^ is actually "bi-" and has auditioned for numerous john waters movies...

UP had an illicit affair with tully in mexico while his wife slept in the other room

dlish is actually......dshloosh.......


poor bastard.

fly was in my soup

Fugly calls his asshole "soup"

SS knows what fuchsia looks like.

Fremen likes to touch himself with unpronounceable cheeses.

Works night as a butterfly girl.

(hehe...good ol' number 10...)

^ moonlights as a cigar roller in ybor city...

^Likes cheap booze, stinky cigars and loose women.

BTW-MM, That's actually a pretty close match though I don't remember being a cheerleader. Then again much like Steven Tyler there's a lot of the early 70's I don't remember.

Tully is infatuated with Danny Bonaduce

Fugly is obsessed with Roise O'Donnell, spends way too much time thinking about a three way with her and her dog.

Tully is obsessed with a four way between Fugly, Rosie O'Donnell, Rosie O'Donnell's dog...and the hooker he put on a bus to Merida on Friday.

mixedmedia just left Merida on a bus.

Doh!

Jazz got his dick caught in the suction hose of the vacuum cleaner and had to call 911

fugly stick was holding the vacuum

dlish tried to take over city hall with platypus poison.

i can't say anything malicious about fre...'ceptin' for that one time in band camp when him and joe bob were down in the creek skinny dippin'...

phil started this circle pit

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UOmJlfzRQz..._pit_lores.jpg

i was there, i seen it happen.

(damn, what a good time...)

shitwad fell asleep on his girlfriends' fathers' lawn on his first date...

awesome at golf.........




FORE!!!!!!!!!!!

now that IS a malicious rumor...

(tryin' to keep my handicap up, buddy...thanks...)

fly lies...

^^^that's poppinjay on the right

and fug on the left...

i just took the picture...

luckily someone was there to catch unka phil's costume:
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...in_costume.jpg

i can't say anything malicious about mm...'ceptin' for that one time in band camp when her and billie jean was down in the creek skinny dippin'...

Was an original member of "murder inc."

this is true. i wasnt drunk, just tired. the tree i was sitting against was damn comfy.
out of all her 4 sisters, im the most liked boyfriend by the parental units. go me.

Tully will sleep with your wife. watch out TFP.

SS still carries a crush on his HS lunch lady after all these years.

I've already spread a tonne of malicious rumours about Fremen. They're all true... especially the one about the famous book.

Charlie likes to shave funny designs in his pubic hair

Fly sneaks looks at the other roofers, trying to see if he's packing the right equipment. :thumbsup:

Fremen has bundy locked up in his basement, for the sole purpose of modeling new lines of pantyhose

pj really doesn't own a camera...

^Buys Rogaine by the case but only uses it on his pubes.

Tully Mars puts the Rogaine in Uncle Phil's pubic hair while observing Paddy Joe drooling over Fremen demanding Bundy to model the pantyhose.

soylent green is made out of jove.

SSJTWIZTA loves pop and rap music.

LordEden plays in a drum circle

milks his pet rats

Secretly wants to be fugly's pet rat.

^ really IS an alabama fan...

ROLL TIDE!!!

uncle phil pulled himself up by his bootstraps, then tripped over his own feet...then he sued the family of the guy that created that stupid adage.

Mixedmedia is a female impersonator of such consummate skill that (s)he has fooled not only every man (s)he's ever met, but also her own children

GreyWolf used to design building plans for fire departments, but was fired for his excessive use of poles.

Fremen is a Pole.

fugly gave doc brown a handjob for his delorean

SSJTWIZTA's name stands for Silly Salamanders Join to Warn Italian Zebras of Tempting Adulterers, but SSJTWIZTA isn't a salamander, and only holds the rank of vice secretary in the organization.

Likes to go to Monster Truck rallies. The refreshment stands have the best food and the ladies are just his type.

Cross-dresses at the rallies hoping willravel will pick him up

^ Moms still tying underdun's shoes laces and picking out clothes.

^ licks self-stick postage stamps...

Uncle Phil originally used his allotted 15 minutes of fame as the Rainbow Wig guy at Presidential Innagurations before the kiddie porn arrest.

