im confused

i'll just drink more

allrighhhhtttt......we got groppin' goin' on....

now that's how i remember tag.

might i have a drink while i'm waiting to be gropped?

uuhh..i mean eerrrrr...tagged

NiceGuy mixes 2 oz. Vodka, 2 oz. Amaretto, 2 oz. Kahlua, and 2 oz. Light Cream, and ice in a shaker. He then strains it into 4 shot glasses.

It's called an "Orgasm". Here's one for flyman, one for Minx, and two more for whoever else wants the pleasure.

I always knew people from Roswell, NM made good bartenders.

I'm not from Roswell, NM....

I'd tell you where I do come from, but that would be violating my agreement with the SGC...

Upon second thought, you probably wouldn't know where it was anyways. I'm from P9Y-4C3.

Oh man, NiceGuy, that was just the ticket. One more of those `Champagne Rainbows' and I'll be back behind the hedges....with or without Minx!

And BTW Peetster, what the hell is one more dent in that 1970 Chevy Vega going to matter? (just so you know, the police saw it and were laughing.)

One more dent might knock off the remaining piece of duct tape that is holding this bag of crap together!

Barkeep! Gin, four fingers, neat. Thanks...

Thanks, NiceGuy. I'll try an Orgasm anytime.

Now where did Minx and Angel go?? I need a little groping, er... snuggling.


Oh, where's bondagegirl?? Maybe she's tied up somewhere.

Hey, NiceGuy, can you fix me a sandhill hooker?

Niceguy gives Paddy Joe another `Champagne Rainbow,' and Peetster a neat four fingers of gin.

Sandhill hooker...haven't heard of that one and can't find it in the drink book... does it have another name? If not, tell me what's in it and I'll mix it.

Hi again guys, well I think I'm going to grope Flyman before he gets too inebriated waiting for someone to do so. So flyman.... How'd you like the grope? well hmm I guess that means you're it sweetcakes:D


I think I'm going to have to get more into this...

yes you are...

so i'm IT again eh...well...........i think we'll call on...hmmmmm i don't know ...how about Pyrate.

Pyrate my friend .....you...are....IT.:D

yay we started playin again

Hmm. don't know if it has another name. It's just a shot of Black Velvet, and a shot of dill pickle juice as a chaser.

Okay whooooa cowboy! Woo hoo...oh oh ...I'm seriously worried about pulling a "Bones" move and typing roilet.... :lol:
Sorry....been Stampeding...(read - too much booze, fun, sun, downtown....omg just great times!) so you have to forgive the slurrrrs..... :D
Hey! What's all this talk about these Champagne dooey-thingeys...may I have one please? Pretty please?

minx is smashed! oh yea! :D

Here ya go, Minx. A nice big cup of coffee when you finally get up. You want some cream and sugar with it?

...or grab on of those fried balogna, onion, and cheese sandwiches...

You are a GOD! Ohhhh holy hangover! :hmm:

Plenty of fluids today, dear. Drink water till you think your sides are gonna split. Force it down. You will start to feel better soon.

Hey Minx, how about a little hair of the dog? I was thinking of switching to Long Island Iced Teas.

Oh BTW, keep an eye out for pyrate. He's it.

Sheesh NiceGuy, you give Minx an orgasm and she gets hammered.

now THAT's funny...

Feeling better Minx?

Comming right up.

Btw, Minx, I heard that a shot of whiskey or other alcohol in the morning helps the hangover, but I've never tried it myself...
If you want one, here it is...and if not, I'm sure someone else will drink it at some point.

NiceGuy sets a shot of whiskey down on the bar.

Yeah...it's got to be the first time I've done that! LOL:lol:

so niceguy, are you the bartender for everyone in here? obviously I haven't been in here a lot.


Minx you are too funny, I hope you feel better!:D

Hey! What's all that G**D**n noise! Can't you kids see that SOME people are trying to get som SLEEP around here!

*takes a good look around.... food (mmmm), drinks(mmmmmmmmmm), naked females (MMMMMMMM).

