Sion, you ass fucker!

OK, we need to fucking rally people into the "all about the ass" crusade, to be fucking unleashed unto the TFP masses on May 1st: "Ass Appreciation Day". So far, only myself, the hot-as-fuck Nancy and the fucking shameless Flyman have shown a firm commitment to post an "ass" avatar to spread the fucking love about this most awesome body part.

Who else has the fucking instestinal fortitude (and required love for ass) to fuckign ante up and proudly display their fucking cheeks under their name from that day forward? Huh? HUH?

Let's show some fucking love here, people!

If anyone would like to take a picture of my cheeks for me I'd be glad to post them up. Other than that I can't see myself having a picture of my ass let alone a new avatar by May fuckin 1st!! Sorry but no can do.

Asta!! :thumbsup:

If you fucking fucks wanna ante up, I'll personally fucking volunteer to fly around this fucking great land and photograph all your fucking buttocks for fucking ass appreciation day.

Just fucking PM me for the address to send the fucking plane tix.










Well.....I'm fucking waiting!!

Not a fucking chance buddy. Unless I feel the need and you have the fucking proctology certificate to back up your interest. I will not flash my fucking ass for some continent hopping photo freak unless *she* shows me *her* own fucking credentials in a convincing *nudge nudge* manner.

No offence intended, you fucker.

dude........as Bob fuckin' said......i'm fucking shameless....plus,the wife is into writing on my ass!! :thumbsup:

quit the shy fuckin' trip joe.........we all know,deep down,you wanna take a pic of yo' ass with the fuckin' holga,and dial in a really artistic av of your fuckin' ass.


fuckin' do it you fuckin' photogenic fuckin' freak.



:D

Bob...........mega fuckin' points for you on this post alone.


you are the fuckin' man.......
:thumbsup:



....ass avatars folks............let's fuckin' see 'em.


it's all about the fuckin' ass.




...........and,it'd be fuckin' cool if some of the fuckin' mods would dial in some fuckin' ass av's too.......

step up to the fuckin' plate folks...

you all sound like a bunch of fuckin illiterates to me. fuck it- i'm going to get me a fucking education!

just fuckin' take a pic of your ass for the 1st of May.

.....no fuckin' education needed. :D

Fucking ay, Flyman! :thumbsup:

Looks like we're surrounded by a bunch of shy fucking people here, man. What fucking gives?! Everyone that posts on "Exhibition" should have their asses fucking uploaded and shrunk down to 100X100 pixels, ready for fucking, display at the drop of a fucking hat!

Come on, people! Show yer fucking asses, before I fucking kick them!

ASS IS FUCKING CLASS!

Right on Bob! :thumbsup:

Are you gonna fucking join us with your own cheeks or what?

Ahaha Paddy wants to take a picture of my ass!! Eww fuckin gross man!

Asta!!

^^It's only a fucking picture man. It's not like he's gonna grab it or anything so fucking CHILL! :D

...and if he does it's only because I fucking told him to :p

How can I be sure he won't grab it? :hmm:

Asta!!

I already told you that if he does then it's because I fucking told him to. And should he grab it twice then take it as a fucking compliment :D

Hmm I'd rather it be you :hmm: Well I'm off to fuckin bed! :thumbsup:

Asta!!

only one way to fucking find out, you shy fuck.................... :icare:

speaking of shy fucks joe.........you gonna have a fuckin' ass avatar?

D'ya fucking know what it is yet?

http://img120.echo.cx/img120/8871/buncharse8ej.jpg

I fucking crack myself up sometimes.

Is that..... a fucking bunchie ass?!

You fucking knows it Nancy.

I've had a fucking brilliant idea for a permanent ass-day dedication...


Let's all get fucking TATTOOS... on our fucking ASSES!!!

http://img241.echo.cx/img241/2903/barcode1ha.jpg

Jwoody the bunchie ass is fucking brilliant!

Asta!!

you fuckin know it.

