Sheesh, start a game of naked, oiled, twister and a tag game breaks out.

Shouldn't take lurkette long...best get moving on this oily, nekkid twister!

*Places left hand on green*

Whoa! It's slippery! I'm not sure how long I can hold this position. Uh oh, I'm starting to giggle...oh no! If somebody could just put their foot on that blue dot under my tummy I can rest on their leg....is that cheating????

*puts right foot on blue*

Whew! Thought I was gonna lose it there for a minute! Thanks mirevolver! :icare:

We need to Minx in here. I'm sure she could add to the fun! ;)

*rests tummy on mirevolver's leg and continues to giggle furiously*

Right here Angel! Just taking care of the guys at the bar as we lost NiceGuy but I'm in! A step behind you guys (no pun intended) but I'll catch up!

right hand on red

.......... hey you people at the twister game.... I think its too close to the slip and slide..... here I come......... ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ooooops sorry whoes toe is that sticking me in the side???

That would be my toe in your side!
Is that mirevolvers knee in my ribs?
And Minx....sorry about planting my face there, it was midlandmadman's fault!

Man, sorry I took so long. Hope nobody hurt themselves playing twister.

Know who'd enjoy a good game of twister? G_Whiz.

Now where is he.....


....


There he is!!!!

1,2,3 no tag backs.....


been so long

I gotta get outta this pile............... must get more beer!

hey midland.....sensuous up would ya mind grabbin me a jim n coke? i seem to be pinned under minxy and angel.....not that im complaining.

*tips back shalafi's head dumps coke on his face and some of his partially finished fifth of beam.*

"I got this order midland, I might as well make myself useful while standing here."

Heck, don't worry about it! :)

I think G_Whiz is golfing today.....he may be a little while before checking in with us but then I'm sure he'll take care of tagging duties and come join us in our twister game!

Hey Conclamo Ludus...would you mind pouring me a nice glass of white wine while you are doing bartending duties? Pretty pretty pretty please?! :D

If you do some research.... you will note that the oily slip and slide was in place before the twister game broke out. Yes, It was I that crashed into the tangled limbs of the game and caused Angels face to get planted there..... But, I feel that whom ever placed the twister board so close to the slip and slid was the person who was really at fault.

*casually dumps bottle of white wine all over Minx.*

"Get it from the source, that's what I always say."

Maybe that was done on purpose so we'd get some oily slip & sliders joining in our game! And hey! I never once complained about where Angels face ended up!!!! :lol: :D

Hmmmmm me thinks me needs to go jump into the pool and wash some of this wine off me.....

OK, OK. I guy tries to sneak off for a quiet game of golf and what happens. The slip-n-slide gets tangled up with the nekkid twister AND I get tagged.

Now, let's see if I can get some order going here. I have the distinct honor of being IT. I need to make an appropriate choice amongst the throngs of deserving souls on TFP.

Hmmmmm, why is everyone running away???

Based upon his distinquished avatar, I TAG ...

mirevolver!!!

Now, let's see what's in the bar before I go join the ladies in that twister game...

"Sorry Minx. This is what happens when I bartend. Glasses just always seem to get in the way between the bottle and your belly. It looks good on you though. Very modern."

*dumps Jim Beam on my face*

Well I never did have a problem with a little wine on the body....it's fun to lick up! :D

hmmm maybe I should put off that swim just a bit... :lol:

*realizing I've been tagged, I reach out to somebody getting up from the pile and manage to wrap my arms around a thigh.

As the oiled leg begins to slide from my grasp, I look up to see angel's face as she tries to escape. And just before my hands slide off that beautiful leg, I utter the words, "Tag, you're it."

Yummy! What a fun way to get tagged! :D

*Tries to get her sprawled body to stand but the twister mat is too slippery. Crawls/slides to the edge and stands up on the grass, brushes her hair out of her eyes and looks around at all of the options*

Hmmm…just over there I see some dark hair, and a familiar stance. I’ll just sneak over and see if I can get close enough to be sure. Just as I am reaching out, he turns around and the penetrating beautiful blue eyes catch me in the act…but I still have time to reach out and lightly brush my hand on his arm and say “J.R.V.A…..YOU ARE IT!” :icare:

*Takes off and dives into the pool*

Dives in after angel, holds her head under the water for a minute, and as she comes up for air, he says " now ur it hehehe"

Oh man! I forgot to call no tag backs!
Let's see...who now? I can't quite function yet for lack of air to my brain! I think I'll slither on out of the pool here and go in search of our MIA friend...
*sneaks behind the hidden door and enters into a room full of suits and attitude. Seeks her target and quietly saunters over and whispers in his ear..."niceguy, you are it my man!"

