heh heh heh....looks like rat is feeling no pain at the moment! :lol:
Just don't throw up in the hot tub!

haha rat just dont fall into the pool.... drunk rat in the pool would b bad lol

I've been over in the shrubs, reading journals. I see that Plummie has 'puter problems.

Minx, we may need a new IT.

For now, I'd like a burger and a cold beer.

damn. sweated out the alcohol, and did all my puking (hour and a half worth at a mates) in the toilet. it's all a damn lie. cramming an entire pizza into yourself, then twofisting beers for an hour or two is NOT a good way to prevent hunger.

rat, lol sounds like u had fun tho.
ima chill, out of the pool with a heineken

Moderation, rat. You can get just as drunk in three hours as you can in two. And as for the pizza? Chew and swallow, chew and swallow.

One of Minx's fabulous steaks and a frosty microbrew will settle you right down!

Agreed. One should always take time to enjoy their drinks.

NiceGuy hops out of the hot tub, goes to the bar, cuts a fresh lemon, rings some glasses with salt, mixes some frozen Margaritas, and then serves them while singing Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville." (feel free to sing with me!)

Nibbling on sponge cake, watching the sun bake,
All of those tourists covered with oil,
Strumming my six string, on my front porch swing,
Smell those shrimp, they're beginning to boil.

Chorus:

Wasting away again in Margaritaville,
Searching for my lost shaker of salt,
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason that I stayed here all season,
With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo,
But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie,
How it got here I haven't a clue.

(chorus)

Blew out my flipflop, stepped on a poptop
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home,
But there's booze in the blender,
And soon it will render,
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

(chorus)

Yes, some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
And I know it's my own damn fault."

Great song NiceGuy!
GW I think you are right - if Plummie is having computer troubles (damn modern technology anyways) I guess I'll have to pick someone new.
Hmmm...let's get rat - he's moving a little slower than usual it looks like! :lol:

*BURSTS OUT OF THE BUSHES AND JUMPS INTO THE POOL!*

I am heeeeere! :D

Tags G_Whiz at the bottom of the pool. You're It!!!!

*swims away frantically*

Wahoo, Plummie's back.. Hope your computer probs are solved.

Now, I need to stalk my latest victim...

grumpyolddude seems to be moving slow enough. **G_Whiz slaps grumpyolddude on the top of the head **

You're IT 'dude.

Ow! **startled out of his light doze** Whutwuzzat? Grrrrr. I'll find who did that. The one with Grecian Formula on your hand!

I'm IT, eh? Watch out! I'm quicker than I look, especially in the water! MacGng seems distracted by that pretty green bottle. **slips underwater, swims up behind MacGnG and slaps him in the fuzzy warbles**

** levitates from the pool to a spot near the bar** I'll take a tall one, NiceGuy... whatever's on tap, thanks. BTW... MacG is IT!!!

Nice. 3 quickly executed tags.

OK, barkeep, how about another Red Tail Ale. The fun is beginning.

Holy cow just when we thought all was lost.....*poof* Plummie turns up! Yeh!
Now it's just a matter of dodging and weaving Mac! :)
Sorry NiceGuy, you aren't it after all....but I'll take another drink if you're mixing up something good.

NiceGuy serves tap beers for those wanting beer. He proceeds to pull out some chilled wine glasses. He mixes 1 oz. Dubonnet, 1 oz. Dry Vermouth, 1 oz. Sweet Vermouth, and 1 oz. Orange juice with ice in a shaker, and pours it into one of the glasses. He repeats this process several times until all of the chilled glasses are full. NiceGuy puts these on a cart and wheels it out to the hot tub. On the way he gives Minx a "Soul Kiss." When he reaches the hot tub, he passes out the "Soul Kiss" drinks and sits back to relax.

I B it. who should i tag?
i'm gonna tag bondage girl for getting me addicted to minigolf

LOL fine I see how it is! I find ya cool game and you have to rub it in my face...just because it's a little addicting.
Well I'm glad to see plummie's back!


So where is everyone? In the pool still? Oh wait I just read... the hot tub! ooh does that sound, hurt my ankle pretty bad yesterday, it'll be nice to soak it! *slides into the hot tub with everyone* AAAAWWWW

ok ok ok ok back to tag... Well can I bring a friend? I'm going to have to tag BermuDa! Give him a little pinch and spank with it too!


Hey bartender can I get a screwdriver my friend and I here?
Btw, that was a Soul kiss drink you made? Never heard of it... do you know where the name came from? can I try one too? :D

NiceGuy gives bondagegirl and her friend a couple of a Soul kiss drinks and tells her that using a google search he found http://www.mixed-drink.com for all his drink directions.

Well I thought that I would just stick my noise in here and see how the game of tag is going and all I see is people hanging out in the pool and hot tub.
After giving it some thought I think that this is greatest game of tag ever.

yea this is best game of tag

Hmmmm....thanks for the drink NiceGuy, never had the pleasure of one of these before.
Hot tub looks full....I think I'll do lazy laps in the pool for a bit.

What are you talking about? There's plenty room in the hot tub.

*Pushes into the person next to me so a seat can open up.

OK so I don't think BermuDa is wanting to play, so... hmm


while mirevolver is distracted by the beautiful minx, I'll have to tag him on the back of the head!!! HAHA you're it mirevolver!!
*scampers away while laughing maniacally*:crazy:

Hey minx I think you and I would make a good team! hehe

:D Of course we would bondagegirl!
Mind you, the poor guys would be distracted by our charms! ;)

Ah charms, ok thats what they are callin em these days..... :p

Minx, I've been distracted by your charms for a while.

BTW, welcome bondagegirl. I don't think we've been properly introduced.

Now, what is happening with the food? Do we still have the assortment going? I could really use some BBQ ribs.

tag

Okay okay sorry GW.....you want ribs - you got them! Just gotta drag myself out of the pool (try to dodge and weave mirevolver so he doesn't get me) and we'll throw some on the bbq just for you! :D

What?! Dammit, I hate it when I don't get my memos (PMs)

Hmmm, seems bad things always happen to me when I'm distracted by a beautiful woman.

Anyway, while G_Whiz is salivating over the ribs on the bbq, I sneak up and tag him. Then dive into the pool.

G_Whiz, you're it.

minx, i could go for some bbq :)
and something to drink from our great bartender.
thanx

Caught with sticky fingers. But, ummmmm, those are good ribs.

*G_Whiz looks around to see who's not watching... He runs up and puts a saucy handprint in the middle of Minx's back*

TAG, you're IT, babe!!!

she made you ribs and you tag her, what kinda thanks is that? lol :p

It's known as 5th grade love. If you ever watched a group of 5th grade boys and girls, the guys are always hitting the girls to show that they care. :lol:

Besides, I felt that Minx wasn't getting to play the game enough. Mostly she's had to referee or decide that the IT person isn't going to do their part. Now, I know that the game will keep moving. :crazy:

Really, Minxie, I wuv you. :icare: (But you are still IT)

*grabs a rack of ribs to toss back with his brew, and keeps chillin off to the side for a while*

Damn these are good.

GW...are you gonna come wash my back for me now that you've gotten me all sticky? :D

I know.....I'll just jump into the pool to wash it off! Ah ha....I see mirevolver is the only other person in the pool...well well let's just see if I can sneakily swim up and nab him ;)

Mirevolver...you hunky creature...you are it!

First Bondagegirl and then Minx. What is it about me that makes beautiful women want to tag me?


While Rat is munching down on the ribs, I sneak up behind him and plant a tag on the back of his head. Then run into the bushes to hide.

Rat, You're it.

Minx, I'll wash your back anytime you want.

For now, I need another beer. I wonder if the bartender has any Taddy Porter. I haven't had that in a while.

either that or she was in the hot tub and the pool too much. :)

Maybe it's your dashing good looks and quick wit. :D
*sigh....well it seems as if bondagegirl and I are too much for him to handle!
I'll have to find someone else to tease....heh heh heh.....ohhhh Mac.....GW.....where are you?! :lol:

Right here, Minx. I was about to retire into the shrubbery again. Care to join me???

Of course, if you have a better idea, I'm all ears.

Mac is too busy puffin' one right now....he'll be with us all shortly.

(atta boy Mac)

*gets home from work and the pub, pulls out his "tagging stick" and lays some quality oak to the back of flyman...but gently;)*

Flyamn, You're IT

Don't wsh it off, Minx! I love bbq sauce on a baby's bck ribs!

It's not that you're too much for him to handle...it's that he's not used to all the attention. So give him more and force him to get used to it. :D

:lol: grumpy! Just wait until I'm it again...I'm coming after you! ;)

Lead on GW...they'll never find us there!
And I'm sorta partial to shrubbery....comes from my love of Monty Python I think :D

hmmm niceguy you beat me to the post! :)
And I'm sure MR can take on whatever is thrown his way....he seems like a big boy to me. Damn, gotta love big boys :lol:
Opps did I say that out loud?

Never too much for me to handle. I'm just tired of being tagged so much, so I'm hiding in the bushes for a while.

NiceGuy blows MR's cover by casually bringing him a german beer in the bushes and the casually walking away. :lol:

I take my german beer and move to another bush.

thanks for the oak to the back there rat my friend.i'm it again eh...

well....let's put the smack down on 'ol MacGnG.

Tag man....you're it.

Well, mirevolver, come on into the shrubbery and join Minx and me. We can make a threesome of it.

You up for that Minx??

Well, i am it, i never know who to tag so i turn to #tfp, and since Lebell was the last to say something, Lebell you are it.

Alrighty then,

I pick......Ratbastid!!!!

Mwahahahahaha!!!

Blaaaah!!!

Look: here comes a naked sawsall man!

CLAVUS!!! You're <B>IT</b>!!!

Mom always told me not to play tag with powertools. she didn't mention anyhing about nude tag, however. So I guess I'lljust set this thing down and tag ANGEL

(*crap! I think I broke my finger hitting your halo. Those things are HARD!)

Angel has a thread in the Member's Playground that says she will be popping in, but less frequently than usual. The next tag may take a while.

If your curious, here's her thread about "me" time. http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=18100

Hey a girl's gotta try everything once, right?! :lol:
Mire's too busy to play with us.....we may have to find someone else! :D
And oh ya....Angel will be out of action for a bit....I just may have to take matters into my own hands here....unless Clavus wants to re-pick, that is! :)

I throw my empty beer bottle at Niceguy and move to the bush with GW and Minx.

Hey minx, you seem to have some trouble shortening my name, MR will do fine.

Well, NiceGuy is usually around. We could invite him in. ;)

When you've finished with the thread business, come on into the shrubs and we can start warming up. :icare:

Ha ha ha!
Laugh is on you all! I said you didn't get rid of me!
If you tagged someone else, I don't see it.
So...MacGnG....get moving...you are it! :)

NiceGuy joins MR, Minx, and G_Whiz in the bushes, bringing some more beers with him.

Plummie lays out and catches some rays, sipping on her mai tai... :cool:

im it for the second time today, but since angel tagged me it's ok.

Plummie, finish your mai tai, cause u b it :p

edit: whats in a Mai Tai?

*Slurps up her mai tai and ponders who to tag next*

Oh, I know... :)

*Walks casually over to the unsuspecting Hal and slaps him on the ass* YOU'RE IT, Hal!


On a side note:

Mai tais can be made a hundred different ways, here is the original "old way" recipe:

1 ounce Fine Jamaican Rum
1 ounce Martinique Rum (St. James)
1/2 ounce Orange Curacao
1/2 ounce Orgeat Syrup
Juice from one fresh lime (about 3/4 ounce)
Shake vigorously.
Add a sprig of fresh mint.

...Heaven.. :)

*grumbles a bit as he runs after Atropos4 to tag her*

wow surprisingly....I was actuallly here to get tagged!!! lol

*Sneaks up and tags G_Whiz

Thanks for the beer, NiceGuy. Let's cuddle up to Minx and watch the fun.

Now how did Atropos4 sneak in a Tag me. I thought I was pretty well hidden in the shrubbery.

Look at the post times. Hmmmmm, tagged just as I was cuddling up.

Now to plot my next victim...

Plummie's a cutie, but she's too alert. MacGnG, mirevolver and NiceGuy would be too easy...

Who's that lurking over there. Aha... It's lurkette.

*G_Whiz slides up beside lurkette and pats her on the bottom*

TAG, you're it lurkette.

Damn. Apparently lurking is not my specialty.

Who's a sucker...

The_Dude!!! You're it!

Hey lurkette, why don't you stick around for a while.

Grab an adult beverage and come over in the shrubbery with Minx, NiceGuy and me. We were talking about doing a little cuddling while we lurk.

Sun Tzu's it

SiN's it.

Wow, the tags are getting to be really terse.

Come on group. Lighten up!! This is supposed to be fun.

Now, where was that beer???

What's up with the drive-by tags?

C'mon guys, stay a while, have a beer, there's burgers and ribs on the bbq.

My bad for assuming thats all it was (which is why I didnt bother reading through all of them. Looks like SiN doesnt like to be tagged either (or at least by me) >:-)

Pardon me if I skip the beer, I'll do a shot of this furanone di hydro I brought with me. Any one care for a shot? I have some tetramethlyne glycol to.

hihii...naw i don't mind....i'm just kinda shy ;)

but since, thanks to you, i've been dragged out of whatever bush i was hiding behind...

/me looks around...hmm...

...sees a striking redheaded girl standing near the pool, but in the shade...wow, is that the legendary suviko? i bet it is ...

so i walk over to her...touch her arm lightly...smile, and say 'Tag!'

:D

k...i'm gonna go find the bar now..need a tasty fruity-ish drink to ease this social anxiety...

then i'll ask Sun Tzu " wtf is tetramethlyne glycol?"
chemicals are fun. *giggle*

:)

/answers: although I love the taste of beer I dont like having a gut. Tetra completes its cycle through the body finishing off as water once through the kidneys and liver; so no empty calories. It does present a bit of a legal problem if caught with some, the FDA yanked it off the shelves 3 years ago becasue some irresponsible people (kinda like drunk drivers) couldnt handle it, did too much, and got a little sick for a night.

Oh I forgot once drank, it converts to GHB.

/Sun Tzu yells loudly he was joking when he asked if anyone wants a shot, that would make him a drug dealer.

theres lots of chemicals like that.
havent tried them yet

but thats a different thread, tho intoxicateed tag would probly b just as fun as this :)

Glad you decided to join in Sun Tzu. I'll stick with the beer and mixed drinks though.

Are there any of those BBQ ribs left? I'm a little hungry.

Hey great! More people....don't know what the heck they are talking about though but *shrug* oh well!
:)

I've had enough of hiding in the bushes. Going for a swim in the pool.

HI Minx, nice to see you again.

I'm gonna join mirevolver in the pool. A little soak should work out pretty well right now.

Man! you slackers, going from the pool to the hot tub, then to hiding in the bushes, then BACK to the pool!!!! jeez Don't you people have JOBS! :lol: hehe ok ok ok I'll get in the pool too!


*getting some sun*

Seems like NiceGuy is alone with Minx. He takes a quick trip to the bar to get a couple glasses of wine and goes back to the bushes with Minx. ;)

btw, I'll be on vacation for a couple of days, so if you don't want the game to hault until I return, then it would be wise not to tag me.

Good Bye Everybody! I'll rejoin the tag game as soon as I get back from my very short vacation.

Well I'm not going to sit in the bushes by myself.....ah ha - the hot tub looks to be the place to be right about now.
Wonder where suviko is anyways :lol: as I do believe she is still it.

heh..she is...

i pm'd her rite away, and i've been watching for her...no see yet...


er, i mean, i dragged her off into the bushes to play show and tell... ;)

lol we need a DJ. Any one wanna be the TAG DJ? we already got bbq, a pool and a hot tub, might as well have a DJ!

if not i can be the DJ, my friend is a DJ i watched him i can figure out what to do

Go for it MacG

w00t, a DJ and a Slip n Slide :D

..this could get quite fun :)

Slip and Slide!!! I specialize in belly flops. Make way!!!!


Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Real Friends don't allow friends to become dj's"! :lol:

*"Tainted Love/Where Did Our Love Go" Remix plays on turntable 1 ...mixin with a little Paul Simon vocaling of "Slip Siding Away"...*

What do You wanna hear?

Hey Mirevolver! Can I get a Black and Tan? Thanks, man! You rock!

hey richee, i'll be dj if ur not gonna b.

but i can be dj, my friiend's a dj he showed me whats up :p

but YAY slip and slide

Hmmm....

It seems that while NiceGuy is on vacation, I'm filling in on bartender duties.

ok...where did NiceGuy store the beer? Ah-ha, found it.

*pours half a glass with Bass Ale, then takes a spoon and holds it upside down over the glass and pours the guinness over the spoon to disperse the flow into the glass. Waits for it to settle out and hands the glass to Richeee

Here you go, Black and Tan

*bump* Game seems to be slowing down.

Where's Suviko?

hmmm I may just have to appoint a new "it" person....but....in the meantime we have a slip & slide!
woohoooooo look out....I'm taking a ride (errr slide, that is)!
Hey Richeee.....or Mac....whoever is the dj....how bout playing some ZZTop for me - La Grange or My Head's in Mississippi will do just fine!

Rumour spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town
'bout that shack outside La Grange
And you know what I'm talkin' about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
To that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls.

Have mercy.
A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
A haw, haw, haw.

Well, I hear it's fine if you got the time
And the ten to get yourself in.
A hmm, hmm.
And I hear it's tight most ev'ry night,
But now I might be mistaken.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

man... funked, uncle is it again

*saddle up*

Uncle Phil beat me to the turntables, so I had to scramble for this. Are You ready? Please turn to Your left and look up at the big screen. Just for Minx ;): "Ladies and Gentlemen- Please direct Your eyes and ears to Your left, at the bigscreen TV. After a couple hours of frantic negotiation with Bill Curbishley, (and threatening Billy Gibbons with some unpublished photos) I am pleased to introduce, LIVE via Satellite, from Liverpool, United Kingdom - Kings Dock.... Billy! Dusty! And Frank! Put Your paws together for... ZZ TOP!!!!!"

My Head's in Mississippi:

I'm shufflin' thru the Texas sand,
but my head's in Mississippi.
I'm shufflin' thru the Texas sand,
but my head's in Mississippi.
The blues has got a hold of me.
I believe I'm gettin' dizzy. (Spoken: Help me now.)

I keep thinkin' 'bout that night in Memphis,
Lord, I thought I was in Heaven.
I keep thinkin' 'bout that night in Memphis,
I thought I was in Heaven.
But I was stumblin' thru the parking lot
of an invisible seven eleven. (Spoken: What was I doin out there?)

Where's my head baby?
Somewhere in Mississippi.

Last night I saw a cowgirl.
She was floatin' across the ceiling.
And last night I saw a naked cowgirl.
She was floatin' across the ceiling.
She was mumblin to some howlin' wolf
about some voodoo healin'. (Spoken: Mmm Baby.)

(SPOKEN: "This One's For Minx, from Richeee----")
Viva! Las Vegas

{One of two new tracks especially recorded for this package. Sung by
Dusty, whose affinity for the big E is well-known to concert-goers
delighted by his tonsil-blistering treatment of "Jailhouse Rock."
Written by Rock 'N' Roll Hall of Famer Doc Pomus, ZZ's "VLV" includes
echoes from its original performer, beyond the pale. The inspiration
for recording the track was born -- and a rough vocal demo cut -- in
the dressing room of the Monroe, La Civic Auditorium where, legend
has it, Vernon and Gladys' only surviving son passed the time before
taking the stage.}

Spoken: Y'all still want me to come with you?

Bright light city gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire
There's a whole lot of money that's ready to burn
So get those stakes up higher.
There's a thousand pretty women just a-waitin out there,
And they're all livin' devil-may-care.
I'm just the devil with a love to spare.
Viva Las Vegas.
Viva Las Vegas.

Spoken: Ah, thank-ya very much baby.

And how I wish that there were more
Than twenty-four hours in the day.
But even if there were forty more,
I wouldn't sleep a minute away.
Oh, there's blackjack and poker and a roulette wheel.
A fortune won and lost on every deal.
All you need's a strong heart and a nerve of steel.
Viva Las Vegas.
Viva Las Vegas.
Viva Las Vegas.
Viva Las Vegas.

Viva Las Vegas with your neon flashin',
And your one-armed bandits crashin'
All those hopes down the drain.
Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime,
Turn the night into daytime,
If you see it once, you'll never come home again.

I'm gonna keep on the run,
I'm gonna have me some fun,
If it costs me my very last dime.
If I wind up broke,
Then I'll always remember that I had a swingin' time.
I'm gonna give it everything I've got.
Lady Luck please let the dice stay hot.
Let me shoot a seven with every shot.
Viva Las Vegas.
Viva Las Vegas.
Viva Las Vegas.
Viva Las Vegas.
Viva, Viva.http://www.guitarworld.com/artistind...610.zztop1.gif

Wow, this tag game has really become a party.

What's next on the big screen, or are you taking requests??

BTW, who is IT? I've kinda lost track of the game.

Suvi's it...but she's dissapeared..

oh dear, i hope she's not lost in the woods or something :(


(is there a particular length of time one should wait for...?)