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drakers 01-31-2005 03:23 PM

And what a nice fuckin smack that was....*smack* *smack*
Just don't leave any fucking red spots on her fucking ass!!

Lasereth 01-31-2005 07:36 PM

You've got to be fucking kidding me...this thread is still going?

-Lasereth

Fremen 01-31-2005 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drakers
And what a nice fuckin smack that was....*smack* *smack*
Just don't leave any fucking red spots on her fucking ass!!

Caught fucking red-handed! No spots, though. :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09...Animation1.gif

IC3 01-31-2005 10:50 PM

What a great fuckin thread it's fucking hilarious..13 pages of fuck, fuckin, fucking, fucker, fuckit.

And 1 very fine fuckin ass.

Nancy 02-02-2005 04:16 AM

hahhaha Fremen, you have to much time on your fucking hands :p

Fly 02-02-2005 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IC3
What a great fuckin thread it's fucking hilarious..13 pages of fuck, fuckin, fucking, fucker, fuckit.

And 1 very fine fuckin ass.


fuckin' hell man.........don't you fuckin' mean two fine fuckin' asses?:D

Jonsgirl 02-02-2005 09:15 AM

Yes. As a matter of fact he did mean 2 fine asses :D

And here's the other one!!

<a href="http://img2.uploadimages.net/show.php?img=140521approved_ass.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://img2.uploadimages.net/thumbs/tn_140521approved_ass.gif" border="0" /></a>

Fly 02-02-2005 09:29 AM

fuckin' eh........what does the fuckin' sticker say sweetie?

Glory's Sun 02-02-2005 10:13 AM

I fuckin forgot all about this fucking thread.. good fucking job on keeping it going you fucks :D

monkeydriven 02-02-2005 01:25 PM

I fuckin forgot too! These fuckin guys are great for fuckin keeping it up! A big fuck you to one and all!

Xell101 02-02-2005 05:30 PM

Fuckin' 'ell, this thread has 13 fuckin' pages. Fuck me, I didn't expect this! Fuckin'... whooaa!

Jonsgirl 02-03-2005 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
fuckin' eh........what does the fuckin' sticker say sweetie?

Fuckin hell! Fucking site resizing my fucking pictures!!

It says TPF APPROVED 94% Fucking A!

fillips 02-04-2005 01:35 AM

bad fucking luck

Nancy 02-04-2005 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonsgirl
Fuckin hell! Fucking site resizing my fucking pictures!!

You sure it's not the fucking host that has resized it? Photobucket auto-fucking-matically resizes any picture that's bigger than 250 KB :|

Nancy 02-04-2005 02:55 AM

http://home.iprimus.com.au/shaunhend...mages/stfu.jpg

:D :D :D

Fly 02-04-2005 06:10 AM

i fuckin' like cheese.........

Jonsgirl 02-05-2005 01:55 AM

I'm fuckin hungry. Maybe I should fucking find some fuckin cheese.

Nancy 02-07-2005 06:23 AM

Why this sudden talk about fucking cheese people?

monkeydriven 02-07-2005 09:29 AM

Fuckin' right, Nancy...cheese is fuckin' binding. Next thing you fuckin' know, you're fuckin' on the toilet doing your fuckin' best to squirt out a fuckin' air biscuit. Have some fuckin' fruit instead!

Nancy 02-08-2005 02:51 AM

^^what ...*laughs*..the fuck is an air biscuit?

Nancy 02-08-2005 02:53 AM

City of Angels: ya know as the fucking creator of this fucking thread one would think you'd visit it more :hmm:

monkeydriven 02-08-2005 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
^^what ...*laughs*..the fuck is an air biscuit?

Fuck Nancy...don't tell me you fuckin' never saw Weird fuckin' Science!!!! It's a fuckin' shit!

Nancy 02-08-2005 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeydriven
Fuck Nancy...don't tell me you fuckin' never saw Weird fuckin' Science!!!! It's a fuckin' shit!

No I've never seen Weird science. I wasn't aware that I fucking ought to have seen that fucking movie :p

Fly 02-09-2005 04:17 AM

the fuck is goin' on in this fuckin' thread lately?

Nancy 02-09-2005 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
the fuck is goin' on in this fuckin' thread lately?

Fucking hey! You fucking started it with all the fucking weird talk about fucking cheese!

Fly 02-09-2005 04:25 AM

all i fuckin' said was that i liked cheese.........and i do.....i had some sweet fuckin' cheese last night with some red fuckin' wine....heaven i tell ya'.

i fuckin' think it was havarti fuckin' cheese..........

do you fuckin' like cheese Nancy?

Nancy 02-09-2005 04:37 AM

I fucking love cheese! Even the ones the look like it's been fucking dead for years and smell accordingly :D

Unfortunately cheese gives me fucking migraine attacks so I eat it rarely :|

Fly 02-09-2005 05:27 AM

that fuckin' sucks ........it's just so fuckin' tasty though........

i too dig the dead fuckin' stinky cheeses......

Nancy 02-09-2005 05:28 AM

Yeah it fucking does :|

Have you tried the fuckin' cheeses that smell like a dying cat but odly enough don't have much fucking taste? So fucking weird they don't fucking taste of more!

monkeydriven 02-09-2005 06:28 AM

What the fuck ever happened to that fuckin commercial where the fuckin guy says "What kind of cheese is that you're eating?" that fuckin commercial was fuckin hilarious.....

Nancy 02-10-2005 12:50 AM

It doesn't sound fucking hilarious at all monkeydriven :hmm:

monkeydriven 02-10-2005 05:39 AM

Fuck yeah...it fuckin was...if you enjoy fuckin hockey and making fuckin fun of Canadians.

Nancy 02-10-2005 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeydriven
Fuck yeah...it fuckin was...if you enjoy fuckin hockey and making fuckin fun of Canadians.

hehe I wouldn't know what to make fucking fun of about them – I fucking love everything about the C's :)

monkeydriven 02-10-2005 08:33 AM

Speaking of fuckin' cheese...what the fuck is with that fuckin nasty shit, Cheez Wiz?

silent_jay 02-10-2005 08:54 AM

Hey fuckers, I kind of fuckin forgot about this fucking thread for a bit. 14 fuckin pages good fuckin show people. Cheez Wiz is fucking terrible, I remember eating the fuckin shit when I was younger, now I won't fuckin smell the shit, just fuckin wrong. What the fuck is this about making fun of fuckin Canucks? Canucks are fuckin awesome, and I hope the fuckin rest of the fuckin world doesn't fuckin forget it.

cheeterbo 02-10-2005 10:29 AM

fuck cheese whiz, fuck cheddar and fuck the fucking diaz brothers.

jesus fucking christ, you fucking cheese-eaters, snap out of it and get with the fucking program. eat provolone.

monkeydriven 02-10-2005 11:14 AM

You know who I fuckin' hate? Fuckin' Green Bay Packer fuckin' cheese heads....get the fuckin foam cheese wedge off your fuckin' head, fucker. You look fuckin ridiculous, fuckwad.

Nancy 02-11-2005 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeydriven
You know who I fuckin' hate? Fuckin' Green Bay Packer fuckin' cheese heads....

What the fuck is that?

Nancy 02-11-2005 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheeterbo
jesus fucking christ, you fucking cheese-eaters, snap out of it and get with the fucking program. eat provolone.

Fuck no! Free fucking cheese for the people I fucking say!!

monkeydriven 02-11-2005 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
What the fuck is that?

Fuck Nancy...do I have to fuckin explain every fuckin thing?? Not that I fuckin mind, mind you...I'm just fuckin kidding....here's a fuckin' pic of the fuckin' idiots!!!

http://amarillo.com/images/headlines...heeseheads.jpg


Also Nancy, regarding your fuckin' defense of fuckin' Canadians, maybe you should fuckin' read this! Might change your fuckin' opinion!!!


http://madville.com/link.php?id=93422&t=12

Nancy 02-11-2005 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeydriven
Fuck Nancy...do I have to fuckin explain every fuckin thing?? Not that I fuckin mind, mind you...I'm just fuckin kidding....here's a fuckin' pic of the fuckin' idiots!!!

http://amarillo.com/images/headlines...heeseheads.jpg

OYFG that's so fucking cool! I want one of those! Where can I get my fucking hands on one of those? :D

Nancy 02-11-2005 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeydriven
Also Nancy, regarding your fuckin' defense of fuckin' Canadians, maybe you should fuckin' read this! Might change your fuckin' opinion!!!


http://madville.com/link.php?id=93422&t=12

I don't have to sleep with any of them so I still fucking love them :D

Charlatan 02-12-2005 06:32 AM

Quote:

If your TV gets turned on more than your lover, you're not alone. A recent poll by the makers of K-Y products revealed 88% of Canadians rate themselves as mediocre lovers, whereas only 12% of Canadians said they deserve an A+ for their performance between the sheets.
Note that this is what what fuckin' Canadians have to say about themselves... Our fuckin' self deprication is part of our fuckin' charm...

You didn't read the other report that asks what our fuckin' partners have to say about our fuckin' performance...

I believe the words are... fuckin' A... eh?

Jonsgirl 02-12-2005 06:49 AM

Fuck, Charlatan!! That's the best fucking laugh I've had all fucking day!!

....fuckin canadians are good in bed....:lol:

Charlatan 02-12-2005 07:25 AM

Fuck!... is that,

fuckin' canadians are good in bed... :lol: :rolleyes:

OR

fuckin' canadians *are* good in bed... :lol:

Kind a fuckin' hard to tell... but let me fucking tell you... I, as a Canadian, am amazing in fucking bed... I can fucking sleep better than *anyone*.

Fly 02-12-2005 07:51 AM

fuckin' eh.......i'm in the 12 fucking percent.........to fuckin' bad it's by myself though.

Jonsgirl 02-12-2005 09:24 AM

Fucking 'ell, Charlatan! I guess I can't fucking say for sure until I try your brand of fuckin canadian sausage, can I?

Oh fuck, that's right. You fuckin meant sleep. Never fuckin mind, then.

wolf 02-12-2005 10:05 AM

Nancy, ummmm we have a new fucking page here and I don't see a picture of your fine fucking ass.... fucking post it please!

feelgood 02-12-2005 10:21 PM

jesus fucking christ wolf, just fucking hold back your fucking hormos (sp), nancy will eventually post her fucking pic ok?

Rdr4evr 02-12-2005 10:30 PM

Can't you fuckers live without a fucking ass for a change? What the fuck is wrong with you deprived fuckers?

Jonsgirl 02-13-2005 12:11 AM

Like you don't fucking like Nancy's fucking ass?

feelgood 02-13-2005 12:46 AM

Naw man, I fucking love her ass, the fucking problem is that, she fucking don't show it enough man

Rdr4evr 02-13-2005 12:51 AM

I like my fucking asses BIG, not fucking fat and full of cellulite, but big and fucking tight!

Mr Cassata 02-13-2005 01:15 AM

I don't want to see no fuckin' hairy ass. Don't fucking post those pics!

Fly 02-13-2005 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Cassata
I don't want to see no fuckin' hairy ass. Don't fucking post those pics!



be fuckin' careful man......that scary fuckin' hairy thing might fuckin' show up unexpected eh.....

Jonsgirl 02-13-2005 09:11 AM

I fuckin double dog fucking dare you, flyman!!

Fly 02-13-2005 09:14 AM

you just fuckin' wanna ogle my fuckin' ass again don't ya'?

Jonsgirl 02-13-2005 09:17 AM

Fuck yeah!

Someone has to fucking appreciate ass in all it's fuckin forms.

feelgood 02-13-2005 09:25 AM

you girl, are one sick fuck if you fucking want to see flyman's fucking ass

Charlatan 02-13-2005 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonsgirl
Fucking 'ell, Charlatan! I guess I can't fucking say for sure until I try your brand of fuckin canadian sausage, can I?

Oh fuck, that's right. You fuckin meant sleep. Never fuckin mind, then.

That was just more of my fuckin' charming self fuckin' deprecation...

Not just fuckin' sausage... fuckin' back bacon baby...

Fly 02-13-2005 10:27 AM

fuckin' back bacon baby..........ya' gotta fuckin' love it.

monkeydriven 02-14-2005 05:44 AM

Fuck...we're gonna see flyman's fuckin hairy ass again...I can just fuckin sense it....

Nancy 02-14-2005 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by feelgood
jesus fucking christ wolf, just fucking hold back your fucking hormos (sp), nancy will eventually post her fucking pic ok?

Damn fucking straight I will :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...erie2/2258.jpg

wolf 02-14-2005 07:33 AM

Well fuck yeah Nancy! It's even a new fucking pic!!!! Thanks so fucking much, you made my fucking day. I absolutely fucking love the fucking pictures of your fucking fine ass!!! FUCK!!

Tophat665 02-14-2005 08:30 AM

You're fucking gorgeous, Nancy. I'm a-fucking-gog at how fine your fundament is. Thanks a whole fuckin' lot for sharing with this raggedy band of fucks.

monkeydriven 02-14-2005 09:41 AM

Fuck Nancy...that's some fuckin' door behind you!! What fuckin shade of gray is that???

Nancy 02-15-2005 04:15 AM

^^You're quite fucking welcome gents! I decided to post a new fucking pic because you people deserve to be fucking spoiled :p

Monkey: I know! I fucking stare at it in fucking awe for hours at times. I don't have a fucking clue as to which shade of gray it is I'm afraid.

K-Wise 02-15-2005 04:21 AM

The color of that fucking door my friends is more than likely Charcoal..I recieved a great fucking shirt for valentines of the same color and it's charcoal. And if Monkey hadn't have brought it up I never would have even noticed the fuckin door. Nancy...you gotta fuckin love her!

Asta!!

Fly 02-15-2005 05:07 AM

buncha spoiled fuckin' brats in here.

Nancy my dear,you gotta fuckin' tease 'em a fuckin' bit more .

you know........let the fuckers use thier imagination eh.

*nice fuckin' ass by the way*

Nancy 02-15-2005 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
buncha spoiled fuckin' brats in here.

Nancy my dear,you gotta fuckin' tease 'em a fuckin' bit more .

you know........let the fuckers use thier imagination eh.

*nice fuckin' ass by the way*

I just did that throughout fucking page 14 :p

I think people have been using their fucking imagination enough about your fucking ass fly. Enough with the fucking teasing – show us your fucking ass! :D

monkeydriven 02-15-2005 06:10 AM

K-Wise, I bet that fuckin shirt don't accentuate your fuckin ass like the fuckin way that door fuckin compliments Nancy ass...Fuck yeah!

K-Wise 02-15-2005 03:35 PM

Dude you're probably fuckin right.

Asta!!

Fremen 02-15-2005 04:59 PM

Holy fuck! Sweeee-heeeet fucking ass pic, Nancy! :thumbsup:

bernadette 02-15-2005 05:55 PM

fly's & nancy's fuckin' asses are both fine & fabfuckinabulous, but isn't time a big fucking catfish?

<img src="http://www.robmatherly.com/pics/funny/big%20ass%20catfish.jpg">
ok. probably not. fine. just fucking carry on. fuckers. fuckin' fine.

oh & hi there ya fuckers. :)

K-Wise 02-15-2005 07:25 PM

That fuckin catfish just made my freakin day! And I fuckin hate seafood!

Asta!!

Fly 02-15-2005 09:02 PM

alright........fuck it.....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...n/flys_ass.jpg

fuckin' choke on that for fucks sake......

K-Wise 02-16-2005 04:25 AM

Dammit all the fuckin hell! :mad:

Asta!!
j/k

monkeydriven 02-16-2005 05:35 AM

Fuckin' Dammit!!! I fuckin' knew it was a fuckin matter of time before we saw that fuckin hairy monster!!! FUCK! What a fuckin' way to start the fuckin day!!! And it fuckin ain't even fuckin 9 AM yet....awwwww Fuck All!!!

Nancy 02-16-2005 10:42 AM

Fuck yeah that's what I'm talkin about! Thanks for fucking posting flyman! :icare:

silent_jay 02-16-2005 11:17 AM

Hahaha fuckers, I'm not clicking on that fucking link, I know what the fuck is behind it, that damn flyman's fucking ass again. I made fuckin sure and fuckin click on the link Nancy fuckin put up, fuckin beautiful as always Nancy.

Fly 02-18-2005 03:52 AM

where the fuck is the pic of your fuckin' ass jay?

nofnway 02-18-2005 09:28 PM

any of you fuck nuts heard of this new deadly disease. Nutfuckatitis....How do you fucking get it and how do you fucking get rid of it?

Fly 02-19-2005 11:04 AM

is that fuckin' when,like you go nuts.......or your nuts need to fuckin' go off?

monkeydriven 02-22-2005 06:30 AM

What the fuck? no one has fuckin posted here since the 19th?? Get off your fuckin' asses! We gonna let this fuckin' thread die? FUCK NO!

Nancy 02-22-2005 08:02 AM

^^We're still fucking waiting for nofnway to answer that fucking interesting question :suave:

TheWalkinDude 02-22-2005 08:16 AM

How the fuck does a thread about the word fuck manage to fill fifteen fucking pages? What the fuck is this world coming to?

monkeydriven 02-22-2005 01:28 PM

We're fuckin' decadent fuckers, man....

CityOfAngels 02-22-2005 01:46 PM

Fucking wow! I fucking created a motherfucking monster! This fucking thread is far from fucked!

Fucking edit: And Nancy, you're fucking beautiful. I know I've fucking said it time and time again, but fuck!

wolf 02-23-2005 07:49 AM

Holy Fuck not only do we get a picture of Nancy's fine fucking ass, but a huge fucking catfisht. Damn that is one fucking big fish! Fuck Me! I can't fucking imagine trying to catch that fucking thing. Must be as difficult as trying to scroll past Nancy's fine fucking ass without stopping to fucking drool over it.

Rdr4evr 02-23-2005 11:11 AM

Who would've ever fucking thought a thread about the word fuck would last 15 fucking pages? Fucking incredible.

silent_jay 02-23-2005 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
where the fuck is the pic of your fuckin' ass jay?

Fuck I almost forgot about this fuckin thread again. Fuck fly, did I agree to this fuckin ass pic? If fuckin so was I fuckin high when I agreed? Because I can't fuckin remember. But fuck I'll see what I can do.

Tophat665 02-23-2005 02:26 PM

Saw this on SomethingAwful in Comedy Goldmine and said to myself, "Self, this is fucking perfect for that fucking fuck thread." Here you fuckin' go...<blockquote>I was loitering around a trade counter in a plumbers merchants when some ruddy faced, hairy oaf stormed in and slammed his fist on the counter and shouted for some assistance.

Shopguy: "Hello. How can I help you"

The oaf swings this heavy plastic box onto the counter, flips the lid and reveals some sort of electrical tool (I didn't see what it was)

Shopguy: "Ok, what seems to be the problem"
Oaf: "This fucking fucker's fucked"
Shopguy: "Fucked?"
Oaf: "Fucking fucked"
Shopguy: "Ok, one minute"

Shopguy takes the box away and returns with a brand new unit and puts it in front of the guy.

Shopguy: "There you go"
Oaf: "Not fucked?"
Shopguy: "Not fucked"
Oaf: "Fucking great"

And he walked off. Shopguy does a massive rolleyes and puts fixed smile on for the next customer. Bizarre. </blockquote>

nofnway 02-23-2005 05:38 PM

This is a greeat fucking thread.....but I still don't know how the fuck to get rid of nutfuckatitis.

mojodragon 02-23-2005 06:32 PM

Oh my fucking god, Nancy. Fuck me, but do you have a beautiful body. Just makes me want to ... well, you know!

Nancy 02-24-2005 04:56 AM

Fucking good to see ya'll appreciating my fucking ass! :thumbsup:

silent_jay: Are we really gonna see your fucking ass? I hope it's as fucking yummy as Fly's :D

Nancy 02-24-2005 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojodragon
Oh my fucking god, Nancy. Fuck me, but do you have a beautiful body. Just makes me want to ...

... print it out and start fucking worshipping it like 3 fucking times each fucking day? :D

slimshaydee 02-24-2005 05:04 AM

oh my fucking god. i've been away from this thread for a fucking while and that fucking fucker fucking posts his fucking ass again. FUCK!

mojodragon 02-24-2005 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
... print it out and start fucking worshipping it like 3 fucking times each fucking day? :D

Fuckin' A! It's my fucking new wallpaper. Fuck, now I got to go ding the fucking masterbation thread again

monkeydriven 02-24-2005 06:13 AM

What the fuck's that all about? Nancy ain't a fuckin' toy for our fuckin' sexual fantasies....

(well, then again, maybe she fuckin' is)

Nancy 02-24-2005 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeydriven
What the fuck's that all about? Nancy ain't a fuckin' toy for our fuckin' sexual fantasies....

(well, then again, maybe she fuckin' is)

I don't fucking mind... it's kinda flattering really. Fucking A. :)


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