Start a malicious rumor about the previous poster
 

Bonus points if it just so happens to be true

(All in fun, folks; sensitive people need not apply :) )

fugly stick and LordEden had a threesome with crompsin

do i get bonus points???

Unfortunately, yes :(

dlish ate the last cookie

I think each malicious rumor should involve Crompsin, Chuck-Norris-style!

FuglyStick once tried to beat himself with the FuglyStick, but his hand slipped and he accidentally hit Crompsin.

Ratbastid pops Viagra like tic-tacs

Runs around with a bunch of toothless redneck hookers who all call him Daddy and keeps them in his OTHER trailer.

Lord Eden was once an ogre's sex toy

Fugg is really president obama come here to make us all communistic-nazi-minority-lovers

^^ Starts off each morning dancing and lip-syncing to Fleetwood Mac's "Go Your Own Way," wearing nothing but a pink thong and elbow tassels.

It is "post a rumour" thread, not a "post a truth" thread.

Baraka Guru is a spelling mistake. His real name is Barack The Gnu and he's Barack Obama's trained Wilderbeest.

The underscore at the end of Daniel_'s name is the longest thing about him.

At least mine sticks out Jazz - yours is stuck right in your middle hole...

Daniel is really french but he tells everyone he is english so no one will make fun of him for being a frog-eating surrender-monkey

LoreEden is the nation's only hobbit pirate, which means that he's often used to cornhole sailors. Which explains the stink.

^^ Spends a quarter of his time logged into TFP trying to figure out how to permanently ban Halx.

Extra points for B_G, except that it's more like a third or a half.

Baraka_Guru often engages in library frottage.

Jazz's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and it's Free Milkshake Day

Fugly is the barnyard queen, all of the naughty stable hands like his milkshake, he's been plugged more times than a german u-boat.

Lord Eden blew a pirate once when he ran out of rum

fug can't whistle like "oddball" because of his speech impediment...

Uncle Phil sold his sperm, and he saw it later in the $1.99 bin at the gas station.

LordEden blew Fuglystick while standing

dlish faps to a video of Lord Eden blowing FuglyStick

FuglyStick skins little boys to make his gun holsters.

SSJTWIZTA was cursed by a gypsy, and can only get laid when a chick can pronounce his name.

Fugly is the love child of Charo and Doc from The Love Boat.

^^ You're not my real father!

Jazz was the midwife

Nothing would make Crompsin happier than to wake up one morning and discover that he was me.

(I expect bonus points on that one)

Jazz loiters outside the elementary school.

Fugly stick is no longer allowed within 200' of a school. Or a Chucky Cheese.

twistedmosaic used to manage an animal shelter but was fired for taking inappropriate photos with the animals.

Charlatan irons his underwear

fug wears his "hawkeyes" hat with pride...

uncle phil wears underpants beneath his kilt!

ratbastid once made an entire kindergarten class cry.

inboil smells the skidmarks in his underwear

dlish smells the skidmarks in inboil's underwear

Twisted is selling black market Nerf guns to gangbangers in LA.

cromp was once arrested for downloading kiddie porn