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G_Whiz 08-17-2003 10:38 AM

Damn, she left for a better party.

There's more than naked chicks in the pool, bondagegirl. But no one is tied up yet. I've been practicing my knots. Wanna try it???

bondagegirl 08-17-2003 06:00 PM

I dunno if bondage would go very well with the whole pool thing, kind of asking for it ya know... But of course I'll let you show me what you've learned! I'll be your bondage dummy! Anything in the name of education! ;):p

MacGnG 08-17-2003 08:48 PM

we got a party goin here!

Fifteen Short 08-17-2003 09:04 PM

http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/70761/6.jpg

Yea, Im cool.

MacGnG 08-18-2003 04:11 PM

? tag?

mirevolver 08-19-2003 07:30 PM

Hmmm, I get back to Phoenix and ready to playt tag only to discover the game hasn't moved.

ForgottenKnight 08-19-2003 10:20 PM

We're at a stand still...anyone else want to take over and start the game up again?

MacGnG 08-19-2003 10:34 PM

/ME TAKES CONTROL!!!

next person to post is it.... go!
the game is back on!

G_Whiz 08-20-2003 01:15 PM

OK, I'll take it.

*G_Whiz tags bondagegirl with a riding crop*

Tag, girl. You be it.

bondagegirl 08-20-2003 07:59 PM

http://www.darkfiregallery.com/Merch...s/3_17_054.jpg


Hehe a riding crop! This one is my favorite type! I want this so bad! ok so anyways, hmm I'm IT! Woo Hoo! the game is moving again! Let's see who shall I tag?


OK So I'm thinking I'm going to have to tag GSRIDER! I've started to really like a lot of his posts. SO GSRIDER YOU'RE IT!!!!

Minx 08-21-2003 06:02 AM

*Minx slowly stumbles back into the fray, rubbing her eyes.
Sorry kids...I've been a little (lot) under the weather lately so sorta went awol. But look out.....I'mmmmm baaaccccckkkkkk!!! :)
Hot tub still bubbling away I hope...I'll just relax in there until GSRIDER turns up!
Ahhhhh, it's good to be home! :D

G_Whiz 08-21-2003 06:58 AM

Glad to have you back Minxie.

Come on over to the Hot Tub and relax. I'll be glad to rub those shoulders for you. :D

bondagegirl, Nice crop. I had a feeling that you might enjoy that Tag.

GSRIDER 08-21-2003 07:10 AM

Oh the pressures of being "It"... I'll definity have to buy some new clothes.

First I'd like to thank all the "its" who came before me.
I'd like to thank road runner and my place of employment for the high speed connections.
I'd like to thank bondagegirl for the "tagging"... really I mean.... without... I need a tissue.

<i> I wait, patiently, sitting at the bottom of the hottub. G_Whiz has nice knees, but thats besides the point. Whats this? A set of toes have just broke the surface. I watch as the body settles into the warm waters... get comfortable... thats the way. Go ahead and relax.</i>

From the depths I strike.... Tag Minx... you're it!!!!

Minx 08-21-2003 07:54 AM

Rats!! I was just getting all comfy and looking forward to my shoulder rub! :hmm:
Well, I guess it's only fair that I be the infamous "it" for a while....not long though as I really am looking forward to a nice hot tub!
Let's see.......where is an innocent bystander I can pass along the coveted title to? hmmmmmmmmmm
Minx slips out of the tub (save my spot) slinks along behind the bushes and reaches out to gently tag....SiN!!!!
Ah ha girl.....you are it....now back to the tub for me!
:)

GSRIDER 08-21-2003 08:08 AM

Sorry I had to make ya work there Minx. Now sit back and ignore the scuba gear whilst I give your shoulders the once over.

Minx 08-21-2003 08:32 AM

Ahhhhh thanks GS....I needed that! Nice hands, by the way!

G_Whiz 08-21-2003 08:39 AM

Hey GS, I offered to rub Minx' shoulders first. Move over and let me take over.

See Minx, you have us fighting over you. BTW, warn me if you see SiN coming.

GSRIDER 08-21-2003 10:34 AM

Now now... this is a friendly place... maybe a little team work. You do shoulder pinches and deep tissue circ. I'll handle the forearms and hands.... it'll be like her own personal spa.

my goggles are fogging up though.

Minx 08-21-2003 10:58 AM

Ahhhhh now THIS is the life! Damn, if I keep getting this sort of attention I hope SiN takes eons to show! :)
Hey...GS....your very beautiful lady love isn't going to kick my ass I hope!