Hmmmm. I thought "no tags back" was an overall rule. You mean I could have gotten immediate revenge and blew it??? :(

Oh well, the party is still going full swing. I'll grab a glass of Ravenswood Merlot and relax in the hot tub. Any ladies care to join me?? :suave:

I'll join you GW and while I'm more of a white wine person, you can never go wrong with a good Merlot. If you don't mind pouring me one we can relax in the hot tub and talk football! :D

*G_Whiz pours 2 glasses of merlot and heads for the hot tub*

So, Minx. It looks like your Phins have a better chance for the playoffs than my 9ers. Let's talk about the possibilities. ;)

hey thanks conclamo you da man. we used to do capt and coke that way at our bonfire parties. gulp of coke, gulp of capt and shake hehe.

hmmm im starving *heads for the grill grabbing a steak and a yeungling on the way* anyone else hungry while im up?

minxy's a fins fan?? see i told yall not just cute but smart too. wouldnt that rule if we could manage the chum buckets in the series and the fins in the superbowl!!!!!!!

"Who's the dame?"
"That's just Angel boss, nothing to worry about. Escuse me, but I've got some business outside to take care off."
"You need Johnny to help you out there? He's got his best friend on him."
"It'll be slow and painful." Johnny pats something inside his pocket.
"No, this I had better take care of alone. I'll bring some martinis back with me."

NiceGuy escorts Angel out of the room. Johnny closes the door behind them.
NiceGuy immediatley shakes up a couple of rounds of martinis and leaves one round at the bar, while placing one between the hot tub and the pool.
He heads back to the bar, tags Conclamo Ludus while saying, "On top of the bartending duties, you now have the responsibility of being the 'IT'. Enjoy."
NiceGuy picks up the second tray of martinis vanishes behind the wall.

*darts out of room walking gorilla-style in gorilla costume*

*Comes back in dragging Bundy by the collar*

"He's it".

*Jumps in pool*

**does a little dance!!

woohoo - i´m back in this party!! (and i´m not late)

wheres that booze got to??

and wheres that dancing superstar Averett got to??

**spots Averett over by the bar - runs up and tags her, gently...

Ohh I see I am it once again....


I think I'll just walk around the party here for a bit, see who's around...

I just noticed that G5_Todd said it's been so long since he's played tag. Lets end that,shall we?

:icare:

Tag!!

no no no.....no way im it........your so it

I'm sorry sweet thing but you do know that as much as I like your niners I do believe my team is going to kick ass this year! ;)
I think it's a good thing we don't have a game during the regular season where we have to go against each other! :lol:

Shalafi....you a Dolphins fan also??? Yeh!

Minx, I think that was the point that I was trying to make. It's not over until it's over, but my guys are struggling this year. And, Seattle and St. Lou look like they are going to battle it out. Of course, we only lost to the Rams by 3 and the 'Hawks by 1.

Maybe we should change the subject. So what is your preference is wine? :D

BTW, who's IT. I'm not sure from G5_Todd's post.

*hangs gorilla-masked head in shame*

"go lions..."

cheers, Conclamo it takes a big man to admit to being a Lions fan. even here in MI. In your honor, the next round's on me!

Thanks man! On that note: Go Tigers! Go Wings! Go Pistons! Wooohooooo!

I was it, but now you are!


TAG! And no tag's back ;)

OK, see if I try to keep the game straight again. Tagged for all my trouble... :(

However, since I now am the honored IT, I must pick a suitable replacement. There seem to be many who are well qualified, but who shall it be? :suave:

I know, it must be......





the loverly Angel will be a wonderful IT.

*G_Whiz sneaks up on Angel and kisses her on the left cheek (you can guess which one :D)*

TAG, darling. You're IT. :icare:

Huh? What has so gently landed upon my cheek? Is that lips that have found their mark with such precision? *blushes*

Since I have been given the duty of being IT I think it is my responsibility to bring a long time “family” member in once again.

