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Old 06-29-2003, 05:02 PM   #1481 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2003, 05:04 PM   #1482 (permalink)
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ha ha, i knew i got that wrong!


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Old 06-29-2003, 06:09 PM   #1483 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2003, 07:10 PM   #1484 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus laces old popcorn with LSD and leaves it around the floor of cinemas.
he does this so he can take advantage of little guys like Meri who, having taken his bait, are convinced that they are little bunny rabbits.

oh, and Meri, that Shire call on King Phil was way harsh... i mean, the Shire is Gods country, but it really sucks!!
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Old 06-29-2003, 07:51 PM   #1485 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2003, 08:23 PM   #1486 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2003, 10:38 PM   #1487 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2003, 10:44 PM   #1488 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2003, 11:19 PM   #1489 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2003, 11:45 PM   #1490 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2003, 02:03 AM   #1491 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2003, 02:46 AM   #1492 (permalink)
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how can i say anything about bundy after he stuck up for me on the "shires" thing...easily...bundy wants to open the first oceania franchise of "uncle phil's sleeper jammies..."
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Old 06-30-2003, 02:47 AM   #1493 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fremen
Meridae'n can't spell 'regularly'.
I can't spell, period!


When bundy dances, the band skips...
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Old 06-30-2003, 03:20 AM   #1494 (permalink)
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since both of you guys launched attacks upon the fair isle of bundy, iŽll have to double my efforts to counter this attrocity.

meri thinks he canŽt spell the word period, but he can... duh!

king phil secretly wants to abdicate from his reign over the poor sickly people of the Nonsense forum.
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Old 06-30-2003, 03:26 AM   #1495 (permalink)
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uncle phil was the first ever Guy Fawkes doll to be burned in a bonfire on November 5.
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Old 06-30-2003, 03:27 AM   #1496 (permalink)
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Damn! Why am I so slow!

Ok, ok, I got it.

bundy was the stuffing of this doll, and Meridae'n was the hair.
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Old 06-30-2003, 03:29 AM   #1497 (permalink)
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pyrate has secretly joined the fair isle of bundy in an alliance against the rogue states of meri and uncle (king) phil.

*edit, and heś already broken that alliance...yet another rogue state.
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Old 06-30-2003, 03:33 AM   #1498 (permalink)
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...but what many don't know is that bundy tried to bribe me into it. He offered me his prize collection of odd socks. He refused to tell me where he got them from.
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Old 06-30-2003, 03:37 AM   #1499 (permalink)
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pyrate doesnŽt realise the value of my precious odd socks collection.

he is a poor leader.

if he had accepted the little offering, the people of his miniscule land could have doubled their sock crop production.
for, when planted in the ground, or under the bed, these socks are magic, and reproduce magnificently.
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Old 06-30-2003, 03:39 AM   #1500 (permalink)
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from your odd feet, pyrate...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 06-30-2003, 03:47 AM   #1501 (permalink)
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another poorly timed attack king phil...
you play too easily into my hands.

king phil, or as he prefers to be called, uncle phil, has a deep dark secret.
once, in the first years of his reign, in an attempt to silence his opposition, phil kidnapped a whole family of pigs.
they still live in his basement, although they are horribly scarred now from all the torture.

for the love of god phil, release them. or at least let them see the sun one more time.
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Old 06-30-2003, 04:53 AM   #1502 (permalink)
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bundy collects used silicon breasts...
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:29 AM   #1503 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2003, 08:20 AM   #1504 (permalink)
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flyman gives Mer directions on how to sodomise goats... each week visually
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Old 06-30-2003, 08:36 AM   #1505 (permalink)
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..and 3 leggedfrog dresses up as the goat!
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Old 06-30-2003, 10:12 AM   #1506 (permalink)
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while Pyrate prances around in his birthday suit yelling at the top of his lungs......


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Old 06-30-2003, 12:16 PM   #1507 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2003, 01:04 PM   #1508 (permalink)
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but was ask to leave the squad after it was realized she was only faking school spirit...
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Old 06-30-2003, 04:39 PM   #1509 (permalink)
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pheatius sniffed that armpit and found it to be wanting...
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Old 06-30-2003, 04:44 PM   #1510 (permalink)
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unkie phil installed a bird feeder just inside his livingroom window...
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Old 06-30-2003, 05:50 PM   #1511 (permalink)
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come on goat man, lets get the old king phil...

of course, phils bird feeder is also layered with super glue, so that he can trap and abuse the poor unsuspecting birds.
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:07 PM   #1512 (permalink)
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I have heard that uncle phil loves stuffing live woodpeckers down his partially soiled jammies..........Oh, what a feeling!
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:34 PM   #1513 (permalink)
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paddyjoe pees on his hands and then touches everything he sees in public bathrooms.
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:45 PM   #1514 (permalink)
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conclamo hangs out in public toilets and when no ones looking, he licks the amenities in the hope of tasting paddys pee.
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:52 PM   #1515 (permalink)
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The only problem is in every public bathroom I go into bundy is looking!
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Old 06-30-2003, 07:04 PM   #1516 (permalink)
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thats right conclamo.

someone needs to keep a careful eye on your filthy habits.

and since i do a lot of watching of the conclamo disease, i must also report to all, that he has developed a new habit... he likes to video tape old men do poo.

he sets up an array of cameras inside the toilet. one inside the bowl, one above the bowl and others surrounding the stall.
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Old 06-30-2003, 07:25 PM   #1517 (permalink)
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bundy is the only one I can sell the videos to. Nobody judge him, he keeps me in business!
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Old 06-30-2003, 07:25 PM   #1518 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2003, 07:36 PM   #1519 (permalink)
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fremen want us to think he looks like that scary looking Jedi (or is it Sith or whatever) - but his deep dark secret is that in real life, heś that new GAP model.

oh, and conclamo has a nasty case of syphilis.
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Old 06-30-2003, 07:55 PM   #1520 (permalink)
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