08-09-2004, 11:40 AM | #4845 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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ShaniFaye still keeps her cash in a cigar box...under the bed...inside a small trunk...with a rattlesnake inside the trunk...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
08-10-2004, 12:13 PM | #4848 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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couldn't, because uno was already in there..."charming" his snake...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
08-11-2004, 05:17 PM | #4852 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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fly only eats those little bent and twisted pretzels with wobbly pops...same as me...
(oops...whammied myself...)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
08-11-2004, 05:21 PM | #4854 (permalink) | |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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yes you did...... uncle phil is really dr. phil.....but he needed an internet name so that people wouldn't know he was givin' advice on the sleeper jammies. |
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08-12-2004, 11:55 AM | #4858 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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/me sneaks through, then closes it before uno can escape his favorite asylum...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
08-12-2004, 02:04 PM | #4861 (permalink) |
Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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unoaman really means Uncle Phil should hang on to the key for dear life because the snake in that trunk is hiding compromising pictures of him and unoaman
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!! Last edited by ShaniFaye; 08-12-2004 at 02:17 PM.. |
08-12-2004, 04:25 PM | #4863 (permalink) |
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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strange but true. Giant Hamburger is a vegetarian.
if you look closely, you'll notice a distinct orangishness about his meatiness. yeah. too far many carrots' lives have been lost due GH's never ending quest for carotene.
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08-12-2004, 07:04 PM | #4868 (permalink) |
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Location: Scenic Drive
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hahaha...gotta admit FM...you're hard to beat, but something tells me that I'm just the boy to try it...
I didn't realize you knew I worked at the local "stop'n'wash. And as part of my job, I have to wash whatever comes in , regardless of how disgusting. But do you know how long it takes to do a load, even of YOUR stuff? And have you ever figured out how long your "woman" is at the laundry? Put a pencil to it, and then see who's grinning! |
08-12-2004, 08:12 PM | #4869 (permalink) | |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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good one.......... uno used to be the lead singer for supertramp...... his fav song to sing was "Dreamer" and pencils are for people who aren't sure...........i use a pen!!!! |
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08-13-2004, 03:19 AM | #4870 (permalink) | |
Loser
Location: Scenic Drive
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Thanks Fly, comming from you , thats a hell of a compliment. Gonna drop the wife / girlfriend / woman part now, knowing us It could get out of hand, and this is too much fun to ruin. Didn't know you were a Supertramp fan, glad you like our music. In case you're ever lookin for a job, my head carpenter Martin Hodgson joined the Foreigh Legion, and we will be hiring a new one. Only thing is that when you are marking boards to cut, we insist that you use a pencil, not a pen... |
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08-13-2004, 12:03 PM | #4871 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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uno hums all the tunes he finds in the "flyman" thread...usually when he can't find any cartoons to read in the john...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
08-13-2004, 04:16 PM | #4872 (permalink) |
Loser
Location: Scenic Drive
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Nobody loves a "hummer" more than Uno, and on the rare occassion that he can't find any cartoons, he intently gazes at the 8 X10 glossy of Uncle Phil on the opposite wall...only for inspiration for the job at hand you understand.
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08-14-2004, 02:16 PM | #4873 (permalink) |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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........you meant to say......"for the job at hands" right.....?
cuz i'm damn sure it was you that told me.....if you sit on your left hand for a while,....it will go numb. then.......when you whack your johnson...it's like someone else doin' it for ya. (oh yeah.........whilst lookin' at 8X10 glossies of phil.......) ..........*that'd be a double i'd say*.......... |
08-14-2004, 03:31 PM | #4874 (permalink) |
Loser
Location: Scenic Drive
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It's a double for sure...keep that up, and you might get to third base someday...
Flyman...it doesn't go entirely numb, but close enough that with a little imagination it makes it feel so good... just like when you are doing it for me. By the way, that isn't an 8 X 10 glossy...it's a one way mirror, cause U.P. likes to watch you in action too... *****sports fans, there are two doubles in a row!***** |
08-16-2004, 04:04 PM | #4875 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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uno really wants to get into my brain...to see where i come up with the marketing genius for sleeper jammies...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
08-18-2004, 04:15 PM | #4878 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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uno thinks i make them for G. I. Joe dolls...(hehe, boy is he wrong...)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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