dlish throws a temper tantrum when there's no happy face on his pancakes.

Had the hair from Simba's hair cut woven into her very own chest rug.

GreyWolf wears a loincloth and takes a spear to the market and "hunts" for meat.

fre used to hunt for "cougars" until he aged so badly that he couldn't get in to any of the "hot spots..."

Uncle Phil has every BoxCar Willie album.

GreyWolf owns a pair of underwear worn by Minnie Pearl.

Mixedmedia got them for me after one of her own trysts with Minnie.

MM, Greywolf and Minnie had a threesome

^^ In my dreams...

Dlish snorts Pop Rocks and chugs Dr. Pepper.

GreyWolf immediately catalogs and memorializes all of his bathroom visits, complete with samples. He's planning on a museum exhibition in 2010 entitled "Poops: A Love Story".

Jazz is eating his way backwards through his Spam collection dating back to 1942 in an attempt to commit suicide by violently acute botulism.

^ is really going to optometry school...

Uncle Phil likes to cover himself in peanut butter and let the dog lick it off.

Fuglystick gets aroused when Uncle Phil covers himself in peanut butter while Uncle Phil stalks MixedMedia from the internet and mixedmedia is forcing jazz to eat all that spam to get acute botulism.

Jove stole all the hats that he owns from a pack of wild hobos that live down the street from this apt.

Eden was one of those hobos

Fugly travels the world looking for the right sized midget to use in his ventriloquist act.
One with a large posterior, but a small body.

Fremen has a 5-year-old tray of jello shots at the very back of the bottom shelf of his fridge, behind the rancid green olives.

MM appears on a weekly Japenese quiz show doing all crazy stunts for a measly 2.25 Yen a week.

dlish has a bellybutton lint collection the size of a basketball

^ overdone.........

^ allergic to rolling paper glue...

^ allergic to ball-washing

^professional ball washer

^professional ball.

^Professional baller

tully"s chocolatey almonds are delicious, & the nougat's plentiful.

ocm has supernumerary fingers and toes.

^ her nylons are really made of transparent band-aids...

^ is steve austins evil twin

^ Bob Dylan wrote a song to keep him in prison.

:lol: that's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time :lol:

Tully Mars is not funny.

^Has no sense of humor or smell.

^ shot a man in reno...

^ Once made dinner with his mother. After telling the jury she was a "little chewy" they found him guilty.

^ doesn't shower so he blends in with the rest of the locals.

^ sniffs toe cheese for the hell of it.

^ leaves zit explosions on the bathroom mirror

I bear no malice towards dlish, so tic:

dlish sometimes feels guilty about using his imagination.

^ Doesn't really have any chest hair, ring got him chest hair implants so he feels more manly