Oh, cnor, are you spoiling me? :o

* pops back up* "what? I couldn't hear you with your hands over my ears":D

Oh, I was just saying how much you're spoiling me, that's all :)

Oh....well, would you like me to stop?

NOnono, that's okay, I enjoy attention, hon! ;)

very well.....*takes a VERY deep breath.......

Hail Citizens!

Apologies to Cnor and Sillygirl for the interruption.

Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the distant sun upon this modest post, there was an age unimagined. It was a time when beast and flower were one with man and sandwich. Unto this magical epoch, Giant Hamburger, destined to wear the leaden crown of It once again upon a troubled brow enters the verbal fray.

I have witnessed raw naked power of the hot tub. I have seen the rivers of alcohol flow into the orifices of my peers. I have stared at the poofy clouds in the inscrutable heavens above to glean truthful meaning and found none. I have many questions whose answers will not be found here. I have one answer to the only query that calls this thread home: Who will now be it?

It will be Txlovely.

I will pm her momentarily.
Over and out,
-GH

Wow, GH, what a speech! I hope tx joins us!

Now, back to what we were doing.... ;)

.... i may look like a waffle but ill feel good!

Niceguy, a margarita, and dont makeit stiff?

Me? Make something stiff? There's only one thing stiff on me and I didn't make it that way;):lol:
*NiceGuy hands his favorite waffle a margarita.*
Would you like a back rub to go with that?;) *NiceGuy grabs some lotion while he waits for a response...*

yea, the last margarita you made me about put me face first on the floor!

always willing to get a back rub!

Not my fault you had soo many tequila shots right beforehand... I was just bartending the party...

*NiceGuy sqirts some cool lotion onto minyn's back, and with gentle, warm hands, slowly spreads the lotion everywhere and rubs it in.*
You know... this would be a lot easier if you weren't in a chair that swings around....
*NiceGuy pulls some padding out from under the bar and lays it across the top of the bar. He carefully picks up minyn and sets her on the padding. He then gives her a deep back massage, mixed with some gentle caressing.;)*

i need a beer

Can I have a yummy fruity drink while you're at the bar, NiceGuy? :) Thanks!!

Sorry... I'm a little preoccupied... okay, extremely preoccupied...;)

There some fruit drinks at the end of the bar and beer in the fridge... you're going to have to help yourselves for a while...

*ikky takes a shot of 151 and then assess the situation and takes control*

something fruity eh?? lets see about that much 151, a little bit of banana liquor and cocunut rum all in a pineapple orange juice mix and just a spoon of grenadine *pause for shot* a little bit of shake shake shake a few fruits on the side and there ya go sillygirl a bahama mama

*another shot of the good stuff*

Wow. I have the feeling that's gonna mess me up good! :-/

hehe

Mmmm... maybe I should stay away from 151.... :-/

Is this good for you? Perhaps now some other parts of your beautiful body need some attention...
*NiceGuy takes his attention from massaging minyn's back and begins massaging her legs...*

*pops up to say "hi" ;)
mmm..that looks good, can I have a little sip?

You can have as much as you'd like, cnor! ;)

no one should ever stay away from 151 and cnor if ya like i could get one out to ya right away :D

hey that's not bad at all! I’d love one iktoweya, could you put one of those cheesy little umbrellas in it too?....I love those………Sillygirl, would you be a dear and let me know when my drink arrives? I’ve got some unfinished business to attend to……*disappears under the water again

WowzA
 

Wow I read through the first 17 pages of this thread before daring to click on the "Last" button to see how long this zany activity has actually gone on. 92 PAGES!! Someone give me a Haiku summarizing the last 50 pages!

Hmmmm, glad to see that things are moving right along without me. :D

Keep my place warm, I'll be back as soon as things settle down a bit.

*giggles* Sure thing, hon! ;)

This is so random and meaningless that it is logical and makes sense.

cnor, honey, I don't think he's bringing you a drink..... you may be under that water for a while yet.....

sure thing i had to run to the store to get ya a cheesy umbrella because i dont know where niceguy keeps his or if he has any but here it is a bahama mama with an umbrella

Cnor!!! I hate to interrupt you, but.... ikky brought your drink! :)

iktoweya. you rock! this tastes great! almost as good as........well, you know.

I think I'll sit back and enjoy this.....

Everything's around the bar somewhere. The umbrillas should be in one of the drawers on the left side.

*blushes* My, cnor... that's a big boner you have.....

At the request of Giant Hamburger, I have been declared "it". Not sure what to do with that other than know that as "it", I have a great responsibility - I must futher this thread with a nonsensical posting.

Um, this was the nonsensical posting.
Many thanks, GH for thinking highly enough of me to declare me "it". I shall look forward to the day I will be able to return the favor.

*chuckles.......no dear, that's my flashlight:hmm:

....oh........... :( Well, maybe there's something that can be done about that.... ~sly smile~

And YAY! TX joined us!!! :D

puuuuuuuurrrrrrfect, alright, you are being beckoned Niceguy, you really should return to the festivites, im going to lounge and bake (i mean tan) for a bit, dont worry, ill be around!

thankyou no less

what was the point of this thread again? :D

none whatsoever.

TAG is the point of this thread!!! TX is it, so she needs to PM someone and tell them THEY are it now! :p

You're Welcome! (come over and we'll try in RL...*NiceGuy gets slapped*).
*NiceGuy returns to tending the bar*

Hey, NiceGuy! Howbout a strawberry daiquiri?

YIKES!!! Tx tagged ME!!! *sneaks around to see who to tag..... spots a deserving soul........*

Niceguy. A round of drinks on me.