Well, since I'm up, anyway, mind if I hang around?*flings flannel housecoat to the side*

Beertender! I have a Molson Ice and a double Stoli... neat!
*slips into the pool* I hope you gals don't mind a few wrinkles!;) ;)

*Pyrate, only just realising he is it, dons his commando gear and sneaks stealthily up to flyman and uses this game as an excuse to hit him hard across the head.*

"Yooooooooourrrrrrre iiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Ner Ner ner neeer ner!"

*Runs off, sniggering smugly.*

:)

lol the craziness continues... awsome!

Hmmmm....

I didn't think there was tagbacks. Oh well. I guess unless Minx recovers from her hangover and clarifies the rule, it can play.

LOL...it's crazy here....I like it...

/me serves the requested drinks, and goes back to talking with mirevolver and others sitting at the bar.

I'm hiding...

no one will be able to find me muahhahahaha!

Well holy cow I'm back...here and all in one piece!
What did I miss :D
Who's it?
Where's the chef?
Where the heck is my drink? :p
Hi kids! And hey! Bondagegirl.....it's great to see you here...hi ya! :)

Psst... *whisper*HI minx, shhh I'm hiding. You don't see me...
I'm glad you're feeling better!
<------ Goes back to my hiding spot! :evil grin:

Glad to see you back Minx.

Well, I'm tired so I'm just going to pass out on the couch while waiting for flyman to show up.

*picks sorry ass off of floor*

damn Pyrate....you don't gotta hit so hard man.bloody hell.

MacGnG.....you dude just got whacked in the side of the head with a monster doobie i rolled specially for you.

*lights up and smacks MacGnG with the lit end*

you're it.................

wow... well, spotting who's it won't be hard now... he'lll be on fire

haha oww, after jumping in the pool to extinguish my self...

hmm who should be it now?
i was going to tag bondagegirl but she is hiding... not very well.

TAG... bondagegirl, you are it :p

she might be a little while if she's all tied up... lol bad joke

Damn damn damn! how'd you find me?

well hmmm, when was the last time Minx was it?

hehe I found her! HEY MINX! You're it!

<--- Goes back into hiding, where noone will ever find her! HA HA!

stop hiding and have fun in the pool :D

OK, it's been a hot weekend. Here I come.

CANNONBALL! **SPLASH**

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

OK OK OK I'll quit hiding, I guess if we're all going to hang in the pool, I'll come too!
<--- Does backflip into pull with all her clothes still on

woo hoo party in the pool! :p

Niceguy mixes 1 oz. Vodka, 1 oz. Peach Schnapps, 1 1/2 oz. Cranberry Juice, and 1/2 oz. Blue Curacao in a shaker with ice and strains it into a glass. He repeats this process several times before entering the pool with the round of 'Foreplay' and yells,

"FOREPLAY in the Pool! LOL!"

haha

Hmmm it appears Bondagegirl has been released from the witness protection program as she's now having fun in the pool and is out of hiding! :) Looks like fun! I'd better tag someone quick so I can have fun too.
Let's see...can't pick on the bartender....
Mac is too quick and well, all wet right now.....
that leaves that guy snoring on the couch! How can he sleep through this?
*Minx sneaks up on mirevolver and tickles him until he's awake...you are it!
Aha ha...duties done...it's pool time! :) *splash

Hey, who woke me!

Ahh, Minx. Well the best way to be woken up is by a beautiful woman.

Hey bartender, some beer please. Pilsner.

*I wait for the bartender to serve my beer and as he puts it down I grab his wrist.

NiceGuy. You're it.

Make space for me dudes! Don't worry if I start disintegrating though....I tend to dissolve when I get into the water...

And don't worry, the fumes I give off aren't terribly poisonous!

:p

Hey...where the hell is NiceGuy?
Not only is he it......I could use another margarita! :)

the bartender is it, thats not good, he could trick us when we get our drinks... i guess i'll just have to take that chance :p

I'll risk being tagged to get another Marguerita. Where did NiceGuy get off to??

For now, I'll keep chillin' in the pool.

*chilling with GW....doing lazy backstrokes....waiting for my drink

The bartender has to work. He should be back this evening.

In the mean time, I'm going to hop in the pool.

Hey BARTENDER!
Sheesh....never a good one around when you need one.

wuh-huh? tend bar? sure! :D

Jeez, did that barkeep work around the clock? I'm getting thirsty!!

Is the bartender still IT? I'm losing track again.

/me pulls the end of the bar up, let's G_whiz in

Take what you want, sell the rest bud. If you're lookin for a barkeep, you're it.

No way, rat. I don't tend bar. When I have, I've tended to drink 'em rather than share 'em.

I just go jump back in the pool and wait impatiently.

Yes GW....you are correct....the bartender (NiceGuy in case anyone has forgotten) is still it. He's gone AWOL though! :hmm:
*Minx splashes GW as he gets back in the pool. Ha! Water fight!

Sorry, I've been working among other things and haven't had a chance to get back here...

Lets see....Frozen Margaritas sound good...
Niceguy mixes the Margaritas, making some of them Strawberry Margaritas...and then while passing them around tags rat when he's not paying attention.

RAT IS IT!

Oh-ho!! So the rodent has entered the mix! (no, i'm not a drink garnish, sorry :p)

While I was wandering around the boards, I figured I'd pull in a friendly face.

Nikki, you are it dear!!

Practically...I worked 12 hour days until my hours were cut back )(starting this week)...and then I have some scifi to watch, reading to do, and a chair to refinish on my spare time, on top of stopping by here...

Now I'm off to use my swordfighting skills...The fridge is stocked with all kinds of good beers, including good microbrews....and the frezer is stocked with all of the alcohol for the mixed drinks. There's fresh fruit in the fruit trays of the fridge, and drink mixes on the bottom shelf. And there's mixed drink instructions at http://www.mixed-drink.com...I found that sight in a google search... Feel free to help yourself until I get back.

*pours himself a bluefish lemonade and sits back*

A bluefish isn't something you'll find on mixed-drink.com

It's one shot skyy berry vodka, a half-shot of blue curacao, handsqueezed lemonade and simple syrup. Courtesy of pappas seafood houses.

Methinks we lost our bartender! :(
Allrighty then....I suppose I could drag myself out of the pool long enough to tend the bar....Nikki will be a little bit so we might as well have some fun!
*pokes around with NiceGuy's supplies.....finds the mixings for Chocolate Martini's......who is up for a shooter?

*finishes the bluefish lemonade*

count me in minx

*pours equal amounts of vodka and creme de cacao into two shooter glasses...hands one to rat

Enjoy! *ahhhhhhhhhhhh zehr gut!

Hey Minx, could you mix one of those for me??

BTW, who's IT??? or did the TAG game die??

*Nikki* is it.

And I'll just relax in the pool. Until she shows up.

Nikki is here!!!!!!!!!

Plummie is it!!!!!!

NiceGuy shows up sadly with no blood on his sword... the cowards didn't show up for him to fight... he puts his sword away, mixes a round of drinks, goes to the pool, and cannonballs in, splashing mirevolver. He laughs as he starts a waterfight.

If you haven't noticed, Niceguy is feeling mischievous today...

mmm more hot naked chicks in the pool, oh yea and the bartender is back :D

*Splashes NiceGuy.

Hey, barkeep. Stop splashing around and get me a margarita, frozen w/ salt.

NiceGuy mixes mirevovler a frozen margarita after giving him one more splash. He very lightly wets the top of the margarita glass and dips it into a bowl of salt, as he does to all of his margaritas. The salt sticks to the rim of the glass perfectly. He pours in the margarita, and tops it off with an olive on a stick in the glass. "Beautiful!" he tells himself. NiceGuy then decides he wants a strawberry daquori for himself. He mixes a daquori, dips the glass into a bowl of water, then into a bowl of sugar for a delicous sugar rim, pours in the daquori, and tops it off with a fresh strawberry. "Stunning!" he says to himself as he takes the drinks to the pool. He hands the margarita to mirevolver, and strikes up a conversation while they enjoy their drinks.