9 fucking days to go!! :thumbsup:

^ Can't fuckin wait! :thumbsup: (and 5 days after that is muh birthday! :D)

Asta!!

Wtf?! Really? Pre-Happy fucking birthday! :D

Why thank you :D Yup May 6th is the day. I'll be turning 21 :)

Asta!!

I second that pre-happy-fuckin-birthday wish, K-Asta! :thumbsup:

Well happy early fucking birthday from me aswell

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I hate going to fucking school and finding out the fucking class is cancelled. I don't hate that the fucking class is canceled, I just hate that the dumb selfish fuckers don't let us know ahead of fucking time so we don't end waking up at 5 in the fucking morning and driving in fucking shitty traffic just to find out there is no fucking class and end up going back home when we could have just slept to begin with. Selfish fucking cunts.

That's fucked.

^ That is totally fucked. I do feel the love though on the pre-b-day happy b-day's but if everyones wishing me one now...who's gonna do it on my actual one? :confused: Well I'll be around but before I leave this thread I bid all of you a happy fuckin day baby yeah!

Asta!!

well, what the fuck do you know, K-Wise... i'm a fucking taurus, too.
happy early birthday. i'll wish ya a regular happy birthday on your fucking birthday!

jwoody: the fuckin bunchie ass is top notch. :thunksup:

yup........jwoody........nice fuckin' slicin' man.


not only do you fucking sometimes crack yourself up,but you crack me up as fucking well.

:thumbsup:

Hey, ya fuckers, it's my fucking birthday tomorrow; the big 3-fucking-0.

Going for a few fucking drinks. If you want to come along you're all more than fucking welcome.

Just be at Da Vinci's for about twelve and you can hear them sing 'Happy birthday dear fucking Wah-Wah' to me.

Taurus's totally fuckin rock! Hey happy b-day man! Hope it's a good one

Asta!!

Have a great fuckin b-day jwoody. I sure as fuck would love to join youse guys, but since I fucking can't, I'll fucking well throw back one in your fucking honor........................ :thumbsup:




fuck...maybe 2 or 3!

fuckin' don't you mean 8 or 10 ya' fuckin' lush.....



:D

After fuckin' watching the fuckin' Sox shut the fuckin' Orioles out 2 straight times...I'm fuckin' reminded of this


http://www.sickdoggy.com/everyone/redsox.jpg

fuck the fucking Red fucking Sox. it only took them what, like 800 fucking years to win a fucking World Fucking Series. Who fucking cares? I hope they fucking tank this season and end up in the fucking basement.


fucking rant over.

why does everyone have to say "fuck" all he time??

When you are around enough fuckmeisters for any length of time eventually their vocabulary, f-shots and all, become yours and you will find yourself at the dinner table surrounded by silence and staring children while your own voice echoes in your head -"Hey Mom, would you pass the fucking salt, please?"

ahahah fucking hahhhaaa........fuckin' good one kramus.


*hehe...pass the fucking salt...hehe*

I have to fucking censor myself more and more since I now have all these nieces, nephews and their various friends coming over these days.
It's fucking frustrating on one hand, but on the other, they're a fucking joy to behold......from a distance. ;)

All my little cousins are big cussers so no need to sensor myself around them. I hadn't seen one of my younger cousins in like 5 or 6 years since he was practically a baby...I come back to town and the first thing he says to me is "Whats up FAT ASS?!!" Now for the record I'm not fat and he was saying that to everyone...and I mean everyone.

Kramus that did bring one swell fucking laugh out of me though.

Asta!!

Fuck the MLB, bring on the fucking NFL.

Ermmmm....cussers? What the fuck is a cusser?! :hmm:

^^ and who the fuck is MLB?

To cuss is to curse, the word has evolved slightly from it's original less fucked pronunciation. Hence, someone who uses profanity or curses is a fucking cusser.
Major League fucking Baseball as opposed to the National Football League with teams such as the fucking Raiders (I wish those fucks had hung on to their jockstaps in the Superbowl, they shoulda gone all the way a couple of years ago)

^^^ The fucking fuckaneers can rot in fucking hell...fucking cocksuckers.

