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Ourcrazymodern? · 08-29-2009, 02:18 PM

It's good to be the devil, too.

Since the last time the mirror showed, I haven't seen him.

Jetée · 08-30-2009, 05:43 PM

Now with more crunch:

ring · 08-30-2009, 08:14 PM

Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger
Giant Hamburger

Jetée · 08-30-2009, 09:16 PM

I, well, what to say...shucks, 2001 was a hell of a year.

Hope it comes back.

Giant Hamburger · 09-01-2009, 02:12 PM

Beware, I live!

Fly · 09-01-2009, 04:24 PM

the fuck is that GH?.........i see no burger resemblance........

Tophat665 · 09-02-2009, 05:43 AM

He hungers!

Giant Hamburger · 09-02-2009, 07:04 AM

Fly, that is Sinistar. Beware, he lives and hungers.

Tophat, just this Sunday on the baketball court I thought of you.
I was discussing the impending game matchups with a team mate and I quickly gave him my opinion before we started, "Basketballs have no arms so they can't wear vests."
He had no response.

We went on to win three games in a row.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-02-2009, 11:17 AM

You know what I think of you?

Your sauce is special.

Giant Hamburger · 09-02-2009, 12:02 PM

Thank you OCM,

When I bottle it

you will get some.

Please do not operate heavy machinery after consuming it.
A list of other side effects may include one or more of the following:
mood changes, anxiety, panic attacks, trouble sleeping, irritability, agitation, aggressiveness, severe restlessness, mania, itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, a gigantic orange head, profuse sweating, slurred speech, temporary blindness, heart palpitations, swelling of your tongue or other tongues in close proximity, throat singing , shortness of breath and shortness.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-02-2009, 03:30 PM

I want it in bulk.

Charlatan · 09-07-2009, 04:28 PM

His evilness has invaded the White House...

I fear this will be the result...

Everyone will have permed hair.

Tophat665 · 09-07-2009, 07:42 PM

Are you saying that GH is secretly Halal?

---------- Post added at 11:42 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:12 PM ----------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Fly, that is Sinistar. Beware, he lives and hungers.

Tophat, just this Sunday on the baketball court I thought of you.
I was discussing the impending game matchups with a team mate and I quickly gave him my opinion before we started, "Basketballs have no arms so they can't wear vests."
He had no response.

We went on to win three games in a row.

I am delighted to have been of service!

kramus · 10-06-2009, 12:44 PM

one of his secrets, anyway

ring · 10-06-2009, 04:23 PM

I most assuredly recall one of his proclamations:

"Do not attempt to scrute me."

ahhhh....foiled again.

Giant Hamburger · 10-07-2009, 06:59 PM

Beware!

I'm the flower that lures you in with the stench of carrion
then paralyzes you with my titanic amorphophallus
and finally regurgitates a flesh-eating digestive fluid
so you may be slowly slurped in by my nutritive siphon.

It is nothing personal.

Jetée · 10-07-2009, 07:14 PM

I still haven't found or even hinted at the sight of my once slaughtered bell-cow with a bloodstained gentleman holding the remaining carcass. (I have no idea how to even go about relocating it again, so until it just 'pops up', I'm left wondering oh where, oh where could it be)

When I do, though, be prepared and 100% sure I will be sharing the insights of the photograph in detail.

Jetée · 10-10-2009, 09:05 PM

Hail! And Undulent Praise Songs of Ritual Sacrifice Abound!

My Beefy and Fulfilling Friend, I have found what at long last I had lost sometime in-between then and the ethos in which I perpetuate, and to admit, was not really looking for arduously, but I found it nonetheless! (by happenstance of having an affinity towards Russian fotogs, would you have guessed)

Lucky for me I mentioned it to myself. And I didn't fall asleep.

by Pieter Hugo

Giant Hamburger · 10-10-2009, 11:46 PM

You have delivered, as promised, a powerful image.
That guy looks kind of like Stephon Marbury.
He should use that picture for his resume.

Jetée · 10-11-2009, 09:19 AM

Here's some facts of the matter I was unaware of...

Nollywood is the name for the film industry in Nigeria, it is said to be the third largest film industry in the world (presumably after the US Hollywood and Indian Bollywood).
Photographer Pieter Hugo visited Nollywood and made these surreal photos.

via: Nollywood - today and tomorrow

(can I hotlink this?)

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-12-2009, 02:59 PM

Since I can't morally disembowel my fellows, may I offer you this, even as you internalize it?:

His magic makes me quiver, though I wander to be still , while I wish to please my masters, I don't acknowledge any.