Hey barkeep, how about a sidecar? I haven't had one in ages and it sounds interesting.

*G-Whiz slides quietly into the pool and waits for his drink*

NiceGuy goes and mixes the drinks requested, and then returns to the pool.

/me waits patiently for the sexy plummie to arrive in her skimpy bathing suit......

how did this go from a game of tag to poolside drinking??!?!?!??!?

Hey NiceGuy- can I get a Pimm's Cup for Minx and a Black and Tan for me?
Thanks.

Plummie must be busy. I guess I'll just hold my breath and sit on the bottom of the pool.

NiceGuy serves the requested drinks and goes back to chatting at the bar.

*grumpy bursts up out of the water, gasping for air*
Man! Four days sittin' on the bottom, watching the girls tred water....reminds me of a poem:

"I wish I was a little fish,
all frozen in the ice.
And when the girls go skating by...
My! Wouldn't THAT be nice!"
--author unknown, but thanks Vic, for sharing it with me!

Anyway, now I'm thirsty and a bit hungry! Niceguy, whatcha got on tap? No lite beer, tho. Those are like sex in a canoe, if you know what I mean.

Who's cooking? Got any Delmonico's. I'll go get some if you're running short.

Hey bartender, toss me a corona extra and a lime! *too lazy to get out of the pool*

I'll cook, Grumpy....after all we don't have GiantHamburger here to take over the honors! :)
Hey...is Plummie still it? :confused: :lol: Where'd that girl get off to?! :)

Since you offered, Minx. Steak, medium rare, please. Canadian beef, if you please! If you have them, grill some peppers and onions with that. MMMMmmmm.

Should I help myself to the beer?

Yeah!! I'd like one of those too. That will a little Red Tail Ale would hit the spot.

I think Plummie is laying a trap. Watch your backsides.

cause i said so, AND WHY NOT?! :p

NiceGuy pours grumpyolddude a nice thick microbrew. He then tosses rat a corona extra and a lime, and a Red Tail Ale for G_Whiz. He then pours a nice round of the microbrew for everyone to enjoy. He then orders a double stacker cheese burger, well done, but not charcoal, from Minx.

i'm with Mac....and can i get a nice cold wobbly pop from you Minx sweetie?

*edit*....sorry Niceguy but hey......she's got waaaaayyyyy better legs than you.

No offense taken.

hmmm let's see that's two med rare steaks.....bacon wrapped fillet mignon okay with you guys I hope.....one double cheeseburger for the bartender....hey Mac! You hungry? :)

Ohh...and here's a frosty mug and nice cold beer for flyman ;)

Hey Minx. Yea i'm hungry, what You offerin? :D

....I take what I can get :p

:)
You my sweet may have whatever you desire! :lol:

i dont think you could have answered that any better.

Got any nice juicy peaches? :D
if not, i'll take two slighty firm melons.

it's a BBQ we need sweet juicy things for dessert...

Filets hit the spot! Thanks Minx.

Tasty brew, NiceGuy. Need to distribute to MI.

so who the hell is it anyways?......Plummie still?

*buuuuurpppp*

oops...sorry 'bout that.need another wobbly i guess.

I tell you. I'm getting waterlogged, bloated with food and drunk. This game needs to get moving.

Hey, Minx. Want to go hide in the shrubbery again? We can at least entertain ourselves.

<--- Done with being in the pool. Gets in the hot tub.

/me enjoys his double cheese burger.

Perfect Minx! Thanks!

/me pours another round from a different microbrewery, takes one to Minx, serves the bar, and joins mirevolver in the hot tub...brining everone in the hot tup a glass.

<- back from hard day at work.

That hot tub sounds really good right now...

*sweats the alcohol out* damn being durnk far from home. thank god for TFP axx elsewhere. ty al goar for teh intarweb