another poorly timed attack king phil...
you play too easily into my hands.
king phil, or as he prefers to be called, uncle phil, has a deep dark secret.
once, in the first years of his reign, in an attempt to silence his opposition, phil kidnapped a whole family of pigs.
they still live in his basement, although they are horribly scarred now from all the torture.
for the love of god phil, release them. or at least let them see the sun one more time.
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Ohayo!!!
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