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K-Wise 04-30-2005 02:56 AM

^ Me too! lol if I can.

Nancy fuckin owns me by the way. That is all.

Asta!!

Fly 04-30-2005 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-Wise
^ Me too! lol if I can.

Nancy fuckin owns me by the way. That is all.

Asta!!


she fuckin' owns it all.............Nancy is the fuckin' (wo)MAN


:D

Nancy 04-30-2005 07:44 AM

^^ You fucking know it people!! :suave:

Nancy 04-30-2005 07:44 AM

One fucking day left!!! I hope ya'll ready! :D

kramus 04-30-2005 08:15 AM

omfg, in one more day there will be a flood of Nancy booty galvanizing every thread carrying her avatar - a fucking flood of leaping electrons all dancing to display the ass of ages. Flyman, my fucking hat is off to you man, 'cause from the start of my life here in TFP you said and said again - it's all about the fucking ass.

Nancy 04-30-2005 02:14 PM

Happy Ass Appreciation Day!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...gerie2/265.jpg

:D :D :D

kramus 04-30-2005 02:28 PM

my fucking stars

K-Wise 04-30-2005 03:55 PM

Isn't ass day the 1st of May? It's still the 30th here lol fuck

Asta!!

Fly 04-30-2005 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-Wise
Isn't ass day the 1st of May? It's still the 30th here lol fuck

Asta!!


she's always been a fucking head of herself

kramus 04-30-2005 05:04 PM

When Nancy decides it's time laddie, it's fucking time :thumbsup:

Bob Biter 04-30-2005 08:15 PM

http://64.4.61.250/cgi-bin/getmsg/05...9e2991571910f3

HAPPY FUCKING ASS APPRECIATION DAY, YOU FUCKERS!

Bob Biter 04-30-2005 08:16 PM

Shit, just noticed that my fucking ass looks better on my fucking avatar. Ya know, fucking rounder an' shit!

kramus 04-30-2005 09:17 PM

in the eye of the beholder I guess, but anything to keep the fucking spirit of the day man

Nancy 04-30-2005 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K-Wise
Isn't ass day the 1st of May? It's still the 30th here lol fuck

Asta!!

I'm always ahead of you guys when it comes to fucking time. I fucking posted that at 00:14 last night (or should I say early mornin' - May the 1st! :)

Nancy 04-30-2005 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Biter
Shit, just noticed that my fucking ass looks better on my fucking avatar. Ya know, fucking rounder an' shit!

It's perfectly round allright :thumbsup:

Why the fuck is your big ass pic rexed?

Rdr4evr 04-30-2005 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dylanmarsh
What the fuck? Nothing from you like "and, btfw, fuck Tom Brady and the fucking tuck rule"?

I was thinking about it...but I don't want to be that predictable.

P.S Fuck Brady ( I had to add 'fuck' somehow)

Nancy 04-30-2005 10:57 PM

Ok so it's around nine in the morning here which means that it's just become fucking May 1st over there too. What's keeping you fucking people?! Expose those fucking asses! :D

Fremen 04-30-2005 11:25 PM

Oh, fuck yeah! It's all about the fucking (female) ass, baby! ;)

Fly 04-30-2005 11:47 PM

fuckin' eh baby.............it's all about the ass..........

Bob Biter 05-01-2005 03:00 AM

Aw yeah! Show them fucking cheeks, people!

Nancy, my big ass shot is fucking rexed? No fucking way! Can you use the one I sent ya and post it? Maybe it'll fucking work better that way!

Ass is class, you fuckers!

jwoody 05-01-2005 03:26 AM

Happy Ass Day No.I to all.

How about this for fucking coincidence. My ass pimples perfectly match a fucking constellation map of the Northern fucking hemisphere.

I can fucking appreciate that.

K-Wise 05-01-2005 03:55 AM

Happy ass day everyone! It's definitely a good one

Asta!!

Tophat665 05-01-2005 05:37 AM

Hooray! Hooray! It's the first of May!
Outdoor Fucking starts today.

That's a beautiful fucking ass Nancy. I've said it before, and I will undoubtedly say it over and fucking over again. Breathtaking, I assure you.

Now, as long as were all fucking around on ass appreciation day, I had a thought the other day, revision to the fucking book of Exodus:

10. Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's house, nor his wife, nor his ass.
11. Unless thy neighbor is married unto Nancy, in which case it is unavoidable that thou shalt covet thy neighbor's wife's ass.

