ok

lashings of apologies for being so tardy my beloved nonsense darlings.

(don´t yall just hate it when real life interrupts our play!)

:icare: thanks bernie!!

since i was so late to the party, i feel its only right if i shout you all some sweet champagne...
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and some strawberries and cream...
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ooh, glad i came...??

i am!!

i´m going to have to tag the divine miss bernie for inviting me to this swinging party!!!

Ohhhhhhhh! Yummy! Strawberries and Cream! MMMM! Thanks Bundy!
*Takes her share and looks around to see where 71classic is hiding*

Hmmm... Champaign, Strawberries, and Whipped cream. Deviant thoughts come to mind.

I think I'll stagger over to the bar and get more beer............ oh and some pretzels too.

Woo hoo I'm back! :)
What did I miss? What did I miss?
Ohhhhhhh champagne, strawberries and cream - I'm in heaven! Thanks Bundy!
*Minx cuddles up next to G_Whiz and Angel. What's happening kids?

mmmm.... its not everyday that my name shows up in the same sentence as the word "fivesome." delicious

nice stylish touch, bundy with the bubbly, berries & cream :)

i brought a silly puppy dressed as a bear, definitely not suited for this free spirited fun filled party. that puppy should've gone to the kiddies' birthday party. shame on me.

so, let's try this again! here's some more appropriate (albeit more humble) refreshments for when the champange runs out.

<img src="http://www.members.shaw.ca/shamrockcurling/winecheese.jpg">

<img src="http://www.gotfruit.com/prodimages/white_wine_collection.jpg">

<b>....and i re-tag the fabulous Giant_Hamburger!!!!!!</b>

can i get in on the next "good group grope" ?

Hey I'm back too. Quite a coinicidence that both I and Minx have been gone isn't it.


I'll just let all of your imaginations go to work on that one for awhile.

Me neither minyn! BTW...welcome to our party! ;)

Bernadette...welcome to you as well! Hmmmm if you'd like to get into the next good group grope then would that make it a funky "sixsome"? :lol:

GS honey......you were the greatest! :icare: Oppppps....there goes the speculation! :lol:

Unlike my soreness, the memories will never fade... nor 2 of the scars.

Sorry 'bout that luv - I just meant to nibble, not bite! :D

Now that we are a sixsome (or more), does this qualify as an orgy?? :o :eek:

Welcome bernadette and minyn. Always glad to welcome more players of the fairer gender. :icare:

So Minx, have you fixed that computer at home yet?? You definitely need to stay part of this party. :thumbsup:

My computer is getting repaired tomorrow! Oh happy days! :)
In the meantime....try to keep things moving along G_Whiz (I know I can count on you) and keep my spot saved....I shall return!
And hmmmmm.....an orgy......not a bad idea! Heck, we're almost there already I do believe!

both are welcome =)

Hmmmmmm strawberries whipped cream and an orgy, 71 classic comes crashing out of the bushes woo hoo!!!!! spread those wings Angel here I cum err oops come.

NiceGuy wakes up and crawls out from under the bar. He grabs a can of whipped cream, some strawberries, some sprinkles, and a couple of glasses of champange.:suave: He grabs minyn, takes a drink of the champange, and then decorates her with strawberries and whipped cream, and tops her off with the chocolate sprinkles...

Minyn...you taste heavenly.... ;) :love:

As I wait for the infamous GH to tag someone, I go get my camcorder. Yes, someone needs to film this "sixsome".


Oh, I know what your thinking......you think I am gonna use this tape to sell over the internet (TFP'ers Gone Wild) or I just might use it to masturbate furiously to. Well, you pervs, I'm not!!!

Its for a uhhhhhh oh yeah I got it, Its for a science project!!!! Yeah!!! thats it.

Ohhh, what a delicious game of tag!
I'm all sticky from the berries and cream.
I think I'll re-adjust my wings that 71 played with and take a dip into the pool.
Come join me one and all, after all, there IS more room in the pool for this sixome we speak of! ;)

im going to Angel, i dont know if Niceguy will be able to lick me clean.....

Not to be rude... but I was the midwest region` 95 tounge push up champion.... just a thought.

Don't worry minyn, NiceGuy will have plenty of help from the rest of us. What's the point to an orgy if we can't all enjoy the fruits of our labors?? :lol:

OK, Angel and Minx, you start at one end, GS and I will start at the other. We can lick to the middle. :D

Oh, BTW, is the TAG game still going on??? :crazy:

We were playing tag? :lol:

I know that we were at one time. I'm not so sure anymore. ;)

Oh wait, Minx is pool side. I think I'll lend my "expertise" to her. I love the she giggles when I hit her sweet spot.

Hail Citizens!

En route from Nebula M78, Giant Hamburger was escorting the captured monster Seabohzu to the Space Graveyard when he collided with an earth space ship piloted by Science Patrol officer Bernadette. Out of compassion, the interplanetary hamburger combined his cosmic energy with the fatally wounded Bernadette, so that the Science Patrol officer might live. As she was safely returned to Earth she whispered the words, “you are it.”

I now must return to my intergalactic responsibilities but before I do I shall select Snoogans as my successor. You, my friend, are now “It.” Please, use this power only for the cause of good.
-GH

Ahhhh. The GH appeared.

I guess we are still playing TAG. :D

*G_Whiz returns to his tongue work.* Ummmm, tasty.

...You highly underestimate me...

...I don't need the help, but I'm a nice guy, so I'll share... but only if minyn doesn't mind...

i cannot believe im getting passed around now =P

Don't worry Minyn....I know you are in good hands (ummm err tongue, that is) with NiceGuy but as a relative new-comer to our esteemed game we will make sure you are safe and sound! :)

GS honey are you going to come over here and make sure I don't get all lonesome by myself? :D

Oh...and who the heck did the Grand Burger tag as it again? :lol:

Relax and enjoy it minyn. This is the safest group grope you'll ever find. :D

Minx, who said you were alone? Just because you've been a little absent (is that like being a little pregnant?) doesn't mean that you can escape my minstrations!!! :icare:

Snoogans is the IT. Everyone beware. :hmm:

Yeah, you're in safe hands, tongue, and everything else with me;)

(haha! i am minyn on niceguys computer!) and he's making me a smoothie! i feel special! "no alcohol chief, i have homework to do.... and no youre name is not homework!"

Delicious.

First of all I would like to give thanks to Mr. Hamburger for bestowing onto me this great honour, I shall try my hardest to use this power only for the good of mankind.

After careful reviewing of the "Have you ever been it?" thread, I believe I found someone truly worthy of the title...



HAWKEYE! You are now it, enjoy.

hanging around for 24 pages, and Finally! Thank you, snoogans, I now know what true power is, holding the fate of many in the palm of my hand......
I think I'd rather have a drink, hey, NiceGuy, you still tarbending?
(oh, umm....YourNeverThere, you're It!)

Glad you've finally recieved your chance to be it! The bar's been self serve since minyn got here :suave: ....I needed to get out from behind the bar anyways... to live this thread to it's fullest...

NiceGuy contines to be happily distracted by minyn. :icare: :love:

Self serve it is then.

*as hawkeye reaches behind the bar for something cold, he starts singing....

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
'Til they got a hold of me.
I opened doors for little old ladies,
I helped the blind to see.
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.
They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down
And I'm feeling mean.

No more Mister Nice Guy,
No more Mister Clean,
No more Mister Nice Guy,
They say he's sick, he's obscene.

Hey a thread I started finally has made a difference!!!!!! I feel so special.

Minx... may I have this dance?

Sure but I think we need a slow dance please! :D

DJ.... play me something with soul and something slow.

Pulls minx in with a twirl and a spin.

Hey, Angel. If they're starting slow dancing, would you like to take a twirl??

BTW, I hope that YourNeverThere doesn't live up to that name. :lol:

All right! I love a guy who can dance with some style!

Yeah, what the hell. But ya can't twirl me too much cuz the tequila has me all spinnin' in my head n stuff. :)

*Hops out of pool and drys off and glides over to G_Whiz (as gracefully as a drunk Angel can) and places her hand out*

*G_Whiz takes Angel's hand and pulls her close. Then he leads her into a smooth waltz*

Ahhhhh, Angel, even tipsy you dance well and you feel sooooooo good in my arms. :suave: :icare:

Hey, everyone I'm here, this time I didn't lose, last time I was tagged I totally lost, and it hurt. Anyway.....ummmm I'm going to tag Worlds King

...slow dancing...ballroom style....

"Milady minyn, may I have this dance?" NiceGuy asks while genlty holding out his right hand and taking a small bow.

Don't bother me while I'm dancing. Every ounce of my soul is pouring out of my eyes and staring into the heart of Minx.

Bring her in closer... stretchhhh out my arm and SLIMM is now it.

I sway with the music, Minx's body radiating heat against mine..... I'm in heaven.

:) GS you dance wonderfully!!!!

*Snuggles in close and hopes that she doesn't get tagged for a while so she can enjoy the dance.

Wow, it seems that the orgy is over. Now we're all pairing off.

Sounds good to me. :D

To hear such words....

and dip 2,3,4

Tired of being ignored, cnor slips out the back.

wow,an entire room full of complete strangers dancing away not paying any attanetion to the new guy who has become "IT"!!!

*i go running through the room tagging anyone and everyone i can get my hands on

G_WHIZ
nice guy
angle
minx
gsrider
Midlandmadman
minyn
71 classic

and in all the cuonfusion NOONE is quite sure who is now it!


ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE NOW "IT"

Get back here SLIMM and play it right.

You dishonor my name by playing it this way. Do you think I vouched for you so you could tag everybody??

/kisses SLIMM on cheek.

I knew it was you... you betrayed me.

Now do the right thing.... or I De-It you.

Thanks GS for trying to SLIMM in line. It's nice to see someone take responsibilty for the folk they introduce.

Now, SLIMM... You need to straighten this out. If we are all IT, then no one can tag anyone else here or we all go out and tag new folk, who will then come in and tag the rest of us. :crazy:

So, I am with GS. Pick one IT and lets get on with the game.

*G_Whiz gets off his soapbox and resumes a very close dance with Angel*

Angel, do you tango?? We can always get one started if you want to.

*slimm hangs his head in shame as he has disgraced his tf family!*

i apologize to every one

bartender,round of drinks for the whole house on me!

and i tag
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G_WHIZ for setting me straight!

/chuckles Those crazy tilted kids.

At the end of the next song EVERYONE must switch partners!!!!

I guess I asked for that. :lol:

Since I now have the distinct honor of being the great IT, I must ponder carefully my selection.

The last time I was it, I tagged Minx. So no fair repeating.
Since I am dancing with Angel, it would be too easy.
Hmmm, maybe someone new.


I know... *G_Whiz sneaks but behind little limey and spanks her on the butt*

TAG, little limey. You're IT. "crazy"

*amongst the confusion of the multi-tags Minx slips away and dangles her toes in the hot tub.....

ya,sorry about the confusion earlier!
i had a bit to much caffine today i think!
i think i will begin to mellow out with a bottle of jim beam!

*extending my hand,"nice to meet you,my name is slimm!"*

*tags Spinach_Indeed in an effort to get him back on TFP*

meanwhile... *shakes a fist at G_Whiz for making me IT*

Ok, enough slow dancing with G_Whiz, Angel. *71 slipps over and taps G_Whiz on the shoulder and cuts in* How about a dance my luv? *71 gives Angel a wink* Take me away! Anywhere except where GH has been, too many tinfoil hats there.

Oh, my! *blushes* Why certainly my sweet man! Allow me to melt in your arms and I’ll take you anywhere you wish. :icare:

You know what this party is missing.......... a slip and slide..... Let me take this opprotunity to set mine up......... But instead of pumping water through it.... (There is already a hot tub and pool) I believe I'll slick it down with some babyoil......... yeah.... Ok I go first....... Right after I get another beer.

this should get interesting!
beer and a slip-n-slide covered in lube

*slimm pulls up a chair and gets ready for the show of a lifetime*

Now limester, don't take it as a negative. I meant it as a great honor.