Giant Hamburger's power resides within.

ring · 10-12-2009, 03:10 PM

He will fry your Brioche in copious amounts of butter,
and he'll let you eat it, too.

His ministrations are clarified.

Fremen · 10-12-2009, 08:21 PM

I don't want to put a damper on this thread, but shouldn't there be a NSFW in the title now?

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-12-2009, 09:19 PM

Giant Hamburger likes being damp, & he's waySFW.

Tophat665 · 10-31-2009, 06:55 AM

It Has Spawned!!!!
(Or Maybe I am just late to the party with the news.)

Jetée · 10-31-2009, 02:12 PM

it needs to be supplied heat, and sauce, in order to live!

Frankenfurterstein!

ring · 10-31-2009, 03:54 PM

The Starbucks might be the animation potion.

Happy Halloween Giant Hamburger.

Haunt us well, please.

Jetée · 11-27-2009, 02:01 PM

Pulp Fiction

Jules: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell ‘em, Vincent.
Vincent: A Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You’re a smart motherfucker. That’s right. The metric system.

Giant Hamburger · 12-06-2009, 09:13 PM

My secret nodes are attached beneath me by cement glands on long muscular stalks.

Marlon's Mom · 12-07-2009, 09:15 AM

MMmmmm! Secret nodes! Swollen for your enjoyment!

Jetée · 12-10-2009, 01:37 PM

Wisconsin Cheese & Burger Society (click it)

Wanna drool over burgers for the next hour?

Bonus narration by Patrick Warburton.

Giant Hamburger · 12-10-2009, 08:21 PM

Hail Esteemed Burgerphage!

I have been intimate with that site for a while.
The hamburger you have selected is a magnificent specimen.
I want to take it deep inside me.

Jetée · 12-14-2009, 07:50 PM

I, too, seek, to get more familiar with the flavors of the food, and more intimately entrance myself with the voice of Sir (Baron) Warburton.

And, all too true to self, my procrastination and off-timedness coincidentality has allowed me to uncover this new joint, perhaps now 64 days too late:

kramus · 12-14-2009, 08:02 PM

It is never too late.

Charlatan · 12-14-2009, 08:18 PM

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-16-2009, 02:19 PM

Giant Hamburger's offspring belong to him alone.

Jetée · 12-16-2009, 03:46 PM

2006022821093286_1.jpg

-- Mostly, life takes weird sandwiches

Ourcrazymodern? · 12-21-2009, 01:18 PM

Ground beef didn't make this man.

Jetée · 12-28-2009, 09:20 PM

I haven't taken a bath in forever. Perhaps the Esteemed One will join me in the tub?

Charlatan · 12-29-2009, 02:58 AM

08-29-2009, 02:18 PM	#601 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	It's good to be the devil, too. Since the last time the mirror showed, I haven't seen him. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-30-2009, 05:43 PM	#602 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Now with more crunch: __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

08-30-2009, 09:16 PM	#604 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I, well, what to say...shucks, 2001 was a hell of a year. Hope it comes back. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

09-01-2009, 04:24 PM	#606 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	the fuck is that GH?.........i see no burger resemblance........ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-02-2009, 11:17 AM	#609 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	You know what I think of you? Your sauce is special. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-30-2009, 08:14 PM	#603 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Giant Hamburger Giant Hamburger Giant Hamburger Giant Hamburger Giant Hamburger

09-01-2009, 02:12 PM	#605 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Beware, I live!

09-02-2009, 07:04 AM	#608 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Fly, that is Sinistar. Beware, he lives and hungers. Tophat, just this Sunday on the baketball court I thought of you. I was discussing the impending game matchups with a team mate and I quickly gave him my opinion before we started, "Basketballs have no arms so they can't wear vests." He had no response. We went on to win three games in a row.

09-02-2009, 12:02 PM	#610 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Thank you OCM, When I bottle it you will get some. Please do not operate heavy machinery after consuming it. A list of other side effects may include one or more of the following: mood changes, anxiety, panic attacks, trouble sleeping, irritability, agitation, aggressiveness, severe restlessness, mania, itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, a gigantic orange head, profuse sweating, slurred speech, temporary blindness, heart palpitations, swelling of your tongue or other tongues in close proximity, throat singing , shortness of breath and shortness. Last edited by Giant Hamburger; 09-02-2009 at 01:38 PM..

09-02-2009, 03:30 PM	#611 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I want it in bulk. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-07-2009, 04:28 PM	#612 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	His evilness has invaded the White House... I fear this will be the result... Everyone will have permed hair. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-06-2009, 12:44 PM	#614 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	one of his secrets, anyway __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

10-06-2009, 04:23 PM	#615 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	I most assuredly recall one of his proclamations: "Do not attempt to scrute me." ahhhh....foiled again.

