wee sexy naked tag! what more could you want !? ..... and candy and pizza and beer

Oooooooooh! Minx, you can scratch my itches anytime. :D

Looks like our IT went home for Thanksgiving weekend. That's OK. Now I have time more time for Minx.

Got any itches of your own that need scratching, Minxie???:crazy:

:D I do so just LOVE getting my back scratched! Makes me purr like a kitten!

Well, just turn around and close your eyes. I'll give you a big surprise. And, I'll see if you really purr from back scratching, too. :p

assess the situation

hrm i think she'll purr from that. any scratchin on the front needed or just anything on the frontside need a little toying around with? :D

*wakes up from drunken snooze*

Hey barkeep, you got any black coffee?

:D

Hey....look who finally woke up! It's mirevolver!

Yep, finally awake. Now if I can find a cure for a hangover, I'll be just fine.

Who's it and did they get a PM to let them know they are it?
I think it's time for my friend Minx to take charge and tag sombody else! :)
*Quietly slips into the hot tub, lays head back, closes eyes and relaxes*

This is a swell party!
It seems the last tag-ee and the last IT are both AWOL. Does it fall back to me? I was going to offer Minx a foot massage while she's gettin her back scratched...

Well, you may have to wear your scuba gear to reach her feet. :D

Now, Minx, if I'm going to do a good job "scratching your back", you'll need to lean forward and brace yourself on the side of the hot tub. Nice and firmly now, here I come. :suave: :D

As a matter of fact, I was prepared to do some diving, but it looks like I may have to wait a bit . . .

Well well....let's see what's up here!

First off...Minx hands mirevolver some tylenol 3....guaranteed to kill any hangover you have.... and passes along a bitters and soda to wash it down. Ya, I know it tastes awful but it works!

GW....I think you have more up your sleeve than a back scratch! You dirty dog you.....that's what I love about you! :D

But....torgone you sweet thing you - you can rub my feet anytime! How'd ya know that is my favorite thing? ;)

And...finally....before I get to relax here with these handsome guys and my good bud Angel....... I don't think our it is showing up. *sigh* And I'm just too damn lazy to tag someone else quite yet! Yes, yes....I'll get on it soon enough!

hrm there is a wild bear over there and it is looking right at us. it looks hungry too

Who, me??? I'm innocent of any ulterior motives. :p (Down boy, down. She suspects something).

*Maybe Angel would like an agressive back scratching. :crazy:*

Minx, no rush on tagging. We can just continue our antics in the hot tub. :)

*leans forward and braces herself on the sides of the hot tub* :D

*Mmmmmm, I love a lady who lets her interests be known*

OK, Angel, here comes the promised "back scratch".

*G_Whiz slides up behind Angel and starts scratching her back, working from her bottom towards her shoulders... to be continued*

Yeah... I've got some black coffee... and a shot of Gentleman Jack whiskey will help cure your hangover...;)

Mmmmm.... Oh my G_whiz, that feels so good! Don't stop just yet. A little lower, okay, over just a little bit...ahhhhh right there! Yes, perfect!

Hey Minx, Think we should hire him? He does do a terrific job! Maybe he will work for trade?!!?! :D

Why, Angel, I'm surprised at your suggestion... I thought I was working for trade. :D

OK, Minx, you ready for a very thorough scratching? I think I'm ready again. :p

Oh, that's right. Minx needs to figure out a new IT.

So hurry back so I can finish. :lol:

Niceguy is out to get people drunk!!! hehe

i like the idea

Of course I am! What do you expect from the barkeep? :lol:

If you like the idea then just come right on over here at any time, and I'll hook you up...in more ways than one... ;)

/me watches as the bear walks up to the bar

Oh I am so ready for a good back scratch! mmmmmmm and oh god yes Angel we have to keep this sweetie around! :D I'll pick a new "it" once I'm all happy and relaxed!

