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Most of Uncle Phil's clothes are woven from toilet paper.
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Ratbastid smells like a wet flannel.
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daniel has a cyst under his armpit the size of a football...
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^^ Once the dude gets started on bowling on Wii Sports, there's no stopping him. He hogs the controller no matter how many eight-year-olds are in the room. He gets so focused he can't even hear the crying.
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phil gets all his material from the back of 1970's breakfast cereal packets.
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daniel's wife actually made him do it......not the devil.
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Fly is a narc.
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^ then there's that other scar...
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unc p traded in his 'Vette for a pre-owned beige Miata.
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Fremen washes in water, and runs it down the drain!
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Oh, no you di'int!!
Daniel the Redneck, has bad teeth, eats boiled meat and talks with a Cockney accent. |
Fremen cried when bambi died
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Daniel_ was hit in the head with a meteorite and has no memory of his past life, so he decided he would be a super ninja pirate assassin and ended up in a mental institution for several years until a profit visited and gave him the name of Daniel_.
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Jove has a phobia of pools ever since he had a bad experience with a pump while masturbating.
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Sheesus licks tramps.
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So I heard that Daniel had an old nickname from grade school... They called him "Toolongforjew" Which is due to the fact that his fingers were way too long for the average jewish person to have. Ahh those crazy 5th graders.
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Light of Icarus was raised as a girl.
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mixedmedia slept with half the chess team from Oklahoma State. That was one happy dude.
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Popinjay's real name is actually jay.
As a kid, if things had gone missing in class, they'd turn up in jay's ass. Hence "Pop-in-Jay" |
Daniel_ tried out for the role of Robin Hood in school, but didn't get the part due to his excessive stroking of Little John's staff.
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Fremen sells human organs out of his '73 Chevy van
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fug is a vikings fan...
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When Uncle Phil comes to Florida, he wears socks and sandals.
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mixedmedia has foot herpes.
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Light of Icarus is an excellent baker. His chiffon cakes are the talk of all the other homemakers in town.
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ratbastid has been obsessively weaving potholders out of his old underwear for years now.
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mixed draws her fishnets on with flavored markers.
(wait, that's not a bad thing for the licker) |
Fremen is actually not the mustache king, he has implants that give him that "full" look.
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the lord of the garden really is a hobbit; that thread should be in "philosophy..."
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Uncle Phil made a pair of socks with the hair of his ball sack
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^ tried them on first, as he had right of first refusal...
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I heard uncle phil stole flymans sleeper jammies, but he just had a real hard time figuring out the yellow - brown configurements.....
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^ helped me figure them out...even went so far as to model them first...
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^ didn't put in the back flaps in his last batch of sleeper jammies he sold to Germany.
Said something about scheiße. |
fremen has a baby arm growing out of his back.
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^pimple on nose....green complextion.....can you say.."wicked witch of the east"..........
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^ gonna make amy buy lunch today...
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Is really a blond.
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Is really a Bolivian pygmy.
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Mixed Media went on a whirlwind tour sleeping with European heads of state in the late 90s.
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fug drove the limo for "special considerations..."
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Uncle Phil thinks a "garter belt" is something a snake wears.
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Fug uses a liberal amount of axle grease as a scrotal moisture repellent when he jogs.
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Fre likes it from the back side.
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^ rides "his" horses side-saddle...
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^likes it when the horse rides him!
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^ is secretly dating Giant_Hamburger's secret sauce.
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Healer was once known as a psychic healer to a small group known as the oompa loompas, but was kicked out for not being orange enough.
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Jove has a secret stash of all the Benji movies.
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MM lives on cigarettes and cheap beer for sustenance
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dlish runs a My Little Pony fan site.
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fugly stick keeps all the sticker labels from coco cola bottles in a scrap book.
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^ doesn't know how to tie his shoes...
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kicks puppies.
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again.........two words.
small penis |
The pictures that Fly has posted of his ass are not actually pictures of *his* ass. They're just something he found while cruising the web.
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Charlie dated a kleptomaniac transvestite while in his teens just so he'd be able to have interesting stories to tell his wife when he met her.
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freman has grown a mow for his penis
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No one knows where dlish was on the night of the murder.
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Baraka was a big hit as Bustopher Jones in the Canadian road version of Cats.
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MM keeps company with Iron Mike because 'he's misunderstood'
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dlish supplements his income by selling his once-worn underwear on ebay.
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FuglyStick is a recalcitrant nun.
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MM, is not a nun, but she's still a virgin
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dlish saddles his horse from underneath, if you know what I mean.
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Fugly's actually working undercover for the DEA.
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Freman has the same 'stache as his avatar shaved in directly above his penis.
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SSJTWIZTA is a freak for disco dancing.
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Tully Mars actually lives in Canada.
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ratbastard- can't stop watching Tom Delay on dancing with the stars and drooling.
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Tully Mars gets off on watching grown men drool.
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healer was informed by a random stranger that the door across the street led to an alternative universe and would instantly be wealthy. Once healer opened the door, he accidently stumbled upon Tully Mars recording ratbastid drooling over Tom Delay who was watching SSJTWIZTA perform his disco moves.
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Jove coined the term "santorum" (google it if you don't immediately get the reference) and plans on moving to Iowa to vote for Rich Santorum in 2012 just for the irony.
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Jazz doesn't live in Chicago; he lives in Aurora.
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Baraka has Michael Jackson's 'You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'' set on repeat every work morning. It really gets him going.
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Operates a brothel.
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Often injects grain alcohol to induce sleep.
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^ steals "mail-to" prescription meds from the mailboxes in his neighborhood...
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Is really a 14 year-old girl who wants to be a teacher and veterinarian when she grows up.
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^Preforms as a "bottom" in gay porn under the name "Johnny Sloppy."
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yeah, but he's a power bottom.
tully's in the slavery business. that's why he relocated to mexico. |
SSJWIZTA's idea of a grand night is a thimble full of grand marnier and Lawrence Welk reruns.
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jazz regularly has a crack back and sack wax before hitting boystown every weekend
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dlish often travels by Fed-Exing himself from one place to the next.
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Tully tucks in his t-shirts
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Has AIDS. Lots of them.
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Bear paints himself blue every Thursday and tries to lure horny Scots into the woods near his house for a little slap & tickle, while yelling "You canna take away muh freedom!!!".
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fremen wipes his ass with bearclub
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dlish doesn't wipe is his ass, which should come as no surprise to anyone within 20' of him.
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Jazz claims that the smooth spot is a genetic disorder to hide the fact that it is abuse induced.
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Xerxys sleeps on rubber sheets
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fugly likes .38 special.
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SSJTWIZTA stands for Second Semester Jesus Touchers With Induced Zoophilia Testes Anonymous
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mixed sings in a barbershop quartet. She has the bass role.
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Fugs just yesterday applied for the cable naked news (CNN). They don't take trannies, unfortunately.
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Xerxys' most successful pick up line has always been "Klaatu barada nikto."
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grumpy wears only his "Official Davy Crockett Coonskin Cap™" while stalking joggers from the park by the light of the full moon. (his, too)
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^......likes his panties around his ankles.......^
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