*Walks over and grabs a bottle of Porfidio Tequila, a couple of shot glasses and crosses over the way and softly knocks on Rogue49’s door*

He big guy, how about a drink and by the way, wanna play? I hope so cuz you my dear are IT! :icare:

NiceGuy steps out from the back room.
"The boss says that you guys had all better be going for the Broncos and Aves... or else he'll send Johnny out for a little fun... Capisce?"

*yawn*
aww...darn it, angel...you caught me right before I was going to go to bed.
That will teach me to check on things before beddie-bye.

rogue drags his lazy ass over
and softly taps Minx on the shoulder.

"Execuse me I believe this is your thread"
"Tag...nite, nite"

And rogue gently falls asleep nodding on her shoulder,
a little drool on her gown as he goes off to dreamland.

Go Avs!!! Beat the wings!!!

Oh and Go Broncos!!!

Don't care much about the Nuggets, hell, the team could move out of Denver and I wouldn't notice.

And since I live in Phoenix, I should throw in one of the local teams. D'Backs will kick ass in 2004!!!!

NiceGuy is satisfied that the Boss will be satisfied with that answer. He mixes some drinks, leaving a round out for anyone who's an Ave's fan and a Bronco's fan (no alcohol for you if you don't like them! HAHA!) He then locks up all the alcohol, gives the combo to mirevolver telling him to let only Ave and Bronco fans have any, under the Boss' orders. NiceGuy then takes the second round of drinks he made with him, and dissapears behind the wall again.

The joke is on you guys. The Tigers are going to win the World Series next year. This year was all a publicity stunt. The greatest hustle ever pulled in the history of baseball. Mark my words. Damn.

Who is it? Oh yes, it is Minx! Being the busy girl she is, this may be a bit.

*Innocently lures the Series conversationist to the edge of the pool and in one quick sweep, pushes them all in*

There now, cool off and get ready to play tag! :D

My my you kids have been awfully busy while I've been daydreaming! :lol:

And...I find myself it once again...gee I feel so special - it's been so long since I got to pick on anyone! Hmmmm who to pick....who to pick. Let me just tiptoe on over here....sneak up and *smack* right on the ass! hawkeye....you would now be it - have fun! :lol:

Now what the heck does NiceGuy think he's doing locking the darn bar up??? Good thing I brought my own supply because I just don't think I can bring myself to cheer for the Broncs.

Minx saunters back over to G_Whiz who has gone back to relaxing in the hot tub. Here you go my friend, a nice glass of Pinot Auxerrois from a nice little vineyard in BC called Gray Monk.
Ahhhhhhhh.....good isn't it?
:)

I agree about the Broncos. No way I can root for them ponies. :D

*G_Whiz swirls, sniffs and tastes*

Nice choice Minx. I'll have to see if there is a local supply of it. :p Any particular vintage that I should look for??

Now where were we???

Hmmm... Niceguy has given me absolut power over the alchohol. Well absolut power corrupts absolutly. I might be able to be bribed.

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Rumor has it that the 2001 grapes were particularly tasty from the extremely hot temperatures. The way I see it, you can never go wrong with any of their wines! Check out one of their reds sometime.....I know you will enjoy them. :)

As I said, I'll look for it. Obviously, we have a few good sources of wine around here. :p I do prefer reds, but I won't refuse a good white now and then. :D

Thanks.

Now, where's hawkeye. I thought he was complaining about not being tagged. Now he disappears?? :crazy:

moi? complaining? I should be ashamed of myself. < bad, bad hawkeye...> now, lesse, who hasn't been tagged for a while...
oh SiN, dear, You're It!

NiceGuy is spotted escorting his "friends" from the back room to their vehicle. The vehicle pulls away. NiceGuy changes from his sexy suit into something more comfortable...not that the suit isn't comfortable to wear... He procedes to tell mirevolver that since the boss is gone, the alcohol is open to anyone, with special preference to those rooting for the Aves.

Go Aves!

everyone is it! i tag minx :D

i havent been around lately but im back

:D Good to have you back but I do believe our lovely SiN is it! Why don't you just join us in the hot tub MacGnG? :)

Hey MacGnG!!! WB

Come on in, the water's fine, the company's finer and we've got some really nice wine. :D

I'm amazed at how many responses this thread got. But I guess no one can turn down a good ole game of tag.