^^^ I feel the same fucking way about the fucking faiders.^^^

fucking good one Rdr......

hahaha, fuckaneers........

^^^ and to top it off the fucking fanbase consists of 80 year olds...and what's with that fucker above you talking shit about the greatest sports orginization ever. Fucking Sion bastard had it in for me since day one...just go look at his points thread :lol:

almost fuckin' ass day fuckers...........

may 1st is just fuckin' around the fuckin' corner.

Jesus fucking Christ! I had the worst fucking case of tonsillitis, yet still taught classes... wasn't so effective at keeping the fucking kids quiet, but milked the sympathy factor pretty fucking high. Presently attempting to shrink sweet fucking ass shot down to avatar size, so that everything will be go-for-fucking-launch on "Ass Appreciation Day".

ASS IS CLASS!

WOOHOO! Only 3 fucking days left, people! :D

Bob>> Poor fucker, are you feeling any fucking better?

Do you need any help shrinking that avatar by the fucking way? :suave:

Fi-fie-foe-fuck, I smell the blood of deer on my truck!

^^what the fuck? :hmm:

I know! I think he's on the wacky tobaccy. ;) :D

fuckin' stoners...........

Hmm well fuck if I ain't dumbfounded

Asta!!

don't you ever fuckin' sleep Asta????

what the fuck where was the fucking ass on the last page.

...says Mr. Early fucking Riser himself. Seriously folks, go to fucking bed. You'll appreciate it in the fucking morning.

i gotta fuckin' leave my house around 5am to make it to the fuckin' big city with very little fuckin' traffic eh.

....and i wish i could fuckin' sleep more....

dont fucking speed too much or you'll fucking die.

I fuck.
You fuck.
He fucks.
She fucks.
It fucks.

We fuck.
You (plural) fuck.
They fuck.


fuck, fucks, fucked, fucking, have fucked, would have fucked, have been fucked, would have been fucked, could have been fucked, should have been fucked.

fuckin' fuckity fuck-fuck.


whole lotta fuckin' goin' on.

Come the fuck in. Sit the fuck down. What the fuck was that? Shut the fuck up! No fuckin' kidding? A fuckin men. Absofuckingloutly. He's fucked. Fuck me runnin'. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. That's fucked up. Fucked sideways twice in fact. I don't fucking believe how fucked up that fucking is. 'The fuck? Get the fuck out. Have a nice fucking day.

i can fuckin' feel it....i can fuckin' feel it..........

calm the fuck down flyman, they are just fucking communing with the great fuck-up in the sky. I think it's a fucking ritual or chant or something.

Three more fucking days people! I hope ya'll have your fucking avatars ready :D

Yo Nancy! How the fuck are ya! Tell ya what, I'll be posting a full-size shot at some point, probably the day before Ass Appreciation Day, you know, to whet the fucking appetite! If you could shrink my fucking sweet ass down to 100 X 100 avatar size, you would become the fucking queen of my fucking universe. Howz that fucking sound?

BTfuckingW, feeling better, but my voice is fucked... FUCK!

I'm fucking great thanks for asking!

I'd be fucking glad to help you out fucker, just send me your ass pic and I'll have it done before fucking bedtime! :D

Like.. Don Corleone fucked or what??

when the fuck will you fuckwits fucking learn to stop fucking swearing so fucking much. its abso-fucking-lutey ludicrous that youd have foulmouthed motherfuckers venting so much venom into cyberspace society in order to fuck it up. grow the fuck up! and if u dont like it, shut the fuck up and kiss my motherfucking white ass you piece of fucked up gutter trash.

have a coffee for fucks sake, man. We're only saying the f- word for fucks sake. btw have a good fucking day everybody :)

yeah..and fuck you too kramus! get the fuck off my motherfucking case :D coffee? what cofee? i need speed!

Speed is bad for ya fucker...

