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I thought You loved me??;) :D KW~ maybe you need to tag someone else in place of G-Burger? And where's the card dealer?!?! |
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*shuffles feet......waits around patiently..... |
Minx, I thought this was Your joint?! :D
Where's my hand? Not THAT hand!!! ;) |
As I am kicking you in the groin with my spiked shoes i yell:
TAG YOUR IT! |
Whoa.
I was suspended betwixt sleep and death and rash indeed is he or she who would awaken me from my deserved rest. That being said... I can't believe that I am IT. I have waited so long for this day. I am totaly suprized...I...I don't know what to say... *pulls out prepared speech* Ladies and gentlemen on the forum, my name is Giant Hamburger. I stand before you to proclaim tonight this is the thread where dreams can come true for all of us. As I stand before my fellow members and think of the honor this great board has bestowed upon me, I recall the words of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. He said, “Occasionally in life there are moments which cannot be completely explained by words. Their meaning can only be articulated by the inaudible language of the heart." Tonight is such a moment for me. My heart is filled with pride. My fellow citizens, I proudly accept your nomination for being "It." Thank you, thank you very much. You're wonderful. As my first and only mandate for my brief term in office I select mirevolver, the future self-made millionaire. May he remember me in his times of abundance. -GH |
So, I'm it again.
Well, I seem to remember Minx saying something about wanting to be tagged, so I sneak up behind her, tap her on the shoulder and say, "You're it, have a nice day." Then I run off. |
:lol: GH you just crack me up...nice speech!
So...I'm it eh....hmmm who is around I can bother.....ah hah! Tackles G_Whiz while he's not looking. You, my friend, are IT! :) |
angel, hope the knees better :p
la la la, no one can catch me :D |
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*skips around to show off that it works just fine* |
OK, I get back from babysitting and get tackled. Great!!
Now let's see, who will be the unsuspecting victim??? G_Whiz turns around and plants a big one on Angel. Tag, You're It!!! |
hoorah for the return of the game.
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angel: yea, i'll kiss it, and something else :icare: :D
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I roll out of bed an hour late and ever so sleepy and get planted with a big one! *Yawns, stretches, looks back at that ever inviting bed and wants to crawl back under the covers*
Oh, oops! Okay there is a game to be played! Rubbing my eyes I slip over to Spectre and say "Goodmorning Sunshine! Tag, you're it!" Then I take MacGnG up on that offer cuz whadda way to wake up! :D |
i'm in...couldn't resist the burgers...(or the angel...)
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And good morning to you Angel. :)
*spec sneaks up behind Jadz taps her on the should, then smiles and says, "tag, you're it." |
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
* JadziaDax does everything she can to hold back from opening a can of whoop-ass on speckieweckie... especially coz he's so cuddly cute... * JadziaDax looks for the next unsuspecting victim... Hey, rogue49.... TAG... You're IT!! |
Hulllllooooooooooo????????????? Rogue???? Are you out there? There is a game to be played and you're slipping! I'm gonna hafta call on Minx to give you a nudge pretty soon!
Uncle Phil wants to play and I bet HE would jump right to it! ;) |
I'm going to get Jadz's honey.
Hey, red YOU ARE IT!! Tag. |
After dashing around like an idiot I see Uncle Phil standing off to one side looking all Bing Crosby casual.
Tag Uncle....You're It!!! |
good to see the game again.
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Yawn....where the hell is Phil? :rolleyes:
It's almost past my beddy-bye time..... :) |
/me yawns, gets out of bed, looks for...ROGUE!
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Oh man, it's too early in the morning for this.
I'm going the get the pretty lady who pulled me into this.:) Ohhhh...Angel. |
/me wanders into the game, nibbles on angel's ankles and goes scampering back to his hole
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Well, it seems the game has slowed down again. So I'll just pull up a chair and sit down.
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damn, mirevolver got the last chair!!
guess i'm it! oh wait, that's musical chairs not tag. me pokes mirevolver in the back YOU'RE IT!!!! |
EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK! It's a mouse! :D
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anybody seen angel lately...she's still "it"
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Peek a boo!!!!!!!!!!!
