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ForgottenKnight 09-07-2003 10:29 AM

NiceGuy mixes a round of Irish Cream Shakes, and brings them to the hot tub with him.

mirevolver 09-07-2003 04:24 PM

Sheesh. I got to Salt Lake City for a weekend, and I get back to find Spinich_indeed is still it!

Oh well, I just got off the plane and I need to relax.

*gets in the hot tub.

ForgottenKnight 09-07-2003 06:18 PM

NiceGuy hands Mirevolver a Irish Cream Shake.

G_Whiz 09-07-2003 07:22 PM

The party's nice. Good burgers, great drinks, nice hot tub and good companionship. Now where the Heck is Spinach_indeed?

Thanks to all for a nice birthday weekend. Maybe it's just as well that I didn't have to worry about the IT lurking around. :lol:

Minx 09-08-2003 05:54 AM

:D Whattsa matter G_Whiz....a little to hungover to be running away??!!
Ah heck...we'll give it a little longer before we adopt a new it....the hot tub is just way toooooo comfy for me to do anything right now but relax!

G_Whiz 09-08-2003 09:38 AM

OK, you got it Minx. I'll just soak my head along with the rest of me.

*G_Whiz settles into the hot tub next to Minx*

GrayWolf 09-08-2003 09:49 AM

*is really confused*

GSRIDER 09-08-2003 10:44 AM

Ohhhh, I cramped up and blacked out.... I somehow missed G_Whiz's B-Day. Oh Now I feel bad.

Gropes around pool.

How come I'm wearing Minx's thong!?!?!?

G_Whiz 09-08-2003 03:18 PM

Hey, GS!! I don't know how you got into Minx's thong, but it looks good on yah, in a weird sorta way. NOT!!!!

GSRIDER 09-08-2003 04:27 PM

i think i stretched it a bit.

lord knows how it got on me.

Fremen 09-08-2003 07:21 PM

I'm de-tagging Spinach_Indeed. He's taking entirely too long. :hmm:

I will now tag GSRIDER so y'all can get this game back on track. ;)

nostalgic1 09-08-2003 07:42 PM

hot tub?

Giant Hamburger 09-08-2003 09:38 PM

Yes, hot tub.

I'd explain further
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQDPAqkVGgXa*Y*AW7pwJvvvlcdc1qvaFgGW03DZyPympTiAEGg!*biwLVzJjKdVnPk4hyr8T1X!fIRaN9pYqzh1H8aqmAkI!MvIR0stoy4/busy.bmp?dc=4675433782130584280[/img]
but, I too, am busy
-GH

Minx 09-08-2003 09:48 PM

Hey! GS gets to steal my thong....stretch it out (towel, please!) and is "it" on top of that?! Oh oh.......
*Minx scoots on over to the opposite side of the hot tub and tries to look invisible.
la de deee lade daaa

mirevolver 09-08-2003 11:32 PM

*minding my own business when I feel someone bump into me.

Hello Minx, welcome to this side of the hot tub.

MacGnG 09-08-2003 11:37 PM

hops in the hot tub with minx
but not before gettin some drinx

:p

GSRIDER 09-09-2003 06:53 AM

Slips out of minx's thong.

feels a bit violated by the group of silent thong abusers.

Hmmm, looks like everybody scattered at the sight of my norwegian frame. Oh I'm it again. Well.

Minx, you can come up, you too G_whiz, you are safe from the wrath of IT.

As a matter a fact I think I need to bring the original sinner back into the foray. Who was it that brought me in? Who's deadly bite has infected me with the lure of the hottub, the smell of burgers and the urge to wear womens panties...

Bondage Girl!!!!!!!!!!!

G_Whiz 09-09-2003 07:26 PM

Aha, the game is afoot. Now where was I??

ForgottenKnight 09-10-2003 09:24 PM

NiceGuy wakes up from laying out in the sun next to the hot tub, sees people running around without panties, and others running around with other's panties on....

...this can't be real...I must be imagining things...I'm not dreaming!?!...I need a drink...

...NiceGuy takes a tequila shot, mixes a round of strawberry daquories, and serves the hot tub...keeping one for himself while he slips into the hot tub...

...Is it just me, or has the hot tub's cross-sectional area doubled in size while I was away?

G_Whiz 09-11-2003 06:35 AM

Thanks for the daquorie NiceGuy. Very refreshing.

I think that we have an automatically expandable hot tub. The more who climb, the roomier it gets.

Now, where's bondagegirl? Is she all tied up???

Minx 09-11-2003 07:55 AM

This is great but I think I'm going to shrivel up into a raisin look-alike if I don't get out of the tub soon! I think I'll just lounge over here in the sunshine and catch a few rays......somebody holler if they see bondagegirl coming!

GSRIDER 09-11-2003 09:07 AM

Looks over at G_Whiz

wanna go get a beer or something... I feel like this hot tub has become a cold desolate place, void of any warmth or comfort.

G_Whiz 09-11-2003 12:19 PM

Looks back at GSRIDER

Sounds good to me since there is no warm, snuggly person here anymore. What's your brew????

GSRIDER 09-11-2003 12:58 PM

Lets see. I got two coolers. One is good ol PBR, for the drinkin needs to be done fast.

And I got a cooler of the snooty stuff, I think there are some porters in there, a couple bachs, some wheats and a few other imports.

Only one per person though and then back to the cheap stuff.

Cracks open a red white and blue.

G_Whiz 09-11-2003 02:36 PM

Ummmmmmm, Porters........ Gotta crack one of those to start.

If I gotta drink the cheap stuff, I need a layer of the hearty stuff to coat my stomach.

Thanks.

Hey Minx, are you ever going to put that thong back on???

MacGnG 09-11-2003 03:22 PM

/me gets some drinks and kicks it on the turn tables

ForgottenKnight 09-11-2003 11:18 PM

NiceGuy exits the hot tub and goes to one of the large rectangular tables near the bar. He takes off a few pannels, and pulles out a few sticks. He racks the balls, chalks his stick, places the que ball on the left side of the table, takes careful aim, and breaks. He heads to the fridge, grabs a couple of cold german beer, and returns to the pool table.
"Anyone up for pool?" he asks as he cracks open a beer.

mirevolver 09-11-2003 11:35 PM

*grabs a pool cue and shoots

Damn, knocked the 8 ball in.

bondagegirl 09-11-2003 11:44 PM

Hi guys, sorry it's taken me so long! Since school started, I've been crazy busy! I have barely been on tfp lately! scary huh! Well since I had to finally get what was coming for me from gsrider, I think I'm going to try to involve someoone new! hmm I Think I'm goign to tag Yourneverthere!!!!

G_Whiz 09-12-2003 07:08 AM

WB bondagegirl. Wondered where you were.

Come on over, grab a beer, and we can discuss that spanking we talked about last month. :D

Minx 09-12-2003 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by G-Whiz
Hey Minx, are you ever going to put that thong back on???
Awwww do I have to? *pouts* I dislike tan lines so much! :D
WB bondagegirl.....stay a while...hang out and take a break from school. After all, you know what they say about all work and no play!

MacGnG 09-12-2003 07:58 AM

cool we have a pool table and a pool.
is the pool table in the pool?

GSRIDER 09-12-2003 08:06 AM

Having one too many of the waterlike PBRs

YOU DON'T KNOW ME... YOU DON'T KNOW THE REAL ME

JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come back Johnny I never told you how much your music meant to me!!!

ahhh.

Passes out

G_Whiz 09-12-2003 11:38 AM

OK, Minx. Just be careful when you bend over. I've had enough beer that I won't be responsible for my actions. :crazy:

Now then, a pool table in the pool. What an interesting concept.

So, now that I've had my porter, I guess it's time for the cheap beer.

ForgottenKnight 09-12-2003 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mirevolver
*grabs a pool cue and shoots

Damn, knocked the 8 ball in.

Thanks for the fast game! I love winning on one shot! LOL

NiceGuy drags the pool table into the shallow part of the pool, and then reracks it .

ForgottenKnight 09-12-2003 09:54 PM

Anyone up for a game of pool in the pool?

mirevolver 09-15-2003 08:34 AM

Wow, this game seems to have slowed down once again.

Where is Yourneverthere?

Minx 09-15-2003 08:47 AM

I'll play with you NiceGuy! :D
Oh, you meant pool........

G_Whiz 09-15-2003 01:56 PM

OK, so the IT is lost again.

What's still going on besides Minx playing with NiceGuy??:lol:

ForgottenKnight 09-15-2003 04:40 PM

I'm enjoying Minx playing with me...that's what going on as far as I'm concerned...:lol:

GSRIDER 09-15-2003 04:55 PM

wakes up from a 3 day mourning bender.

i still miss Johnny

Grabs a stale hamburger and some orange juice.

Smiles at everyone on the pool deck.

Minx 09-15-2003 06:18 PM

My Mother always did tell me to play nice! :)

Tsk tsk...poor GS - still hurting from the loss huh? :( We will have to take your mind off that .... seems the game has come to a grinding halt though unfortunately due to our m.i.a. "it"! Good thing we have lots to occupy ourselves with while we wait!

MacGnG 09-15-2003 09:54 PM

we need to get more people back in here!

minx, i'm sure you can spice the game up some how ;)

/me jumps onto the water slide into the pool... weeee

Minx 09-15-2003 10:21 PM

hmmmmmm let's see.....how about naked twister?
That's always fun!
Or...naked tag! Well, actually half of us are already there! Hmmmm I'm sensing a naked theme going here though....I think we should stick with that and expand on it! :)

ForgottenKnight 09-15-2003 11:45 PM

Naked theme...yeah... The naked twister idea sounds good to me...

GSRIDER 09-16-2003 04:19 AM

Naked Tag!!?!

trunks drop to the floor

wang-a-lang-a-ding-dang-dong!!!!!!

Wants naked hug from the game's hostest.

G_Whiz 09-16-2003 03:48 PM

Naked twister sounds great to me.

Since this is already a game of TAG, how does Naked Tag change it? (Damn, I'm always worrying about definitions and rules. :crazy: ) Although, I kinda agree with GS' idea. Only I think we might just wear Minx out that way. :lol:

mirevolver 09-16-2003 04:02 PM

Well, now we're playing naked tag are we?

*tosses swim trunks into the bushes.

I feel so free now.

MacGnG 09-16-2003 07:02 PM

woo hoo naked tag, yea i think we have been doing that.


naked twister sounds interesting

GSRIDER 09-16-2003 07:47 PM

Leaps through the air.... free for all to see.

wee weee

bondagegirl 09-17-2003 10:47 AM

HI guys! Sounds like you guys are having a ton o' fun! I have no idea where yourneverthere is. I'll send him another message and if he doesn't show up I'll tag someone else. I mean who wouldn't want to play naked tag with this bunch?

Midnight_Son 09-17-2003 11:32 AM

cnor chuckles to himself at the thought of naked tag………”SNAP!”
“Who the fuck just snapped my ass with a wet towel? That frickin’ hurt!
I show up to party and now I have a huge welt on my ass…what’s wronge With you people?”

GSRIDER 09-17-2003 01:12 PM

LETS GO STREAKING THROUGH THE TFP!!!!!!!!!!!

<img src="http://www.pulfer.freeserve.co.uk/man.jpg">

Robblee 09-17-2003 01:28 PM

hahah he has a funny look on his face!

G_Whiz 09-17-2003 03:37 PM

Did we invite him into the game???

Minx, what do you think??

ForgottenKnight 09-17-2003 04:51 PM

I say we throw him out...

Munku 09-17-2003 09:38 PM

I concur with nice guy. He's just too goofy for our goofy game. Or your goofy game seeing as I'm not in it!

G_Whiz 09-18-2003 07:15 AM

You're in it now Munku. You can't just drop in, make a statement and leave. So, be careful or the mighty IT may get you. :D

Speaking of which, I think we are missing the IT person again.

GSRIDER 09-18-2003 12:02 PM

Woooooooooo woooooooooooo


Hurry up, campus security is after me!!!!!

mirevolver 09-18-2003 05:22 PM

Well I need a drink while waiting for the "it".

Barkeep, mix up a shot of something in your knowledge of drinks.

ForgottenKnight 09-18-2003 10:20 PM

NiceGuy mixes a "Death by Chocolate" for Mirevolver.

1 oz Irish Cream Liqueur
1/2 oz Brown Creme de Cacao
1/2 oz Vodka
1 scoop Chocolate Ice Cream
1 cup Ice
Blend until smooth. Top with whipped cream and chocolate curls.

MacGnG 09-19-2003 10:51 AM

ahhhhh the maddness!!!

G_Whiz 09-19-2003 11:58 AM

I'm beginning to wonder if we should just call off the TAG game and keep on with the party.

What do you all think???

ForgottenKnight 09-20-2003 09:03 AM

We need a new IT! QUICKLY! Somebody bring chaos to this order!

G_Whiz 09-20-2003 12:08 PM

Normally Minx decides when we need a new IT and who it will be. Should we wait for her???

