I think we just wait until Minx get's fed up and takes matters into her own hands.

Or, being the last person to make a tag, you could tag someone else.

I love it. We have rules for what to do when nothing is happening.

In cases like that there is only one thing to do...

*G_Whiz hits the Slip and Slide and slips all the way*

Now, who's minding the bar?????

NiceGuy is Back! He runs and slides down the slip 'n slide before requesting some good TECHNO like some Oakenfold, Van Dike, Ayla, Armin van Buuren...

Yea dude, oakenfold is what i will play, i have DUBbed my self DJ Tag. hehe or maybe DJ It. lol but either way oakenfold playing. im leearning this dj thing so no fancy stuff should be expected.

Sweet! We got Oakenfold's music thanks to DJ MacGnG, slip 'n slide fun, and a couple of Big Hot Hooters on the way. :lol:

NiceGuy pours 1 oz Tequila and 3/4 oz Amaretto into a glass 1/2 full of ice. He fills with pineapple juice and tops with 1 oz Grenadine. He adds a cherry and serves the "Big Hot Hooter" with a straw. He mixes a round and passes one to everyone.

Thanks NiceGuy. Good to see you back behind the bar.

I wonder if it's time to get back in the shrubs again. It's been pretty quiet for a while.

Okay okay okay....jeez....a girl has just a little tiny bit of fun sliding on wet plastic and the place goes to hell.
NiceGuy...I'd love a gin & tonic with a lime please. Make it Bombay, if you have it.
Well it looks like I have to appoint a new, improved, official "it".
Hey.....SiN has been hanging out with us and seems like a lot of fun......I'll just sneak by and give her a little slap on the ass!
You are it...ha ha - now...back to the slip & slide!

Oh and Richeee...you are the best sweetie! :D

Comming right up Minx...one Bombay gin & tonic.

NiceGuy mixes and serves the drink, then goes for another few slides on the slip 'n slide.

w00tw00t, Minxie touched my butt :D



now...hmmm....

/me looks around...sees a tallish guy with short dark hair...thinks to herself 'ooo, is that HiM? the one and only....

Halx!

/me walks over and touches him on the....

noooo, not on the whitesnake!!@!1! :eek:

...arm, and says 'yuo're it hun'

:)

I woulda RATHER you touched me where you were thinkin' of! :p

*sees Plummie walk by*

*slowly tip-toes after her.....*

*TAG*

Rats! Just as I was about to hop in the pool...

http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/ruinkai/jarswim1a.gif

*Sprints over to TAG phredgreen before she cannonballs into the pool*

whee! :D

agh. i hate being it.

<i>*phred reaches across to bluebongo and tags her it. :)</i>

What if I had my fingers crossed when he did it... does it count then?

*wakes up from BlueBongo fondling him*
what? who? huh?
*slaps meanspleen on the butt*
Go make me some money
*goes back to sleep*

Gosh darnit. I hate it when people slap me on the butt and don't give me a cookie. I'm suing all y'all for all the dough in the land!!

But first.... TAG!!!! ROCKZILLA'S IT!!

Wow, BlueBongo that was the most subtle tag I've seen. I didn't even see you mention Ganguro by name.

With that, I'll join Plummie in the pool. Look out Plummie, here I come.

GW may I join you and Plummie in the pool?
I'm sorta confused now as to who is it!

Hey...are suits optional? :D

Suits???? Who's wearing a suit?

Plummie, you wearing one???

I agree the IT-thing keeps getting confused. Of course, the amount I've been drinking may have something to do with it.

Anyhooo, come on in Minx, the water is fine.

(goes over to the cooler for a beer)

That's it, I'm gonna find Giant Hamburger, and tag him.

(goes back to cooler for a few more, in case the chase takes more than 5 minutes)

Ah, glad to see the tag game back on it's feet.

Now, if you don't mind. I'm going to relax in the hottub.

I was wearing one, but not anymore!!! *flings her top off*

Ahhhh so much betta... :D

*Climbs up on the floating raft and starts soaking in the sun*

Hail Past Its, Future Its, and TFPers in general!