My ankle feels kinda tingly, I like nibbles ;) Hmmm...it's been a long day...lessee who should I get? I think it's time to pull in another Mod... Oh Lebell where are you? Tag! You're it! |
Lessee, I appear to have been tagged.
Hmmmmm. Hey Liquor Dealer! You're IT man! |
Damn! I sitting here at the store - minding my own business when Lebell whacks me for something I didn't do! I was no where around - I was fifty miles away in the next county and can prove it by at least twelve semi-reliable witnesses! I guess it should be a good time to pick on some poor unsuspecting Canadian! Daval! Tag! Your It.
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Tap, tap, tap....hulloooo Daval????
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I was skulking around the webcams page when LD suddenly whacked me across the back of the head and screamed in his Texas drawl - TAG!
Well, naturally, I looked for the first pretty face I saw and BLAM! Plummie! You're it! |
Oh goody, we're getting more players. I can see the "nagging" PMs starting to fly.
Now, I'll sit back and keep watching. (G_Whiz hides under the shrubs). |
*looks up and down the street for any sign of Plummie.......sighs.....okay folks she's been MIA all day.....it's MY thread :D so I'm taking over........
let's see....who to get.....who to get...... AH HA!!!!! I see a giant edible object over there trying to get away after the poker game....heh heh....... OHHHHH Mr. Burger ..... you are so it! :D |
Ladies and Gentleman,
At times, history and fate meet at a single time in a single place to shape a turning point in a Giant Hamburger's unending search for entertainment. The honor that has been bestowed to me by the lovely Minx does not come lightly to my being nor does the grave responsibility of choosing the next participant. I feel the weight of the forum pressing down upon my sesame-seeded shoulders. I, with the power bestowed upon me by this grand thread, select my dear, close, intimate, rich chocolaty friend Clavus to be the new reigning it... *takes off crown and places it on the weeping head of Clavus* *hands over giant bouquet of flowers* *attaches sash across his chest that says, "IT."* *sings jaunty tune whilst Clavus takes a stroll waving to his adoring crowd* OK I'm done, -GH |
Sorry sweetie....we're awaiting on Clavus....pull up a shrub here beside G_Whiz and I! :)
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Umph 'scuse me, ugh och pardon me, grr uh owee *trying to sqeeze in under this shrub* Something is in my way *pushes and nudges* suddenly I hear a grunt, or is that a groan? Oh my! I'm sorry G-Whiz, I didn't realize you were there, you were hidden so well! Don't suppose it would be too comfy under here...I'll squish back out and go sit on the curb so I can watch everybody run around! :D
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Welcome Angel. Actually I find this shrub very comfy. Especially when I can share it with 2 lovely ladies... Careful Minx, that's my foot... Hopefully it won't get too crowded in here.
Once clavus shows up, the action should pick up. |
Hee hee...Kewl cuz the curb was getting a little sore on my butt bone! *nestles in beside G-Whiz and Minx* Hmmm...this could get interesting! Tag? What game of tag? Someones playing tag?
Oh, ahem...'scuse me, kinda lost control. :D heh heh |
Well, I think it's about time I got off my chair and found some place to hide.
Looking around. Hmmm.... Well the bush seems to be a little crowded... Aha, an unused poker table. I'll use that for cover. |
G_Whiz blushes and puts an arm around each of the lovely ladies who have joined him under the shrubs... Angel, quit wiggling!!
Now, where were we?????? |
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hey richeee, deal me in.
What are the house rules? |
Damn if I know, this is a Minx joint, and if I (or anyone else) moved in on it, there would be heavy hell to pay-- Hawkeye, Mirevolver and Richeee await our cards in drunken silence....
MINX!!!! HELP!!!!!!! Where Are YOU?!?! |
Or Hawkeye--- You might want to start a card joint on the forum... it's been awhile, but if you build it, they will come...
let me know if you need a PA and a sound man... |
<-- i run by and throw stuff. :p |
Huh? Wha? I'm just sitting here, minding my own business when this giant (and I mean GIANT) hambuger tagged me.
Imagine my suprise when I looked up and saw...well I saw Platinum Blonde's avatar. TAG, my precious metal follicled friend. You are IT. |
ok PB.....you're up.
that card game still on fellas? |
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Now....where'd that PlatinumBlonde sneak off to...she's still it! :) |
lmao....okay isn't anyone actually tagging in HERE anymore!
let's see....I know that PlatinumBlonde got her hubby......and now the most charming and beautiful ~springrain has informed me I'm it! How cool.....all under cover of darkness too......well if I'm it again...let's see who I can nab....... ah ha......I've spotted my prey....stealthly & silently sneaking up on him.....easy now - he's a tricky one to catch............. TAG! Bender, my good friend, the duty now falls on you to get someone...have fun! heh heh |
This is like tag in super slow motion...but oddly an entertaining spectator sport.
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:) Watch out wrkime.....hang out here too long and bender will get you!
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What the hell ?!?
There I was minding my own busness relieving myself on the bushes and bang I'm tagged out of nowhere.....appoligies to everyone that was hiding in the bushes. So now taking a look around I'm just going to saunter over here and ...... whap ....sorry TAG ....unclephill master of the " your wrong " game you are now it. |
damn, thought i hid myself quite successfully...lemme see...(/me sneaks over by the pool...) platinum blonde - GOTCHA - you be it...
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everytime I pop in we're all waiting on someone.....I guess I'll just gaze at the clouds in the meantime
hey uncle phil where are ya? |
in hiding again, after i tagged pb...
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I say, those clouds ARE interesting...
Look, there is rabbit! http://www.consciousness.com/clouds/...rabbit2big.jpg and a flying saucer http://www.secsd.stier.org/se_site/c...n/pics/ufo.jpg and a poodle dog http://www.pals.iastate.edu/carlson/images/poodle.jpg |
Minx, Angel... You two still here under the shrubs? My arms went to sleep during the wait.
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ooohhhh look at the elephant standing on that rock....do ya see it?!?!?!
http://kisrael.com/journal.aux/2002.08.09.cloud.jpg |
so are we staring at clouds or playing tag?
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staring at clouds while we wait to play tag. :)
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congrats to all on creating the most fucked up piece of nonsence I've ever read in my life.....well, beside the bible of coarse.
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Thank goodness, I thought you might have left. *G-Whiz tries to cuddle in 2 directions at once* :icare:
Hmmmm... skinny-dipping. Since it's 100 degrees today, that is a definite possibility. :suave: :love: :thumbsup: |
How about a cloud shaped like Bones...
http://www.joorl.com/Photography/Pho...eton_Cloud.jpg Sorry about knocking off your head. -GH |
man, now we all know what happens when bones plays with his navel after tagging himself repeatedly...here, pb...here, pb...
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I think he's skinny dipping.?
http://sweliver.home.mchsi.com/rr6.jpg |
G_Whiz....is that a branch poking into me or.....oh wait a minute........ :o :D :p
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Oh my! G-Whiz....wha? um.... is that? Oh, well then! :D
Minx? Did he just? He DID! WOW...That was fun. So Minx, I suppose you need to get PB on the ball or tag someone else! Hey...who the hell peed on our bush? Geeze! Can't a trio have a little privacy?! Well, I guess it is a good seguay to the skinny dipping Atropos4 mentioned....It was hot today! *strips down and dives in* |
Okay...the water is warm and all but somebody is "it" and isn't doing their job!
Minx...I call on you to be "it" and take charge! ;) I'm outta the water and on the run. Catch me if you can! Hee hee hee :D |
Runs over, taps Bones to see if he responds...
Nothing! Oh Shit! Turns bones over and is about to administer CPR when a wry little grin begins to spread across his face. Looks around to see if anybody noticed that I fell for that! |
Okay okay kids...whoa! lol.....jeeeez.....a girl has some fun in the bushes and look what happens.....the place goes to hell and no-one's into poker even!