Fly 05-01-2005 05:59 AM

fuckin' rights Top..........

doodlebird 05-01-2005 09:31 AM

i'm too young to have my own avatar,
but not too young to show my ass...

<img src="http://home.austin.rr.com/willsportfolio/levis/horseboys.gif">

(i drew it about 3 1/2 years ago for levi's. they bought the drawing, but i don't think they ever made the shirt)

Nancy 05-01-2005 10:28 AM

Bob: I'll fucking do that tomorrow :thumbsup:

Fucking great avatars everybody!! :D Or should I say: Assatars? ;)

Fly 05-01-2005 04:27 PM

fucking rights assatars...........good fuckin' call Nancy.

K-Wise 05-01-2005 04:33 PM

Here here!

Assta!! <-- hee hee

Bob Biter 05-01-2005 09:39 PM

I like Assvatar better... sounds spacy as fuck!

Nancy 05-01-2005 10:44 PM

Hail all my fellow assateers! I present: Bob's mighty fucking fine ass :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...anmale/bob.jpg

dlish 05-01-2005 11:18 PM

it's all bout the fucking ass isnt it

K-Wise 05-02-2005 12:11 AM

^ You bet your own fuckin ass it is!

Asta!!

Nancy 05-02-2005 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
Hooray! Hooray! It's the first of May!
Outdoor Fucking starts today.

That's a beautiful fucking ass Nancy. I've said it before, and I will undoubtedly say it over and fucking over again. Breathtaking, I assure you.

Now, as long as were all fucking around on ass appreciation day, I had a thought the other day, revision to the fucking book of Exodus:

10. Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's house, nor his wife, nor his ass.
11. Unless thy neighbor is married unto Nancy, in which case it is unavoidable that thou shalt covet thy neighbor's wife's ass.

Hehehehe nice fucking rules. But ya know.. with the whole Ass Appreciation going on and all we're all bound to break both fucking rules :p

K-Wise 05-02-2005 01:43 AM

^ Yeah she's got a point

Asta!!
ps oh yeah FUCK!

Fremen 05-02-2005 01:51 AM

'Tis a great fuckin' thread that includes a collection of fine fuckin' asses such ass these. ^^^

IAATFA,B!

Nancy 05-02-2005 01:58 AM

Hey Fremen! Nice fucking assatar! :suave:

IAATFA, B? What the fuck?

K-Wise 05-02-2005 02:17 AM

I Ate A Tuna Fish After Breakfast? fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Asta!!

Fly 05-02-2005 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
Hey Fremen! Nice fucking assatar! :suave:

IAATFA, B? What the fuck?



Nancy,Nancy,Nancy.........you should know what that fuckin' stands for.....


it's all about the fuckin' ass,baby..........

Nancy 05-02-2005 04:29 AM

:o oooooohhh...well fuck me, heh

wolf 05-02-2005 04:32 AM

Nancy, I fucking love the new avatar!

Nancy 05-02-2005 04:34 AM

thanks a fucking million wolf! :icare:

Say.. aren't you gonna fucking join us? :D

Nancy 05-02-2005 04:35 AM

...and how the fuck about you Joe? :suave:

Charlatan 05-02-2005 05:58 AM

What a bunch of fucking asses...

Cheers!!

bernadette 05-02-2005 04:55 PM

hey fuckers. i totally fucking missed may day aka ass day. :(
ah well, looks like y'all carried on just fine w/o me.

<small>my parental figures were fucking visiting & cramping my internuts time.
they're in the fucking air right now headed fucking home.
look up in the sky & wave to my fucking parents ya fuckers!</small>

Fly 05-04-2005 11:44 AM

fuck!!!






*quick and simple*.........*just like joe*......... :D

Bob Biter 05-05-2005 03:03 PM

Nancy, thanks a fucking bunch for the backup there! Now everyone can enjoy my fucking ass without having to fucking squint at my assvatar.

Ass is fucking class, baby!

Lunatic 05-05-2005 04:39 PM

bob im sure everybody is amazed by your fucking ass :lol:

Fly 05-05-2005 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Biter

Ass is fucking class, baby!


*anticipates the fuckin' ass posts from that fuckin' team player Bob........*


...bring it on man.......show the TFfuckin'People that you care man.


after fuckin' all........."it is,.... ALL about the ass!!!"


:thumbsup:

Sion 05-05-2005 06:28 PM

here's my fuckin ass:


( * )

Nancy 05-06-2005 01:31 AM

Happy fucking birthday K-wise!! :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...daybunchie.jpg

kramus 05-06-2005 02:18 AM

I had to wait untill Nancy's fucking BD bunchie to see it. K-wise is such a fucking babe magnet on TFP because his avatar is a happy green fucking penis for fucks sake. That is fucking hilarious.

VTBrian 05-06-2005 02:53 AM

Who he fuck has a fucking green penis. That I have to fucking see.

Nancy 05-06-2005 03:06 AM

That green fucking thing up there with the hat on. It looks like a fucking penis... or so some say :D

Fly 05-06-2005 03:45 AM

are you guys fuckin' callin' K-wise a penis?????

jwoody 05-06-2005 04:17 AM

Quit yer fuckin' bitchin' and check this fucker out.


I got the mad fuckin' skillz.

http://img23.echo.cx/img23/4225/catani10zo.gif

Nancy 05-06-2005 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
are you guys fuckin' callin' K-wise a penis?????

No we're not.. heheh.. it's just that some thinks the fucking bunchie looks like a big green fucking penis. What's that all about? :D

Nancy 05-06-2005 04:43 AM

That's pretty fucking cool jwoody! But what the fuck is it doing..? Licking itself?

jwoody 05-06-2005 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
That's pretty fucking cool jwoody! But what the fuck is it doing..? Licking itself?


She's catching the drips from the fucking tap. I think she does it 8 hours a fucking day while I'm at fucking work.

Nancy 05-06-2005 02:08 PM

^^ I dunno.. it kinda looks like she's hitting her own fucking head? That or...fucking headbanging :D

She's really cute though.. I'm assuming she's fucking yours?

Fremen 05-10-2005 10:44 PM

Why the fuck is this thread all the way down here in no-fucking-where???

This thread needs more fucking ass!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09...bouttheass.jpg

IAATFA, baby!!

Tophat665 05-11-2005 04:05 AM

In the name of Dog and all that is fucking Hairy, that is one beayouteeful fucking ass. The Platonic fucking Ass Ideal.

Nancy 05-11-2005 10:49 AM

I don't know whether to fucking bite it or slap it!

kramus 05-11-2005 12:23 PM

Fuckalicious post Fremen ;)

Bob Biter 05-11-2005 03:37 PM

Yo, Fremen, I'll see your nice fucking wet ass and raise ya a fucking classy ass.

http://www.jonny.web.szm.szm.sk/ass.jpg


Ass is fucking class, but not as much as a fucking classy ass!

Fuckin' aye!

Ishmal 05-11-2005 03:38 PM

Fuck yer Fremen...

that was a fucken good post...

lets get some more fucken ass posts like that!!!

Ishmal 05-11-2005 03:41 PM

WOW!!!

Bob, you fucken beat me by a min...

fuck man now i look fucken stupid posting two fucken times in a row...

nice fucken ass by the way!!!

Fremen 05-12-2005 01:42 AM

Holy fucking bootylicious ass, Batman!! *wolf-whistle*
Nice fucking ass pic, Bob! :D

It's fucking hard work, but someone's gotta do it...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09...uloiledass.jpg

Fly 05-14-2005 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

It's fucking hard



why yes....yes it fucking is.



:D

Nancy 05-17-2005 03:49 AM

Please... :rolleyes: .. they're NOTHING compared to this fine ass:

http://wbab.com/images/morningshow/hairyass.jpg

:D

monkeydriven 05-17-2005 07:46 AM

awww fuckall.

Fremen 05-17-2005 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
Please... :rolleyes: .. they're NOTHING compared to this fine ass:

http://wbab.com/images/morningshow/hairyass.jpg

:D

flyman, did your fucking trimmers break??? :D :thumbsup:

kramus 05-17-2005 08:20 PM

looks like somebody who was dipped in honey and left out in fucking bear country

Buzz 05-17-2005 09:00 PM

I've been fuck and fuck before... So fuck it all

KCMadcow 05-17-2005 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
Please... :rolleyes: .. they're NOTHING compared to this fine ass:

http://wbab.com/images/morningshow/hairyass.jpg

:D

That is absofuckinglutely awful. What the fuck did I do to you to deserve to accidentally see that...I want to put out my fucking eyes

Fly 05-18-2005 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen
flyman, did your fucking trimmers break??? :D :thumbsup:


alright smartass.........that is fuckin' nothin' like anything i've ever seen before.

wtf?????


you sure that fuckin' ain't a pic of you Fre that you've been shopping around to Nancy?

infamous13 05-18-2005 03:39 PM

you guys are fucking fuckers if i didnt fuck last night i would personally fuck all you fuckers up

