06-29-2003, 05:02 PM | #1481 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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mer can't spell stalagmite/stalactite...pick one...
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06-29-2003, 05:04 PM | #1482 (permalink) |
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ha ha, i knew i got that wrong!
uncle phil grew up in The Shire...
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06-29-2003, 06:09 PM | #1483 (permalink) |
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Meridae'n once ate popcorn off of the movie theater floor. Then claimed it was delicious.
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06-29-2003, 07:10 PM | #1484 (permalink) |
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Conclamo Ludus laces old popcorn with LSD and leaves it around the floor of cinemas.
he does this so he can take advantage of little guys like Meri who, having taken his bait, are convinced that they are little bunny rabbits. oh, and Meri, that Shire call on King Phil was way harsh... i mean, the Shire is Gods country, but it really sucks!!
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06-29-2003, 08:23 PM | #1486 (permalink) |
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Conclamo can't pronounce 'regularily'
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06-30-2003, 02:46 AM | #1492 (permalink) |
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how can i say anything about bundy after he stuck up for me on the "shires" thing...easily...bundy wants to open the first oceania franchise of "uncle phil's sleeper jammies..."
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06-30-2003, 02:47 AM | #1493 (permalink) | |
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Quote:
When bundy dances, the band skips...
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06-30-2003, 03:20 AM | #1494 (permalink) |
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since both of you guys launched attacks upon the fair isle of bundy, iŽll have to double my efforts to counter this attrocity.
meri thinks he canŽt spell the word period, but he can... duh! king phil secretly wants to abdicate from his reign over the poor sickly people of the Nonsense forum.
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06-30-2003, 03:29 AM | #1497 (permalink) |
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pyrate has secretly joined the fair isle of bundy in an alliance against the rogue states of meri and uncle (king) phil.
*edit, and heś already broken that alliance...yet another rogue state.
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06-30-2003, 03:37 AM | #1499 (permalink) |
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pyrate doesnŽt realise the value of my precious odd socks collection.
he is a poor leader. if he had accepted the little offering, the people of his miniscule land could have doubled their sock crop production. for, when planted in the ground, or under the bed, these socks are magic, and reproduce magnificently.
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06-30-2003, 03:39 AM | #1500 (permalink) |
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from your odd feet, pyrate...
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06-30-2003, 03:47 AM | #1501 (permalink) |
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another poorly timed attack king phil...
you play too easily into my hands. king phil, or as he prefers to be called, uncle phil, has a deep dark secret. once, in the first years of his reign, in an attempt to silence his opposition, phil kidnapped a whole family of pigs. they still live in his basement, although they are horribly scarred now from all the torture. for the love of god phil, release them. or at least let them see the sun one more time.
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06-30-2003, 04:53 AM | #1502 (permalink) |
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bundy collects used silicon breasts...
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06-30-2003, 04:39 PM | #1509 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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pheatius sniffed that armpit and found it to be wanting...
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06-30-2003, 04:44 PM | #1510 (permalink) |
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Location: North Bondi RSL
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unkie phil installed a bird feeder just inside his livingroom window...
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06-30-2003, 07:04 PM | #1516 (permalink) |
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thats right conclamo.
someone needs to keep a careful eye on your filthy habits. and since i do a lot of watching of the conclamo disease, i must also report to all, that he has developed a new habit... he likes to video tape old men do poo. he sets up an array of cameras inside the toilet. one inside the bowl, one above the bowl and others surrounding the stall.
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06-30-2003, 07:25 PM | #1517 (permalink) |
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bundy is the only one I can sell the videos to. Nobody judge him, he keeps me in business!
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