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Fremen plucks and then catalogues every one of his pubic hairs.
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Mixedmedia is a gourmet road-kill chef
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GreyWolf cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing, and hangs around in bars.
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FuglyStick is actually PrettyStick
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^ is a mormon...
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^ is a mormon
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^ pines for Candy, a transgendered, one-eyed, Appalachian midget.
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Mixed Media is known as "Candy" in the Appalachian region.
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FuglyStick enjoys juggling bowling pins while jumping on shards of broken glass?
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rurp likes to ride through Wal-Mart on a scooter, naked, while singing 99 Luftballons.
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fremen can't live without rolfing
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Mixedmedia has the world's largest collection of pornographic photos of beanie babies
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GreyWolf has a lemur living in his pants.
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Fugly is noted as the fish-slap dance champion of Southern Illinois
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greywolf watches Dances with Wolves for porn
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dlish once threw an alligator pear at a drongo over an argy bargy, but it bounced back and hit him in the melon, causing him to go all airy fairy when he went arse over tit.
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Fremen is a drongo
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dlish does it backwards eh,he puts the brown stain to the front and the yellow stain to the back.....weird huh?
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fly is tone-deaf...
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^ likes it reverse cowgirl. he likes being on top
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dlish throws a temper tantrum when there's no happy face on his pancakes.
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Had the hair from Simba's hair cut woven into her very own chest rug.
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GreyWolf wears a loincloth and takes a spear to the market and "hunts" for meat.
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fre used to hunt for "cougars" until he aged so badly that he couldn't get in to any of the "hot spots..."
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Uncle Phil has every BoxCar Willie album.
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GreyWolf owns a pair of underwear worn by Minnie Pearl.
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Mixedmedia got them for me after one of her own trysts with Minnie.
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MM, Greywolf and Minnie had a threesome
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^^ In my dreams...
Dlish snorts Pop Rocks and chugs Dr. Pepper. |
GreyWolf immediately catalogs and memorializes all of his bathroom visits, complete with samples. He's planning on a museum exhibition in 2010 entitled "Poops: A Love Story".
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Jazz is eating his way backwards through his Spam collection dating back to 1942 in an attempt to commit suicide by violently acute botulism.
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^ is really going to optometry school...
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Uncle Phil likes to cover himself in peanut butter and let the dog lick it off.
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Fuglystick gets aroused when Uncle Phil covers himself in peanut butter while Uncle Phil stalks MixedMedia from the internet and mixedmedia is forcing jazz to eat all that spam to get acute botulism.
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Jove stole all the hats that he owns from a pack of wild hobos that live down the street from this apt.
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Eden was one of those hobos
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Fugly travels the world looking for the right sized midget to use in his ventriloquist act.
One with a large posterior, but a small body. |
Fremen has a 5-year-old tray of jello shots at the very back of the bottom shelf of his fridge, behind the rancid green olives.
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MM appears on a weekly Japenese quiz show doing all crazy stunts for a measly 2.25 Yen a week.
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dlish has a bellybutton lint collection the size of a basketball
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^ overdone.........
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^ allergic to rolling paper glue...
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^ allergic to ball-washing
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^professional ball washer
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^professional ball.
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^Professional baller
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tully"s chocolatey almonds are delicious, & the nougat's plentiful.
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ocm has supernumerary fingers and toes.
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^ her nylons are really made of transparent band-aids...
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^ is steve austins evil twin
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^ Bob Dylan wrote a song to keep him in prison.
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Tully Mars is not funny. |
^Has no sense of humor or smell.
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^ shot a man in reno...
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^ Once made dinner with his mother. After telling the jury she was a "little chewy" they found him guilty.
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^ doesn't shower so he blends in with the rest of the locals.
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^ sniffs toe cheese for the hell of it.
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^ leaves zit explosions on the bathroom mirror
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I bear no malice towards dlish, so tic:
dlish sometimes feels guilty about using his imagination. |
^ Doesn't really have any chest hair, ring got him chest hair implants so he feels more manly
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Eden wears platform shoes
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Fugly collects plastic gallon-sized milk jugs in the hopes of one day creating his own island.
The bad part? He's building the island to stock it with 40 year old male virgins as his personal harem. |
eats his boogers..........i know,sick eh?
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^ wears a "nixon" mask when he goes to the bank...
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^ couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag full of bananas
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^ actually hates rum.........he's a pina colada type guy
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Fly is perfectly prejudiced.
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^really isn't crazy nor modern.
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tried to dive with a tank of helium.....his voice just kinda stayed that way....
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^ eats deep-fried spagettios.
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arrested for indecent exposure,
released for lack of evidence........... |
^ tied to the boston strangler...
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Uncle Phil is related to the boston strangler while CDWonderful took pictures of Fremen exposing himself to the world.
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jove distributed said pictures on the net......
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Cd regularly checks into crappy hotel rooms with truckers.
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^ lost his first state-issued sidearm...
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tips caddies with monopoly money
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likes to dress in short-shorts and skate in the park.
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they are dolphin shorts and I rollerblade......
nyahhh! |
cd sells oregano to junior high schoolers.
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Fugly's focus sometimes slicks his stick.
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Our sane antique has never patented his patina.
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ring's really a king...
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Uncle Phil saves his frilly panties for special occasions.
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Fugly's the nicest guy around.
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Jazz has a whole jar of smooth spot polish going to waste after Cromp's untimely demise. |
^ never took to heart his own advice "fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
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Jazz doesn't even like jazz...he's opera all the way. (not that there's anything wrong with that)
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seamaiden really meant to say that about Tully but she was too shy.
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Nice to know that I'm still irritating enough that folks will triple post to get their digs in.
Mixedmedia's as mean as I'm supposed to be. |
mixedmedia needs her gender-recognition recalibrated.
Jazz is rewriting my policies. |
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mixed media has taken the seat off of her bicycle and now rides on the seat post. |
Can't you tell a nun from one of the laity?
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Seamaiden is a shitty typist.
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(I'd like to show you a few tricks. Unfortunately, I don't know any.)
Seamaiden's wishes serve her better than her swimming. Fugly's slipperiness lasts longer. |
this thread is out of control :lol:
ourcrazymodern took piano lessons from Tiny Tim's mother. |
^secretly longs to be controlled and lose all control
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sniffs glue when MM isn't around
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^masturbates while sniffing glue and looking at pictures of Fugly
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