I would like to make it up to you. Would you care to dance while we "talk" about it??? Or would you prefer to go get an adult bevvie and visit the slip-n-slide?? It seems that we have two of them now. :D

Nice to meet you also....welcome to our game/orgy/dance hall/party! :)

Excellent - two slip and slides now! :D I think I prefer the oiled one!

Hey there minx......... if you ride my oiled up slip and slide I get to rub the oil on ya.... ;) fellas, you can oil yourselves up.

Hmmm! Well....looks like dancing has taken a turn so oil me up baby :D
But if you do me - I get to do you.....oh wait a minute, I think that came out wrong! :lol:

An oiled slip and slide...I guess this means it's time to mix a few drinks....cosmopolitans all around...and then to sit back, relax, and watch craziness on a slip and slides...

Ahhhh, a cosmopolitian. I haven't had one in a long time. Thanks NiceGuy!! :thumbsup:

*G_Whiz grabs a chair to sit back and enjoy the oil slick show*

Now that I have you in my arms Angel, I don't wanna let you go! Do you think we can slip (no pun intended) one more dance in before joining the oil party?

Why certainly! :D
But then I wanna get oily and slippery!

Hey Minx... damn you throw a good party girl! *hugs*

Okay now, I'm finally sobered up enough to keep my balance.

Since Angel and Minx have shifted partners, where's minyn. I need a dance partner.

That is unless you'd prefer to do a little oily slip-n-slide. :lol:

What, Angel's sobered up? No. Barkeep, get Angel some Margaritas.

:D Thanks mirevolver!

*Looks around for niceguy carrying a silver platter of Margaritas with a towel draped over his arm*

It looks like we're waiting for Spinach_Indeed. :(

Angel, shall we take our Margaritas into the shrubbery?? :suave:

Sorry G-Whiz, Angel is a bit busy at the moment *71 slips up against Angel* :icare: How about another round luv. :D

Excuse me, 71classic. Don't get pushy. The lady can decide for herself.

Whoah, now settle down boys. After all, we are here to have fun right? :D

What I really want is to run full out and slide belly down on that oiled up slip n slide! Ah yes, I can feel the warm oil all over just thinking about it! ;)

Okay, it is time once again for me to give my Minxie a nudge and have her take charge of the game as Spinach_Indeed doesn't seem to be anywhere in sight. Wadda ya say Minx? Time to pick a new it?

*takes off in a dead run like a gymnast ready to mount the vault and pushes off, belly down at the start of the slip n slide*
WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*uncontrollable giggles*

What's the matter Angel??? Don't like guys fighting over you??? :D

BTW, that looked like fun... Watch out at the end of the slide, here I come.

*G_Whiz takes off at a dead run, launches himself, and slides. Gets up, laughing gustily.* :lol:

Angel, my friend, that's a great idea and I think I'm going to appoint myself it! Ha ha...yes....I have that power! Muah ha ha

:lol:

I'm just dying to get on the slip and slide and have some fun so I'm going to make this quick.
*Minx slips out of the pool area and runs into the house where cnor has been hanging out. You can't get away that easily....if you are going to come out then you have to stay and play with us! :D cnor....you are now it - I'd suggest not going after someone on the slip & slide....we are all slick and not so easy to get a good grip on!
Giggling madly Minx runs back outside and with a graceful dive slides down the slip & slide and ends up all entangled with Angel and G_Whiz!

Hey, this oil-based slip-n-slide is fun. Minx and Angel, let's see if we can do a 3 at once slide. :D

On three, one... two...

*Grabs 71, niceguy, mirevolver, midlandmadman, Gsrider and the whole gang and yells THREE and we all fall down*

Giggling furiously! I like all of this slippery fun!

S'cuse me, I got a little grass on my lips...uh, er, yeah, I mean my mouth! ;)

I know it won't take cnor long to come searching a "victim" so keep a look out!

this must be the orgy part that minx was telling me about!!!!

so booze+oiled slip-n-slide=orgy?
i will have to remember this next time i throw a party!:D

/smiles while trapped under Angel's slicked body.

