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^ Keeps a stash of Incredible Edible goop beneath .....well, it's a secret.
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Once went trick-or-treating as her worst nightmare - showing up at school naked for an exam.
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seamaiden voted for Palin, you betcha!
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Tully got lost in Seamaiden's bush.
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Tully thought he got lost in seamaiden's bush but it was really fugly's beard
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Eden is Fugly's "beard". In a totally gay way.
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The_Jazz proudly twirls and parades his prismatics.
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Seamaiden...is no maiden
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Spreads glue on his scrotum and fantasizes Lord Eden sniffing it
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^ is titillated by thoughts of glue...eden...fugly...derrrr
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Thirdsun keeps his muy mal delectables well hidden behind his.....
M&m's ? fuck, I goofed up, maybe not. MS. Media keeps a souls reader in the left pocket of her... |
^ [ring] owns a chain of adult toy stores and is the model for all the mailers
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^ Called information to get the number for 911
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^runs with scissors.
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^Doesn't own a tooth brush.
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^ Owns a toothbrush... but doesn't clean his teeth with it!
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Well Duh, I would if I had teeth though.
^owns a room full of "My Little Pony" stuff. |
peanut butter.
penis. neighbourhood dog. i'm sure you get the picture. |
Oh that's cold... the dogs here have more class then that. I'm telling them you said that.
^Buys shit full of stems and seeds, separates it all throws out the buds and then smokes the stems and seeds. |
^Buys tongue depressors in bulk
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Stared in a series of soft core porn flicks in the 90's.
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Salem uses bacon grease as a personal lubricant.
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Fugly buys the economy-size buckets of lard at the Wal-Mart...for his hair.
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MM washes and re-uses Q-tips
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grey wolf is actually half german shepard.....
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cd spends time reading to old folks.....who're trapped in his basement!
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they are mentally retarded and the are on the first floor.......
fremen has a puerto rican family living in his mustache...... |
isn't really a wonderful crotch diver...
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is really straight and free lances for the DEA...
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tells stories about my extra curricular activities....
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sold me a bag with with a dead weasel in it.....
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Really wanted the weasel, not the green.
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^his mother sits on the right side of the couch. With the remote.
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MixedMedia was an immortal sex goddess until the others kicked her out of the group and turned her mortal for reasons too complex for me to comprehend.
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Jove was implicated in the Dreyfuss Affair.
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Poppinjay squoze grapes in the store as a kid, and liked to watch the juice shoot across the aisle. That's what started it.
He moved on to guys named Jay. He likes to watch their zits shoot as he applies pressure. Hence, his username. |
Fremen keeps nude photos of himself in his glovebox
he likes to show 'em to the drive-thru kids at Burger King...... |
^ Cuts out the need for the photos and just drives thru naked.
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^ is now hiding in a box under his front porch, wearing a toga, amid rumors that he is hanging on a balloon caught in the tradewinds heading to Katmandu
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shoulda had the handle....Sweet Nick.........bit of a whiner eh.......
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Fly is a tsetse
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^Might be dyslexic.
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Tully has nyctophillic tendencies.
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^ would be better called "mixedupmedea" since her media grasp is a greek tragedy waiting to happen
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phillies, indeed...
nick cheered for the bills yesterday... |
Phil secretly lusts for a virgins... specifically 70 year-old nuns.
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GreyWolf puts baby in a corner
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^^ Is abnormaly fascinated with defication.
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^ is really a newfie...
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Phil doesn't bathe anymore cause he thinks it improves his handicap.
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LE doesn't bath anymore because, well because he's a fucking pirate. Pirates don't bath, there no bathing in pirating.
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Tully tried to be a pirate, but they made him walk the plank when it was discovered he liked the captain's parrot in a less than platonic way.
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When Fremen goes into town on the weekends, he always pays a visit to Velveetra - a 63-year-old toothless hooker from Mendocino.
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mixed haves buck teefs........
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^ raises horses to play with...
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Uncle Phil is a dirty old man.
But my rumor is that he's tubgirl. |
^ really does eat puppies and shit rainbows...
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unc phil only uses Marilyn as a front for his total obsession for Phyllis Diller.
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on Saturday mornings, fremen crafts a pair of underwear made from bacon and visits his local animal shelter.
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MM is really the original Nora Charles........
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CD auditioned for the Spice Girls.
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fugly was the judge......
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fugly's father is simon cowell
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Tom Selleck was Tully's understudy and body double, until Tully was late for work one day. We all know what happened next...
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Monkie stuffs her bra
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Fugly stuff's his pants
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Salem imports Coors Lite to saturate the Canadian Wobbly Pop market.
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i can't say anything malicious about fre...
really... (i lie...) |
loves the snow.....
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Has always regretted that his mother named him Beauregard Avignon.
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^ wants me so badly, she doesn't know what to do with herself.
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^ Currently finalizing his plans to attack and take over Disney World just so he can wear the Mickey Mouse costume.
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tully is on welfare and doesnt work
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Dlish collects cans and bottles for beer money.
/LOL, Mexican welfare |
Tully's mother still packs his lunch with an extra pudding cup.
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Fre's got skeletons in the closet... that not just an expression in his case.
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really hate to tell you guys this about Tully but...........
...........he pounds sand. *poor bastard* |
Fly is only in the band for the chicks and the free drinks.
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Mixedmedia really never gives up
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GeneralMao's ideas constipate his craniums.
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OCM once spent seven days in the bush trying to get a dingo to eat their baby.
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Fremen has a vast collection of used hairnets worn by famous lunchladies
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^ Is serial killer, keeps his victims hands in his freezer.
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^ cuts the cords on both sides of that hammock to lure unsuspecting tourists........
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^ eats white rice...
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^ hustled 5 bucks off some suckers on the course today....
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cdwonderful threw his back out during a heated Macarena incident.
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^Has odd tastes in dogs. But really likes Korean food. Weird huh?
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^ Sleeps under his bed in the hopes of catching an elusive dust bunny.
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likes mustache rides.......
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^^ picks his nose with the same finger he uses to scratch his ass
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^ Is a witch who was burned at the sake a few centuries back... how do you think she came up with the nick?
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Tully sells plaster-of-paris models of his penis on eBay under the username 'slaphappy'
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Mixed Media is an avid collector of Slaphappy figurines.
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fugly does video chat , he says, in his underwear
informed sources are quoted as speculating that is no underwear but a catastrophic fungal infection. The CDC could not be reached for comment..............:orly: |
cdwonderful isn't really wonderful at all. In fact, he's horrible.
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