Hear me for my cause, and be silent, that you may hear.
Believe me for mine honor, and have respect to mine honor, that you may believe. Censure me in your wisdom, and awake all your senses, that you may be the better judge. The time has come in our virtual lives for another IT.

In the esteemed Rockzilla's capacity as the most former IT, he has bestowed upon me this grand privilege to choose among my peers the one that will go forth and carry on our legacy with great abandon. I do not take this charge lightly. I choose one who has a subtle power. He is a diamond that wants to stay coal. He is the hazy sunlight that lurks behind a cloud. In your human tongue he is referred to as Stiltzkin.

Honor him with a drink for you know now who stands before you with the title of IT.

My work here is done,
-GH

Good lord, now we have major exposition attached to the tag!!!

*G_Whiz slips under water and flips Plummie's raft*

Hey Minx, any idea what the menu is for the weekend?

Very eloquent, well spoken. I have never met a hamburger quite so well-versed as yourself, Giant Hamburger. For once, Hail Giant Hamburger!

Hmm... looks like I am now "IT". I have PMed the next victim ::rubs hands together menacingly::

We await his response! :thumbsup:

Oh god, now we have secret ITs!!!!!

*G_Whiz gets out of the pool to retrieve another Guiness*

*Plummie blasts G_Whiz with the super soaker laying next to the pool*

Mua! :D Now you'll leave me alone!

NiceGuy passes out a few super soakers, and lays some more by the pool. He shoots mirevolver, and yells, "Water Fight!" :lol:

NiceGuy hopes that his massive water gun will discourage the "it" from getting him...

I was away for a week in spa resort.

Plummie dear, there ain't no way I'm leaving you alone. :p

*G-Whiz grabs a super soaker and blasts Giant Hamburger in the back of the head. Then, dives into the pool with Minx*

Hey, suviko, come on in, the water's fine.

Is "massive water gun" some kind of euphemism? **shudders and backs away slowly, averting eyes**

Wow, stiltz, checking the time stamp, you really did your homework. 9 out of 10 nights you would have caught me logged in. But the opportunity to go "snorkling" with Mrs. G-pod presented itself and I can never resist :p

Learning from your experience, I'll check to see who's logged in and... watch your backs, and your PM's, everybody!

AARF! No rest for the wicked!

/me takes out the peashooter and tags Sty

hmph... /me takes out his humongous lead-filled keyboard and throws it in the general direction of double...

*THUMP*

...scores...

/me is the DJ and b takin requests.

...im also takin a break to join the topless females in the pool :)

Mirevolver jumps out of the hot tub and into the pool.

OH MY GOD THAT'S COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nudity in the pool!?! I need another drink...

NiceGuy takes another drink from the fridge, takes a sip while walking over to the pool, sets down the drink on the side, examines the pool, and after a moment, dives in.

hey mac how about playing
"Whomp there IT is"??
/me grins

Well let's see...a nice little lobster fest on the BBQ would be kinda cool! mmmmm....lobster! :)
*Minx stretches out on an air mattress in the pool to soak up a few rays...

haha yea no prob, i'll mix it up.

/me scratches....

::taps foot:: ::checks watch:: ::waits patiently::

:thumbsup:

Hmmmmm, lobster sounds great. Good idea, Minx. I'm up for that.

Now, who is IT? Is it double? I'm getting lost again. I guess I need another brew to go with my lobster.

Yeah I'm a bit confused too, G whiz... So did Stiltzkin tag ol' Grumpy? Who's IT?

I too am confused by these cloak and dagger tags. Who's it?

I think double is it.. Sty tagged her (with a keyboard?) lol.

Maybe we should pm her. :)

I think that a memo (PM) would be helpful in getting the game going again.

Yes Double is it but I think something may have gotten lost in the pm'ing part of life! :lol:
That's ok...we got a lobster feast coming up, tunes, a kick-ass bartender and a hot tub for later. Life is good!
If Double doesn't show up I'll just have the happy task of picking on someone new!

