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Fremen sells human organs out of his '73 Chevy van
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fug is a vikings fan...
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When Uncle Phil comes to Florida, he wears socks and sandals.
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mixedmedia has foot herpes.
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Light of Icarus is an excellent baker. His chiffon cakes are the talk of all the other homemakers in town.
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ratbastid has been obsessively weaving potholders out of his old underwear for years now.
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mixed draws her fishnets on with flavored markers.
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Fremen is actually not the mustache king, he has implants that give him that "full" look.
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the lord of the garden really is a hobbit; that thread should be in "philosophy..."
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Uncle Phil made a pair of socks with the hair of his ball sack
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^ tried them on first, as he had right of first refusal...
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I heard uncle phil stole flymans sleeper jammies, but he just had a real hard time figuring out the yellow - brown configurements.....
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^ helped me figure them out...even went so far as to model them first...
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^ didn't put in the back flaps in his last batch of sleeper jammies he sold to Germany.
Said something about scheiße. |
fremen has a baby arm growing out of his back.
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^pimple on nose....green complextion.....can you say.."wicked witch of the east"..........
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^ gonna make amy buy lunch today...
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Is really a blond.
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Is really a Bolivian pygmy.
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Mixed Media went on a whirlwind tour sleeping with European heads of state in the late 90s.
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fug drove the limo for "special considerations..."
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Uncle Phil thinks a "garter belt" is something a snake wears.
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Fug uses a liberal amount of axle grease as a scrotal moisture repellent when he jogs.
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Fre likes it from the back side.
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^ rides "his" horses side-saddle...
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^likes it when the horse rides him!
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^ is secretly dating Giant_Hamburger's secret sauce.
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Healer was once known as a psychic healer to a small group known as the oompa loompas, but was kicked out for not being orange enough.
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Jove has a secret stash of all the Benji movies.
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MM lives on cigarettes and cheap beer for sustenance
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dlish runs a My Little Pony fan site.
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fugly stick keeps all the sticker labels from coco cola bottles in a scrap book.
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^ doesn't know how to tie his shoes...
(thank god for velcro...) |
kicks puppies.
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again.........two words.
small penis |
The pictures that Fly has posted of his ass are not actually pictures of *his* ass. They're just something he found while cruising the web.
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Charlie dated a kleptomaniac transvestite while in his teens just so he'd be able to have interesting stories to tell his wife when he met her.
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freman has grown a mow for his penis
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No one knows where dlish was on the night of the murder.
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Baraka was a big hit as Bustopher Jones in the Canadian road version of Cats.
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