Yo, Nancy! Fucking good on ya for your sweet fucking offer! I'll send ya a copy post fucking haste, then put the full-size shot here on May 1st. So, you're the first lucky fucking SOB to see my sweet fucking ass. How fucking lucky are ya?

Real fucking lucky!

I'm fucking lucky allright! Woofuckinghoo! :D

I just fucking realised Ass Day is a national fucking holiday in England. They call the fucker Arse Day over here.

well let's see yer fuckin arse then on the fuckin 1st jwoody.

You can fucking count me in flyman.

On a completely un-fucking-related note - I saw this fucker in my local fucking newspaper today.

I know the fucking lass in this picture.

It's a story about fucking finger print I.D. being used in a nightclub to deter underage drinking.

http://img222.echo.cx/img222/4803/journal0722jl.jpg

A close-up inspection of the fucking member details:

http://img224.echo.cx/img224/9682/lovesthe28mj.jpg

You've got to be fucking kidding me?!

I see you've fukcing chosen to join us with your own fucking ass avatar - Woooo!! :D

That picture is fucking hilarious.



oh yea..
http://www.boomspeed.com/xoberonx/hnbfy.gif

No shit.


Fuck! That reply didn't have a fuck in it.

Yeah, do you want to re-size my fucking picture for me? It's currently 2048 x 1536 fucking pixels extreme fucking close-up.

In highschool, my cunt teacher told me Fuck originally stood for "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"...whatever the fuck that means.

Hey Rdr4evr, did you hear about that fuck Gannon is going to be fucking cut by the fucking Raiders? I'm not real fucking surprised being that he broke his fucking neck and he's pretty much a fucking fuck, anyway.

Yes you fuck, I knew one of the Greatest to ever wear the silver and black is going to be cut. I knew he would be cut when he restructured his fucking contract. I knew he would be cut when his doctor told him it's the wise thing to do to throw in the fucking towel. I love the fucking guy and it makes me sick that fucking shitface Scary Kerry is our future *shudders*. He better get his fucking act together now that we have an all-star offense...it all relies on that dumb fucker. Still Gannon will forever remain the man, and he will continue to work for organization, and I predict he will one day be HC. Fucking count on it.

Damn Rdr, I still miss watching Kenny 'the fucking snake' Stabler. That fucking bastard would stay up drinking till 3 in the fucking morning, and still beat you by 4 fucking touchdowns!

One classic fucking QB.

I enjoyed the great fucking General Jim Plunkett (was he #16?). That guy could play like a fucking doofus for 3 quarters then go downtown 3 times in 10 minutes and send the opposition home with a fuck-me tear in their eye. Tough as fucking nails too.

Yeah Paddyjoe, the snake was a bad motherfucker...never was he intimidated or had fear in his fucking eyes. The guy was solid as a fucking rock and got the job done...even with all those INT's (but back then the corners didn't have a shit load o frules going aganist them...so it's different. Although I still consider Gannon the best Raider QB off all time (one reason being because I wasn't even born when the fucking snake lead the team), and will continue to do so until someone fucking topples him, which won't be an easy feat. And yeah Kramus, that bad fucker was #16.

What the fuck? Nothing from you like "and, btfw, fuck Tom Brady and the fucking tuck rule"?

Yes, Gannon will be fucking missed. Good fucking QB despite the fucking jersey he wore at the end of his fucking career.

When I was very fucking young I heard these phrases:

"Cock sucking, mother fucking, blue-balled bitch!", and the colorful:
"Suck the snotty end of my fuck stick!".

Not till many, many years later did I eventually learn the true meaning of those fucking words.

Nancy has her fucking May 1st before all of us.
Does this mean we get to see her fuckin' fine-assed ass-atar first? :p

You bet your fucking ass I will! :thumbsup:

I'll fucking PM you my E-mail addy..

You bet your ass I will. In fact, I plan on staying up til fucking midnight and put on my assvatar exactly at 00:01 :thumbsup: