Start a malicious rumor about the previous poster
 

Bonus points if it just so happens to be true

(All in fun, folks; sensitive people need not apply :) )

fugly stick and LordEden had a threesome with crompsin

do i get bonus points???

Unfortunately, yes :(

dlish ate the last cookie

I think each malicious rumor should involve Crompsin, Chuck-Norris-style!

FuglyStick once tried to beat himself with the FuglyStick, but his hand slipped and he accidentally hit Crompsin.

Ratbastid pops Viagra like tic-tacs

Runs around with a bunch of toothless redneck hookers who all call him Daddy and keeps them in his OTHER trailer.

Lord Eden was once an ogre's sex toy

Fugg is really president obama come here to make us all communistic-nazi-minority-lovers

^^ Starts off each morning dancing and lip-syncing to Fleetwood Mac's "Go Your Own Way," wearing nothing but a pink thong and elbow tassels.

It is "post a rumour" thread, not a "post a truth" thread.

Baraka Guru is a spelling mistake. His real name is Barack The Gnu and he's Barack Obama's trained Wilderbeest.

The underscore at the end of Daniel_'s name is the longest thing about him.

At least mine sticks out Jazz - yours is stuck right in your middle hole...

Daniel is really french but he tells everyone he is english so no one will make fun of him for being a frog-eating surrender-monkey

LoreEden is the nation's only hobbit pirate, which means that he's often used to cornhole sailors. Which explains the stink.

^^ Spends a quarter of his time logged into TFP trying to figure out how to permanently ban Halx.

Extra points for B_G, except that it's more like a third or a half.

Baraka_Guru often engages in library frottage.

Jazz's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and it's Free Milkshake Day

Fugly is the barnyard queen, all of the naughty stable hands like his milkshake, he's been plugged more times than a german u-boat.

Lord Eden blew a pirate once when he ran out of rum

fug can't whistle like "oddball" because of his speech impediment...

Uncle Phil sold his sperm, and he saw it later in the $1.99 bin at the gas station.

LordEden blew Fuglystick while standing

dlish faps to a video of Lord Eden blowing FuglyStick

FuglyStick skins little boys to make his gun holsters.

SSJTWIZTA was cursed by a gypsy, and can only get laid when a chick can pronounce his name.

Fugly is the love child of Charo and Doc from The Love Boat.

^^ You're not my real father!

Jazz was the midwife

Nothing would make Crompsin happier than to wake up one morning and discover that he was me.

(I expect bonus points on that one)

Jazz loiters outside the elementary school.

Fugly stick is no longer allowed within 200' of a school. Or a Chucky Cheese.

twistedmosaic used to manage an animal shelter but was fired for taking inappropriate photos with the animals.

Charlatan irons his underwear

fug wears his "hawkeyes" hat with pride...

uncle phil wears underpants beneath his kilt!

ratbastid once made an entire kindergarten class cry.

inboil smells the skidmarks in his underwear

dlish smells the skidmarks in inboil's underwear

Twisted is selling black market Nerf guns to gangbangers in LA.

cromp was once arrested for downloading kiddie porn

Dlish was on the UAE version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, which is why his place looks so nice.

Will is really Tom Cruise and is patiently waiting to turn the thetans loose on Crompy.

fre hasn't changed his sleeperjammies in two weeks...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...er_jammies.jpg

phil actually sucks at golf

I heard flymans manicurist bitch-slapped him because he broke a nail at work.....

Paddyjoe was the reason that the south lost the war.

Obama has been encouraging North Carolina to seceed again to give him the excuse to "invade" LordEden, pirate-style.

...of jealousy!!

The_Jazz only has a drinking problem because he's trying to wash that Crompsin taste out of his mouth.

Ratbasid masturbates with his own tears because even tho he has two hot girls living with him, he still doesn't get laid. He has to run around the house with chocolate attached to his body just to get them to touch him.

LE ties a towel around his neck, grabs his plunger, and pretends he's Henry the VIII about to off his bride, all the while masturbating furiously to Crompy's gun threads.

Fremen eats his boogers

^Hypoxia

jnthnlllshprd got his penis from an ad in an "Iron Man" comic book

Fugly sold his penis in an ad in the back of an "Iron Man" comic book.

The_Jazz used his penis to impregnate that attractive Danish babe in the video we saw in the other thread here, so now he's hiding out to avoid support payments.

BadNick is on the run from the law after crashing and fatally killing a mermaid that decided to communicate for the first time with humans. Now the merepeople are very close to going to war with humans.

jove shits in the shower.

i've seen it.

SSJTWIZTA cleaned up jove's shit for $2

lord eden masturbated to me cleaning up jove's shit for two dollars.

swishwitch sold the video on youtube...

Uncle Phil favorited the video, and posted it on his mySpace

Fugly videotaped the whole thing while sucking on SSJTWIZTA's "boomstick"

LordEden masturbated to the video of him masturbating to the video of SSJTWIZTA cleaning up the poop in Jove's shower.

And then posted it on MySpace.

Jazz's house got raided by chicago PD because he posted facebook pictures of him holding several guns and a sign that said 'I hate Richard Daley'.

DK illegally immigrated to the US in the late 80's as a Soviet mole and is secretly working towards bringing about a Communist revolution in the US. His real name is Alexandr, but his friends call him "Sasha", and he and Putin went through KGB training school together, although they can't stand each other now.

And he's also the largest supplier of rat-skin hats in the American Southwest.

That is an outright lie. It was the EARLY 80s.

^^ Obsesses over his collection of 44 teddy bears wearing T-shirts each with their own portrait of a President of the United States depicted on them.

Looks forward every few years to expanding his collection.

Tea party every Sunday.

Baraka intentionally switches past and present tenses when editing publications based on the Mayan calendar.

machine. Willravel has invented a time

ratbastid is a eunuch. He sings contra-alto.

Charlatan loves looking at my nipples during webchat.

LordEden is a 4chan mole.

Lord Eden has been wearing prosthetic nipples ever since that tragic hazing accident at DragonCon 2006.

Baraka Guru uses time dilation technology to unfair advantage in nonsense posts.

Much like the original "Monkeys" and "Milli Vanilli" Grumpyolddude can't play a note.

Tully Mars is a republican.

mixedmedia finger-paints with her toes.

ring toe-paints with her fingers. and she is a republican.

MixedMedia is a secret spy working for three different countries posing as a photographer so she can get up close to prime ministers and presidents, but is in love with a hobbit and would really like to travel back to Middle Earth.

Jove is covering up his true country background with his pop star lifestyle.

^ is a recovering kleptomaniac...

Uncle Phil doesn't really play golf. It's a cover for his actual favorite hobby: square-dancing.

Mixedmedia's index fingers are longer than her middle fingers. That's A) why she always wears fingerless gloves and B) finger-paints with her toes.

aberkok strove to be the best pianist in the world, but realized he just wanted to sit around at home eating poutine.

Fremen is only sexually attracted to mustachioed nuns.

The_Jazz and Crompstar secretly ran off to Vermont and got married by a drunk catholic priest who they paid in gold coins. Cromp is the little spoon.

the lord of the garden can only type with two fingers...

I heard that one time uncle phil ran out of BBQ sauce, so he used ketchup. He was actually confronted about it, but just screamed "WHAT BETTER TO PUT ON MY WEINER"

paddyjoe and Flyman have swapped underwear for "the experience"

Lucifer wears a kilt for "easy access" for crew on those lonely nights upon the open water.

Eden actually drinks those girly fruit COCKtail drinks...........not rum.

Fly smokes grass, fo realz, yo!

St. Augustine, Kentucky Blue Grass, Ryegrass, Creeping Red Fescue, Bent Grass (putting greens), Zoysia, Centipede, Bahia Grass, etc.

He's allergic to the bud.

Fremen masturbates with sock puppets.

mm brings joy to all by showing everyone her mastectomy scar...

uncle phil fell down a well as a child.


some think he's still down there......

paddyjoe was an exotic dancer to put himself through school

FuglyStick went to school to become an exotic dancer.

That's true

Baraka Guru was my best tipper

Despite his sophisticated mien, Baraka Guru was born in Mud Lick, Kentucky and plays a mean washtub bass.

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yikes! FuglyStick is actually Jerry Lewis.

Hey, laaaady

mixed media was the "unseen nymphette" during Rob Lowe's tryst at the Democratic National Convention

that's sooo jerry lewis...

fug's navel ring started to tarnish, which led to his current condition of "ring around the navel..."