Eden wears platform shoes

Fugly collects plastic gallon-sized milk jugs in the hopes of one day creating his own island.
The bad part? He's building the island to stock it with 40 year old male virgins as his personal harem.

eats his boogers..........i know,sick eh?

^ wears a "nixon" mask when he goes to the bank...

^ couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag full of bananas

^ actually hates rum.........he's a pina colada type guy

Fly is perfectly prejudiced.

^really isn't crazy nor modern.

tried to dive with a tank of helium.....his voice just kinda stayed that way....

^ eats deep-fried spagettios.

arrested for indecent exposure,
released for lack of evidence...........

^ tied to the boston strangler...

Uncle Phil is related to the boston strangler while CDWonderful took pictures of Fremen exposing himself to the world.

jove distributed said pictures on the net......

Cd regularly checks into crappy hotel rooms with truckers.

^ lost his first state-issued sidearm...

tips caddies with monopoly money

likes to dress in short-shorts and skate in the park.

they are dolphin shorts and I rollerblade......
nyahhh!

cd sells oregano to junior high schoolers.

Fugly's focus sometimes slicks his stick.

Our sane antique has never patented his patina.

ring's really a king...

Uncle Phil saves his frilly panties for special occasions.

Fugly's the nicest guy around.

That's low. :mad:

Jazz has a whole jar of smooth spot polish going to waste after Cromp's untimely demise.

^ never took to heart his own advice "fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Jazz doesn't even like jazz...he's opera all the way. (not that there's anything wrong with that)

seamaiden really meant to say that about Tully but she was too shy.

Nice to know that I'm still irritating enough that folks will triple post to get their digs in.

Mixedmedia's as mean as I'm supposed to be.

mixedmedia needs her gender-recognition recalibrated.

Jazz is rewriting my policies.

Hey, I'm not fat!

mixed media has taken the seat off of her bicycle and now rides on the seat post.

Can't you tell a nun from one of the laity?

Actually...I just type too slow. Another post snuck in there while I searched for the keys.

Seamaiden is a shitty typist.

(I'd like to show you a few tricks. Unfortunately, I don't know any.)

Seamaiden's wishes serve her better than her swimming.

Fugly's slipperiness lasts longer.

this thread is out of control :lol:

ourcrazymodern took piano lessons from Tiny Tim's mother.

^secretly longs to be controlled and lose all control

sniffs glue when MM isn't around

^masturbates while sniffing glue and looking at pictures of Fugly