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mirevolver 01-24-2004 12:00 AM

Not much, I was 10-12 years old at the time.

ForgottenKnight 01-24-2004 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mirevolver
*Thinks about his last conversation with some Brits and musters up a british accent*
"NiceGuy, I'd like a Vodka Martini, shaken...not stirred."

*NiceGuy puts on his scottish accent*
Are ye sure you wouldn't rather have a wee bit of scotch?:lol:

*NiceGuy puts on his Irish accent*
Nay laddie... Give him the tap ale.:lol:

mirevolver 01-24-2004 12:08 AM

quite sure. A vodka Martini, shaken not stirred if you please.

sillygirl 01-24-2004 12:10 AM

Yum! Would you mind making me a LemonDrop Martini, while you're over there? :)

ForgottenKnight 01-24-2004 12:12 AM

*NiceGuy puts on his British accent*

Very well sir. Very well. A good choice, if I might say sir.

I took the liberty of garnishing it with an olive. Do enjoy sir.

ForgottenKnight 01-24-2004 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
Yum! Would you mind making me a LemonDrop Martini, while you're over there? :)
*NiceGuy continues in the British accent*
Bloody Hell! Now I must make them for everyone or be considered a bastad!:lol:
*NiceGuy back in normal voice*
Just Kidding. I just wanted to swear in that accent.:lol:
*NiceGuy puts back on his British accent*
Lemondrop Martini? A good choice madam!
*NiceGuy serves both Martinies.*

iktoweya 01-24-2004 04:30 AM

*ikky jumps in the tub and starts to play footsies with Minx and Angel*

sillygirl 01-24-2004 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiceGuy
*NiceGuy continues in the British accent*
Bloody Hell! Now I must make them for everyone or be considered a bastad!:lol:
*NiceGuy back in normal voice*
Just Kidding. I just wanted to swear in that accent.:lol:
*NiceGuy puts back on his British accent*
Lemondrop Martini? A good choice madam!
*NiceGuy serves both Martinies.*

You're the best, NiceGuy, but then, I've said that before, haven't I? ;) :icare:

Minx 01-24-2004 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iktoweya
*ikky jumps in the tub and starts to play footsies with Minx and Angel*
Hey ikky! Good to have you come and join us again! :D

Angel 01-24-2004 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iktoweya
*ikky jumps in the tub and starts to play footsies with Minx and Angel*
what have we here? ikky is back and just as frisky! Glad to have you back. :)

ahhh, so many feet! This one is soft, this one is a little rugged, oh this one is hairy, this one is....oops....that isn't a foot! :lol:

*kneels down beside niceguys mudslide and begins licking the whipped cream off of the top*

mirevolver 01-24-2004 09:12 PM

well since Iktoweya is keeping Angel and Minx busy, I'll just go see how I can keep sillygirl entertained.

minyn 01-25-2004 12:30 AM

Niceguy - the drink you were describing a ways back is called a MUFFDIVER not a mudslide

note the raging sexual innuendo =P

minyn 01-25-2004 12:31 AM

and look at Minx go!!!

Minx 01-25-2004 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by minyn
and look at Minx go!!!
It's all about the fun minyn! :D

Now...if only G_Whiz would join in, we'd be set!

sillygirl 01-25-2004 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mirevolver
well since Iktoweya is keeping Angel and Minx busy, I'll just go see how I can keep sillygirl entertained.
I'm not too difficult to entertain! LOTS of things are fun! :p

G_Whiz 01-25-2004 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
It's all about the fun minyn! :D

Now...if only G_Whiz would join in, we'd be set!

It's definitely all about the fun. :)

Sorry I've been missing this weekend. As I said in my journal, things have been busy in real life.

