Fuck right! So I have fuckin' permission to fuckin oogle??? Fan-fuckin'-tastic!!! Well, fuck...here's to your fuckin' bootilicious ass, Nancy!
Thankfully, fuckin flyman hasn't posted here recently...been days since I hadda look at that fuckin ass of his!!! But Fuck...I know it fuckin' lurks around the next corner, won't be fuckin' long before it makes another fuckin' appearance! |
That ass is fucking hairy
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fuckin' eh it is.........i'm fuckin' losing it from my head.....and can you fucking guess where it fucking ends up? |
First I saw page 1 and thought this game fucking rocks. Said "Fuck it" and went to page 10 and saw a pic of a fucking hairy ass moon-shot. Jesus what the fuck, my eyes fucking burn like they were fucked with a dick made of sand. Hopefully page 16 wont be any fucking worse.
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hi fuckers. y'all still fucking carrying on the fuckin' fuckity, eh?
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bernie, you fucking like this fucking thread, admit it. :icare: |
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Did someone ask for a hairy fuckin' ass?
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Tophat, asses are such fucking innocent creatures, just look at the poor bastard! Any fucking ass I see is always so calm and in his own fucking world that he couldn't care less what's around him. The poor fuckers always look so sad too. I bet you could put one of them in an empty dark small room for a month and they would still be content. What a great fucking animal.
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What the fuck are you all going on about in here? All this stuff about hairy fuckin' asses and being able to ogle Nancy. Fuck, those two things have nothing in fuckin common.
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if you only fuckin' knew...........if you only fuckin' knew
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this fucker's fuckin' ass is fuckin' fucked.
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HOLY FUCK, Bernadette....you fuckin' know how to scare the fuckin bejebus out of someone...I fuckin' thought that shark was fuckin' leaping out of the fuckin' computer screen at me!!!! FUCK!!!!!
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^^Fucking whimp :p
Sharks are so fucking nice and not a fucking mindless mankiller :D |
Now Nancy, I'm afraid your information is totally fucked. Sharks are not fucking nice, or any other kind of nice except that they are fucking perfect eating machines.
While some sharks will tolerate people, and no shark fucks with people by choice, a swimming human can look and awful fucking lot like a seal to a shark's tiny fucking brain, and Great Whites eat fucking seals for fucking breakfast. Then there's Bull Sharks. They're all the fucking same, but the ones in Lake Nicaragua fuck up bunches of fucked in the head Nicaraguans who thought they'd take a little dip. Dumbfucks. Bull Sharks are pretty fucking territorial and very fucking agressive. Tiger Sharks are the same fucking way and almost as big as Great fucking Whites. Blue Sharks, Brown Sharks, Lemon Sharks, Hammerheads, even Sand Tigers and Nurse Sharks will all take a fucking bite out of you given a chance. (That reminds me: A shark walks into a bar in Virginia Beach and says to the bartender, "I'll have two White Russians.") And then, there are Goblin Sharks - fucked up looking pointy nosed critters who live at the very bottom of the Pacific fucking Ocean. They were getting fucked up signals on one of the trans Pacific phone cables, and when they pulled the fucker up to look at it, they found Goblin Shark fucking teeth in it. Now is that fucking nice? I don't think so. Finally, the piece de resistance of shark fucker-dom - the cookie cutter shark (no fucking shit, there is such a beastie). This little fucker (they're only about three feet long - fucking minute for a deep ocean shark) took a bite out of a motherfucking nuclear submarine. Left a perfectly round fucking hole (hence the name cookie cutter shark) in their rubberized sonar dome. The moral of this long fucking screed: Don't fuck with sharks. They will fuck you up. |
fuckin' eh Top.........not too fuckin' shabby man.
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Thanks for fuckin backing me Top...Fuckin' Nancy fuckin' dismissed my fear our of fuckin' turn!
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sorry to fuckin' freak you out, monkeydriven.
but don't worry! the jpg cannot bite you! ;) Quote:
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Fuckin A, bernie! Is that shark pic another one of your fuckin creations??
If so, get you a fuckin freelance job with a fuckin website or magazine, mang! Fuckin pronto! :thumbsup: |
i fuckin' almost thought you fuckin' said porno.............
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[Brought to you by the bernie for porn support league of north america...founding member-flyman] no fucking disrespect meant, bernie :thumbsup: |
Sorry, fucking ignore this.