I think the open bar,the pool, the hot tub, the slip-n-slides and the twister game is actually a bigger draw than the tag game itself... I could be wrong.

erm, nah..i think you're rite. ;)

oh, and the tfp-chixors in the swimsuits (or birthday suits!:o) ...perhaps you boys are here for that too? :p

...neways....seems i'm it, eh?

hrm... *ponders* ... hrm...

and then, i see a funky-looking smiling green creature galloping towards me :eek:

do i run-n-hide?

or jump in the http://www.phuketdir.com/apthotbaan/swimming-pool.jpg and swim away?...

...or do i poke him in the butt and say 'Asta!' :crazy:

...er, i meant to say 'tag!'

K-Wise is It :D

SiN....just poke him in the butt and then you may join the happy crew in the hot tub!

:lol:

Oh .... by the way G_Whiz....I have chilled a nice bottle of Sumac Ridge Pinot Blanc for us (even though you are a red type). It's what I call a nice "quiet" wine....here - cheers!

*clink*

:)

Come on in SiN, the water's fine. :D

Thanks for the wine, Minx. There's nothing wrong with a white occasionally. :lol: In fact, last night I was drinking a Kenwood Yulupa Chardonnay with dinner.

*clink*

Grapes for the 2002 Yulupa Chardonnay were harvested in mid-September after an exceptional growing season. Thirty percent of the juice was barrel fermented and aged on the lees in French and American oak barrels. A portion of the wine underwent malolactic fermentation to create a subtle round character. The remaining juice was fermented in stainless steel tanks to preserve the bright, citrus flavors balanced in this wine.

Hmmmmmmm.....sounds good! :D

*Minx leans back in the hot tub (oh boy that feels good!!!!) and sips her wine while awaiting the appearance of K-Wise.*

So I'm just walkin around mindin my own business and SiN jumps out the bushes & tags me! So I tagged Iktoweya and called no tag backs :D So don't answer any private messages from Iktoweya.

Iktoweya is it.

Asta!!

Just enjoy it, don't explain it!! :D

It was a nice wine. Let's just say that the bottle emptied quickly. :lol:

*G_Whiz reaches over to rub Minx's shoulders*

i was minding my own business in my tree swing when out of no where i just get whapped and all i see is k-wise running off yelling "Tag You're It"

as i regain my composure i tiptoe over to flamingpeach "tag you're it"

hmmmmmm flamingpeach is it eh???? That can only mean one thing.................



Its time for me to get another beer.


As I look back at my posts here i notice I drink too much..... hehehe

Ahhhh, flamingpeach... Another lovely young lady invited to play or wonderful game.

I'll just stay here in the hot tub, drinking wine with Minx. Maybe flamingpeach will join us after she executes the duties of being IT. :suave:

Until then, I'll lay low. :D

NiceGuy mixes a round of London Fog, goes to a grass area nearby, puts on some sunblock, and then lays down to catch some rays and enjoy the drink on the comfortable grass.

London Fog:
1 oz. White creme de menthe
1/2 oz. anisette
1 scoop of Vanilla ice cream
Mix ingredients in a blender and pour into a chilled parfait glass.

hrm i wonder is flamingpeach is ok i did tag her pretty hard

Hey G_Whiz...thanks for the back rub, also! I needed that! :)
And that was a great bottle you shared - I guess it's my turn now. Hmmmmmm how about a nice little Sumac Ridge Pinot Noir. I think you will enjoy it!

Darn iktoweya....I think you may have knocked the poor girl out when you tagged her! She's been quiet for a while.....

No problem. Anytime you feel the need for a backrub, just let me know. Actually, that applies to a front rub too. :p

Nice choice of wines. I do enjoy a good Pinot once in a while. I don't know if you saw my journal entry from yesterday, but I have a new red to try this weekend. I'll let you know how it goes. :D

I sure hope flamingpeach is OK. She is so sensitive, you know. :lol:

NiceGuy wakes up from his nap in the grass to some very bad news. He goes to the bar, grabs much hard alcohol and even more wine, takes them to the back room with him, and crawls under the bar in there. He then drinks in the dark and quiet place until he passes out.