Now, then where were we? Minx, I think you were over here and Angel on the other side. Now that I have both hands occupied, we can discuss where this goes from here. :D

Of course, if either of you want a break, I'm sure that minyn or someone else would like to take your place. ;)

ForgottenKnight 01-25-2004 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by minyn
Niceguy - the drink you were describing a ways back is called a MUFFDIVER not a mudslide

note the raging sexual innuendo =P

Like I had said... I didn't remember the name, and it started with an mu, so close enough.:lol:

Quote:

Originally posted by minyn
and look at Minx go!!!
You know... I think that we might be able to compete against that if you're willing to give it a shot...;):suave:

mirevolver 01-25-2004 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
I'm not too difficult to entertain! LOTS of things are fun! :p
Well let's start by giving you a nice massaging backrub.

ApexgriN 01-25-2004 10:59 PM

I've been tagged, sorry I'm a bit late to respond. Mind if I join? Got a pitcher of Oatmeal Stout if anyone would like a glass.

BTW, I'm anti-swimsuit. unf unf! :)

sillygirl 01-26-2004 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mirevolver
Well let's start by giving you a nice massaging backrub.
Backrubs are one of my favorite things! Miaow! =^-^= *purrs contentedly* I've been so sore lately!

Minx 01-26-2004 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by G_Whiz
Now, then where were we? Minx, I think you were over here and Angel on the other side. Now that I have both hands occupied, we can discuss where this goes from here. :D
You've been so good to Angel and I that it's your turn for some spoiling GW! Let me give you a nice little massage to help you relax. Now....where should I rub? :lol:

Quote:

Originally posted by ApexgriN
I've been tagged, sorry I'm a bit late to respond. Mind if I join? Got a pitcher of Oatmeal Stout if anyone would like a glass.

BTW, I'm anti-swimsuit. unf unf! :)

Welcome to the game ApexgriN....and here I though StormBerlin was it! Don't forget to tag someone and then come and play with us! :D

iktoweya 01-26-2004 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Hey ikky! Good to have you come and join us again! :D
its definitely my pleasure

Quote:

Originally posted by Angel
what have we here? ikky is back and just as frisky! Glad to have you back. :)

ahhh, so many feet! This one is soft, this one is a little rugged, oh this one is hairy, this one is....oops....that isn't a foot! :lol:

*kneels down beside niceguys mudslide and begins licking the whipped cream off of the top*

the soft feet are mine :D
hrm since GW is getting the treatment Minx and Angel to have a few unattended areas looks like im going to have to do what i have to do

mirevolver 01-26-2004 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
Backrubs are one of my favorite things! Miaow! =^-^= *purrs contentedly* I've been so sore lately!
I love it when I make ladies purr. :lol:

sillygirl 01-26-2004 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mirevolver
I love it when I make ladies purr. :lol:
=^-^= Purrrrrr.. ;)

ApexgriN 01-26-2004 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Welcome to the game ApexgriN....and here I though StormBerlin was it! Don't forget to tag someone and then come and play with us! :D
She was... heh. I've tagged my first "victim". :) *jumps in*

ahhh, that's better.

Lexi 01-26-2004 09:07 PM

Aw shit.

So... am I supposed to tag someone that hasn't been tagged? I'm a n00b for chrissake!

Minx 01-26-2004 10:10 PM

Lexi! Welcome! :)

No worries! Are you the next it? :) If so...then pick someone to tag (let us know here and it is always a good idea to pm them to let them know!).

Then...once tagging duties are done...come play with us! Yay! We are such a fun bunch, really!

Right people? *Minx looks around....*

ApexgriN 01-26-2004 10:11 PM

uhm, right!

now get in the hottub!

ForgottenKnight 01-26-2004 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Then...once tagging duties are done...come play with us! Yay! We are such a fun bunch, really!

Right people? *Minx looks around....*

Right!

*NiceGuy brings out a round of strawberry margaritas.*

iktoweya 01-27-2004 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Then...once tagging duties are done...come play with us! Yay! We are such a fun bunch, really!

Right people? *Minx looks around....*

*ikky removes his tongue from Minx*
of course
*me continues*

sillygirl 01-27-2004 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiceGuy
Right!

*NiceGuy brings out a round of strawberry margaritas.*

Oh, NiceGuy, you always know what a girl wants to drink! ;)

Lexi 01-27-2004 06:54 PM

Onodrim's it! *runs*

mirevolver 01-27-2004 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
Oh, NiceGuy, you always know what a girl wants to drink! ;)
NiceGuy and I make a wonderful team. My hands working their magic on her back, him working his magic with a blender. The end result puts sillygirl in paradise.

sillygirl 01-27-2004 07:18 PM

Yes, you two certainly are the best team I can imagine! How can I repay you? ;)

onodrim 01-27-2004 07:29 PM

To prove he too is loved, onodrim tags......cnor! :)

Now I think I'll have one of those margaritas NiceGuy. :p

ForgottenKnight 01-27-2004 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by onodrim
To prove he too is loved, onodrim tags......cnor! :)

Now I think I'll have one of those margaritas NiceGuy. :p

*NiceGuy serves one to onodrim*

Astrocloud 01-27-2004 09:20 PM

What are you drinking here anyways?

My cat wants a beer.

sillygirl 01-27-2004 09:37 PM

I want some green apple vodka

ForgottenKnight 01-27-2004 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
I want some green apple vodka
NiceGuy dissapears for a bit, and then later reapears with some green apple vodka. He sets the bottle and a shot glass next to sillygirl and resumes his post behind the bar.

sillygirl 01-27-2004 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NiceGuy
NiceGuy dissapears for a bit, and then later reapears with some green apple vodka. He sets the bottle and a shot glass next to sillygirl and resumes his post behind the bar.
I think I'm in love... :love:

Midnight_Son 01-28-2004 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
I think I'm in love... :love:

hhhmmm......Could be love....or perhaps it's that queesy sick feeling when deep down in your heart when you know......YOU'RE IT!

minyn 01-28-2004 06:18 AM

Hooks up her own hammock for lounge time! i like my idea. i shall be back later!!!

sillygirl 01-28-2004 08:49 AM

*shrieks as Cnor smacks her butt*

OshnShoul's IT now, guys!

Hey, Cnor, is that you in your avatar? :love:

Midnight_Son 01-28-2004 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
*shrieks as Cnor smacks her butt*

OshnShoul's IT now, guys!

Hey, Cnor, is that you in your avatar? :love:

sure is...sorry about the red hand print.:thumbsup:

sillygirl 01-28-2004 08:58 AM

You're cute! :icare:

And the handprint will go away.. it just stings a little...

Hey NiceGuy, when you get a chance, can I have a Mai Tai?

Midnight_Son 01-28-2004 10:58 AM

I'll have a Jack & Coke
*sits down next to sillygirl

sillygirl 01-28-2004 10:59 AM

*scoots close to cnor and smiles sweetly* Hiya!

Midnight_Son 01-28-2004 12:33 PM

so....wanna get in the hot tub? it might make your ass feel better.

sillygirl 01-28-2004 01:40 PM

Sure, but only if you'll sit really close to me ;)

01-28-2004 03:05 PM

Ok, I've been tagged and I assume now it's my turn tag someone who hasn't been yet.............here I go!
(watch who I bring in! I already know.........)

sillygirl 01-28-2004 03:06 PM

Hey, Osh! I really like your avatar! And welcome to the game! I'm glad you joined us!

moonstrucksoul 01-28-2004 03:17 PM

snared by the love of my life, thanks oshn

Midnight_Son 01-28-2004 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
Sure, but only if you'll sit really close to me ;)
well...ok, but I didn't bring any shorts.......
*gets naked and jumps in:D

sillygirl 01-28-2004 03:41 PM

Sounds like fun!

ForgottenKnight 01-28-2004 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
Hey NiceGuy, when you get a chance, can I have a Mai Tai?
Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
I'll have a Jack & Coke

*NiceGuy serves the Mai Tai and Jack & Coke.*

sillygirl 01-28-2004 04:05 PM

YUM! :D

Jephree 01-28-2004 05:14 PM

no double stampies

fhqwhgads 01-28-2004 10:44 PM

Seems I've been tagged. :)

motdakasha is it, simply because I love the avatar.

mirevolver 01-28-2004 11:27 PM

Wow, all of a sudden, a tag game broke out. It's like people actually read the title.

I for one thought this was just a nude party.

sillygirl 01-28-2004 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mirevolver
I for one thought this was just a nude party.
It is ;) Now why don't you come sit next to me?

vapusforever 01-28-2004 11:53 PM

this doesnt really make any sense, how are people being tagged at all here? Whatever!!

sillygirl 01-28-2004 11:55 PM

People are tagged when they get a PM telling them so ;)

mirevolver 01-29-2004 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
It is ;) Now why don't you come sit next to me?
Certaintly, always willing to fulfill the wishes of a lady.

*Sits next to sillygirl and puts his arm around her to cuddle her.*

sillygirl 01-29-2004 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mirevolver
Certaintly, always willing to fulfill the wishes of a lady.

*Sits next to sillygirl and puts his arm around her to cuddle her.*

*Snuggles up to mirevolver, while sipping at her Mai Tai*

Midnight_Son 01-29-2004 06:19 AM

*enjoying my Jack & Coke and wondering why mirevolver is sitting on my lap..........

sillygirl 01-29-2004 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
*enjoying my Jack & Coke and wondering why mirevolver is sitting on my lap..........
Now now, boys... here... let me squeeze between the two of you... ;) There. Isn't that better? :icare:

Midnight_Son 01-29-2004 07:59 AM

thanks...the whole naked man ass thing was creeping me out a little. nothing personal man!

sillygirl...are sure you sure your hand should be there? we hardly know each other:)

minyn 01-29-2004 09:20 AM

Naked in the hammock! sorry, back to sleep... orsomethign like sleep =P

Midnight_Son 01-29-2004 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by minyn
Naked in the hammock! sorry, back to sleep... orsomethign like sleep =P
You’re going to look like a waffle when you get out of that thing!:lol:

sillygirl 01-29-2004 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor

sillygirl...are sure you sure your hand should be there? we hardly know each other:)

Sorry, cnor, I just couldn't resist! :o

Midnight_Son 01-29-2004 12:37 PM

ok, but it'll cost you a nickel.

sillygirl 01-29-2004 12:52 PM

Oh... well, I'm sure you're worth more than that... but howbout a kiss on the cheek instead? :icare:

mirevolver 01-29-2004 02:43 PM

Sorry about that whole mixup cnor, but when sillygirl asked me to sit next to her I could barely contain my exictment.

ForgottenKnight 01-29-2004 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by minyn
Naked in the hammock! sorry, back to sleep... orsomethign like sleep =P
That appears to be something that you might need help with...
*NiceGuy brings a few drinks with him to see if minyn needs any "help" or anything.*;)

Midnight_Son 01-29-2004 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
Oh... well, I'm sure you're worth more than that... but howbout a kiss on the cheek instead? :icare:
sure sweetie.....you don't look like you bite:icare:

...hard





.

sillygirl 01-29-2004 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
sure sweetie.....you don't look like you bite:icare:

...hard


I only bite when it's requested of me..... 0:-)

motdakasha 01-29-2004 07:37 PM

I got tagged!
ratbastid's gonna git it.

ratbastid 01-30-2004 05:11 AM

Wow! I got some from motdakasha! And I didn't even have to ask nicely! :thumbsup:

Am I breaking a party rule, here? Do I need to let a page or two of party silliness happen before I tag the next victim?

Probably so. What the hell...

Grabs a drink and slowly saunters (naked) around the party. Whooooo's it going to be? :D :D :D

Midnight_Son 01-30-2004 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
I only bite when it's requested of me..... 0:-)
mmm....scoot alittle closer so we can talk about it;)

sillygirl 01-30-2004 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
mmm....scoot alittle closer so we can talk about it;)
*scoots closer and winks at cnor over her Mai Tai*

Minx 01-30-2004 02:09 PM

Okay! I'm back! What did I miss?
Huh? :D

and hey...where the heck is my frosty cool drink????

sillygirl 01-30-2004 07:20 PM

Well, Mirevolver and cnor got kinda close, but that's been taken care of... I don't know where GW went though.... :confused:

ForgottenKnight 01-30-2004 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
hey...where the heck is my frosty cool drink????
Missing a drink? Here, have another!
*NiceGuy hands Minx a Pina Colada made from cream of coconut, pinapple juice, banana rum, ice, and some vanilla ice cream to make it smooth and creamy.*

ForgottenKnight 01-30-2004 09:11 PM

*NiceGuy mixes another batch of Pina Coladas and serves all!*

iktoweya 01-31-2004 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
Okay! I'm back! What did I miss?
Huh? :D

and hey...where the heck is my frosty cool drink????

well i was giving you a tongue massage :)

ratbastid 01-31-2004 05:15 AM

*nonchalantly walking around the party, observing the fun*

*suddenly out of nowhere there's a SMACK on ~springrain's butt*

YOU'RE IT!!!

~springrain 01-31-2004 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ratbastid
*nonchalantly walking around the party, observing the fun*

*suddenly out of nowhere there's a SMACK on ~springrain's butt*

*jumps up startled*... waaait just a minute... *looking around toward ratbastid*... could you do that again? *impish smile*

*runs over to lurkette... and plants a big wet sloppy one upon her lips*

you're it! :D

lurkette 01-31-2004 09:45 AM

Mmmmm......can I be it all the time? :D

*plants a soft, sweet kiss on ~springrain's forehead, grins impishly and runs off to tag...

skaterpunk! yer it!

Midnight_Son 01-31-2004 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
*scoots closer and winks at cnor over her Mai Tai*
snuggles up to sillygirl & gives her a coy little smile:cool:

sillygirl 01-31-2004 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
snuggles up to sillygirl & gives her a coy little smile:cool:
;):icare:

skaterpunk 02-01-2004 06:05 AM

I look ever so sadistically around the arena... and find arch13 dozing off in the corner, so i ever so slightly walk over pull out a warm glass of water... place his fingers in it, then leave a sheet of paper in front of it saying "congratulations, you're now the center of attention... you be it foo!

(PS: Shouldnt have gotten so excited!)"

sillygirl 02-01-2004 10:00 AM

:lol: best way ever to tag someone!!

arch13 02-01-2004 11:25 AM

looking around the house with an ever so evil smile, I sneak up behind Numist, bonking him on the head with a nerf dildo!

Tag! Your It!

numist 02-01-2004 05:34 PM

how rude...

numist goes off to sneak up on GakFace and nail him to the wall with his tsai... your it, man.

GakFace 02-01-2004 07:00 PM

You'll hear from me NEWmist.... Mark My Words! :)

/me spoofs the Hyena, grabs his tail and tugs hard..

You're It!!

/me runs like the wind!

Fearless_Hyena 02-01-2004 07:04 PM

The Fearless Hyena dodges and evades but to no avail.....

but encounters a giant hamburger!!! TAG now, I think Giant Hamburger is it!!!

Midnight_Son 02-02-2004 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
;):icare:
It's getting pretty noisey around here honey, I'll be back in a few.... *gets REALLY close to sillygirl and disapears under the water;)

sillygirl 02-02-2004 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
It's getting pretty noisey around here honey, I'll be back in a few.... *gets REALLY close to sillygirl and disapears under the water;)
*squirms and giggles as cnor disappears* ;)

Midnight_Son 02-02-2004 08:07 AM

*pops head out of water, takes a breath, smiles......and is gone again

Minx 02-02-2004 08:18 AM

A girl disappears for a little bit and look at all the actual tagging going on! Holy cow! :lol:

Minx relaxes with a cold drink and waits for GH to turn up with his unique humor......


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