Jazz wears pantyhose under his work clothes everyday.

MM volunteers time and donates money to both the Family Research Council and James Dobson's Focus on the Family.

ooh, now that's hitting below the belt...:lol:

Tully is going to try and beat the world record in 'fastest time to pluck a turkey'

Anyone else read this wrong? Tully man, I know that are only a few times that you arn't knee deep in tourist poo-nanny, but turkeys? No sheep?

*****

MM actually has a TON of ass hair, but thirdsun photoshops it off of there so she doesn't feel like a monkey.

Talk about below the belt... oh wait you said "pluck"... never mind

MM has plans to build the worlds largest milk carton sail boat and use it for a lunar landing.

Beat me by a minute LE.

LE spends hours a day writing the networks to bring back old TV shows, currently working the hardest on getting "The Facts of Life" back on the air, preferably with he original cast.

is really a do-him-yourself gentleman in mexico. he fixes blocked pipes

^ Has spent the last three years trying to get a permit for the first gay bar in UAE. Has completely turned into his life's mission.

DLish enjoys tanning using paper cutout letters to spell obscenities on his skin

greywolf and tully were my first customers at my new bar

DLish had us thrown out of his bar when neither Tully or I would slow dance with him.

GreyWolf was fired from his job as a department store Santa because he refused to wear pants.

Fugly likes to drive around in a Sherman tank blasting music and shooting shells full of paint, totally freaks the enemy out.

Lives in paradise, vacations in Kearny, Nebraska.

Poppinjay has cornered the market on used condom recycling but has yet to turn a profit.

The Jazz once started a novel about a nebbish accountant named Stan who had a run-in with a pants-less rabbi named Elazar. That were about as far as he got...

MM secretly wishes that I'd finish that novel since she gets off on accounting and insurance talk.

Jazz got into the accounting and insurance industry... for the ladies.

Will, the rules of this game are to creat a rumor out of thin air with no basis in fact. Of COURSE I got into the insurance game for the ladies. You ever see a lady insurance broker? They're usually hired by the POUND!

Willravel's real name is William Godwin Hitler and he's Adolf's grandson by Amelia Earhart.

^ still has the original "John 3:16" sign held by that freak with the rainbow hair; it's hanging in his office underneath his diploma from ICS...

UP reads the telephone directories at bedtime

dlish had a kid... for the ladies.

Uncle Phil reads the directories aloud to will, who likes to wear bonnets and diapers and sleep in the crib when he stays at Uncle Phil's house.

Fugly is the founder and president of the National Association for Goat Fondling.

Jazz's middle name is Nancy

dlish got his username from watching every single tv show Rachael Ray has ever done.

Fremen saves money by collecting gum from the underside of restaurant tables. Free gum!

Charlatan lives in the woods, is blue, and is approximately three apples tall.

Willravel developed a mini hadron collider only to accidentally develop a worm hole where he was sent to the woods where he discovered Charlatan's hide out.

Jove has a hooptie decorated with an airbrushed portrait of Rick James ca. 1978. heh, heh, nize, man.

MM rides around in jove's hooptie and flashes truck drivers.

His tap teacher once told him, 'you have all the passion kid, but you just don't have the talent.' Then he threw his tap shoes into the river and cried into his pillow all night. That were the end of that.

mixed likes dudes who smoke pot........hehehe

Fly patterns his music after the Barney theme song.

fremen wants you to think magnum PI=====(but its really "three men and a baby")

cdwonderful had a love child with Betty White.

mm chartered a 'plane to attend michael jackson's memorial service...

uncle phil used to sit in the passenger seat of his 'vette, and dream his name was Thelma....

paddyjoe almost never leaves the house with curlers in his hair.

its true.......but MM was the surrogate

^ is teaching his charges at the MH place how to prepare for their CDL exams in hopes that they will rent rooms from him at his truckers' motel, thus helping him through retirement...

Uncle Phil has a merit badge in self-abuse

Fugly has to strap a steak to his junk to get himself interested in a bit of self-abuse.

Fremen tapes Glen Beck so he can watch it over and over again.

GreyWolf licks the inside windows of public transit vehicles

underdun once stuffed a banana up his tailpipe, with sticky results.
Change your shorts!