*G_Whiz kisses Minx on the tush*

Thanks for clarifying things. Now where's that lobster. I've got my bib ready. :D

*G_Whiz slides back into the pool*

Oooouuuch.... /me gets hit by Stys heavy HC keyboard, picks it up and throws it at ...hmm.... :hmm: *looks around* .... phred !!
:D

Ah, looks as though the game's back on.

Mirevolver dives in the pool and holds his breath for as long as he can at the bottom to avoid any tags.

NiceGuy mixes a round of All-American Daiquiries.

Starting with the Blue Layer, he mixes 3/4 oz light rum, 1 1/2 oz sour, and 10 fresh blueberrries with 1 cup of ice. In another container, he mixes the Red Layer. He throws 3/4 oz light rum, 4 fresh, large strawberries with 1 cup ice and mixes. He pours the blue layer in a glass, then the red layer. He then tops with Whipped Cream and a cherry. He repeats this process in larger quantities, and serves to all who are around to take one.

Thanks NiceGuy. I appreciate the drink.

Now where's Minx with those lobsters????

the game is back on, and so is da music...

/me *scratches* while little furry animals ride on turntables

Tag!!!


YOUR IT!!!!

Sorry G_Whiz.....here are the lobsters!! Oh oh.....phredgreen HATES this game and he's it! This may take a while to get going.
Thanks for the drink NiceGuy...oh hey......everyone......it's NiceGuy's birthday today!!!!! I think we should give him the bumps and then chuck him in the pool just to show how much we care! :lol: No seriously...here's a birthday kiss just for you :icare:

Thanks Minx. I agree with you. Let's dogpile on the barkeep. :p

Happy Birthday, NiceGuy. :D :crazy: :lol:



Now, what to we have to do to get phred to join in???

hmmmmmm we have a lobster fest, cold drinks, a pool with (gasp) gorgeous naked chicks, a hot tub, a slip & slide, a DJ....I'm fresh out of ideas!

*GASP* Whew, I was down at the bottom of the pool for a long time.

*sniff* Why do I smell lobster? *Heads to the BBQ to investigate.

NiceGuy brings the cake and servers all, but not before he climbs out from under a dogpile, and drys off from being thrown into the pool. Thanks Guys! A round of cake and drinks for all!

Niceguy sings as he pours himself a drink:
Happy Birthday to me...Happy Birthday to me...just pour me a drink...Happy Birthday to me...21!:lol:

hope ya had a good bday :)

/me scratches "happy birthday super mix"

:p but time for food, and naked chicks in the pool... oh yea!

Oh man, lobster and birthday cake. Great stuff.

Now, if only phredgreen would quit being so standoffish and come tag someone, we could get on with the game.

i suppose letting him know he's tagged is a good start.




<i>*phred realizes the gravity of the situation he's been placed under, 9.8 meters per second per second, to be exact. phred uses this new understanding of the world and its limitations to construct a device that, when used, transfers phred's "it" status to someone else via a large and rather forceful means of conveyance. phred points his "it cannon" somewhere in the direction of las vegas and pulls the cord, sending shockwaves across the land as phred's "it" reaches and breaks the sound barrier, screaming and wreaking havok as it arcs. at the apogee, it catches the sun just right to cause such a temporal disturbance that the residents of las vegas, jaded as they are to such things, can't help but look at the impending doom which is to befall one of their own. news stations pick up the story, soothsayers assure eachother of a catastrophe, and scientists predict its point of impact, a small and unassuming apartment somewhere in the city.

