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Hard Cider comming right up!
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So, I believe that downward spiral is IT??? right??? OK Its morning where I am at right now...so I guess I'll need some Orange juice to drink.... MR. NiceGuy.... I'd like a screwdriver Please! Can I run a tab here???
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Awwww....that's so nice of you to make up a poem for little ol' me GS! Hey....newcomers! How nice! Make yourselves at home and oh yes, watch out for Downward Spiral (whom I don't think is going to come out to play honestly!). Hey Midlandmadman no tabs necessary - it's all on the house! |
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Sweet!!!!!!!! make mine a double then!!!!!!!! |
NiceGuy mixes a double screwdriver for Midlandmadman....
....one shot two shots three shots four..... Here you go! :lol: |
holy christ... this page hasn't moved since yesterday.
I guess I'm going to have to heat things up by doing a strip tease. Miestro... some music please. |
Don't worry, i'm sure downwardspiral will tag someone soon . . . RIGHT?
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No, no. GS... Leave 'em on, leave 'em on.
You start that stuff and the ladies just get so demanding. I'd rather be a little more subtle. You know, like strip poker or strip Twister. :crazy: |
holding skivvies in hand.
huh, I can't hear you!!!! does anyone have some oil? |
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:D I come prepared! Oh and please.....GS.....continue with your dance! |
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ive seen enough ass shaking from you in the last week or two to last a life time!!!lol NO MORE ASS SHAKING FOR YOU! |
ladies and gentlemen of the nude tag game, I present to you SLIMM: nieghbor, bar fly, music lover and friend of I GSRIDER. let it be known now that if he offends anyone of you you have my direct permission to slap his ass silly.
Thanks for the oil minx... ohhh it's even warm. I'm gonna need some help spreading it over my back.... any volenteers? |
Damn, I knew that you would set off Minx.
Now I guess that I have to join in. Here, someone hold my boxers. OK GS, pass the oil. :D |
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am i the only one who finds this arousing!? i will say im sorry in advance,i have been known to offend every now and then! but i blame gsrider,he is the one who has corrupted me! |
NiceGuy prepairs for a rush of drink orders. He then clears off the bar.
Right up here! DJ start the music! |
It seems because of the actions of GS, us men in the tag game are going to have to put on a production of, "The full monty."
Minx, Angel, Averett and all the ladies of the TFP should all gather round the stage and...hey where did that stage come from anyway? Oh well. Niceguy, get out from begind the bar we need as many men as possible to keep the ladies from rioting. |
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Now now, this is just to show the lovelys of the TFp that WE MEN are secure. And if parading some greek god like bodies around this thread makes the wimminz happy.... well then I'm happy.
Sure, I'm naked right now. Sure, I'm slick as slick something saying Sure i have a bowl of grapes ready to drop into the mouth of minx or any of female persuasion. Is this what i want on my resume... maybe not. But would i reget missing the chance to dance and feed grapes to some betties. Damn right i would. so here's to nude tag and oil rub. turn up the music and one KICK TURN two KICK TURN thrust thrust turn KICK come on everybody. |
"From the darkness of my bottomless pit I tag Mr. Spacemonkey and run away back into the darkness."
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Oh yeah, no complaining about the length of time it took me to tag someone. I just had to stop the stripteases.
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The Spacemonkey scratches his head not realising what just happened . . . "Oh i've been taged."
Mr. Spacemonkey sees a man stripping and tags him. "You're it GStrider." |
Wow! I think Spacemonkey just set a record for the fastest tag! Wadda ya think Minx? I'd say a drink on the house is in order at the least. Well Niceguy...think up a good trophy drink and serve it up compliments of me!
Cheers! *Angel slips into the hot tub for a little relaxation* |
the POWER is MINE again.
/me breaks from the chorus line. Lets out a primal scream!!!!!! Some people here a bit to comfortable... all this lounging around. this is a game of hunter and the hunted.... Runs for the hot tub. Leaps from about five feet away, cutting through the air like a cannon ball my oiled up body hits the water without even a splash. /me reaches out for the first bit of flesh I can find. I grab hold and bring it in close. /me emerges from beneath the water with angel's leg in my hand. TAG.... |
Oh my, glad I shaved my legs before slipping into the hot tub!
*climbs out of tub all slippery and dripping wet* Hey! Where is everybody? They must be lurking around here somewhere! Ah, that's it! Lurk.....it must be a sign! *hears twilight zone music* I go running through the woods and come out into a comfortable yard where lazily swaying in a hammock is a cute little thing. I sneak up beside her and tap her on her shoulder... TAG Lurkette...YOU ARE IT!!!!! |
ANGEL!!!!! You're back. Good to see you again.
