^^^^^^:lol: I remember that little fucking bastard purple monkey. The fucker infested my system every site I went to, so I eventually downloaded the trial fucking version and the crazy bastard greeted me every time I booted my computer. Crazy little fucker he was...haven't seen him pop up in a while.

There you go again with your guilty fucking conscience. Fuck man, there are any number of fucking nut cases around here.

True though, you may be the fucking nuttiest.

Fuck 'em all, I say! Fuck 'em all right in the ear!

Hey Nancy, I like the new avatar. It has been way too fucking long since I visited this thread.

see!!!!!!


there you fuckin' go again man........fuckin' draggin' me fuckin' down....


fuck!!!!!!

Thanks! :D

So what's your fucking excuse for not stopping by? We've all agreed last week that there's ALWAYS time to stop by this fucking thread so I hope you have a pretty fucking good reason not to do so :hmm:

paddy-fucking-joe! Be nice to fly or so help me I will post his ass again! Fuck yeah! :D

ahhh yes..........the lovely fucking Nancy.........how the fuck are you today sweetie?


yeah joe.....fuckin piss off eh

Well...do you see what I fucking mean?

Anyone who WANTS to post that hairy excuse for two buttocks must be a fucking loon.

Pretty fucking good actually! I've just finished my latest fucking project and am now able to kick back and fucking relax!! And you my dear? :D

Or perhaps YOU'RE the fucking loon for not liking fly's ass - ever thought about that?! :suave:

just called fuckin' work.........if nothin' comes in by 8........fuck it,the fuckin' cell is off,and i'm fuckin' gonna relax too......

yeah joe........fuckin' wingnut.

it's all about the fuckin' ass bro......... :D

You just called work? But.. what the fuck is the time over there right now? :hmm:

unbelieveable that everyone doesn't get that yet, heh. Hopefully that'll all change once I start using my fucking ass avatar!! :thumbsup:

You never did fucking answer my question about you wanting to join me in the "it's all about the ass" crusade? :D

i fuckin' got about 6:15 here.........fuck is it early

Believe me Nancy...I fucking have thought about that. But how in the fuck, when there are so many beautious butts around (like yours) can I fucking possibly want to see that nasty, work skipping thing?

Fucking answer me that.

i'm the first fuckin' freak on the fuckin' ballot baby......... :thumbsup:

just fuckin' post your mug .......uh........ass joe......quit yer fuckin' whinin' already

amen to that, ya fuck

Aww poor guy! :icare:

So are you workin day or night or fucking what?

Fuck YES! I knew I could count on ya fly! :thumbsup:

How about we start the whole fucking thing on... May the 1st? :D

that'd fuckin' be in the morn........



fuckin' eh.........you pick the fuckin' date my dear,and i'll fuckin' jump all over it....... :D

Because, my dear fucking joe, it's fucking perfect! And everyone should be able to appreciate a perfect male ass – even you buddy :D

Fly's ass fills the 4 criterias of the perfect male ass:

1. It's firm
2. it's hairy but not too hairy
3. it's got those cute little dimples
4. it's small












You still don't see it? Oh well.. I'll fucking post it again and hope it'll just grow on you instead then :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../allaboutt.jpg

But why so fucking early?? :hmm:



You're the best fly :icare: :thumbsup: May the 1st it is then!!

gotta make hay when the fuckin' sun shines......too bad it's fuckin' raining though.


no my fuckin' fellow ass lover.........you're the fuckin' best.

I suppose you're right :)
What's wrong with a lil' rain? rain is goooood :D



thanks dearie :o :icare:
I don't think Joe will agree once he sees my repost of your fucking ass :p

can't fuckin' roof in the rain eh..........remember.......i'm a fuckin' scumbag roofer.

*yeah fuck,........there's a fuckin' freebie for ya joe*

6: fuckin' :15?!? For fuck's sake, go back to fuckin' bed, man.

Wow, you know, like, fuckin' time zones and all that. What a fuckin profound thought I just fuckin' had.

Yeah I remember. I just figured that your boss would find some other fucking work for you to do, heh.

you were right.........the fucker called me in.

no fuckin' day off for the flyman...........fuck.

catch ya' fuckin' later Nancy.........

Fucking bastard! And poor fucing fly!! Can this pic cheer you up? :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ssies-rule.jpg

Nancy, nancy, nancy.........you are sooo fucked up.

I cannot believe those two hairy globes have got you in such a trance......................... :lol:

You fucks are fucking hilarious! :lol:



THE TIME OF THE FUCKING ASS IS ALMOST UPON US! - MAY 1, 2005 -

IAATFA! :thumbsup:

did I fucking miss something here? WTF!?!

fuckin' scroll up shyboy........


May fuckin' 1st pal.............


:thumbsup:

big fuckin' dog........li'l basket.......li'l fuckin' pussy (just like joe) big basket........


i fuckin' like it........ :thumbsup:

you fucks better quit fucking ignoring me. its pissing me right the fuck off!

Sion, where the fuck have you been and what ever happened to your fucking thread in which you rated fuckers based on what the fuck they had to say?

Don't do it man. Resist every fuckin urge to do so. J/k It's actually Nancy's ass up there. In a black thong. Very nice have a look see

fuckin Asta!!

Holy shit I used to have that fuckin thing! I'd always go in and change his greeting so he'd tell my dad "Good morning fat ass and how are you?" And make him say cuss words, and put on the instrumental to Da Mystery Of Chessboxin by Wu-Tang Clan and then type the lyrics in his "speak" feature. It was quite interesting. Can't say I miss the fucker though.

Asta!!

what the fuck's all this fucking talk about asses?

Jesus joe didn't I just fucking explain it to ya?! Scroll up and have a look at the 4 criterias again :p

fuck it. You're gonna LEARN to love those fucking hairy buns as well buddy. Just you wait til Fly and I launch our "it's all about the ass" crusade :thumbsup:

Because... *sighs*.. it's all about the fucking ass! That's why we keep talking about asses :D

Just letting y'all fucking know that I will represent the "all about the ass crusade" in fucking Japan as of May 1st, which will actually happen here first, while you fuckers are still asleep!

I will try my fucking best to support ass-related activities, such as mooning, goosing, sitting and fucking grinding! It'll be the dawn of a better, ass-driven world! Fucking excelsior!

So, who's handling the fucking merch? Nancy, can you fucking cook something up?

To show the world he's obviously in need of some fucking exercise.

Fellow ass-lover I salute you!

I'll officially kick off the "it's all about the ass" crusade on May the 1st when I log on with my brand new ass avatar. That's the signal for you fuckers to join me in the ass-fun with with your individual ass avatars. From that day on we'll do everything we can to spread the word here in form of asspics or mooning, goosing, sitting and fucking grinding like you suggested!! Personally I'll take the whole thing further and get a t-shirt printed with the words which I'll wear in public :thumbsup:

This crusade won't stop until we've accomplished the following:

1. Everybody's aware that it's all about the fucking ass
2. paddyjoe has learned to love Fly's ass


Are you fuckers with me?!?!?!?

:D :D :D

i am fucking with you................*wait,that didn't fuckin' sound right*


.........or fuckin' maybe it did.

I am by nature inclined to sit on my fucking ass. But maybe if I wear suspenders my droopy pants will then show the fucker off, and that would be a start ;) I will consciously try to appreciate the fuckalicious asses I see from now on as a psychic boost to the cause.

Either way is fucking fine by me :thumbsup:

That's the fucking spirit!! :thumbsup:

I....WILL....LOVE....THE....ASS










(just not fuckingflyman's)

stay the hell away from my ass you fuckin' nutbar..........admit it,you like it..........and it's making me feel kinda fuckin' wierd inside man......


so fuckin' leave me and my ass alone joe......... :hmm:

just a sweet fucking reminder........

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...n/allabout.jpg


:crazy:

"IT'S BOUT ALL THE ASS!"

I don't fucking get it. What the fuck is it all about?

I remember....long ago
Nancys Ass put on a Show
and what a Fucking ass to find
so fine it blew my Fucking Mind

Like Food and Fucking Sex combined

left to right jwoody,left to fuckin' right.


fuckin' it's all about the ass!!!!

:lol: You certainly have a way with words tecoyah!

only 18 fucking days to go people! :D

I'm really fuckin' sorry. Work has been busy as a fuck since I was promoted. Now that things are hopefully calming down I'll be here more fucking often.