Hmmmm maybe Niceguy should bring our furry friend one of these....

http://www.5ok.inforser.ru/projects/...ear_beer-2.gif

I hope he's friendly! ;)

of course he's friendly he is my friend jacob. jacob the bear but he only speaks greek. ikky says "hey whats up jacob" (in greek of course)

*G_Whiz slips up behind Minx. He begins to scratch her back from the small of the back and straight up the spine. At the shoulders, G_Whiz pulls himself closer and rhythmically tenses and relaxes Minx's shoulders. Then he draws his fingernails slowly down her back and starts up her sides (no tickling) and around...*

What do you think, Minx. Want the full treatment?? This thread is NSFW, remember... :suave: :D

Now, what were you saying about an IT? Do we really need one right now???

...O--ka--y...somebody's had too many...but not enough to pass out yet... so here, drink some more!
NiceGuy slides iktoweya a bottle of Gentalman Jacks, a bottle of Captain Morgan's, and a shot glass.

With the exception of the bear label... this page needs more color... Please hand me that bottle of Morgan's Reserve... a cherry coke and a tumbler would do nicely as well.

http://www.wedgeworld.com/rum/images/morgans_JPG.jpg

Sure! Mix a round for all!
NiceGuy passes him the requested items.

i wont pass out unless i get something above 150p other than that ill just be stumbling around every where so ill gladly accept your bottles and drink from them.

/me goes under water next to Minx

that looks like it needs scratchin :D

*Astrogli... I mean Astrocloud gets a little drunk and then lights a joint. The Morgans and Coke are ready and available for anyone who wants one...*

"Anyone want a hit of this?"

*Holds the joint out as if to pass -but first takes a long ass hit off of it.*

http://untruenews.com/unimages/joint.jpg

NiceGuy sees the smoke from the joint, reaches under the bar, pulls out a fire extinguisher, carefully reads the directions, stands 10 feet away from Astrocloud, and sprays him and his joint! :lol:

"That'll teach you to smoke that shit around me! Smoking's only allowed in designated areas, and anywhere around me is not a desingated area!"

*Astrocloud is already stoned and plays in the fire-extinguisher.*

The fire-extinguisher icing on this drink adds just the right touch. Thanks.

*Slides back into the hot tub, tries to find a spot on a female that's not getting scratched . .*

whats goin on? some crazy nonsense as usual i suppose? YAY sounds fun :D weeee
/me slides into hot tub and looks for the sexy ladies....

***who is it, are we even still playing tag?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm GW I just LOVE that! Run your fingernails down my back again....oh ya! A little lower please! :D

*purrrrrrrr*

I am enjoying this way to much to go look for a new it!

I'll be it

jumps out the hot tub

pick me pick me

Minx reaches out and slaps iktoweya's butt...... you my darling are it....go forth and have fun!

:D

Now back to my back scratch....mmmm....

mmm catipion mo's! yummy nes

Looks like I've gotten another one drunk!
NiceGuy puts another mark on the bar's back wall... one mark for each drunkard... lots of marks in this tag game...:D

ikky wasnt expecting a slap on the ass but ill take what i can get :D

looking across the faces in the crowd i notice SiN on the other side of the party looking quiet and innocent all by herself.

slowing moving around in the crowd i sneak up to her and tap her on the shoulder. Engaging in a small conversation on thermo-nuclear physics i proceed to tell her she is IT and run off

Well it's a cute ass....I just couldn't help myself! :D

Hey Angel.....I think I found a couple pics of the hot tub and .... us? :lol:

http://www.mauisurfnturf.com/homes/olowalu/hot-tub.jpg
This sure looks like a the perfect place for us to all be playing!

http://www.dreamingdogent.com/blonde/hot%20tub.jpg
Ummm...hmmmmmmm! :lol:

Oh goodie....SiN is it! She is so much fun to play with! ;)

wow a whole day just past at the party an everyone just stood still hrm /me slaps Minx on the ass (not to hard though because she is tender)

So I've been gone for a couple of days to be sure that I didn't give anyone my cold. Did yah miss me???

So, we have a new IT. Did anyone PM SiN to be sure that the new IT was properly informed of their duties?

OK, Minx and Angel, now that I am back, how do you want to proceed?? Are back scratches still desired?? Or maybe it's your turn to do me... :D

yes i did i informed her that she was it and hopefully she will come and play with us

Thanks iktoweya. I always tend to ask when the tags aren't coming fast and furious.

It would be nice of SiN would come and play with us. This is definitely a coed game. :lol:

Of course we missed you sweetie! :icare:

Here....bend over and we'll do you. Oh wait.....I think that came out wrong! :lol:

Damn!!!! I thought I had you there for a minute. :D

Now, how about I scratch your FRONT?? :crazy:

Minx, Angel.... Where are you??? Can you come out to play??? :(

Hmmmmmm. They seem to have wandered off. Any other ladies want a back (or anything else) scratched??? :suave:

*pokes her head into the "tag" party scene for a bit*

Geesh, this place is out of control!
*makes to run away but gets distracted by the pretty view*
Hey Minx, where's that house and spa? I want one!

wonders if SiN is going to come out and play or if someone else should be tagged hrm it makes me wonder it really makes me wonder

Hey. Litespeed... Welcome to the TAG game party.

Do you want your back scratched?? I'm told that I am pretty good at it. :)

Of course, you have to get naked and climb in the hot tub with the rest of us. :D

errrrr... thanks for the offer G_whiz!
I think I'll stick with Hal though...

*swiftly runs to the next forum*

Darn, I scared her off. :( I wasn't going to do anything untoward.

After all, no one here wants to piss off the Grand Poobah!!!

hihii....nah, i'm here...finally. i just got kinda lost in that Teleportation Device you'd sent for me :D :p

now that i've found my way back to Earth...and to our lovely Game of Tag...
....i need....someone...to...TAG. hrm...

hahaa...you think we'll let you just run away like that? :eek:

Of course not! :D

Yer IT, sweety :icare:

Oh dear! I'm IT!
What am I going to do about it?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I think I'll tag...
WhoaitsZ!

You're IT WhoaitsZ.

*runs away again*

heheh i feel popular.

i tag my buddt pal GakFace

Hmm... I'm IT? Like... Cousin IT?... My hairs a bit....
/me puts on wig.
hmmm oh yeah I need to speak incoherent talk, but no booze around... Hey Z, Come over here and type something up... ANYTHING... it'll look incoherent enough :D

Hmm seeing how he just wheeled down that hill over there goin' 60....
/me Tackles Seretogis! TAG! YOU'RE IT!


/me runs faster than the wind.

*pounces on The Original King, tigger-style*

*runs away*

WOW, the tags are coming fast and furious... This is great. :crazy: :thumbsup:

Now, first I scared off Litespeed :( and now it looks like Angel and Minx have disappeared. Could this require a post in the Paranoid Forum????

*G_Whiz sits alone in the hottub and sulks while pondering the mysteries of the universe*

Ah G_Whiz my dear, I haven't disappeared! I just had to shop and shop and shop some more. And now I have been wrapping like a fool and my neck and back ache like crazy. So I'm going to slip my aching and tired body into the hot tub and hope that you will be there to work your magic fingers! ;)

Ask and you shall receive GW sweetie! Now you have both Angel and I back after a little hiatus! :)

What have you kids been up to while I've been gone? I see the tags have been going like crazy.....and bad bad boy you - you scared Litespeed away! :lol:

Perhaps GW should have let the bartender handle that...

Round of drinks on the house if Lightspeed comes back to play with us!

WOW, both Angel and Minx come back on the same day. Fantastic!! :thumbsup:

(Maybe this is something to be paranoid about. They disappear together and return together. Hmmmmmm)

Angel, since you asked first, just cosy up here and I'll massage those shoulders and back. :D Minx, your turn is coming.

And, BTW, I didn't scare off Litespeed on purpose. I hope NiceGuys offer gets her back. :p

:)
She's not "it" at the moment but hopefully she will come back and play with us!

And don't worry GW, I'm a patient girl...I can wait my turn at the massage!

I think I may be able to find a way to amuse myself in the meantime! ;)

As long as I can watch, go ahead and amuse yourself. :D

*slides into the hottub after recovering from his hangover*

I'm not sure I can do the job G_Whiz can but I can try, Minx.

YES! I had you drunk again! Woo hoo! :lol:

Oh that feels soooo good G_Whiz! I really needed that! :)

Now don't you wish you knew exactly where my good friend Minx and I have been?

Let's keep it secret Minx! ;)

Mirevolver...here are a couple of excedrin for you hun, it'll be okay!
Funny how we are so greatful to NiceGuy for his diligence in taking care of the bar and yet we have to recover after he gets ahold of us!

Glad to oblige, Angel. Now, if you wouldn't mind sliding your sweet, round bottom over, it's Minx's turn. She's been very patient. :D

OK, Minxie, come on and get your massage. After all, I promised. :lol:

mirevolver, thanks for helping out. You need to take care of that hangover. It's interferring with your massaging ability. I know you can do a better job than that. :thumbsup:

I do what I can! ;):lol:

You do a great job! Thanks! :icare:

Our little secret Angel! Let them wonder! :lol:

I am ready for your talented fingers my friend! ;)

So, how's that feeling, Minx? Do you need more?

BTW, what happened to the game? It was moving right along and then just seems to have stopped. :(

In fact, it's gotten pretty quiet around here. I think that the bartender is taking finals, but where is everyone else???

We need to give a little nudge to whoever is supposed to be it....I'm lost who it is (heaven forbid I read enough to figure it out!) Otherwise I just might have to take charge and tag somebody simply for the hell of it! ;)
*goes back to watching Minx get her rub down*

*loud noises kind of like a teleportation device begin to sound. electricity begins to flow everywere along with lots of smoke. when it clears there is ikky kneeling waiting for his functions to return to him.

yay i have taken the time to return only for a moment to peep and see what is going down. me and a few friends jumped in a car a few days ago and just took off. right now we are touring texas and seeing the sites staying with random people we meet and what not. lots of fun it is. hope to be home soon.

*steps back in to the teleportation field and just disappears*

NiceGuy returns to the bar...

I'm done with finals now! Woo Hoo! Now I just have to pray I passed!

It is quiet around here... time to fix that!
NiceGuy mixes a round of Blue Hawaiians:

1 oz Light Rum
1 oz Blue Curacao
2 oz Pineapple Juice
1 oz Cream of Coconut
1 cup Crushed Ice
Combine all ingredients in blender at high speed. Pour into a glass and top with a slice of pineapple and a cherry.

NiceGuy serves his friends in the hot tub, and then sets a tray of the drinks nearby for the others...wherever they are... We need some music! Niceguy goes to the DJing booth, puts on some techno, pulls out a box of glowsticks, and with one in each hand, starts raving on the dance floor.

Yummy on the Blue Hawaiian's!
*grabs a couple of glowsticks and joins NiceGuy on the dance floor*

I think that means that The Original King is IT. Has anyone told him?

Now, Minx... Since Angel is off dancing, let me massage you a bit more thoroughly. :suave: How about a "deep" massage? :D

WOOHOO!!! A rave!

*hops out of the hot tub, towels off. Grabs a couple of glowsticks and hits the dancefloor.*

Don't Know...Don't Care... It's been long enough! In an effort to get the game moving again, I'm taking things into my hands now! *FEELS ALL POWERFUL!* I now declare The Original King is no longer it!

NiceGuy, while raving with Angel and mirevovler, moves in close to Angel;) and tags her..."You're It!":D

Oh sure, thinking I'm about to get some serious dancing going on as NiceGuy slides closer...and what do I get???? Tagged! That's okay, I was about to take charge anyway! ;)

*breakes open her glow stick, begins swinging it around creating all kinds of cool glowing splashes on everybody dancing an in the hot tub. Runs off into the woods lighting up the trees and path along the way. When who does she smack right into??? springrain!* Imagine that in the middle of winter! Gives a welcoming smile, sprinkles the last of the glowing liquid on her and tells her it is fairy dust that will transport her into the middle of the funnest tag game in town. Then quietly whispers "Tag, you are it!"

