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^ is now hiding in a box under his front porch, wearing a toga, amid rumors that he is hanging on a balloon caught in the tradewinds heading to Katmandu
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shoulda had the handle....Sweet Nick.........bit of a whiner eh.......
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Fly is a tsetse
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^Might be dyslexic.
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Tully has nyctophillic tendencies.
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^ would be better called "mixedupmedea" since her media grasp is a greek tragedy waiting to happen
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phillies, indeed...
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Phil secretly lusts for a virgins... specifically 70 year-old nuns.
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GreyWolf puts baby in a corner
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^^ Is abnormaly fascinated with defication.
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^ is really a newfie...
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Phil doesn't bathe anymore cause he thinks it improves his handicap.
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LE doesn't bath anymore because, well because he's a fucking pirate. Pirates don't bath, there no bathing in pirating.
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Tully tried to be a pirate, but they made him walk the plank when it was discovered he liked the captain's parrot in a less than platonic way.
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When Fremen goes into town on the weekends, he always pays a visit to Velveetra - a 63-year-old toothless hooker from Mendocino.
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mixed haves buck teefs........
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^ raises horses to play with...
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Uncle Phil is a dirty old man.
But my rumor is that he's tubgirl. |
^ really does eat puppies and shit rainbows...
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unc phil only uses Marilyn as a front for his total obsession for Phyllis Diller.
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on Saturday mornings, fremen crafts a pair of underwear made from bacon and visits his local animal shelter.
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MM is really the original Nora Charles........
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CD auditioned for the Spice Girls.
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fugly was the judge......
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fugly's father is simon cowell
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Tom Selleck was Tully's understudy and body double, until Tully was late for work one day. We all know what happened next...
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Monkie stuffs her bra
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Fugly stuff's his pants
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Salem imports Coors Lite to saturate the Canadian Wobbly Pop market.
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i can't say anything malicious about fre...
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loves the snow.....
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Has always regretted that his mother named him Beauregard Avignon.
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^ wants me so badly, she doesn't know what to do with herself.
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^ Currently finalizing his plans to attack and take over Disney World just so he can wear the Mickey Mouse costume.
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tully is on welfare and doesnt work
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Dlish collects cans and bottles for beer money.
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Tully's mother still packs his lunch with an extra pudding cup.
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Fre's got skeletons in the closet... that not just an expression in his case.
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