GSRIDER 08-21-2003 11:44 AM

ye innocent massage, the greeting of the ancients.

G_Whiz 08-21-2003 01:51 PM

GS, sharing is fine with me. Minx may be small in stature, but there's enough heart to share.

Hold still, Minx. No wiggling. Until later!!!

MacGnG 08-21-2003 08:26 PM

woo hoo game is back on!

ForgottenKnight 08-21-2003 11:06 PM

Welcome back Minx!

The game is back...that's good....

NiceGuy hides under the bar.

Btw, I probably won't be online for a while. I'm moving to a new place, and won't have the cable tv or internet set up for a while with how busy comcast is in that area right now. Friday is my last day with internet, and I'll probalby be packing my cpu and other items rather than chatting online. Therefore, I send all of you a temporary GOOD BYE!

GSRIDER 08-22-2003 07:48 AM

Be very very quiet....... SiN is in the vicinity

Minx 08-22-2003 07:53 AM

Shhhhh.....*slips down as low into the hot tub as she can go to avoid being seen....
Hey NiceGuy, hope your move goes smoothly. You're back on as bartender as soon as your online again! :D

G_Whiz 08-22-2003 07:57 AM

Hey NiceGuy, we'll keep your spot warm. Come back soon.

Minx, don't slip too low. I'm still trying to massage those shoulders. That was a shoulder I grabbed, wasn't it???

SiN 08-22-2003 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GSRIDER
Be very very quiet....... SiN is in the vicinity
hihii...

....be vewwy vewwy quiet, we hunting wabbits...


er...and dang it, i thought nobody would recognise me in this bunny costume.. :crazy: :p


/me hops out of the bushes...looks around...good, noone's watching...

i discreetly take off my bunny costume and hide it in the bushes for later use...and what was i wearing under the bunny costume?...swimsuit, of course! ...
it was hot in that damn furry thing... /me needs a drink.

i wander over to the bar...shit, no bartender!...i look around, desperately seeking...refreshment...and a target for my tag, of course. ;)

w00t, i see the perfect man for the job..over there, looking sharp, cool...intimidating. ph33r.
no matter tho, i'm on a mission...so i nonchalantly walk over to World's King, and say 'You are It. *smile* oh, and we need a bartender for a bit, would you mind? pweese?" :icare:

mirevolver 08-22-2003 08:26 AM

oh no, SiN's around.

*dives into a bush. What's this bunny costume doing here?

GSRIDER 08-22-2003 11:31 AM

Takes off scuba gear, assured that my riegn as IT is over.

MacGnG 08-22-2003 12:46 PM

/me puts on the bunny hop song... runs

GSRIDER 08-22-2003 01:09 PM

*hears*
Right, right
Left, left
Up
Back
Hop, hop, hop

Minx 08-22-2003 01:38 PM

Here comes Peter Cottontail
hopping down the bunny trail
Hippity hoppity Easter's on it's waaaaay....

Sorry!!! Couldn't help myself!

G_Whiz 08-22-2003 02:22 PM

Bunnies??? Bunnies?? When did this turn into a Playboy party??

Damn, I keep missing stuff.

Still, if that's the case... Minx, can I play with your cottontail??

World's King 08-22-2003 05:04 PM

I don't wanna be it.


I can't run around while holding a beer and smoking.

Fly 08-22-2003 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by World's King
I can't run around while holding a beer and smoking.
if i can do it,you can do it.

there's no such thing as can't....

especially while you're drinking and smoking.:D

MacGnG 08-22-2003 11:28 PM

haha the bunny hop is so nice when the ladies dance to it

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
there's no such thing as can't....
especially while you're drinking and smoking.:D

so true!

GSRIDER 08-23-2003 04:47 AM

Oh man... i spilled my drink... thanks WK...

whos gonna clean this up... a suede shirt is not an easy thing to come by ya know.

Watches as the bunny hop line scatters as it is now know that GS has officially been it'd again.......

Plummie 08-24-2003 09:25 PM

Hey what the heck is going on here?

Break it up people! :p

Who's IT these days??

GSRIDER 08-25-2003 06:54 AM

That'd be me plummie. so let us commence with a little game.

Red duck

blue duck

Green Duck

Purple duck


Grey.... duck Giant Hamburger is .......