Wanta slip into the hot tub again? All this naked dancing has tired me out. :D |
And it is good to be back! :D
You betcha, I'll slip into the hot tub again. Will you pull the splinters I got in my tender feet from running through the woods in search of Lurkette? ;) |
Of course, Angel dear. Can't have you hobbled by those nasty splinters.
As you can see, things have continued on. But you were missed. Now, where is Minx. We can all rub each other's backs while we lounge in the hot tub. |
Aw, and I was so comfy in that hammock, too. *pout*
Well, I guess I have to get up some time. /me lurks through the woods till I sneak up on... Bill O'Rights! and give him a goose on the tush and run away giggling. You're it!!!! |
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"Miami Vice 1 1/2 oz. White Tequila 1/2 oz. Blue Curacao 1/4 oz. Maraschino Liqueur 1/2 oz. Fresh Lime Juice Schwepps Bitter Lemon Maraschino Cherry Mint Leaves Mix all ingredients except bitter lemon, cherry, and mint with cracked ice in a shaker or blender and pour into chilled cooler glass with several ice cubes. Top with Schweppes bitter lemon. Garnish with cherry and mint leaves." Enjoy! |
NiceGuy mixes a round of frozen margaritas and takes them with him to the hot tub.
Time to sit back and relax! |
i vote to have someone help me throw niceguy into the pool!
mind you, after someone gets the margaritas out of his hands. |
I agree Niceguy does need to be thrown into the pool.
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i like you already..... on the count of three!
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*Grabs drinks from Niceguy and grabs onto an arm.
Ready One...Two... |
THREE! and i push BOTH OF YOU in! (insert evil laughter here!!!)
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NiceGuy sets down his margarita at the edge of the hot tub after taking another sip. He closes his eyes and relaxes...
Just then he's grabbed by a couple of hands, swiftly pulled out of the hot tub, dragged a few feet, and while being thrown into the pool grabs his attackers and pulls them in with him! "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH" *SPLASH!**All three go in!* "COLD! COLD! COLD!" *shiver* *shiver* *shiver* Why are there blocks of ice floating in the pool? |
damn you, youre not so nice anymore mr. niceguy.
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What? It was just self defense!
NiceGuy helps the others out of the pool and into the hot tub, hands them margaritas, and then gets in himself. |
This hot tub is getting crowded. Now, no fighting in here. :lol:
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since Mr.Niceguy is in the pool ... can I help myself to a beer from the fridge behind the bar???? cool , thanks......
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Bring me one too please Midlandmadman....it appears I've missed a lot over the weekend!
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Here ya go Minx............ I just grabbed the first ones I came to. WTF????? Lone STAR LIGHT?????? oh well, beggars can't be choosers.
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tsk tsk.....American beer - and LIGHT beer to add insult to injury. And to think I used to really look up to you Midlandmadman.....*sigh*
Oh well...I'll forgive you as you were kind enough to get me one but next time let me do the picking! :D |
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Woah, you're all naked! Nice!
*strips down and joins in* |
Ohhhhhh, a new slick body to rub up against!!!!
Welcome, Averett. See there is nothing up my sleeve. :crazy: :lol: |
FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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are we even playing still?
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CHEAP BEER!?! NOT IN MY FRIDGE! Whoever put the cheap stuff in there had better get it out...I only stock the good stuff here! Crisp german imports, and american microbrews....
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Wait Niceguy, are you saying that you don't have Guinness?
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Woooo for skinny dipping!
(as my little naked sticker of Calvin says :Life is short. Play Naked.) Delicious! incoming! |
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I am sorry I picked bad :( ..... but there is a person out there who is it... that might tag me if I am not looking.... there is a hot tub full of hot naked people that I have been spying on ;) ........ I was nervous to be in Mr.Niceguys fridge as it was........ I wasn't even expecting crappy beer in there :confused: ......... So, I really don't think you can blame me for comming up with that nasty can of beer.... Although, It was cold and free. I'll do better next time. |
Know what I say. Screw the game. Lets all go to my outrageously expesnsive condo in the hamptons and have a after party. I got whip its and cheap wine.
who's with me. |
whip its for me please! do you have any glue to go with that?
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Oh come on GS leave your cheap wine at home and just have fun in the tub! :D
Midlandmadman....I was going to take over the tag game and tag your nice little butt and make you it......but on second thought I think we should just cozy up together and have a little talk about good brews vs bad brews! I think I will take over and tag someone who ventured into the game unawares though and then we can talk........hmmmm....where is a new "innocent" participant.... *Minx innocently wanders by the tub and kisses NiceGuy on the cheek....You, my fine bartender friend, are now it......off you go and do me proud! Ahhhh, back to Beer 101....where were we? |
The only reason I'm stayin is cause I gotta make sure Midlandmadman doesn't try anything "funny". I got my eye on you. me you me you me you... thats right... I'm watchin.
*damnjoinminxscultandshetalkstomidlandmadmanandnotmeallthe guyswannarubherbackigivegreatbackrubsdoesshecarenodoesshewannatalktomeno* |
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I wuv you GS! My sleek little skinny dipping doing the full Monty hotty in the tub guy! :D |
I just get all funny inside and I wanna scream :crazy:. but thanks for the :icare: it makes everything all better. :D
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Well, since Niceguy is it I'm not going to ask for another drink. So...
*waits until Niceguy looks the other wat and sneak into the bar, grab a beer, and get out. Then sit by the pool enjoying my beer. |
The kiss of death, I mean the kiss of "IT," has been brought upon me!
hmm...since a kiss is the new method of "IT" status transfer, I had better choose a female participant to tag...I've been waiting for this opportunity to appear... NiceGuy casually mixes a few strawberry margaritas. He takes one for himself...and takes the other one over to minyn...while handing minyn the drink, he kisses her. :icare::love: You're "IT" minyn! |
minyn kindly takes Niceguy's margarita before shoving him into the jacuzzi and skuttles off towards the non-bartender behind the bar.... Taps shoulder and SMACK! Youre "it" mirevolver!
And ill happily return your drink Niceguy, cuz im so nice =P |
OK, so the games back on.
Hey NiceGuy, how about a Harvey Wallbanger. It's been one of those days. Is the BBQ still going?? I could sure use a nice, rare ribeye. |
I've been rejected! Wait...the drink didn't go in...and it's been handed back...interesting way of flirting...
NiceGuy finishes his drink, waits for minyn to finish hers, and when she's not looking, runs over, picks her up, and with her in his arms runs off the diving board into the pool! |
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romantic in that goofy sort of way! i like it!
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So it seems that tags are being done by kisses now.
Well I know one lovely lady who's just been enjoying the fun and needs to be tagged. *Sneaks up behind Averett, takes her hand, spins her around and plants a kiss. You're it. |
Awww so sweet!
Hmm.. so do I tag someone right away, or make people nervous... Decisions decisions. |
Oh great!! Now Averett is indecisive.
Hmmm, where shall I hide?? Ah, there a good looking spot. *G_Whiz hides behind the stack of empties behind the bar* |
*knocks over the empties and smacks G-Whiz on his butt*
You're it ;) |
71classic wonders how many empties were there to hide behind? Sounds like we weren't through drinking or one wanted to get caught. Being new to the game I think i'll look for somewhere safer to hide like in the bushes with Minx or possibly the hot tub with Angel will lead to something. :D
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Damn, that hiding place didn't work.
Now, who should I honor with the Tag that will make them the famous IT??? *G_Whiz stalks quietly around the pool* It really is getting a little cool out here. I guess being naked has something to do with it. *G_Whiz slips up behind Minx and Tags her where it counts with that which counts* TAG, Minxie. You be IT. (And don't try to claim that YOU can't be tagged) :lol: Now, Averett. Would you like to adjourn to the hot tub? I think that NiceGuy will deliver the beverage of your choice. :D |
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good -vs- bad beer.............. hmmmmmmmmm thats a toughy. If I am drinking one, its good! If its free its better!!!! Its only bad if its warm and skunky. thats all i know about beer! now its off to the self serve for more...... yummy!!!! |
ohhhh, my oh my, 71classic...what is that touching my thigh?
You sure know how to jump in the game! ;) Oh Minx.....who ya gonna get??? |
Let's just say it isn't one of the empties I considered hiding behind before. Say Angel, whats movin in the bushes? Is it Minx? should we ask if she want's to play? On second thought isn't she "it", if she is we had better find someone else to invite.
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Gosh...I feel so special being "it". I think I'll just relax and enjoy it for a minute!
Ahhhhhhhhhh! Okay...down to business! Hmmmm looks like 71classic and Angel are ummmm occupied, as is NiceGuy and minyn, G_Whiz seems to have cozied up to Averett......looks like things are getting interesting! :lol: Minx wanders over to the self-serve, pokes around until she finds a nice bottle of cold pinot auxerrois and pours herself a glass. Quietly sneaking over to Midlandmadman she plants a kiss on his cheek. You are now it! Have fun! :) Oh, and Angel - it's great to have you back girl! |
Yikes......... I tag Giant Hamburger where ever his tasty ass is.............. I need a beer!!!!!