[me]shakes flaming peach[says]wake up lass you're it[/says][/me]

i have this distinct feeling that she does not want to play in that she has posted elsewhere after i have PMed her hrm

Please do! :)

If flamingpeach isn't coming out to play then I'm taking over! And...I'm going to drag some new blood into this game :D
Hmmmm - let's go on a hunt for someone who likes his nonsence but hasn't come to visit us.
*Minx runs over....taps flyman on the shoulder while he's busy posting somewhere else, smiles and says "You're it! Come play with us - we have a bar and I've got a beer on ice for you!"

well.............allrighty then.....

the last time i was it was on like page 2 i think.

beer???............on ice too?????..............

yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww...............

thanks for the tag sweetie.....i guess i'll tag......oh.....bundy

yeah that's it.........hey bundy get your ass in here.

you're it man.

AHA!! New blood. Good to see that the game is afoot!! :D

*G-Whiz goes to the bar and mixes up a batch of Bloody Marys. Then retires to the grass to lounge in the sun*

I know you visited us before Flyman but it's just been so damned long! And hey....what other place had a nice cold beer waiting for you?! ;)

*Feeling a little off today ( read....feeling nasty) Minx grabs a bottle of Jose C. gold and handfull of limes and quietly slips up to the bar and proceeds to get inebriated.

I'm sooo sorry , i have popup's disabled so i didn't know i had a pm until today. Maybe next time. :(

hey, i´m already here buddy... i´ve just been hanging out in the bathroom queue... always great conversation there!!

like for instance, i was chatting to G_Whiz, what a great guy!!
ladies, did yall know he´s got a phD in spa massages??

oh, and i choose you Munku...

(sorry, i normally call him munky, but munku rhymed)

its cool

*ikky jumps with joy as his personal keg of guiness has just arrived*

Now there you go giving away my secrets. :D I guess that I've got be more careful about what I tell people confidentially. :lol:



What's this "personal keg" stuff. Come on, we share in the game. :thumbsup:

hrm ok ill share

I feel honored.. Thanks Bundo. :P

Umm pikachu I choose BONES!

Because umm.. Well I dont know why. Cause bones will coem in and say something really funny or stupid.. and Umm stupidity is cool. I think.

GOGO BONES!

*shalafi stumbles back to the party bleary eyed and promptly falls head first into the pool and surfaces sputtering with a bottle of casa noble anejo*
sweet!! thats where i left it. well bottoms up.

* awaits the hillarity of bones'ss'ss's (i hate that plural posessive) arival*

Ahhhh! That's why the backrubs in the hot tub were so great G_Whiz! :D

I hear Bones is it.....this should be fun!

come on bones...............we're waiting for your.....ummmm.....

response.

did someone message bones to let him know that he was tagged???

celebrating the fall back ikky hands out bull blasters

Excuse the innocence here but what exactly is a bull blaster?

:o

its when you take a shot glass of yager and drop in to a half filled glass of redbull (the power drink) then you just chug it. it'll keep you up for a long time.

sometimes reffered to as yager bombs or yager blasters ive just always heard it as a bull blaster.

I'll stick to beer..................... and I believe its time for another.

hmmm bull blaster sounds like it probably tastes vile but what the hell......Im in!!

Aye Matey!

Here's what we should be drinking (in preparation of the looting, pillaging and raping!)

:D

http://www.fiendation.com/people/mcguirk/ship2.gif

I don't know about the rapin' part, but the rest sounds good to me. I prefer cooperative ladies. :lol:

Belay that!! Let's party. :D

:lol: Opps! Sorry G_Whiz.....I was more referring to the "horde" alter-ego I have happening!

But I second the let's party idea! Hey....who was it anyways? I think we lost them.....

NiceGuy stubles out of the back room, takes the Captain Morgan Spiced Rum bottle from Minx, and mixes his own specialty drink:

NiceGuy pours 1 cup of tropical punch in the blender. He then pours a dash of cosmopolitan mix in (for the craynberry flavor), a dash of pina colada mix in (for the coconut flavor), two dashes of Grenadine (GOOD STUFF!), a bit of apple juice for the apple flavor, and two or three or so scoups of Vanalla Ice Cream. He then puts in a few ounces of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum (just enough for a spiced rum accent, probably a couple of shots), some ice cubes, and a few (4 or 5) frozen strawberries. He blends it for a few minutes until creamy.

Serves 2 to 4, depending on glass size. Short glass: 4 people. Tall glass: 2 people with a bit extra.

It's kind of like a smoothie with alcohol. It's my own special recipy. Any ideas for a name?

who wants pizza?