And a toast if you will:
"To Minx, the creator of this game. May we keep her in our hearts for as long as this game goes on."

Sillygirl got me....hmmmmm

*NiceGuy serves sillygirl a strawbery daiquiri made with banana rum* Enjoy!:)

*NiceGuy serves a round of champagne*

BOO

Your it

Yamaha rules

when your done sweetie, could you give me a hand back in the hot tub?

Cnor, silly, I got CS! Didn't ya see? But I'll jump back in the hot tub in a bit... I have some things that need tending to... maybe when I get back you'd like a back massage? It looks like NiceGuy's got a nice pad we can use to turn the bar into a massage table. :)

My backs fine dear, thanks
however, the front could use some work :thumbsup:

Do you prefer oil or lotion?

your all it and I win the game *cheers*

Actually, I’ve always been partial to natural lubrication….but, if you must…oil I suppose

one two three get off my father's apple three

nice try xim, play right or get a snowball thrown at you.

yea, not sure where this game takes place but snow can still be readily available even in the tropical places, you just have to be that good to make that work!

niceguy, un daquiri si vous plait?

*ikky throws a snowball at minyn*

muahahaha that was the last one

No it wasn't! *NiceGuy pegs iktoweya in the back of the head to start a snowball fight!*

Quelque chose pour vous!

i knew they werent all gone :p

*ikky grabs a yellow snowball and hits Niceguy in the face* :D

disclaimer: all yellow snowballs thrown by iktoweya are not urine but instead made of lemonade.

*hides behind the bar to avoid being hit*

woohooo!!!!! I havent had a snowball fight in like 11 or 12 years...... dont get much chance for them in FL.

*hides behind sillygirl and pelts ikky and niceguy with snowballs*

mmm....tasty!

*NiceGuy goes around the bar and pulls shalafi out into the open and holds him there so that iktoweya can peg him a few times without Sillygirl getting hit*

Thanks for protecting me, NiceGuy!! :icare: I sure hope cnor doesn't get hit!!

me play?
 

i wanna play too...

ikky your mine bitch!

Minyn WHITEWASHES ikky.

i win

*ikky runs right up on shalafi and pelts him then turns around and smashes sillygirl*

muahahaha

*after being smashed with tons of snow ikky takes off his heated skin suit, which is runined now, and then proceeds to pelt minyn with snow balls*

no, i win

Okay!
*NiceGuy gets a plow and dumps a pile of snow xim and iktoweya* :lol:

*ikky watches as his friend Jacob, the bear for those who dont know, mauls NiceGuy*

:D

Oh, now THAT wasn't very gentlemanly of you, now was it, Ikky? *feigns a pout and sneakily gathers lots of snow to throw back at Ikky*

NIceguy! you, me, lets drag ikky into the pool! that will cool him off, but warm him up.... or something like that. maybe sillygirl can help?

yall do know that your efforts to damper the fight in me is futile, right??

Ouch...ouch...ouch...that hurt...that hurt a lot...
*NiceGuy gets away by giving the bear some alcohol.*

Great Idea!
*NiceGuy helps minyn drag ikky into the pool*:lol:

*NiceGuy pours a round of drinks for all.*

*just before minyn gets away ikky grabs and uses her as a raft*

screw you ikky! im no ones raft!

drags myself off while peeling ikky off me.

i want a drink. and some warm weather again.

*NiceGuy pours minyn a drink and serves her in the hot tub*

Okay everybody, lets play "nice" now...;)
*Pours another round of drinks*

ok time to play nice

i do apologize to anyone i may have harmed during the rough events we have just had.

mmmm drinks

Now I'm all cuddly again... Minyn, can I borrow your hammock?

*Wakes up from under minyn's hammock*

How did I get here from the hot tub, and why is there snow all over the place?

my bad Mire.... dont ask. and hun, hammocks are meant to be slept <i>in</i>, not under. ill show you sometime.

*grabs mire's foot and drags him into to the hot tub* there ya go. Niceguy, another drink for your friend?

*NiceGuy grabs three drinks and joins minyn and mire in the hot tub*

I'll look forward to it.

hrm a sillygirl in a hammock

Okay...anyone remember who was it?

Yep! I'm in here all alone, too!

And actually, I think I'm it... I tried to refuse, but hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do..... *looks around for an unsuspecting victim, waits for NiceGuy to come join her in the hammock... and SMOOCH! You're it!*

hrm last it was txlovely and she never removed herself from the office of it. so in order to continue the game we will let sillygirl's claim that she was it last to stand. so umm NiceGuy is it. dont let him get you when you get your drinks.

i got a drink so im set! if niceguy gets to close ill persuade mirevolver to bite his ankels =P

"Come back here! I'll bite you're bloody ankels off!":lol:

So I'm it... hmmm... xim had wanted to play... so I'll tag him!

for sheezey...

i have to saaaaaayyy Bermuda is it!

Wow, this thread has slipped to the second page.

*bump*

NiceGuy, how about a nice bottle of a white Italian wine, such as a Pinot Grigio.

Pinot Grigio! Excelent Choice!
*NiceGuy momentarely parts from his friends in the hot tub to pour a round of wine*
*NiceGuy sets a new bottle freshly opened in a bucket of ice next to the hot tub.*
*NiceGuy slides back into the hot tub.*

Don't really wanna do this, but geese this thread had been sitting here since February with nobody to feed the poor misbegotten thing. Although I definitely didn't read them all, I fail to see how it sustained itself through 1900 posts.

Casting my worries about banishment aside, I officially declare myself as "IT", if you have balls enough to post after me then you are "IT". You like me, will wear that badge of dishonor until some other poor sucker takes the bait, thus relieving you of the awesome responsibility.