Fucking right on! Ass-lovers unite! I'll have my ass avatar ready and waiting for the official "all about the ass" crusade, on the very auspicious, very "holy" day of May 1st, which will henceforth be known as "Ass Appreciation Day". Everyone, please take some fucking time to check out, pinch, grab, caress, cherish and love the ass!

I am completely fucking happy over here!

Bumsen, cogida, scopata, foda

Right back at'cha, jhkayakr! Do those fucking words mean "ass" in different languages? If so, that's fucking awesome! Ass knows no boundaries...

i know it's not a sentence but.............you fuckin' gotta have the fuckin' word fuck in there at fuckin' least.


"it's ALL about the ass"



thanks for fuckin' jumpin' on board Bob.........hopefully we'll see a whack of fuckin' ass avatars on that very special day.

come on you fuckin' people,show your support and have an ass avatar on the fuckin' 1st of may.

uh, thats fuck in german, spanish, italian, and portugese

pardon my ignorance........my apologizes....and i blame it on the fuckin' pot.........



:D

no fuckin problem.....cheers

and a fuckin' cheers to you too............

Fucking amen to that, Flyman. Ass is fuckin' class. Everyone should fucking know this!

been busy tryin ta have a life. mostly in vain, but what the fuck, eh?

anyway, I got bored with that thread, but I was thinkin of reviving the fucker. Keep yer fuckin eyes open, it may return one day.

life is a fucking bitch indeed...and my eyes are wide fucking open :thumbsup:

Ass Appreciation Day? I love it! Let's call it that!

Good to have you onboead, Bob :D

Nancy I am sofa king yours.

Fuckin Asta!!

FUCKING SWEET! :D

mornin' fellow fucking freaks.......

Good fucking call Nancy. But, if you wanna know the fucking truth, EVERY day is ass appreciation day to me!

That's why this fucking song rocks:


Fat Bottomed Girls


Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

That fucking song rocks allright! But then again ALL fucking Queen songs rock :thumbsup:

<font size=7>SUMFIN!</font>

So eh uh sumfin sumfin on muh uh sumfin or other sumfin sumfin sumfin! fuck


Asta!!
<font size=1>sumfin!</font>

hahahhahaha!!! Sumfin's my new favourite fucking word :D

Fuck yeah!

Asta!!

Astrocloud really fuckin appreciates ass.

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Where the fuck did you come up with that fucking word, K-Wise?

Is it short for "something" or what? I'm fucking confused!

Why yes sumfin would be the lazy way of typing something. Thats how the fuck I talk :). If we were speaking about it I'd say "Yeah sumfin like that."

Asta!!

Well, then let me tell you sumfin', K-Wise: that's fucking awesome!

"Ass Appreciation Day" is very fucking nigh!

Well how the fuck is everybody fucking doing today?

my fucking ass avatar (already in place mind you) is way fucking underappreciated by everyone other than dear fucking Fremen.
:icare: @ Fremen

why you fuckers waiting until may 1st anyway?
renaming may day to fucking ass day?

you know the fuck what? no , well neither the fuck do i. what i do know is that it's a bout fucking time to get some sleep. fuck.

Because we need to switch to our ass avatars all at once and surprise the fuck out of the these people.

+ flyman needs some time to prepare his fucking ass avatar it seems.

I do appreciate your fucking ass avatar bernadette, it's fucking neato :thumbsup:

I can't fuckin' under-fuckin'-stand why every other fuckin' word out of your fuckin' mouth is fuckin'..

^^It's a fucking secret and we'll never fucking tell!

Hey folks - I'm going to a fucking bbq tomorrow - eating red meat and drinking and such - fucking A!!!

^ That sounds fuckin great man!

Asta!!

There is a lot of fuckin' cluckin' going on in this thread! :lol:

(fuck, fuck, fuck-ark!)

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It's all about the fucking ass, baby. :D


(Ichi the Killer is a fucking sick movie!......I like it!) :thumbsup:

Fremen how the fuck are ya?

Asta!!

I'm fucking just fine, K-Asta! How the fuck is your galloping self? :thumbsup:

fuckin' rights it is man............
:thumbsup:

All ass and no fuck makes Fremen a dull boy....

(Brother, where you bound? Nice Avatar.)

and fucking the ass, baby. :D

you ppl need to watch the language...
you fuckers!