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Start a malicious rumor about the previous poster
Bonus points if it just so happens to be true
(All in fun, folks; sensitive people need not apply :) ) |
fugly stick and LordEden had a threesome with crompsin
do i get bonus points??? |
Unfortunately, yes :(
dlish ate the last cookie |
I think each malicious rumor should involve Crompsin, Chuck-Norris-style!
FuglyStick once tried to beat himself with the FuglyStick, but his hand slipped and he accidentally hit Crompsin. |
Ratbastid pops Viagra like tic-tacs
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Runs around with a bunch of toothless redneck hookers who all call him Daddy and keeps them in his OTHER trailer.
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Lord Eden was once an ogre's sex toy
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Fugg is really president obama come here to make us all communistic-nazi-minority-lovers
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^^ Starts off each morning dancing and lip-syncing to Fleetwood Mac's "Go Your Own Way," wearing nothing but a pink thong and elbow tassels.
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Baraka Guru is a spelling mistake. His real name is Barack The Gnu and he's Barack Obama's trained Wilderbeest. |
The underscore at the end of Daniel_'s name is the longest thing about him.
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Daniel is really french but he tells everyone he is english so no one will make fun of him for being a frog-eating surrender-monkey
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LoreEden is the nation's only hobbit pirate, which means that he's often used to cornhole sailors. Which explains the stink.
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^^ Spends a quarter of his time logged into TFP trying to figure out how to permanently ban Halx.
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Extra points for B_G, except that it's more like a third or a half.
Baraka_Guru often engages in library frottage. |
Jazz's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and it's Free Milkshake Day
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Fugly is the barnyard queen, all of the naughty stable hands like his milkshake, he's been plugged more times than a german u-boat.
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Lord Eden blew a pirate once when he ran out of rum
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fug can't whistle like "oddball" because of his speech impediment...
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Uncle Phil sold his sperm, and he saw it later in the $1.99 bin at the gas station.
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LordEden blew Fuglystick while standing
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dlish faps to a video of Lord Eden blowing FuglyStick
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FuglyStick skins little boys to make his gun holsters.
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SSJTWIZTA was cursed by a gypsy, and can only get laid when a chick can pronounce his name.
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Fugly is the love child of Charo and Doc from The Love Boat.
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^^ You're not my real father!
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Nothing would make Crompsin happier than to wake up one morning and discover that he was me.
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Jazz loiters outside the elementary school.
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Fugly stick is no longer allowed within 200' of a school. Or a Chucky Cheese.
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twistedmosaic used to manage an animal shelter but was fired for taking inappropriate photos with the animals.
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Charlatan irons his underwear
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fug wears his "hawkeyes" hat with pride...
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uncle phil wears underpants beneath his kilt!
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ratbastid once made an entire kindergarten class cry.
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inboil smells the skidmarks in his underwear
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dlish smells the skidmarks in inboil's underwear
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Twisted is selling black market Nerf guns to gangbangers in LA.
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cromp was once arrested for downloading kiddie porn
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