Giant Hamburger 08-25-2003 12:51 PM

Near the thread's southern edge, I eye the frolicking users from the tall grass for half an hour, weighing my chances to take one down alone. I use my burger-like stealth, bun low, to slink closer, focusing on the one it will be. I ignore the clink of glasses and the staccato rhythm of laughter that drift over the sound of splashing water. Suddenly, I burst into a run as the startled TFPers scatter in panic. I sense the fear in my prey, as he begins an awkward sprint he realizes his terrible mistake, I am too close. The first swipe of my claws tears into his flank dragging him down to the ground. His limbs flail in one final mad attempt to fend of the inevitable killing bite. Troublebot’s last words are, “I fear that I am it.”
-GH

GSRIDER 08-26-2003 07:21 AM

Troublebot is down!!!!!! Medic Medic!!!!!!

hang in there ol buddy... help is on the way.

Plummie 08-26-2003 09:05 AM

Hamburgers don't have claws!!! :p

You're a mean burger! :eek:

mirevolver 08-26-2003 03:04 PM

*Dives into the pool.

If anyone want's to tag me, they're going to have to get wet.

Minx 08-26-2003 09:17 PM

Wow...mayhem & destruction. Poor Troublebot...almost fast enough but not quite.
When's NiceGuy getting back? I miss our bartender!

mirevolver 08-26-2003 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx

When's NiceGuy getting back? I miss our bartender!

NiceGuy's in his new place, but it will take at least another week for the cable company to hook up his internet connection.

Troublebot 08-27-2003 05:42 AM

Jeez, go out of town for a couple days and you get tagged. What's the TFP coming to anyway?

Thank god I'm a zombie and could withstand an attack as fierce as GH's.

And, while all y'all are gathered around, checking out the carnage, I reach out.

Tag! You're it Minx. Hee, hee. :)

GSRIDER 08-27-2003 06:25 AM

Minx is definitly IT...

Sits back in hot tub and enjoys a nice refreshing drink and the summer night sky....

G_Whiz 08-27-2003 10:28 AM

If Minx is IT, I'd better go back to hiding in the shrubbery.

Now, where's Angel or Plummie? It so nice to have someone to cuddle with while you hide.

MacGnG 08-27-2003 12:41 PM

/me jumps in hot tub to hide

G_Whiz 08-27-2003 01:04 PM

Be careful Mac, Minx likes to hang out in the hot tub. :D

hobo 08-27-2003 07:04 PM

you are it

MacGnG 08-27-2003 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
Be careful Mac, Minx likes to hang out in the hot tub. :D
She can touch me wherever she wants in the hot tub!!!!

Minx 08-28-2003 12:13 PM

:D Ahh Mac I think you know you're safe here with me...muah ha ha.
I think I'll just have to hunt down someone who hasn't come to play with us for a while.....ah ha....there he is, innocently lounging by the pool.
Minx slips out, saunters over and tags...Uncle Phil! Giggling and skipping away she slips back into the hot tub.
Ahhhh! Much better....

uncle phil 08-28-2003 12:35 PM

damn...i was incognito for so long...almost got away with it...where's plummie? there she is...HEY, PLUMMIE...TAG, YOU'RE IT!!!

G_Whiz 08-28-2003 01:43 PM

Yeow!!!! Now Plummie is IT. I think it's time to join Minx in the hot tub.

Slide over, darlin'. I'm coming in. :D

Plummie 08-28-2003 06:40 PM

I'm tagging anti fishstick because she rocks and she needs to get in this game! :D

anti fishstick, sweetie, you're IT!!!

*scampers off into the shrubs* mwahahah

anti fishstick 08-28-2003 09:44 PM

d00d i didnt even know this thread existed and i'm IT :o

alright, we need a cool newbie in on the action

*runs to get ho-train*

bwahahahhaa run run as fast as you can ya can't catch me i'm the..anti fishstick girl :PpP

Ho-train 08-28-2003 09:54 PM

Oh NO...

....she got me....

but now its time for me to spread the demon seed to someone else, and the someone is...

ANTAGONY! Bahahaha!

~ Runs back to his little hidey-hole, this is where i go to cry :*( ~

Ho-train 08-28-2003 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by anti fishstick
alright, we need a cool newbie in on the action

*runs to get ho-train*


Aww she thinks im a 'cool :cool: newbie :confused: '

Thanks anti :icare:

G_Whiz 08-29-2003 08:01 AM

OK, newbies. Time to join the fun.

We got BBQ, the regular bartender is away (but we have a sub somewhere around here), there's a DJ, a pool, a hot tub and slip and slide. Join in or hide out in the shrubbery if you care to.

Now, where's that barkeep? I need a marguerita to kick off this holiday weekend.

Antagony 08-29-2003 08:11 AM

Gah! Ho-train caught me unawares!

In the future he will pay dearly, but for now I will take out my frustrations on ....

bermuDa!

GSRIDER 08-29-2003 08:36 AM

/me Standing at the grill, checkin the ribs and tenderloin.

laughing at the shining n00b faces.... ah innocence... just where does it go.

Hmmm, where minx go... ?

Minx 08-29-2003 09:37 AM

I'm here! I'm just lounging in the hot tub waiting for G_Whiz to bring me a marg back too when he comes. :D

bermuDa 08-29-2003 10:16 AM

in all fairness, bondagegirl tagged me first, but I'm no fun and I refuse to keep the game going :p

tag someone else, suckah!

G_Whiz 08-29-2003 10:20 AM

So, bermuDa doesn't want to play. No pity sex for him!!!! :D

Here yah go, Minx. I never did find the bartender, so I made them myself. As a petite lady, you may want to be careful. I tend to be heavy-handed with the tequila.

*G_Whiz slides into the hot tub with Minx*

Antagony 08-29-2003 01:10 PM

That cheezy bastard . . .

In that case, I tag motdakasha!

mirevolver 08-29-2003 05:53 PM

Hmmm, need to keep an eye out for motdakasha now.
:hmm:

Oh, and I have an update on our bartender. If all goes well, he'll have his cable internet connected on September 5th. So the bar is pretty much self-serve until NiceGuy gets back.

GSRIDER 08-29-2003 06:08 PM

a tinge of jealosy rises.

/me watches as G_Whiz slides in next to minx.

i grab my scuba gear and head for the hot tub.

motdakasha 08-29-2003 07:07 PM

Oh man, I've been tagged. :P --> Antagony.

(watch out for mrquackers)

G_Whiz 08-29-2003 07:39 PM

Hey, GS... You gotta know that Minx won't let me keep her under lock and key. Slide up here.

There's more than one side to the lady that is Minx. And all those sides are pretty nice.

MacGnG 08-29-2003 08:38 PM

/me wraps a towel around my self and gets back to DJ'in....

Jungle & Drum and Bass

mrquackers 08-30-2003 05:48 AM

Lurkette and ratbastid stare off into the woods, wondering what the hell it was they'd just seen. Small, furry, with wonky ears, it is the rare North American Squabbit. It has their undivided attention and they focus their eyes and camera on it. My plan is executing brilliantly!

Slowly, I creep towards them, reaching out and gently goosing lurkette on the tush. As they turn around, the furry creature behind them shouts out "Rawp! You're it!"

I shrink back into the bushes as ratbastic sings another chorus of "Kill the Squabbit" and lurkette sets off to find the next victim.

lurkette 08-30-2003 10:44 AM

Ack! See why we should have killed the squabbit? Treacherous little critter.

Well I couldn't find a "bunny" who was active so "bundy" will have to do. You're it! Take that on behalf of your similarly-named furry little colleague!!! Ha!

bundy 08-30-2003 10:31 PM

WOW!
i so just got tagged (in a good way).

I am deeply offended by the comparisons drawn between me and those evil furry demons. although i did quite like the look of those squabbits.
j/k
i´m tagging Fremen, since he knows exactly what to do with squabbits and bunnies.

Fremen 08-30-2003 11:11 PM

Why, yes I do. *evil grin*

I need a tube of K/Y jelly, a see thru hampster tunnel tube, and Richards' phone #.

As for the cute widdle bunny wunnies..I will hold them and stroke them and cuddle them and squeeze them and...and....bunnies?......bunnies!?!

Um...uh......I need someone to take the bunnies now!!


I tag Spinach_Indeed. Maybe the Master of the Greens can save my bacon. :|

Minx 08-31-2003 09:09 AM

Busy place! I'll just settle down here between G_Whiz, thanks for the drink by the way, and GSRIDER and enjoy myself! :D

G_Whiz 09-01-2003 10:39 AM

YW for the drink Minx. I agree that things definitely seem to be picking up.

How long do you think it will be safe here in the hot tub???

(With you in here, is it ever safe?) :icare:

Minx 09-02-2003 08:49 AM

Of course it's safe! :D After all, I don't bite....I just nibble!

G_Whiz 09-02-2003 10:17 AM

Ok, a little nibbling can be fun. Just watch out for a dirty old man who likes to nibble on necks and earlobes.

Things seem to have quieted down. Has anyone seen Spinach_Indeed? I keep having this feeling that someone is creeping up behind me.

GSRIDER 09-02-2003 02:49 PM

Grabs the lotion.... minx it look like i missed a spot....right there.

mirevolver 09-02-2003 03:11 PM

*feels all alone by himself in the pool

G_Whiz 09-02-2003 03:56 PM

Hey, mirevolver. Come join us in the hot tub.

Although it might be nice if you invited another lady. Minx is pretty busy between GS and me. :D

Minx 09-02-2003 06:11 PM

Ah, no rest for the wicked! Hey...where did all those lovely ladies get off to anyways? And hmmmmm....Spinach_Indeed is still it....lurking perhaps looking for the ultimate suspect or unaware of the status bestowed...you be the judge! :D

Oh and hey....plenty o' room in the hot tub for everyone!

MacGnG 09-02-2003 07:15 PM

/me is taking music requests.

but first i must drink and be merry

motdakasha 09-02-2003 08:19 PM

I'm still here... kinda.. I'm no lady, though.

Minx 09-02-2003 09:12 PM

Mac! A DJ! It's about time ;)
Let's get a summer-time tune happening to get everyone in zee mood....how about "Wasted Away in Margaritaville"
(yes yes I know it "ages" me - bah!!!!)

Fremen 09-03-2003 05:42 AM

Hmm, Spinach_Indeed is aware of the tag.
Methinks he is off enjoying someone elses' hottub. ;)

G_Whiz 09-03-2003 07:04 AM

Hmmmm... Jimmy Buffet tunes. Sounds like time for a hamburger.

Is the grill still hot??? Where's the chef???

GSRIDER 09-03-2003 08:38 AM

oh damn, my coals.

Cleans the lotion off ands and exuses self from the lure of minx's shoulders, neck, arms, hands and collar bone area.

Whos got the coal chimney, I need to restoke this and get some grub back on.

G_Whiz 09-03-2003 09:52 AM

Well, since I have to wait for that Hamburger, I'll get back into the hot tub with Minx. I just can't leave her alone too long.

(Of course, being a dirty old man, I can't leave her alone at all. :D)

GSRIDER 09-03-2003 10:22 AM

hot hot hot.......

throws some seasoning on to the paddies. Add some soaked wood chips to the fire. A dash of sauce and onto the grill goes the meat.

Minx 09-03-2003 07:23 PM

You guys are the best! I think we are back to a BBQ party instead of the tag game! :D

G_Whiz 09-03-2003 09:00 PM

Well, if the IT would get here and keep the game moving it would help. (Pardon the grumpies, I've got to get a hamburger. Then I'll feel better).

Hey GS... Them burgers ready yet???

Minx 09-04-2003 12:48 PM

I just may have to take over the hosting duties and assign a new "it" if we wait toooooooo long! Ahhh, it's good to be the king (or in this case queen).

MacGnG 09-04-2003 05:25 PM

plays margaritaville

enjoys the tastes and sights of this "BBQ party" as minx put it :p

woo hoo

ForgottenKnight 09-05-2003 03:48 PM

NiceGuy hears margaritaville and wakes up. He crawls out from under the bar, behind the drinks, and under the pile of empty alcohol bottles emptied by him during his hiding period. He stretches, sees the party, and mixes himself a margarita. He then proceeds to search for his lost shaker of salt....

I'm Back!

GSRIDER 09-05-2003 04:10 PM

BURGERS are ready.

/me arranges a huge plate of grilled patties, sliced toms, pickles, lettuce, dippin sauces, onions.

clingity clingity clang... come and get it.

Damn i gotta wait 30 minutes before getting back into the water with minx.

I think i'll risk cramps for her.

G_Whiz 09-05-2003 08:15 PM

*G_Whiz spies NiceGuy at the bar*

Welcome back NiceGuy. How about a Mai Tai to celebrate my BDay??

Hey, GS. Thanks for the burgers. Just what I needed. BTW, does the wait only apply to swimming. I don't think it applies to tubbing.

OK, Minx (who is the queen of TAG) who's IT?? I'm just about charged up enough to avoid them.

ForgottenKnight 09-05-2003 10:43 PM

NiceGuy gives G_Whiz a Mai Tai and a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Drinks all around for G_Whiz's B-DAY!!!

Thanks for the burgers GS...that's just what I needed.

Minx 09-07-2003 08:50 AM

Mmmmmmm thanks for the burger GS - that hit the spot and hell no....there's no wait time for the hot tub! :p
Hey NiceGuy!! Good to have you back.....ahhhh good marg too, thanks.
And hmmmmmmmm I think Spinach Indeed was our last official "it".......that may have to change soon! :D


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