Tophat665 05-18-2005 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
Please... :rolleyes: .. they're NOTHING compared to this fine ass:

http://wbab.com/images/morningshow/hairyass.jpg

:D

Jesus Hapliod Christ! It's fucking Assquatch!

kramus 05-18-2005 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
Jesus Hapliod Christ! It's fucking Assquatch!

to witness the coining of a new word, that is truly fucking awesome :thumbsup:

Fly 05-18-2005 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
Jesus Hapliod Christ! It's fucking Assquatch!


ahhhahahha......Assquatch.........fuckin' eh Top :thumbsup:


...and i always thought that the fuckin' "H" stood for Harold....... :hmm:

Ishmal 05-18-2005 07:11 PM

AAAARRRRGH...

**fucken runs screaming from the nonsense forum**

Tophat665 05-18-2005 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
...and i always thought that the fuckin' "H" stood for Harold.......

Nope. Haploid. It's the only way to get a virgin birth. No fucking involved, but you only get a half set of chromosomes. (Of course, that being the case, JC should have been a woman, but lets just gloss right over that, shall we?)

Nancy 05-19-2005 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
AAAARRRRGH...

**fucken runs screaming from the nonsense forum**

come back you fucking wuss!! It's only a fucking ass! :D

Tophat665 05-19-2005 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nancy
come back you fucking wuss!! It's only a fucking ass! :D

Nancy, oh delight of existance, that is most emphatically not just a fucking ass. That is a fucking Mastodon in the shape of an ass; an Asstodon, if you will. That is the platonic ideal of Flyman's ass, and Fly's assquatch is to that Asstodon as your lovely fucking caboose is to his hirsute hiney.

Eustice 05-19-2005 07:03 AM

Fucking took the words right outta me fucking mouth mate!

Fly 05-19-2005 07:06 AM

thanks Top........fuckin' drag me......or should i say,my ass.........into this.

Fly 05-23-2005 06:24 AM

bump.*fucking*.bump

Fremen 05-23-2005 09:54 AM

Fucking thread is populated with too many hairy asses.
Where the fuck are the pretty feminine fucking asses??

Tophat665 05-23-2005 12:17 PM

Fuckitall, here's some fine feminine ass:
<img src="http://www.peterdaprix.com/_files/photography/images-photography/images-portfolio/fashion/location%20opt/color/action/girl_donkey-lrg.jpg"><img src="http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/e/m/emallen/don_k.jpg"><img src="http://www.hld.gov.cn/szbm/hua/picture/guohua/daguohua/guohua014.jpg">

Fremen 05-23-2005 02:25 PM

:lol: Nice response! It's still too fuckin' hairy, though! :D

:thumbsup:

Tophat665 05-23-2005 02:55 PM

There's just no pleaseing some fucking people.
Fine. Fuck it twice and call it Pamela.

Here is a, as the caption would have it, a Prime Piece of Shaved [Fuckin] Sheep Ass, for your enjoyment:
<img src="http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/90/1483/f/3566-A-prime-piece-of-shaved-sheep-ass-0.jpg">
It's a fucking delicacy in those parts, whatever those fucking parts may be, and real fucking erotic to certain wrong wing fundamentalist farmer type fucktards.

Ishmal 05-23-2005 03:43 PM

**slowly creeps back in2 the fucken nonsense forum**

**notices that that fucken Assquatc is gone** (nice description tophat)

**then notices the fucken sheeps ass**

"oh this place is really fucked up!"

Fly 05-24-2005 03:51 AM

fucked up ain't the fucking half of it........

Sion 05-24-2005 04:42 PM

I fucked the other half.

Fly 05-24-2005 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion
I fucked the other half.



it fuckin' figures you would Sion.........


*some fuckin' people i tell ya'*


:D

Nancy 05-26-2005 03:08 AM

What the fuck happened to all your fucking assatars, people?! K-wise is the only one who's still fucking with me :hmm:

Ishmal 05-27-2005 03:22 PM

and you beta be fucken keeping yours Nancy...

its fucken great to look @

Sion 05-27-2005 10:09 PM

fuckin' fuckity fuck-fuck

Ishmal 05-27-2005 11:00 PM

u fucken sure about that Sion???

Nancy 05-29-2005 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
and you beta be fucken keeping yours Nancy...

its fucken great to look @

Hehe allright! I'll keep it for another ...a month or so... til I've come up with a cool new avatar :D

EDIT: FUCK!

Ishmal 05-29-2005 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nancy
I'll keep it for another ...a month or so...

Fuck YER!!!

i'm excited!!!


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