*sparkling smile*

i'm it?? oh boy! ... i love these games...

*runs around in circles ... faerie dust swirling in all directions*

hmmmmm.... who to tag... who tag... *devlish smile*

*bounces across the room to find Minx... throwing my arms around her giving a big SQUEEZE shouting*...
TAG! YOU'RE IT!!! :icare:

Yeah ~springrain! You go girl!!! Get right in and take care of business. :D

Now Minxie has to give up her DEEP rub to go tag someone! Na nee na nee na nee.....G_Whiz...will you give me a deep one????

I'm ready if you are, Angel. How deep do you want it??? :D :crazy:

Hmmmm, maybe ~springrain would like to join in. What do you think, sweet lady ~springrain?? Would like to join us in the hot tub and relax with a nice massage?? :suave:

Drat! I was really enjoying that too! G_Whiz - you keep Angel occupied while I'm off taking care of "it" duties!

Minx looks around for a suitable victim. I think we need to pick on someone new for a change......who hasn't come by to visit us for a while (if ever???!!!).

Ah ha! I've got it! Minx quietly creeps over to another thread where her target it innocently posting away. Sneaking up behind him she gives him a little slap on the ass and runs back to the hot tub with a giggle, calling over her shoulder "Oh Sticky...you are IT honey!"

Sticky...honey... Oh, humor. :lol:

Don't you worry, Minx. Angel and I are doing just fine. :D Now, if I can just lure ~springrain into joining us. :crazy: :thumbsup:

<b>G_Whiz</b>how about <b>sillygirl</b>?

I have to actually do some work today.
Maybe I will play later.

For now, <b>sillygirl</b> is it.

sillygirl is more than welcome to join in the fun. I'll be glad to provide the massage skills once she has fulfilled her duties as IT. :thumbsup:

OK, sillygirl, go forth and TAG.

Then all you have to do is ask. I give very thorough massages and back scratches. Just ask Angel or Minx. :D

I've been wondering what this game's about... I'm DEFINITELY up for a massage... God knows I NEED one... :)

Telekinetic, YOU'RE IT!!! ( let's see if he'll join!)

Hi sillygirl! Welcome to our game! We've got the hot tub bubbling away, a well stocked bar and a great bartender :icare: to niceguy for taking care of those duties, a slip and slide and a dance floor! What am I missing? :lol:
Good to have you join us!

And yes......G_Whiz has very talented hands! ;)

We had a dancing bear for a while, but he's wandered off. I went looking for my bottle of primo tequila in the bushes, but I'm back now. It's been a while . . .must have passed out over there.

torgone sweetie...I was wondering where you had disappeared off to!
Good to have you back :)

I am indeed back and ready to perform massage, scratch, tickle, nibble, or any such acts of pleasure. . . And to drink.
Barkeep!
Hit me!

I dunno if Telekinetic's gonna play.... but I want my massage anyways!!!

um. Boo! I will play only if someone rubs my feet...

someone like Litespeed

Okay, I got him to play! Soooo, who's giving sillygirl a rubdown?

Easy sillygirl. I offered and I always accomodate an interested lady.

Now, get out of those clothes and come on into the hot tub. I do my best work underwater. :D

Now, what's your preference? Back scratching, a regular massage, or a deep massage.

I always like a deep massage! But, I've found that my boyfriend gives the best of that type... ;)

I'm up for a nice therapeutic Swedish massage though.. is that on the menu?

*slides into hot tub*

How do I get a nice strong rum and coke around here? *smiles sweetly*

NiceGuy takes a break from raving to serve the newest guests their requested drinks and then goes back to dancing to techo with glowsticks.