MM keeps company with Iron Mike because 'he's misunderstood'

dlish supplements his income by selling his once-worn underwear on ebay.

FuglyStick is a recalcitrant nun.

MM, is not a nun, but she's still a virgin

dlish saddles his horse from underneath, if you know what I mean.

Fugly's actually working undercover for the DEA.

Wtf? :thumbsup:


Tully_M once climbed George Washington's head and threw pictures of forged Cary Grant photos off the top to the surrounding ant-people below.

Freman has the same 'stache as his avatar shaved in directly above his penis.

SSJTWIZTA is a freak for disco dancing.

Tully Mars actually lives in Canada.

ratbastard- can't stop watching Tom Delay on dancing with the stars and drooling.

Tully Mars gets off on watching grown men drool.

healer was informed by a random stranger that the door across the street led to an alternative universe and would instantly be wealthy. Once healer opened the door, he accidently stumbled upon Tully Mars recording ratbastid drooling over Tom Delay who was watching SSJTWIZTA perform his disco moves.

Jove coined the term "santorum" (google it if you don't immediately get the reference) and plans on moving to Iowa to vote for Rich Santorum in 2012 just for the irony.

Jazz doesn't live in Chicago; he lives in Aurora.

Baraka has Michael Jackson's 'You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'' set on repeat every work morning. It really gets him going.

Operates a brothel.

Often injects grain alcohol to induce sleep.

^ steals "mail-to" prescription meds from the mailboxes in his neighborhood...

Is really a 14 year-old girl who wants to be a teacher and veterinarian when she grows up.

^Preforms as a "bottom" in gay porn under the name "Johnny Sloppy."

yeah, but he's a power bottom.

tully's in the slavery business. that's why he relocated to mexico.

SSJWIZTA's idea of a grand night is a thimble full of grand marnier and Lawrence Welk reruns.

jazz regularly has a crack back and sack wax before hitting boystown every weekend

dlish often travels by Fed-Exing himself from one place to the next.

Tully tucks in his t-shirts

Has AIDS. Lots of them.

Bear paints himself blue every Thursday and tries to lure horny Scots into the woods near his house for a little slap & tickle, while yelling "You canna take away muh freedom!!!".

fremen wipes his ass with bearclub

dlish doesn't wipe is his ass, which should come as no surprise to anyone within 20' of him.

Jazz claims that the smooth spot is a genetic disorder to hide the fact that it is abuse induced.

Xerxys sleeps on rubber sheets

fugly likes .38 special.

SSJTWIZTA stands for Second Semester Jesus Touchers With Induced Zoophilia Testes Anonymous

mixed sings in a barbershop quartet. She has the bass role.

That's true.

Fremen had a wardrobe misunderstanding, and was seen on the beach wearing women's underwear on his feet.

Fugs just yesterday applied for the cable naked news (CNN). They don't take trannies, unfortunately.

Xerxys' most successful pick up line has always been "Klaatu barada nikto."

grumpy wears only his "Official Davy Crockett Coonskin Cap™" while stalking joggers from the park by the light of the full moon. (his, too)

^......likes his panties around his ankles.......^