AM

drilling device has

blindawg 07-08-2003 05:24 AM

been mistaken for

splck 07-08-2003 06:03 AM

a pencil eraser.

Pyrate 07-08-2003 06:28 AM

But how? Surely...

splck 07-08-2003 06:29 AM

a pencil eraser

vermin 07-08-2003 06:51 AM

is much larger.

guypunkr 07-08-2003 01:08 PM

But alas, its

paddyjoe 07-08-2003 01:50 PM

huge compared to

guypunkr 07-08-2003 01:51 PM

the amount of

DEI37 07-08-2003 02:45 PM

white sticky substance

Conclamo Ludus 07-08-2003 02:52 PM

coating the walls

splck 07-08-2003 03:05 PM

on flyman's shit-house.

guypunkr 07-08-2003 03:47 PM

Getting back ontopic...

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 05:07 PM

Splck later found

Fremen 07-08-2003 05:11 PM

a sneaky little

bundy 07-08-2003 05:17 PM

baby Fremen, sniffing

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 05:21 PM

glue and licking

bundy 07-08-2003 05:33 PM

the toilet seat

Fremen 07-08-2003 06:38 PM

like a frozen

bundy 07-08-2003 06:41 PM

orange flavoured popsicle

guypunkr 07-08-2003 06:48 PM

in the trash.

Fremen 07-08-2003 07:25 PM

Then, as soon

Fly 07-08-2003 07:35 PM

as splck figured

guypunkr 07-08-2003 07:35 PM

out that he

Fly 07-08-2003 07:37 PM

was lacking in

guypunkr 07-08-2003 07:38 PM

brains, muscles, and

Fly 07-08-2003 07:44 PM

penis size.Alas

guypunkr 07-08-2003 07:45 PM

we knew him

Fly 07-08-2003 08:00 PM

as a strong

Fremen 07-08-2003 08:04 PM

fairly coherant sounding

Fly 07-08-2003 08:13 PM

sonofabitch,but he

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 08:19 PM

had a bad

Fremen 07-08-2003 08:41 PM

run-in with a

guypunkr 07-08-2003 08:59 PM

flying purple people

splck 07-08-2003 09:02 PM

from flymans house.

guypunkr 07-08-2003 09:05 PM

Splck walked himself

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 09:05 PM

until his penis

guypunkr 07-08-2003 09:07 PM

fell off completely.

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 09:51 PM

Bundy has no

guypunkr 07-08-2003 09:52 PM

part in here.

bundy 07-08-2003 09:53 PM

Bundy also feels

guypunkr 07-08-2003 09:55 PM

like Oprah sometimes...

bundy 07-08-2003 09:55 PM

but only when

guypunkr 07-08-2003 09:56 PM

Punky shuts up.

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 09:58 PM

Which doesn't occur

guypunkr 07-08-2003 09:58 PM

often at all...

bundy 07-08-2003 10:06 PM

perhaps one day

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 10:07 PM

, mabey if he

guypunkr 07-08-2003 10:07 PM

he'll shut up.

bundy 07-08-2003 10:09 PM

However, there is

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 10:11 PM

one thing missing,

bundy 07-08-2003 10:15 PM

Fremen is still

guypunkr 07-08-2003 10:15 PM

a big SOB.

bundy 07-08-2003 10:23 PM

Punky once said

guypunkr 07-08-2003 10:27 PM

suck me hard

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 10:33 PM

please Lance, while

bundy 07-08-2003 10:35 PM

i think about

guypunkr 07-08-2003 10:35 PM

you finish Meri.

Meridae'n 07-09-2003 12:20 AM

Punky sometimes likes

guypunkr 07-09-2003 12:21 AM

to eat funky

Meridae'n 07-09-2003 03:41 AM

little pellets of

guypunkr 07-09-2003 03:43 AM

enemies, ground up.

Pyrate 07-09-2003 06:37 AM

Meanwhile, God was...

rat 07-09-2003 09:44 AM

hittin the LBC

Pheatius 07-09-2003 12:42 PM

, causing all creation...

Conclamo Ludus 07-09-2003 02:17 PM

accidentally with his...

Meridae'n 07-09-2003 03:49 PM

son and the

guypunkr 07-09-2003 03:55 PM

twin sisters of

bundy 07-09-2003 06:14 PM

Uncle Phil, who

Meridae'n 07-09-2003 06:26 PM

are hideous, and

bundy 07-09-2003 06:32 PM

have talon-like

bundy 07-09-2003 06:38 PM

green roilet slime

Conclamo Ludus 07-09-2003 07:02 PM

when turned on.

bundy 07-09-2003 07:03 PM

The next day

Fly 07-09-2003 07:49 PM

those two sisters

Meridae'n 07-09-2003 07:57 PM

both has barium

bundy 07-09-2003 08:10 PM

to floss between

Fly 07-09-2003 08:14 PM

their butt cheeks

bundy 07-09-2003 08:18 PM

all twelve of

Meridae'n 07-09-2003 09:17 PM

the apostles would've

bundy 07-09-2003 09:19 PM

agreed that Phil

Meridae'n 07-09-2003 09:20 PM

had absolutely no

paddyjoe 07-10-2003 03:59 AM

hair on his

Fly 07-10-2003 03:59 AM

doings in this

Meridae'n 07-10-2003 04:00 AM

lifetime, but that's

paddyjoe 07-10-2003 04:02 AM

one fucked-up sentence.

Pyrate 07-10-2003 05:23 AM

Once again, the...

paddyjoe 07-10-2003 05:27 AM

lunatics in charge,

Conclamo Ludus 07-10-2003 08:32 AM

took their pants

jets 07-10-2003 02:29 PM

and stapled them

Meridae'n 07-10-2003 02:51 PM

to every door


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