Dlish was on the UAE version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, which is why his place looks so nice.

Will is really Tom Cruise and is patiently waiting to turn the thetans loose on Crompy.

fre hasn't changed his sleeperjammies in two weeks...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...er_jammies.jpg

phil actually sucks at golf

I heard flymans manicurist bitch-slapped him because he broke a nail at work.....

Paddyjoe was the reason that the south lost the war.

Obama has been encouraging North Carolina to seceed again to give him the excuse to "invade" LordEden, pirate-style.

...of jealousy!!

The_Jazz only has a drinking problem because he's trying to wash that Crompsin taste out of his mouth.

Ratbasid masturbates with his own tears because even tho he has two hot girls living with him, he still doesn't get laid. He has to run around the house with chocolate attached to his body just to get them to touch him.

LE ties a towel around his neck, grabs his plunger, and pretends he's Henry the VIII about to off his bride, all the while masturbating furiously to Crompy's gun threads.

Fremen eats his boogers

^Hypoxia

jnthnlllshprd got his penis from an ad in an "Iron Man" comic book

Fugly sold his penis in an ad in the back of an "Iron Man" comic book.

The_Jazz used his penis to impregnate that attractive Danish babe in the video we saw in the other thread here, so now he's hiding out to avoid support payments.

BadNick is on the run from the law after crashing and fatally killing a mermaid that decided to communicate for the first time with humans. Now the merepeople are very close to going to war with humans.

jove shits in the shower.

i've seen it.

SSJTWIZTA cleaned up jove's shit for $2

lord eden masturbated to me cleaning up jove's shit for two dollars.

swishwitch sold the video on youtube...

Uncle Phil favorited the video, and posted it on his mySpace

Fugly videotaped the whole thing while sucking on SSJTWIZTA's "boomstick"

LordEden masturbated to the video of him masturbating to the video of SSJTWIZTA cleaning up the poop in Jove's shower.

And then posted it on MySpace.

Jazz's house got raided by chicago PD because he posted facebook pictures of him holding several guns and a sign that said 'I hate Richard Daley'.

DK illegally immigrated to the US in the late 80's as a Soviet mole and is secretly working towards bringing about a Communist revolution in the US. His real name is Alexandr, but his friends call him "Sasha", and he and Putin went through KGB training school together, although they can't stand each other now.

And he's also the largest supplier of rat-skin hats in the American Southwest.

That is an outright lie. It was the EARLY 80s.

^^ Obsesses over his collection of 44 teddy bears wearing T-shirts each with their own portrait of a President of the United States depicted on them.

Looks forward every few years to expanding his collection.

Tea party every Sunday.

Baraka intentionally switches past and present tenses when editing publications based on the Mayan calendar.

machine. Willravel has invented a time

ratbastid is a eunuch. He sings contra-alto.

Charlatan loves looking at my nipples during webchat.

LordEden is a 4chan mole.

Lord Eden has been wearing prosthetic nipples ever since that tragic hazing accident at DragonCon 2006.

Baraka Guru uses time dilation technology to unfair advantage in nonsense posts.

Much like the original "Monkeys" and "Milli Vanilli" Grumpyolddude can't play a note.

Tully Mars is a republican.

mixedmedia finger-paints with her toes.

ring toe-paints with her fingers. and she is a republican.

MixedMedia is a secret spy working for three different countries posing as a photographer so she can get up close to prime ministers and presidents, but is in love with a hobbit and would really like to travel back to Middle Earth.

Jove is covering up his true country background with his pop star lifestyle.

^ is a recovering kleptomaniac...