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one fucked up thread (and hairy ass) thats for sure.
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nothin' fuckin' wrong with that ass my fuckin' friend...............
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fuck you all, and for all a good fuck
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hahahahafuckinghahahaha! So if I post in this fucking thread without using "fuck", will I be banished?
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Fuck, Rdr4Evr, you better not fuckin' post without saying the magic fuckin' word....that would be worse than having to fuckin' see Flyman's fuckin' hairy ass again.
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Thats what I fucking figured. I have no fucking creativity so I'm just going to have to use the fucking word randomly.
P.S NOTHING is worse than seeing flymans ass....NOTHING! |
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fuckin' nothin' fuckin' wrong w/ that fuckin' ass folks..........
buncha fuckin' whinners....... |
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I fucking thought that fucking sharks were fucking near-fucking-blind? Don't they fucking catch all their fucking prey with the aid of their fucking noses and their own fucking sense of hearing? Isn't that why you can fucking catch those fuckers by bringing along a large group of fucking dogs, 'cause dogs fucking sound like fucking seals and their fucking barks attract the fucking sharks? Or was that fucking Orcas? Fuck, I don't fucking know anymore.
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fuck...........
*for some reason,i just really fuckin' like that word* |
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Fuck, now I want seafood for dinner... |
Oh for fuck's sake! Why didn't I get the fuckin memo that Nancy's fine fuckin ass is over here? And WTF is up with the hairy fuckin monkey ass? This fuckin ain't National Geo-fuckin-graphic! http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...the_finger.gif
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Fuckin' Emo Philips, Twizted? I haven't heard that fuckers name in a fuckin long time.
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Oh, oh....fuckin looks like this thread has fuckin run out of fuckin steam...well, nothing fuckin lasts forever...
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I was sitting in the fucking park
minding my own fucking business staring at people's heads and trying to make their fucking brains explode. Emo's the fucking man! |
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I am my own fucking steam! I am fucking made of steam. |
evil fucking bastards.......
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I was impressed - 17 pages of posts and only 2 were borderline fuckless (the quotes in a flyman and a Bernadette were fucked, fortunately). My one real issue is, the fuckalicious ass pics of Nancy didn't show on my screen until the slap ass chair shot page. Fuck me. How the fuck do I see those first Nancy pics? I hate it when the fuckers don't load.
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^^ They won't load on my computer either, what the fuck?
Ah well give it a fucking day or two - the links should still work.. |
I fuckin' miss you Nancy! Fuckin' come baaaack!
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welcome the fuck back slimshaydee!
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re-fucking-lax...........her fuckin' ass is all over this fuckin' joint.
you just gotta fuckin' look a little fuckin' harder. |
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EDIT: I forgot to throw in the f-word. Fuck! Ass! |
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see........you fuckin' guys still fuckin' talk about the fuckin' fly's ass........
buncha fuckin' freaks i tell ya'.... |
Except for that ugly fucking hair I envy the flyman's ass. Mine is so flat my fucking pants slide off. I'm seriously considering the rather fucked idea of suspenders for fucks sake.
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poor fucking bastard...
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how bout a mutha fuckin bump? Fuckin a.. didn't think this fuckin thread would last this fuckin long.. fuck
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Yup. It's really fuckin' losing steam...we can only talk about Nancy's fuckin ass and lament seeing Flyman's fuckin' ass so much....well, actually, I could fuckin' talk about Nancy's fuckin' ass all fuckin' day...but that's besides the point....
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fuckin' slackers............
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what the fuck are they good for? hhhhhhyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh absolutely fucking nottthiiiinnnnngggg
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Well fuck me dry and call me dusty. Do you mean that if chronic thread contributers find nothing new to say they just fuck off? And this in turn transforms them into fucking slackers? Pretty fucking harsh if you ask me. I have no issue with some fucker who says fuck it. What the fuck, eh - I've done it myself.
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it's all about the fuckin' ass isn't it?
your fuckin' pissed cuz it's nicer than yours right? you just fuckin' ask Nancy.....she'll fuckin' tell ya'. |
fuck......
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Well fucking said, slim.
I fucking love Family Guy (your avvy). Who the fuck doesn't? |
obviously someone in fox fucking hated it otherwise it wouldnt have been fucking cancelled so many fucking times!