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Hail Citizens!
Change is in the air. Can you feel it? I’d like to thank Midlandmadman for bestowing upon me the great honor of being IT. By choosing a Giant Hamburger to the elected office, you send a power message to users everywhere. There are no forums we cannot unlock. We will place no preconceived limits on achievement. If we can do this one tiny thing, we can do anything. Only a chosen few will be given the wondrous and often macabre gift of It. If it is guarded and preserved jealously, it will impoverish, sadden and ultimately consume us from within. If it is spent on those we joyously encounter in our daily experiences, it will enrich and beautify. This critical life-choice must be made by each individual user and the result will define you for all eternity. I am already consumed from within by too many other things therefore I will reach out and tag… Bernadette. I am certain she will make us tingle inside. -GH |
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Mr.Hamburger, sir, your words fill my soul with wisdom. We are honored to have your infamous presence here, if only for such a short period of time. Now....everyone..... RUN!!!!! Bernadette is it and damn, she's good at this! :) |
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Since you were too busy to make it an honest threesome, I offered to initiate Averett into the joys of our little party. Why don't you come join us. You know that I am at my best when you join in. :crazy: :icare: |
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Now, it appears bernadette is a bit slow this time and we must wait this out. I'll just wander over and grab the tequila and a couple of shot glasses for the hot tub. Oh, and G_Whiz, we'd love to have you join in! But ya need to grab another shot glass first. ;) |
awww... Hail dear Giant Hamburger!
it is such a great honor to be tagged "IT" by such an upstanding fine tfp citizen as the great GT. i must be honest, i've not read this thread & i keep telling myself that i will... one day. it's a bit overwhelming in its length, which must be an indication that it is an extremely powerful & fantastic thread. so, right after i get back from the veterinarian clinic i will get back in here & see what all the hubbub is about. <small>(my dog just needs annual boosters so i can renew his dog license. no illness! yay)</small> this prolly won't make you "tingle inside" <small>(sorry about that)</small>, but maybe it'll make you go "awww" ? i rec'd this in an email this morning. <img src="http://www.hasfurrychildren.com/tfp/Winnie%20The%20Pooh_1.jpg"> anyway, as arnie's re-election campaign will be (*if* he is elected gov of ca), I'LL BE BACK!! til then, i tag BUNDY!!!!! i love you guys! :icare: thanks for welcoming me into your fold :) mugs & dishes |
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Awwwwww! Kisses right back and I've missed you.
Now, slide right up here beside me. There now, you and 71 can keep me company while we wait and see who gets tagged next. *Cheers* |
Gwiz seems to busted my hot tub party. MAbey I should go introduce mycelf to someone else. *71 classic walks away to find everet after telling Angel "be good I'll be right back".*
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Now, Angel... Where were we??? Let's see... I think my hand was there and your's was here. Ahhhhh, you are soooooooo gooooooddd!!!. ;) :thumbsup: |
being shy is no fun! gotat be open agnd crazy! alchol is shupposed to do taht!
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NiceGuy takes a quick break to mix some strawberry margaritas, and then gets back to what he was previously doing with minyn... bringing whipped cream and sprinkles with him... ;):D |
Whos shy? I just wanted to balance the gender numbers (ok , extreemly sway them) in my favor. No offense :) G_Whiz. By the way, watch out for that Angel. She's a wild woman with a halo as a disguise. :D
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Okay Minx......it is time for you to take charge! Bundy is taking way too long to jump in and tag someone. Since this is your baby, I select you to tag a new IT! We'll be waiting! :) |
Bundy may be taking long, but at least it has given me the perfect opportunity to spend the weekend napping by the pool.
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*begins singing "let me entertain you" and kicking leg up in the air with a light shimmy* Oh my, the tequila must be kicking in, I'm a bit tipseeeeeeee! Who's idea was it to leave the bar unattended anyway? Niceguy, you're gonna go bust (no pun intended) spending all that time with minyn. :) |
Ahhh, the glorious Angel in her tipsy state.
Now, if we can get Minx in here, we can have a little menage a tois. Or we could join up with NiceGuy and minyn for a fivesome. :crazy: Just watch out for bundy. Nothing attracts the IT like a good group grope. :lol: |
NiceGuy realizes something, goes to the bar, grabs some hard liquor, drinks way more than he should, grabs another few bottles, and climbes into a hiding spot under the bar where he drinks his problems away before passing out.
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