^ is actually "bi-" and has auditioned for numerous john waters movies...

UP had an illicit affair with tully in mexico while his wife slept in the other room

dlish is actually......dshloosh.......


poor bastard.

fly was in my soup

Fugly calls his asshole "soup"

SS knows what fuchsia looks like.

Fremen likes to touch himself with unpronounceable cheeses.

Works night as a butterfly girl.

(hehe...good ol' number 10...)

^ moonlights as a cigar roller in ybor city...

^Likes cheap booze, stinky cigars and loose women.

BTW-MM, That's actually a pretty close match though I don't remember being a cheerleader. Then again much like Steven Tyler there's a lot of the early 70's I don't remember.

Tully is infatuated with Danny Bonaduce

Fugly is obsessed with Roise O'Donnell, spends way too much time thinking about a three way with her and her dog.

Tully is obsessed with a four way between Fugly, Rosie O'Donnell, Rosie O'Donnell's dog...and the hooker he put on a bus to Merida on Friday.

mixedmedia just left Merida on a bus.

Doh!

Jazz got his dick caught in the suction hose of the vacuum cleaner and had to call 911

fugly stick was holding the vacuum

dlish tried to take over city hall with platypus poison.

i can't say anything malicious about fre...'ceptin' for that one time in band camp when him and joe bob were down in the creek skinny dippin'...

phil started this circle pit

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UOmJlfzRQz..._pit_lores.jpg

i was there, i seen it happen.

(damn, what a good time...)

shitwad fell asleep on his girlfriends' fathers' lawn on his first date...

awesome at golf.........




FORE!!!!!!!!!!!

now that IS a malicious rumor...

(tryin' to keep my handicap up, buddy...thanks...)

fly lies...

^^^that's poppinjay on the right

and fug on the left...

i just took the picture...

luckily someone was there to catch unka phil's costume:
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...in_costume.jpg

i can't say anything malicious about mm...'ceptin' for that one time in band camp when her and billie jean was down in the creek skinny dippin'...

Was an original member of "murder inc."

this is true. i wasnt drunk, just tired. the tree i was sitting against was damn comfy.
out of all her 4 sisters, im the most liked boyfriend by the parental units. go me.

Tully will sleep with your wife. watch out TFP.

SS still carries a crush on his HS lunch lady after all these years.

I've already spread a tonne of malicious rumours about Fremen. They're all true... especially the one about the famous book.

Charlie likes to shave funny designs in his pubic hair

Fly sneaks looks at the other roofers, trying to see if he's packing the right equipment. :thumbsup:

Fremen has bundy locked up in his basement, for the sole purpose of modeling new lines of pantyhose

pj really doesn't own a camera...

^Buys Rogaine by the case but only uses it on his pubes.

Tully Mars puts the Rogaine in Uncle Phil's pubic hair while observing Paddy Joe drooling over Fremen demanding Bundy to model the pantyhose.

soylent green is made out of jove.

SSJTWIZTA loves pop and rap music.