01-01-2004, 04:32 PM | #3324 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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fly thinks scales are something you scrape off fish...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
01-04-2004, 11:19 AM | #3327 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: New Orleans/Chicago
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(I actually consider that a super power, Fly. . .I fight crime in colorful spandex tights on the weekends, but I digress. . .)
fly likes to watch men pee (sorry, it was too easy)
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01-04-2004, 06:10 PM | #3328 (permalink) |
Semi-Atomic
Location: Home.
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madp's super hero identity....Super Gay Monkey Freak!!!
His other "powers" include Kung Pow Feng Shui, supersonic snaps, and a keen sense of fashion.
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01-04-2004, 11:33 PM | #3330 (permalink) |
The Northern Ward
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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2wolves stole the Lindburgh baby.
And ate him.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy |
01-04-2004, 11:40 PM | #3331 (permalink) |
Natalie Portman is sexy.
Location: The Outer Rim
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Phaenx is the man you know as "goatse".
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01-05-2004, 01:53 PM | #3334 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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pj's trenchcoat has no buttons...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
01-06-2004, 04:10 PM | #3338 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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2wolves never puts the cap back on the toothpaste...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
01-06-2004, 05:12 PM | #3342 (permalink) |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Flyman has actually been smoking a preparation of organic carrot tops and dried mango leaves (a mild stimulant that helps one to see the iguanas that live in one's eyes.) All the stoner stuff is just a front. (Extra points if you know the source of that concotion.)
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01-07-2004, 03:58 PM | #3344 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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madp picks his nose and swallows it when he thinks no one is looking...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
01-08-2004, 01:41 PM | #3346 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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cobra's hero is sylvester stallone...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
01-08-2004, 01:55 PM | #3347 (permalink) |
Natalie Portman is sexy.
Location: The Outer Rim
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Uncle Phil's hero is Christopher Lowell
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"While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx |
01-09-2004, 04:55 PM | #3350 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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fly is...well, just fly...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
01-09-2004, 11:24 PM | #3353 (permalink) |
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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flyman wants uncle phil's satin jammies, too, but just to sniff at night before he falls asleep. it helps to knock him out for a long night's sleep. he sez uncle phil can have them back in the mornings, but only if he promises to wear them all day refreshing the scent.
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01-11-2004, 05:55 PM | #3356 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Philadelphia, PA
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Madp refers to Tenacious D in his conversations approximately every 3.7 seconds.
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