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i think it's time we put a fucking end to all the fucking ass talk, you deprived fucking bastards. let's start talking about tits now http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/...ix/boobies.gif
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Well, fuck me.
Everyone here on this thread is fuckin' posting away. A fuckin' thread that I'm too fuckin' tired to read. Here's what I've got to fuckin' say. Go ahead and fucking ignore me. A guy called me fucking cute. A girl called me fucking beautiful. I have been fucking unemployed. Today I applied and got a new fucking job. I've been thinking of my last fucking job. I fucking put up with too much. Some people drive me fuckin' crazy. Some people think I should go fuck myself. I think they should fuck off. I don't give a fuck. When they told me to go fuck myself, I thought about it. Instead I smiled at them and said: Have a great fucking day! :D :D :D |
that was just fucking beautiful.........
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It's the rest of you fucking people who doesn't seem to be on the fucking programme, EH?! |
you fuckin' tell 'em Nancy........
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Do I really have to get a fucking t-shirt that says: "it's all about the ass" to convince you fucking people?! |
i would sooo fuckin' love to see that....just fuckin' write it on your ass and fuckin' post it up.
that'll fuckin' get the ball rollin' again. it's all about the fuckin' ass folks. |
^^ lol. What a great fucking idea, fly! I'll get right on that as soon as I can get Loverboy to help me. I'm not fucking talented enough to write backwards on my own fucking ass, ha.
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fuckin' sweet................can't fuckin' wait to see that............... see what i fuckin' mean folks.........it's all about the fuckin' ass!!!! :thumbsup: |
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fuckin' trust me man........i'm fuckin' game
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I'm fucking waiting for fly's answering salvo to Nancy's fucking ass writing, almost as much as I'm anticipating Nancy's message. ;) (what's fucking wrong with me?) :|
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hhmmmm........you're fuckin' liking this aren't you Fre? *poor fuckin' bastard* :D |
Wow, I have been away from this thread for way too fucking long.
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^^ it's not like you've fucking missed out on anything. The topic is still ass hehehhehe...
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you fuckin' know it Nancy...........it's all about the fuckin' ass!!!!!!! :thumbsup: |
Whoever thought it be so fucking fun to say fuck
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I can't fucking make up my mind what is more fucking fun, fucking or saying fuck. Sometimes I'll even fuck while shouting FUCK YEAH!!
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Fucking's more fun. End of fucking discussion! :D
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Was just fucking around on fucking tfp and saw this fucking thread and said what the fuck I should fuking reply to it. Fuck in A
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Just spilt my fuckin beer......
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Nancy is fucking correct. How the fuck could anyone choose saying the word "fuck" over actually fucking? Unless you were giving someone a mercy fuck; but that's your own fucking fault anyways. You can always say, "Fuck no!"
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You fucking people are my kind of people! An entire topic centered around fuck, I think I'm transcending, and it's fucking awesome!
As for saying fuck versus fucking, have a little sympathy for us poor fucks that just don't have the option, eh? |
Look what I fucking got today!! Are you guys fucking jealous or what?!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../Nancy/mmm.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ancy/sniff.jpg |
Nancy my dear.........where the fuck is the pic of your ass with the fuckin' words.....
"It's all about the fuckin' ass!!!"................???? i'd do it but,........all the fuckin' negative slack i get about my hairy fuckin' ass just crushes the deepest regions of my soul.....i'm not too fuckin' sure i could go on with it. i need your fuckin' moral support here........ |
Here's your fucking support my dear Flyman!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...2/allabout.jpg - no room for "fucking" though, heh. |
I hope you're fucking happy now Fly coz this fucking lipstick turned out to be difficult to fucking remove!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...erie2/argh.jpg :lol: |
ahahhhahahaha...........fucking brilliant...........
you Nancy...........are the fucking bomb... nicely fuckin' done girl............. you fuckin' see that folks......it's all about the fuckin' ass!!!!!!!! |
if you need a fuckin' hand gettin' that lipstick off.........you fuckin' know who to call eh?
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^^^ hahhah thanks fly!!!! :icare:
It was fucking difficult writing backwards on my own fucking ass but it turned out allright.. Actually I could use a fucking hand only I haven't got your number :| |
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1 800 all asss............fuckin' call me.....
that's 1 800 255 2777 |
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