*sighs....shakes head. Damn...once again...I take over....Uncle Phil, I do believe darling you are out in cyber space tonight....hello! :icare: you are now it......I'm going to pour a glass of wine and sit and watch the festivities! Let the games begin............ |
this tag stuff is just gettin outta hand.
lalala. me find a sprinkler and a hose hahaha :D time 4 some fun! hmmm, water tag!?! fun fun fun |
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Now we are talking baby! *Strips down to bikini and makes a grab for the hose.... Hey PB...join in there girl! :) |
Wow, there's been more cuddling that tagging. But now I've been deserted.
I'll just strip down and join the skinny-dippers. Now, everyone close your eyes. |
*pretending to close eyes but sneaking a peek through her fingers heh heh heh :D
Hey.....I never claimed to be a good girl! :p |
sorry- I logged on to the wrong thread...
*richeee racks his sun-drenched brain, trying to figure out the title of the post that contained the tag-game and was morphing into a game of poker...* :confused: |
oh, man, who got me in my bedroom...ok bones, let's see if youcan tag anybody before the resurrection of shingo...
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Tag game/poker game/skinny dipping/water fight/nakedness and froliking.....ahhhh what a wonderful life! :D
*runs through the sprinkler with PB while waiting for Bones..... |
good to see everyone likes that water!
:D :D oh! where'd that pool come from?!?! haha cannon ball |
This is the wierdest game of tag ever because most of it takes place through pm's only! :) How crazy...but I have just been smacked on the ass by Halx of all people so I'm guessing I am officially it .... again. :D
Well well well now....who haven't I picked on and is close by....oh Mac......if you're going to conjure up a pool then I'm coming in! :D And .... when I catch you....you are it! ;) |
Hey you kids! What's all that racket? Gettin' so's a body can't hear himself think 'round ..... hhheeeeeeyyyy! What's that you kids are doin'? Looks like fun! Care if I jump in? ('scuse the wrinkles)
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I got tagged and missed it....guess I was to busy watching the skinny dippers to notice. :D
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well i guess since minx tagged me its ok to be IT. :p
who be it next?!?! well since troit posted my fave (natasha) and i dont think he's been playing tag, ima tag him :) |
*yawn....hey whattda I miss?? :)
omg...run troit....run! I'll just be sitting poolside here sipping on a margarita...carry on citizens...carry on. :D |
Man -- I ran around awhile -- too tired -- Hey Rogue --
Gotcha! -- Your it! |
*I guess I mixed the margaritas wrong...PB's mad and has taken her ball and gone home.... :(
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hey sweetie? got any margaritas left? :D |
For you, my fellow Canadian, anything! :D
Cheers! *clink* |
Ill play...
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*grumble* work, work, work
Hey, who's tapping my on the shoulder? Ah, dammit...I'm it. Let's see whom are I turn the tables on? Oh! up in the air...is it a bird? is it a plane? No, it's Angel The wonder woman herself. Guess what? This super villian, this Rogue says you're it.:D |
lol poor Rogue getting dragged into the games! :)
Oh Angel darling...you are it! (When you're done we have a nice cold margarita waiting for you!) |
Gee, gone for the weekend and find out that I've been left skinny-dipping in the bushes.
Now where did Angel get to??? Hmmm, I'd best avoid her for a while. |
lol how come tag isnt really this fun.... coed naked tag lol
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Yawns, stretches, rolls over and feels a little nudge.
Wha? Huh? Well hi big guy, how'd you get here? ;) Oh, I'm it? Well, okay but then I think I wanna dip back in that water! :D Hmmm...who's in the game but hasn't been it? I know.... Yoo hoo madsenj37....YOU ARE IT! |
Tagged by PB am I? (it's true) very well, I'll play along. *looks around for find someone he'd like to "tag".....from a distance he spots Bondagegirl fumbing with a knot.....he sneaks up behind her ...and.... CRACK!*
hey bondagegirl, that nice hot feelling coming from your right ass cheek means....your it! |
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