LordEden plays in a drum circle

milks his pet rats

Secretly wants to be fugly's pet rat.

^ really IS an alabama fan...

ROLL TIDE!!!

uncle phil pulled himself up by his bootstraps, then tripped over his own feet...then he sued the family of the guy that created that stupid adage.

Mixedmedia is a female impersonator of such consummate skill that (s)he has fooled not only every man (s)he's ever met, but also her own children

GreyWolf used to design building plans for fire departments, but was fired for his excessive use of poles.

Fremen is a Pole.

fugly gave doc brown a handjob for his delorean

SSJTWIZTA's name stands for Silly Salamanders Join to Warn Italian Zebras of Tempting Adulterers, but SSJTWIZTA isn't a salamander, and only holds the rank of vice secretary in the organization.

Likes to go to Monster Truck rallies. The refreshment stands have the best food and the ladies are just his type.

Cross-dresses at the rallies hoping willravel will pick him up

^ Moms still tying underdun's shoes laces and picking out clothes.

^ licks self-stick postage stamps...

Uncle Phil originally used his allotted 15 minutes of fame as the Rainbow Wig guy at Presidential Innagurations before the kiddie porn arrest.

Jazz wears pantyhose under his work clothes everyday.

MM volunteers time and donates money to both the Family Research Council and James Dobson's Focus on the Family.

ooh, now that's hitting below the belt...:lol:

Tully is going to try and beat the world record in 'fastest time to pluck a turkey'

Anyone else read this wrong? Tully man, I know that are only a few times that you arn't knee deep in tourist poo-nanny, but turkeys? No sheep?

*****

MM actually has a TON of ass hair, but thirdsun photoshops it off of there so she doesn't feel like a monkey.

Talk about below the belt... oh wait you said "pluck"... never mind

MM has plans to build the worlds largest milk carton sail boat and use it for a lunar landing.

Beat me by a minute LE.

LE spends hours a day writing the networks to bring back old TV shows, currently working the hardest on getting "The Facts of Life" back on the air, preferably with he original cast.

is really a do-him-yourself gentleman in mexico. he fixes blocked pipes

^ Has spent the last three years trying to get a permit for the first gay bar in UAE. Has completely turned into his life's mission.

DLish enjoys tanning using paper cutout letters to spell obscenities on his skin

greywolf and tully were my first customers at my new bar

DLish had us thrown out of his bar when neither Tully or I would slow dance with him.

GreyWolf was fired from his job as a department store Santa because he refused to wear pants.

Fugly likes to drive around in a Sherman tank blasting music and shooting shells full of paint, totally freaks the enemy out.

Lives in paradise, vacations in Kearny, Nebraska.

Poppinjay has cornered the market on used condom recycling but has yet to turn a profit.

The Jazz once started a novel about a nebbish accountant named Stan who had a run-in with a pants-less rabbi named Elazar. That were about as far as he got...

MM secretly wishes that I'd finish that novel since she gets off on accounting and insurance talk.

Jazz got into the accounting and insurance industry... for the ladies.

Will, the rules of this game are to creat a rumor out of thin air with no basis in fact. Of COURSE I got into the insurance game for the ladies. You ever see a lady insurance broker? They're usually hired by the POUND!

Willravel's real name is William Godwin Hitler and he's Adolf's grandson by Amelia Earhart.

^ still has the original "John 3:16" sign held by that freak with the rainbow hair; it's hanging in his office underneath his diploma from ICS...

UP reads the telephone directories at bedtime

dlish had a kid... for the ladies.

Uncle Phil reads the directories aloud to will, who likes to wear bonnets and diapers and sleep in the crib when he stays at Uncle Phil's house.

Fugly is the founder and president of the National Association for Goat Fondling.

Jazz's middle name is Nancy

dlish got his username from watching every single tv show Rachael Ray has ever done.