Niceguy checks the time, slips out from under the pile, escuses himself from the group for having some business to take care of, and goes into the showers.
He comes out wearing a sexy charcoal itallian suite with a faint burgandy pinstripe. The red dress shirt, blackwith hints of red tie, and the blackened rose sticking out of the left pocket match the suit perfectly. To top it all of, he's wearing a grey 30s style mafia hat. He walks behind the bar, and makes a short call to some guy he refers to as "The Boss." He mixes a few drinks. Pretty soon a couple of large guys in black show up escorting a young thin guy and an older large fellow, both in fancy suits. Niceguy shows them to a back room of the bar through a trap door. Niceguy places a sign on the bar reading "SELF SERVE," grabs the tray of drinks, and enters the back room. The trap door closes behind him.

Having slipped out of the slippery pile and still awaiting cnor's appearance, Minx slides onto a barstool and quietly observes NiceGuy's interesting appearance and disappearance.
Realizing that the bartender could be out of service for the immediate future (or forever given the wrong crowd) she pulls on her favorite cut-offs over her bikini and takes on the glorified position of the "quench wench" :lol:

Minx mixes up a few Chocolate Martinis and waits to see what the outcome of the slip and slide action is.....

Ooohh. Chocolate martinis... I find those to be quite intoxicating.

Thanks, Minx. You really know how to relax a guy. ;)

*G_Whiz pulls up a barstool and joins Minx in observation of the oily crew on the slip-n-slide.*


Keep 'em going Angel. It's fun to watch such childlike glee. :thumbsup:

Its been awhile since I had a brew........ I need to slip outta the pile and grab a beer ....... Who wants one.....???????

Tagged eh? I’ll presume it a pitty tag and won’t get too excited.
I do however need to tag some one…….hhmmmm…….no, not you,
Your all slimly…..hhhhmmmm….what about OH MY GOD!!! WHAT IS THAT????

*runs to other side of yard

hhhmmmm….

Hey bud, I'll take a nice cold Corona...and, by the way since I've got my favorite beer now......I'll think I'll just sit back and enjoy it.
maybe you could look for some one to tag.....'cause your it!

A pity tag?!?!?! :hmm: No, it was just my devious way to get new blood involved in the game. *sheeeesh* :lol:

Great cnor here is your beer... I only shook it up a little..... Nice sending a guy to get you a beer then tagging them. OK I am it. should I tag a new person or one of you drunken slip and sliders?????? I'll decide in a bit....





after further review... i will Tag ..........hold on...... ok I tag a newcomer

shalafi His avatar cracks me up. join the fun guy!!!!

*stumbles into the party with IT tatooed on his forhead. trips and falls into the hottub*

owww!! ohhh!!! ahhhhhh thats nice

heh glad you like my stylin pirate avatar. it about exhausted my photo editing skills. I would love to just sit here and enjoy my itness for a while but in the interest of keeping the game flowing i think i'll tag Conclamo Ludus cause i was just reading his journal. if you havent read it check it out. its friggin great. now is there a bar in the hottub? i could use a drink.

Well, I'm not done being slippery! It feels so excitingly naughty. :) Something about slippery skin on slippery skin just drives me wild...oh, ahem, s'cuse me, I got a little side tracked!

*Looks at the empty space where niceguy just disappeared looking so suave and shrugs shoulders, no time to worry 'bout what's up, there is a game to be played*

Speaking of games....I think it is time to throw in a new "play while you wait game" so..... Oily, nekkid, Twister it is! I'll start, left foot on red dot. :D

Hmmm, oily naked twister sound's like fun. I think I'll join you.

*puts left foot on red dot.*

mmmmmmmmmmm naked oily twister........... and beer . I toss shalafi a cold one, ENJOY!!!! Now onto the twister... Right hand PINK!!!!!! hehehe I mean red!

ooohhh cold beer and oily nekkid twister??? im in. and thanks midlandmadman.

*staggers in wearing full ape costume with fifth of Beam in hand.*

"Let's get blind!"

"I'm it! I'm it! I'm it. I'm tagging...ARTelevision. I've always been a fan of his work. Where the hell is he? ART! ART! Your it you strange bastard!"

yes, well lurkette should be around somewhere, next.