10-07-2009, 06:59 PM	#616 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Beware! I'm the flower that lures you in with the stench of carrion then paralyzes you with my titanic amorphophallus and finally regurgitates a flesh-eating digestive fluid so you may be slowly slurped in by my nutritive siphon. It is nothing personal.

10-07-2009, 07:14 PM	#617 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I still haven't found or even hinted at the sight of my once slaughtered bell-cow with a bloodstained gentleman holding the remaining carcass. (I have no idea how to even go about relocating it again, so until it just 'pops up', I'm left wondering oh where, oh where could it be) When I do, though, be prepared and 100% sure I will be sharing the insights of the photograph in detail. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-10-2009, 09:05 PM	#618 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Hail! And Undulent Praise Songs of Ritual Sacrifice Abound! My Beefy and Fulfilling Friend, I have found what at long last I had lost sometime in-between then and the ethos in which I perpetuate, and to admit, was not really looking for arduously, but I found it nonetheless! (by happenstance of having an affinity towards Russian fotogs, would you have guessed) Lucky for me I mentioned it to myself. And I didn't fall asleep. by Pieter Hugo __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-10-2009, 11:46 PM	#619 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	You have delivered, as promised, a powerful image. That guy looks kind of like Stephon Marbury. He should use that picture for his resume.

10-11-2009, 09:19 AM	#620 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Nollywood Here's some facts of the matter I was unaware of... Nollywood is the name for the film industry in Nigeria, it is said to be the third largest film industry in the world (presumably after the US Hollywood and Indian Bollywood). Photographer Pieter Hugo visited Nollywood and made these surreal photos. via: Nollywood - today and tomorrow (can I hotlink this?) __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-12-2009, 02:59 PM	#621 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Since I can't morally disembowel my fellows, may I offer you this, even as you internalize it?: His magic makes me quiver, though I wander to be still , while I wish to please my masters, I don't acknowledge any. Giant Hamburger's power resides within. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-12-2009, 03:10 PM	#622 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	He will fry your Brioche in copious amounts of butter, and he'll let you eat it, too. His ministrations are clarified.

10-12-2009, 08:21 PM	#623 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I don't want to put a damper on this thread, but shouldn't there be a NSFW in the title now? __________________ Google

10-12-2009, 09:19 PM	#624 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Giant Hamburger likes being damp, & he's waySFW. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-31-2009, 02:12 PM	#626 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	it needs to be supplied heat, and sauce, in order to live! Frankenfurterstein! __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

10-31-2009, 03:54 PM	#627 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	The Starbucks might be the animation potion. Happy Halloween Giant Hamburger. Haunt us well, please.

11-27-2009, 02:01 PM	#628 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	October 14, 1994 Pulp Fiction Jules: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? Brett: No. Jules: Tell ‘em, Vincent. Vincent: A Royale with cheese. Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that? Brett: Because of the metric system? Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You’re a smart motherfucker. That’s right. The metric system. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

12-06-2009, 09:13 PM	#629 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	My secret nodes are attached beneath me by cement glands on long muscular stalks.

12-07-2009, 09:15 AM	#630 (permalink)
Marlon's Mom Tilted Location: In the woods. With a shotgun.	MMmmmm! Secret nodes! Swollen for your enjoyment!

12-10-2009, 01:37 PM	#631 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Wisconsin Cheese & Burger Society (click it) Wanna drool over burgers for the next hour? Bonus narration by Patrick Warburton. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

12-10-2009, 08:21 PM	#632 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Esteemed Burgerphage! I have been intimate with that site for a while. The hamburger you have selected is a magnificent specimen. I want to take it deep inside me.

12-14-2009, 07:50 PM	#633 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Baron von Funburger's I, too, seek, to get more familiar with the flavors of the food, and more intimately entrance myself with the voice of Sir (Baron) Warburton. And, all too true to self, my procrastination and off-timedness coincidentality has allowed me to uncover this new joint, perhaps now 64 days too late: __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

12-14-2009, 08:18 PM	#635 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	__________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-16-2009, 02:19 PM	#636 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Giant Hamburger's offspring belong to him alone. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

12-16-2009, 03:46 PM	#637 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	"Life take Determination" 2006022821093286_1.jpg -- Mostly, life takes weird sandwiches __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

12-21-2009, 01:18 PM	#638 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Ground beef didn't make this man. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

12-28-2009, 09:20 PM	#639 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I haven't taken a bath in forever. Perhaps the Esteemed One will join me in the tub? __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi