^ Keeps a stash of Incredible Edible goop beneath .....well, it's a secret.

Once went trick-or-treating as her worst nightmare - showing up at school naked for an exam.

It's true!! Bonus points for you!

Jazz voted for Bush.

seamaiden voted for Palin, you betcha!

Tully got lost in Seamaiden's bush.

Tully thought he got lost in seamaiden's bush but it was really fugly's beard

Eden is Fugly's "beard". In a totally gay way.

The_Jazz proudly twirls and parades his prismatics.

I live in Canada. Palin's not on the ballot here, and I'm not a fan.:shakehead:

Ring wears granny panties.

Seamaiden...is no maiden

Spreads glue on his scrotum and fantasizes Lord Eden sniffing it

^ is titillated by thoughts of glue...eden...fugly...derrrr

Thirdsun keeps his muy mal delectables well hidden behind his.....

M&m's ?

fuck, I goofed up,
maybe not.

MS. Media keeps a souls reader in the left pocket of her...

^ [ring] owns a chain of adult toy stores and is the model for all the mailers

^ Called information to get the number for 911

^runs with scissors.

^Doesn't own a tooth brush.

^ Owns a toothbrush... but doesn't clean his teeth with it!

Well Duh, I would if I had teeth though.


^owns a room full of "My Little Pony" stuff.

peanut butter.

penis.

neighbourhood dog.


i'm sure you get the picture.

Oh that's cold... the dogs here have more class then that. I'm telling them you said that.

^Buys shit full of stems and seeds, separates it all throws out the buds and then smokes the stems and seeds.

^Buys tongue depressors in bulk

Stared in a series of soft core porn flicks in the 90's.

Salem uses bacon grease as a personal lubricant.

Fugly buys the economy-size buckets of lard at the Wal-Mart...for his hair.

MM washes and re-uses Q-tips

grey wolf is actually half german shepard.....

cd spends time reading to old folks.....who're trapped in his basement!

they are mentally retarded and the are on the first floor.......

fremen has a puerto rican family living in his mustache......

isn't really a wonderful crotch diver...

is really straight and free lances for the DEA...

tells stories about my extra curricular activities....

sold me a bag with with a dead weasel in it.....

Really wanted the weasel, not the green.

^his mother sits on the right side of the couch. With the remote.

MixedMedia was an immortal sex goddess until the others kicked her out of the group and turned her mortal for reasons too complex for me to comprehend.

Jove was implicated in the Dreyfuss Affair.

Poppinjay squoze grapes in the store as a kid, and liked to watch the juice shoot across the aisle. That's what started it.

He moved on to guys named Jay. He likes to watch their zits shoot as he applies pressure. Hence, his username.

Fremen keeps nude photos of himself in his glovebox

he likes to show 'em to the drive-thru kids at Burger King......

^ Cuts out the need for the photos and just drives thru naked.