*ganguro, having just woken from a fitful sleep, gets up from his luxurious four-poster bed and makes some tofu coffee, still smirking at what he had just dreamed of... realizing it's already well into the afternoon, he wraps a bathrobe around his frame and steps out the door to go check his mail. his fanboy anime of the month shipment is overdue. he strolls over to the mailbox, stopping for a moment, thinking he's hearing sirens, but dismisses it and checks his mail, finding a large, unmarked package. he opens it right there on the spot, his excitement growing as he triumphantly pulls a number of blank pirated videotapes from the air-mail box, his bounty after days of haggling with many merchants and various low-level triad video piraters. walking back toward his apartment with a spring in his step and a pile of videotapes in his arms, he realizes the sirens he heard weren't figments of his imagination. he glances around to see firetrucks, police vehicles, newsvans, large black unmarked yet obvious government vehicles, and a hazardous disposal unit vehicle, all rushing into his complex. dismissing it as another weird las vegas thing, he strolls back to his apartment, turning around again when he sees no less than five acton-hero types all running at him in slow-motion, their voices a chorus of very low-pitched, slow motion nooooooooooos. he catches a glint in what he assumes to be the sun and looks up, not realizing what he's just done. the "it", having flown in a perfect arch, has been speeding back down to earth at a staggering rate and well past the limits of modern man's tracking abilities. the action heroes all realize it's too late as they start their triumphant swan-dive toward ganguro, all determined to be the one who saves them, yet all of their efforts are for not. the "it" strikes ganguro with such a force that his head is whipped back, his feet have left the earth for a mere moment, only to be swept foward as his body rotates in mid-air, spurned on by the force of impact on this poor, unsassuming fellow. unmarked videotapes fly through the air as his arms lose function, scattering in all directions, one even hitting one of the action heroes in the eye, requiring him to later go through five surgeries in a swiss hospital to regain his "rugged good looks." before he hits the ground, the status of "it" has spread through ganguro's body like a virus rampaging through the bloodstream. the scientists, firemen, police, reporters, secret government agents, and action heroes all realize this in a matter of seconds and all back off, leaving in as much haste as their chaotic arrival. in the matter of a minute, ganguro's world has been an ironic tragedy of joy and pain, elation and suffering, and most of all, confusion. when he sits up, he looks around for signs of the crowds that had gathered but realizes there are none, the feeling of "it" now coursing through his veins reassures him of why. he slowly gathers up his videos, re-ties his bathrobe, and walks into the apartment, his otherwise perfect day now marred by these events.</i>

that'll teach you to mess with my girl. :lol:

Yeow, now that's a TAG. Good one, phred.

But after reading all of that, I need another beer and back to the pool. :D

And the award for most creative tag goes to: phredgreen

:lol:
Holy crap! That was good. *thunderous applause for phredgreen*

hahaha I love that line! Man Phred where do you get this stuff, that was good! You should right a whole book! I'm serious. Write the whole book about a worldwide game of tag, or something! Wow again! Thanks for entertaining my day Phred!

Hehehe! Ganguro's IT.. :) nyeah!

*snickers and runs over to the slip n' slide*

Phred gave me herpies

*tags Peutetre*
Go.. make them all feel my wrath my sweet machine of distruction..
:) Now you have to mess with MY girl

*looks around for plummies bikini top*

i'm sure that thing will be like gold on eBaY :)

mmm... i'm being forced to post...

not sure who to tag... how about... *lurkette* you are it!

BRAVO! What a great tag, phredgreen!

NiceGuy makes a mental note to himself to stay away from lurkette for the duration of lurkette's "it" status.

Hey, NiceGuy, I'm sorry I slept thru your birthday. Hope it was great. Have two cold ones on me!

(You ARE legal now, aintcha?)

/me plays "Booty Drop!"
Ladies... you know! :D

I'm way too sleepy to run.

*yawns, stretches, leans over and...

TAGS Ratbastid.

No tagbacks!!!

<i>As his <b>itness</b> dawns on him, ratbastid slowly looks around in horror.....

Nudity in the pool. Lobster and bbq cooking. A good time being had by all. None of them realize the horror, the lurking ;) dread of <b>IT</b> dwelling among them.

Slowly, ratbastid creeps across the patio. Who is his intended victim? Upon whose tagged carcas shall he be feasting? Where stalketh he?

Ah.. His prey is in sight. There he stands, casually relaxing in the sunlight, a drink in his hand. The fool! He knows not what dread tagging approacheth!

