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^ is actually "bi-" and has auditioned for numerous john waters movies...
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UP had an illicit affair with tully in mexico while his wife slept in the other room
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dlish is actually......dshloosh.......
poor bastard. |
fly was in my soup
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Fugly calls his asshole "soup"
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SS knows what fuchsia looks like.
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Fremen likes to touch himself with unpronounceable cheeses.
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Works night as a butterfly girl.
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(hehe...good ol' number 10...)
^ moonlights as a cigar roller in ybor city... |
^Likes cheap booze, stinky cigars and loose women.
BTW-MM, That's actually a pretty close match though I don't remember being a cheerleader. Then again much like Steven Tyler there's a lot of the early 70's I don't remember. |
Tully is infatuated with Danny Bonaduce
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Fugly is obsessed with Roise O'Donnell, spends way too much time thinking about a three way with her and her dog.
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Tully is obsessed with a four way between Fugly, Rosie O'Donnell, Rosie O'Donnell's dog...and the hooker he put on a bus to Merida on Friday.
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mixedmedia just left Merida on a bus.
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Jazz got his dick caught in the suction hose of the vacuum cleaner and had to call 911 |
fugly stick was holding the vacuum
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dlish tried to take over city hall with platypus poison.
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i can't say anything malicious about fre...'ceptin' for that one time in band camp when him and joe bob were down in the creek skinny dippin'...
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phil started this circle pit
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UOmJlfzRQz..._pit_lores.jpg i was there, i seen it happen. |
(damn, what a good time...)
shitwad fell asleep on his girlfriends' fathers' lawn on his first date... |
awesome at golf.........
FORE!!!!!!!!!!! |
now that IS a malicious rumor...
(tryin' to keep my handicap up, buddy...thanks...) fly lies... |
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^^^that's poppinjay on the right
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and fug on the left...
i just took the picture... |
luckily someone was there to catch unka phil's costume:
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...in_costume.jpg |
i can't say anything malicious about mm...'ceptin' for that one time in band camp when her and billie jean was down in the creek skinny dippin'...
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Was an original member of "murder inc."
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out of all her 4 sisters, im the most liked boyfriend by the parental units. go me. Tully will sleep with your wife. watch out TFP. |
SS still carries a crush on his HS lunch lady after all these years.
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I've already spread a tonne of malicious rumours about Fremen. They're all true... especially the one about the famous book.
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Charlie likes to shave funny designs in his pubic hair
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Fly sneaks looks at the other roofers, trying to see if he's packing the right equipment. :thumbsup:
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Fremen has bundy locked up in his basement, for the sole purpose of modeling new lines of pantyhose
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pj really doesn't own a camera...
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^Buys Rogaine by the case but only uses it on his pubes.
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Tully Mars puts the Rogaine in Uncle Phil's pubic hair while observing Paddy Joe drooling over Fremen demanding Bundy to model the pantyhose.
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soylent green is made out of jove.
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SSJTWIZTA loves pop and rap music.
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