Lady Sage

Oh, love of my life you do not play fair and so I am forced to tell everyone that my whole Barney Fife thing while role playing in bed is simply because you like to pretend that I am Andy Griffith.... Sad yet true... yes that man of mine is a closet case... Go back in the closet honey, you like it there... it makes you "happy".

CaliLivChick

Well, since we're clarifying things, I am indeed female, as my profile picture will attest to.

Lady Sage has the Dallas Cowboys logo tattooed on her upper inner thigh. Don't ask how I know this, because even pan doesn't get to know. Suffice to say, I just know.

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Don't trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die. Oh wait, that's me... nevermind... you can trust me.

Lady Sage

The logo was from my younger days when I thought it would be cool for me to seduce the whole team... sadly I wasnt hot enough for them so the tattoo was my consolation prize. And Cali, being female, is really a topless dancer in a redneck sports bar.

uncle phil

LS still believes in "america's team..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Lady Sage

I was wondering where you ran off to and as I clicked on the nonsense tab I thought to myself... c'mon Phil where ya been? Get in here and stir things up!

I do still believe in "americas team" *sob* but alas Phil squashed most of my dreams when he had an affair with the entire team before I could! (As stated in a previous post I seem to have this affinity for seducing entire teams and I dont like competition Phil!)

*sob* You coulda saved at least one for me! *sob* Didnt you ever learn to share!!!!

uncle phil

dandy don still pines for the LS..

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

phil shot an elephant in his sleeper jammies yesterday.
How an elephant got in his sleeper jammies, we'll never know.

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Fly

Fre hates mustard.


he's a mayo kinda guy.

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SterlingStudios

SirLance

Flyman was adopted by Vincent Price!

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pan6467

Sir Lance listens to Frank Sinatra and Jimmy Buffett's version of "Mack the Knife" and doesn't understand the lyrics.

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

uncle phil

pan still has a pet rock...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

Actually, yes he does. It was one of the many from uncle phils head........

Zeraph

Which ironically enough, paddyjoe was married to that pet rock, but then divorced because he was too lethargic for it.

Fremen

Once again Zeraph was arrested for posting his measurements on the Church bulletin board,
You know the priest likes to keep it under wraps, Zer.

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SirLance

Fremen is the official spokesman for the Committee to Elect Hilary to the Senate to Keep Her Out of the White House.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

uncle phil

SL can't swim...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Lady Sage

Phil saw jaws so many times he's afraid to even take a bath...

oracle2380

Oracle2380 lost his virginity at the tender age of 37 to a transvestite on a bridge in the redlight district of Rotterdam, Netherlands. No wait thats not right. oh yeah, Lady Sage has no sense of humour.

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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference." - Robert Frost

CaliLivChick

oracle2380 doesn't actually know and see all, despite what The Matrix has advertised. Damn virgin.

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Don't trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die. Oh wait, that's me... nevermind... you can trust me.

oracle2380

CaliLivChick is the chosen one, prophesied to forever pick her nose.

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"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference." - Robert Frost

pan6467

Oracle once was arrested for being naked in downtown Phoenix..... arrested not for public indecency but for creating a mass disturbance..... seems traffic jammed due to hysterically laughing drivers.

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

Lady Sage

Pan has a thing for Yoko Ono porn.....

pan6467

You swore you would never tell........ women.

Ok fine let my secret out will ya.......

Lady Sage likes to rub cat nip all over her body and and have the cats lick her and play with her as if she were a cat toy for hours on end.

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I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

uncle phil

yoko ono porn? eeeeeeeeeewwww!!!

in another life, pan was the opening act for zamfir...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

phil likes lollipops........



*snicker*

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SterlingStudios

Lady Sage

Of course, why else would I have nipple rings? Perfect cat toys hahahahaha!

Flyman still has a pin-up poster of Farrah Fawcet and he still has dreams about the naughty things he would like to do to her.

uncle phil

and LS can't say anything about her fetish for ringo's "heavy" sticks...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

okay.........i thought this was just a fun thread.


now we're getting a little too personal.

so fucking what if i have a Farrah Fawcett poster at the age of 37?

does that make me a bad person?????...........i don't fucking think so.

wierd maybe,.......sure i'd hafta agree but,..........bad?



anyways.........


'ol uncle mystro here,really goes of on "heavy" sticks........


that's just cuz he plants the ball 40 yards "past" where he wants to be.


take a lesser club buddy.............no shit.

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SterlingStudios

Charlatan

Flyman only pretends to hate squirrels to hide his perverted love...

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- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

said the guy who fondled the furry fiends, furiously on fridays.........



just sad the things people do to animals these days.

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SterlingStudios

Lady Sage

Sorry about the Farrah Fawcet poster man, but at least I didnt tell them about the german shepard and the jar of peanut butter! Er, well.... I guess I did now......... dang im sorry man...

uncle phil

LS leaves her diary unlocked...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Lady Sage

Oh Phil, even my check book is locked in a filing cabinet!
My life is locked up tigher than a government conspiracy!

Phil once thought he had a stalker... then realized he couldnt legally get a restraining order against a cat.

uncle phil

LS has never read the New York Times...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SirLance

Uncle Phil is actually Bob Woodward's cousin, Randolph. His role as "Shallow Throat" was cut from the book/movie deal after the producers got a look at him...

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

pig

SirLance took the role of "Shallow Throat" to whole new levels in some movies back in the 70's...

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You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

pan6467

Pigglet has had affairs with Eyeore and Tigger to hide his true lust for Rabbit.

__________________
I just love people who use the excuse "I use/do this because I LOVE the feeling/joy/happiness it brings me" and expect you to be ok with that as you watch them destroy their life blindly following. My response is, "I like to put forks in an eletrical socket, just LOVE that feeling, can't ever get enough of it, so will you let me put this copper fork in that electric socket?"

Lady Sage

Pan has a thing for blondes, in fact he piked one up yesterday cute lil thing, 4 paws and how he loves to give her kisses..... I feel so neglected. *sob*

uncle phil

LS secretly PMs fremen to ask where she can score a set of sleeper jammies...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

uncle phil longs for the day that he can score in his sleeper jammies.....