Minx 09-20-2003 03:44 PM

*blink blink blink*
Oh rats I think I have sunstroke - I passed out by the pool.....hey why's everyone naked? :D Ahhhhhh, my naked tag idea caught on I see!
Okay G-Whiz, you sweet thing you, I think we do need to find a new it! Innocent victim come forth!
Ah ha....I see my prey watching the festivities from the sidelines. I'll just go pretend to talk to our wonderful bartender here and then.....*slap* on the ass ..... hey SIN you gorgeous thing.....you are it!
Minx giggles and runs to hide behind the boys :D

ForgottenKnight 09-20-2003 05:26 PM

The tag game's back on! WOO HOO!

G_Whiz 09-20-2003 06:14 PM

ALL RIGHT!! The games back on. OK guys, scatter SiN is IT!!

*G_Whiz dives to the bottom of the pool*

mirevolver 09-20-2003 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
*G_Whiz dives to the bottom of the pool*
*mirevolver dives to the bottom of the hot tub*

OUCH!! Ok, bad idea.

Minx 09-21-2003 10:07 AM

Minx gets ready to give mirevolver some mouth-to-mouth if needed....
:D

mirevolver 09-21-2003 10:23 AM

I'm not sure it's needed, but it would still be greatly appreciated.
:D

G_Whiz 09-21-2003 10:36 AM

Hey, me too! me too! :D

ForgottenKnight 09-21-2003 12:57 PM

LOL! Looks like Minx knows what she's doing....

NiceGuy climbs a wall corner and sits at the top thinking...as if he's some sort of gargoyle frozen until nightfall. ...nobody will suspect me to be up here...

Minx 09-21-2003 08:43 PM

*Minx makes sure everybody is okay :D and then settles in on the couch with G_Whiz to watch the sunday night football game.

Wooooooo hooooooooooo! Dolphins win! :D Yah, baby! *high-fives everyone around the pool deck......

http://www.dowphoto-weddings.com/Dom..._Champagne.jpg

Drinks are on me my friends! I've got a win to celebrate! Too bad SiN is going to miss out on the bubbly!

GSRIDER 09-22-2003 08:16 AM

Here here. Top me off

SiN 09-22-2003 12:07 PM

w00t Minxie, thems are some nice b...

...ubbles you've got there :D

/me bats her eyelashes sweetly and asks for a taste ;)

....whilst enjoying her champagne, SiN spots something shiny and silver hiding in the bushes...she walks over to it, and sees that it's...tinfoil...
...she squeals with delight...she looves shiny silver thingys...
she grabs it, rips off a piece for herself...and says..


tinfoil, sweety, yuo are it!!1@!

G_Whiz 09-22-2003 12:38 PM

That was definitely a good game for the Dolphins. Keep pouring that bubbly. I need to drain my sorrows from the earlier games.

Ahhh, SiN missed us. So now we wait for tinfoil.

Anyone want to start a pool on how long before tinfoil shows up??

MacGnG 09-22-2003 04:28 PM

TAG IS NSFW NOW! thats just nonsense! oh yeah thats where we are! :)

tinfoil 09-22-2003 04:33 PM

Gah, I can't run without spilling my beer, so I shall use my magical been-bag launcher and ping K-Wise in the nads.

K-Wise, come on down, you're the next conestant on .. umm... The Tag Is Right

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Did I win G_Whiz?

K-Wise 09-22-2003 04:45 PM

Not anymore I just tag'd Downward Spiral. He's gonna be pist at me. :D

Asta!!

ForgottenKnight 09-22-2003 05:07 PM

NiceGuy remains frozen in thought at the top of the wall. Nobody suspect him of being there.

G_Whiz 09-22-2003 07:11 PM

Well, tinfoil. That was almost a record for a tag. Still glad to see you join in with enthusiasm. Then K-Wise rushed right in.

Finally, the game is moving.

*G_Whiz adjourns to his favorite shrubs and signals Minx to join in*

Hey Minx. Has anyone heard from Angel? She used to join us in the shrubbery.

YourNeverThere 09-22-2003 08:02 PM

Man I've never lost at Tag before, thats harsh, stupid losing the internet forever. A little window used to popup when I got a PM and now it doesn't which is odd so I just thought I didnt have any 'till I checked it on a whim. Meh, I had my chance at being IT, sweet sweet it.

tinger 09-22-2003 08:16 PM

I think I have what it takes to go the distance.

Minx 09-23-2003 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SiN
w00t Minxie, thems are some nice b...

...ubbles you've got there :D

/me bats her eyelashes sweetly and asks for a taste ;)


SiN you are sweet enough you can have whatever you want! ;)

G_Whiz....our darling Angel is taking a wee breather from TFP for a bit. She's around here and there but we may not see her as often in the game. I'll gladly join you in the bushes though! :D

G_Whiz 09-23-2003 08:56 AM

*G_Whiz cuddles in with Minx in the bushes*

Ahhh, back to normal. I see you changed your Avatar Minx. I almost didn't recognise you. (Note that I said almost).

Now let's drink a little more of that bubbly. :D

GSRIDER 09-23-2003 10:33 AM

Creeps around the bushes. Sees some rustling.

Thinks.... the hot tub would be much more comfortable.

Minx 09-23-2003 12:11 PM

:) You are probably right GS!

Awwww....you noticed my new av G_Whiz! What do you think of my new little girl? :D

Oh and hey.....shhhhh.....hide everyone - they are talking about us in another thread! heh heh heh

G_Whiz 09-23-2003 12:16 PM

GS, you may noticed that I alternate between the hot tub and the shrubs. Occasionally, I need to dry out and get rid of the "pruning". I have enough wrinkles. :lol:

Yes, Minx. I noticed. She's a cutie (just like you), but your old one seemed to be more active. I just don't picture you as sitting around when you can be "pixie-like".

Now, where are they talking about us??? Can I eavesdrop??? :crazy:

Minx 09-23-2003 02:07 PM

Hey look - I've started a "new avatar" thing! :lol: And hey - I AM pixie-like dammit! :D ;)
I'm off for the evening....all you kids play nice and watch out for the new "it" - Downward Spiral. Well, everyone but NiceGuy - I think he may be stuck up there so he's pretty safe! :lol:

G_Whiz 09-23-2003 03:08 PM

Yes Minx. Because I saw that you had made a change, I realized that I had been putting it off.

So, now I have resurrected Opus just in time for his new Sunday Comic.

And, Minx, I know tha that you are pixie-like. Just your new avatar doesn't seem to show the mischievious side of you. :crazy::icare:

Angel 09-23-2003 06:24 PM

Angel jumps in the bushes and gives G_Whiz a big hug for asking about me! ;)
Then she drags Minx out of the hot tub back into the bushes so G_Whiz can reminice (SP?)
Are you cozy now sweetie?
Okay, on with the game...
Now, let's see if Downward Spiral can get this thing moving.

ForgottenKnight 09-23-2003 06:29 PM

NiceGuy climbes down and lies out on the side of the pool in the sun. There he sleeps.

Midlandmadman 09-24-2003 04:18 AM

well, since I have been admonished by G-whiz for starting a poll about this thread that I didn't participate in.... here I am ... I just didn't think it was right to invite yourself into the game if you didn't get tagged in by someone already playing.... so here I am participating.........I am now looking for the bartender ... I believe that was Mr.Niceguy... Order myself a Rum and coke .... then trot off to find a good place to drink it.

GSRIDER 09-24-2003 07:00 AM

I would like to freestlye a poem for minx.

Minx
Minx
Minx
she
drinks
drinks
drinks
I watch her play
all through the day
she jumps and skips
and my heart trips
what more can I say

tinger 09-24-2003 08:45 AM

This sort of reminds me of an old episode of Different Strokes.

Averett 09-24-2003 09:51 AM

Wheres the drinks and cute guys? I wanna play too :)

G_Whiz 09-24-2003 10:40 AM

Welcome to Midlandmadman and Averett. New players are always welcome.

NiceGuy is a great bartender, just keep your eyes open because the IT can strike while you're distracted.

Speaking of which, NiceGuy. Can you deliver a Captain Morgan and Coke to shrubbery, please??

mirevolver 09-24-2003 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Averett
Wheres the drinks and cute guys? I wanna play too :)
Niceguy has the drinks, and well... I'm a guy, but I'll leave it up to you to decice if I'm cute.

ForgottenKnight 09-24-2003 03:34 PM

DRINKS! COMMING RIGHT UP!

Welcome! Rum and Coke for Midlandmadman.
Captain Morgan and Coke to shrubbery for G_Whiz and *friends.*
German Beer for MiRevolver (yes...sometimes I read minds).

Welcome Averett! Order your drink at the bar, or serve yourself.

OOOOOOHHHHHH!!! A ROOKIE!!! SPECIAL TREAT FOR TINGER: STRAIGHT TEQUILA SHOTS!!! :lol:


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