Like a ghost in the night, ratbastid sidles up behind.. and... in the blink of an eye... too fast for the mind to comprehend:</i>

<font size=+1>SPECTRE!!! You're IT!!!!</font>

Damn! And I thought my hiding place was perfect. ;)

*Scanning the surrounding area, spec notices the perfect victim. Spec creeps along, not making a sound. Before she even realizes that he's there, spec taps her on the shoulder and says, "tag cheers, you're it!' :)

*Startling awake from her nice, serene, nap (hey look, Jadz, I was sleeping!), cheers reaches out and grabs DoubleD's ankle, before rolling over and going back to sleep in the sun*

...tag(mumble,mumble>...you're It...

Holy cow people...mods and everything getting involved!!
*wipes a tear from her eye* I'm so proud of my little baby thread! :lol:
Now...if we can just duck, dodge and weave the nubile and stealthy DoubleD we may be okay for a bit! :)

DD when you're finished tagging duties perhaps you'll join us for a swim, some sun and a little BBQ action.

Wow, it's been busy while I've been in the pool. I need to keep an eye out for Double D. She can be tricky.

Now then, I think it's time for a good ol' cheeseburger and some 'tatoe salad.

Holy cow! Page 15 now!
My, Minxy's baby has grown.

Since I'm it, I may just keep that status awhile and accept Minx's gracious offer of a dip in the pool, some (did you say nude) sunbathing?, and lobster--yummy my all-time favorite meal!
Love how that melted butter has so many uses ;)!!!

On the topic of dripping substances, I'm reminded of Lestat, with the little trickles of blood at the corners of his mouth.
So...Lestat--tag! You are it!

The game is afoot! I must hide...but where?

NiceGuy looks around and sees the perfect hiding spot...in the pool surounded by all the topless hotties! With a few beers in his pockets and one in each hand, Niceguy does a shallow dive into the pool. He swims to the middle of the group before resurfacing and handing out the beers.

while everyone is running arounds, being naked, and tagging, does anyone have requests for the DJ :p

How about the Beastie Boys, "Fight for your right" (to party).

It's been awfully quiet around here (except for the music, the BBQ, the naked ladies in the pool). I've got a bad feeling about this...

Hmmmm, naked ladies in the pool. Methinks it is time to doff my clothes and join them!!!!

I'm sorry I've been.... occupied... Feeding time ya know;) So as I take a bit of a break, I'll take time to tag Kurant.

So Kurant is it. :D

I do not know how it turned from a game of tag into a naked orgyesque party, but I will not question and I will merely enjoy the scenery.

mirevolver: no prob
madsenj37: this is more than tag it's Minx's Tag :)

Totally!

NiceGuy escapes from the ogry pool for just long enough to mix another round of drinks.:)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINX!

NiceGuy mixes Mink the birthday drink of her choice.

awsome we got an orgy pool, someone is gonna have fun cleanin it, and it sure aint me.... who's it :p

Where's the orgy pool??? I been messing around in the pool with the ladies, but I didn't think it was an orgy.

Did I miss it???

I thought the hot tub was the orgy pool. I've been hangin' out (literally) in the wrong place.

haha yea i guess we've all been hangn out in the wrong place :p

I guess that explains how we're all hangin', but what's going on with the game?

I've got no problem playing with all the ladies, but I want to be sure that I know who's IT.

After all, yah gotta be able to duck and cover. :D

:p i dunno who's it

WOW, I lose a couple of days and the game has dropped to page 2.

Let's kick up this orgy and get it going for the weekend.

Hey, Minx. The IT has not shown up. Any suggestions??

Yeah, the game has been slow.

I apologize for my absence, but my location should give a clue as to why I haven't been around lately.

who's it?!

Calling MINX: damage control.....

Goodness, and now we've lost Minx... Oh the humanity...

Minx, please show up and save us!!!

AAAHHHH!!!

They're all GONE!!! No "IT"! What do we do!?!

SAVE US PLEASE!!!

i think minx went to the chicago get together...

/me DJ's till she gets back....
/Announces: NAKED CHICKS IN THE POOL!

Well I looked back and saw that Lestat tagged Kurant, That was the last person I saw so... He/she's it I guess right?


Naked chics in the pool? OH BOY!!!